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Li Hao's point today is not an ordinary back, and he summarizes the reasons in his heart, there are two important factors, which are the reasons for his back, first, prostitution before work. It's a prostitute, it's a good idea to go, and second, the pants haven't been replaced with a new one, which is the same as not washing your hands before playing mahjong, and the shot is a cannon.

Li Hao is a habitual thief who is not led by a master and groping for entry, so he is very good at summarizing, recalling two reasons, he is full of regret, and it is estimated that after returning home, he may show a forbearance on the crotch of the pants that frequently make mistakes, in order to remember his intentions.

The motorcycle is gone, I still have to go home, gritted my teeth and dragged my tired body, just about to leave, when I turned my head and suddenly saw that on the ground, there was a uT Starcom PHS, stunned for a moment, he bent down to pick it up, licked his lips, and then disappeared on the street expressionlessly, rushing to his home far away on Railway Street

An hour later, in my yard, four people were sitting in the middle of the courtyard, all smoking cigarettes in a melancholy manner.

"Then let me say a few words!" I was silent for a long time, and then opened my mouth to speak.

The three of you, you look at me, I look at yours, and they don't squeak.

"That's right! I feel like the four of us are all right, but there's no need to do anything, we all do it together! Ahem! I bowed my head and said.

"I agree!" Li Shuishui raised his hand to second.

"What do you mean?" The old fairy squinted at the two of us and asked.

"It means that you are too bullish B!! You said you want a tiger alone, forget it, the problem is that your brother is also a tiger! In this way, the direct guide to the two of us also abducted the tiger, I recalled it carefully, after the 2o century, it was still in the northeast, and there may have been a case of our tomb robbery, and the theft was still a museum!! This can't be described as brain-dead anymore, did you make it? I looked at the old immortal and simply said directly.

"You mean, you two don't want to play with me anymore?" The old fairy stared at me viciously.

"Yes, no, JB is playing with you, you can do whatever you like in the future!" Li Shuishui followed up and added.

"Okay, you two remember!! Let's go, Dasha Gate! The old fairy stood up with a lot of face, dragged the door and left.

"Let's have a good chat, it's all my own brothers, what can't I say, we won't fix this matter in the future!" When I walked to the door, I shouted at the door.

"Mistakes can be forgiven, but IQ can't make up for drops, let's calm down!" I blasted them out directly, and then dragged the door and said to the water, "You can get out too!" ”

"Goodbye, it's too late to shake the claws!" Li Shuishui glanced at me, and then limped away.

Huzi had already slept at this time, I washed up briefly, and then dragged my tired body, lay on the bed, recalling the brainless things I did tonight, and suddenly showed my youth, as if it was over on this day.

Late at night, I lay in bed and fell into a deep sleep

Early the next morning, the morning sun rose, the golden sunlight spread over the yard, and countless small birds chirped in the trees.

"Dangdang Dang!!"

At this moment, the sound of the iron door broke the beautiful morning, and I got up from the bed with a sore body, and stayed for nearly a minute, but the iron door was still ringing, and the sound was louder.

"To the south! You open the door! I know you're in there! You're avoiding me, I burned down your house, do you believe it?! Outside the door, a crisp voice shouted.

"Step!"

With a blank face, I put on my slippers, yawned, walked to the courtyard, and opened the iron gate.

"What are you doing here?" I stretched my waist, looked at Ma Xiaoyou, and asked casually.

"Why is your phone turned off? Don't you want to pay back? "Ma Xiaoyou is dressed very casually today, with a long black color, no powder on her little face, and no makeup at all, I like to look at her like this, I feel like a girl who has just walked out of the college campus and doesn't know anything.

Especially when she stands under the willow tree, the sun shines through the branches and leaves, shining on her cheeks, I will feel that I am standing in the social torrent 10,000 feet away from her, living without a lower limit, especially dirty.

And she is very sunny, very simple, and very beautiful.

"Shutdown ???" I was stunned for a moment, then rushed into the house, rummaging through the pants I wore yesterday, but still found nothing.

"I'm cāo, the phone is lost!" I said in a broken voice.

"Huh!" Ma Xiaoyou stood at the door of my bedroom and sneered a little nervously.

"What a loss!!" I explained.

"Well, I don't think I'm coming today, you can move!" Ma Xiaoyou's cheeks were full of ridicule, and he directly stretched out his hand and said, "Today is the fifth day, the promised day has arrived, pay back the money!" ”

"Can you give me a way out?" Although I am thick-skinned and shameless, I am a man after all, and as long as I am a man, I don't want to owe money to women, so I said it very shyly.

"It's not that my sister won't give you a way to live, it's that my sister can't live now, today at 12 o'clock, I have to move out quickly!" Ma Xiaoyou's chest heaved heavily, and he explained helplessly, still stretching out his little hand.

"Then I really don't have any money! I also lost my phone, or I can call to borrow it! I replied irritably, not because of Ma Xiaoyou, but because I felt that I was too aggrieved, I owed someone 5,000 yuan, and the feeling of being blocked at the door of my house almost never disappeared from my life.

