Li Er was still playing chess with Pi Donkey in the Pi Chicken Shop, and when the two were inseparable, Zhang Fengxian came to the chicken shop. As soon as Li Er saw Zhang Fengxian's face, he hurriedly asked, "Wife, are you back?" Did you bring me any wine? ”

Zhang Fengxian looked at the donkey and did not answer Li Er's question directly. Instead, he said with a gloomy face and unhurriedly: "Go home, I have something to say." ”

The donkey quipped, "It's only been a few days apart?" It's like this, it's really that the older you get, the more you know how to use it in men. ”

Zhang Fengxian scolded: "Who is like the two of you, like two mandarin ducks." Let people see the panic of gluttony. ”

The donkey smiled: "Second Master Li, it's still your eldest mother-in-law who can speak." Unlike Little Pink, she doesn't say anything other than give you food and drink. He is a sinister and cunning lord. ”

Little Peach shouted outside the door, "Serve the seafood." It didn't matter if she shouted like this, the donkey pulled out his head and asked, "Little Pink, when did you come?" You must have heard what I said, didn't you? ”

Little Peach snorted and said, "In the donkey's mouth, when it comes, I can't speak." It is to chew the tongue of a donkey. Not a word of good fart. I'm used to hearing it, and I don't think it's strange. She leaned in and asked Zhang Fengxian, "My eldest sister, when did you come home?" Haven't eaten yet, have you? Go to the seafood restaurant and I'll make you something delicious. ”

Zhang Fengxian had wide eyelids. Squeezing some smiles out of his face, he returned: "It's pretty much that." ”

The leather donkey hurriedly said: "This is all earned by your man Li Er for you, enjoy it." ”

Little Peach said: "I said that the donkey can't spit out ivory in its mouth, and you still don't believe it, how about it?" It worked, right? She went over and kicked the donkey lightly in the cheek, which was his punishment.

When the donkey was kicked, he was not angry, but he was glad. When Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong went out, they added a sentence in time: "When the dish is ready, call the two of us." Go over and have a drink with you. Pick up the wind and wash the dust for the eldest mother-in-law. ”

Little Peach poked back from outside the door and said, "I didn't hear that donkeys can drink, huh?" ”

The leather donkey put the chess pieces in his hand and made a gesture to throw it out to smash Little Pink, but Little Peach made a grimace and ran away with a smile.

Listen to her silver bell-like laughter. The leather donkey said to Li Er: "My Second Master Li, your old man is not shallow." Thinking of my leather donkey, first Wang Shengli's oil bottle mouth, asked me to kiss it for half a lifetime. Later, he was replaced by Wufeng, but his mouth was short, but he was a lame girl, walking and jumping, making people look at ??????"

"What's wrong with you looking?" Wufeng didn't know when he was already standing behind the leather donkey, and asked fiercely. It really scared the donkey! The head of the house is back.

The leather donkey complained to Li Erdao: "Second Master Li, Wufeng is home, why don't you remind me?" Isn't this Chengxin calling me ugly and Wufeng misunderstanding. ”

Wufeng didn't listen to the leather donkey. asked the donkey one after another: "My five phoenixes are walking and jumping?" Regret it, don't you? Want to get a divorce? Go for the divorce now! Walk! ”

The donkey did not dare to answer.

Li Er said: "Donkey, you can't blame me." Didn't you see me giving you a hard look and nodding at you? ”

The donkey said, "I saw you nodding my head, but I think you told me to go on." Who knew it was Wufeng who