"I don't believe that you, a person in his twenties, can't even scrape together five thousand yuan!" Ma Xiaoyou said with a frown.

"Damn, there are still people in their thirties who live in Qiaodong, why do I have to be able to scrape together 5,000 yuan??" I replied angrily.

"That's all you have?" Ma Xiaoyou grinded his silver teeth, puffed out his cheeks and pretended to be very vicious: "When you play with your sister and borrow money, you are the grandson, and when you ask for money, you are the uncle, isn't it?!" ”

"No, no, I really don't!"

"Hammer you, is there it?"

"I didn't die with a hammer!"

"You!" Ma Xiaoyou was completely speechless to me.

"I don't have money, but I have a house, I said it, you rent it wherever you want, you might as well rent it in my house!" I owe you the money you can live here for a year! If you really can't do it, you live here now, when will you have money, when will I give it to you, and then you will symbolically throw some house money, and it will be over! "I can't help but say a word.

Ma Xiaoyou held his white forehead with his hand, his pretty expression was both hesitant and full of collapse, he thought for a long time, raised his head and said, "I'll look at your house!" ”

"You wait for me to get the key!"

I quickly replied, turned into the house and took out the key to the room on the right, then pointed to the house on the right and said, "This is it!" ”

"Open me and see!" Ma Xiaoyou kept puffing up her lovely pink cheeks and spewing out to calm the helplessness of life.

"Bang dang!"

I opened the lock with the key, reached out and pushed the door open, and said, "Go in and have a look!" ”

Ma Xiaoyou stood at the door, stretched out his hand and fanned his disgusted face, as if it was very gray, then paused, covered his nose, and walked into the room, the furnishings in the house were relatively simple, a set of early 9o every family had it, and it was all the same furniture, filled the whole room, an iron bed, no bedding, and two wooden planks were missing on the bed.

The house is very clean, there is almost no smell and dust, more than 30 square meters of the house, there are three windows, facing the sun.

When you get up every morning, as long as you open the window, the first thing you see is that the outside is winding up, the branches are slowly hanging down, the willow trees full of greenery, the birds are chirping happily, the tiger is lazily basking in the sun, there is a stone table under the willow tree, three stone piers, and there is a slightly rusty teapot on it, although it is a little broken, but it also loses a rare beauty.

There is no hustle and bustle of the city, just tranquility and nature.

Ma Xiaoyou pushed open the window, measured his beautiful eyes, deliberately disguised his cold little face, with a dead smile, lying on the windowsill, swinging his slender left leg, and said lightly: "It's very good here, but there are no modern electrical appliances, no TV, no refrigerator, no computer!" ”

"You have so many things there, do you know how to get back to basics? Living here is a kind of artistic conception, a kind of comfortable loneliness, how much money does this house give, I don't sell it, brother, it's a kind of difference! I stood in the doorway, lit a cigarette, and said something smugly with my hands in my pockets.

"Huh! I don't see it, you're back to basics!! Ma Xiaoyou sneered again.

"You don't want to rent it!"

"It's okay to rent, but the furniture needs to be changed, I have it myself!" Ma Xiaoyou was still staring at the bird in the tree, and seemed to be in a good mood and said a word.

"Yes!" I thought about it for a moment and nodded.

"You live in this house with your dad, right?!" Ma Xiaoyou asked casually.

"Hmm!" I thought about it for a while, but I still didn't say it, maybe it was sold.** It's not often to come and hang out.

"There is a condition, your fox friends and dog friends, when I am here, I can't come over to drink and have a big party, especially the one that looks like a baboon, I'm afraid!" Ma Xiaoyou thought for a while, and added: "You can't stay overnight!" ”

"Everyone has a home, what are you doing here with me, and then you should be careful when you speak! I'm a friend, not a fox friend! I frowned and replied, feeling that this girl was a little unhearted when she spoke.

"Okay, before signing the contract, I still have one condition!"

"You're not going to let me talk with you all night, are you?" I asked teasingly, and suddenly it suddenly appeared that my pure black life in the future would seem to have a little more of a very color.

"Do you know what animals baboons like to play with?" Ma Xiaoyou closed the window and looked at me with big eyes blinking maliciously.

"Kind!" I replied precisely.

"Well, just know what you look like!" Ma Xiaoyou took out a very small glass water bottle from his bag, took a sip of it, walked out of the room, stretched lazily, waved his hand casually and said, "Let's go, help me move, and sign the contract!" ”

"I'm still helping you move??" I was stunned for a long time and asked speechlessly.

"Isn't it okay to be a girl for me?"

"Brother, there is no shortage of girls!" I shook my head resolutely and said.

"Is that okay for a hundred dollars?"

"Wait a minute, I'll get dressed!" I immediately nodded in agreement and turned around and went into the room.

"Alas, this product is so sad, it is estimated that it will be difficult to marry in this life!" Ma Xiaoyou looked at my back, held his forehead and shook his head.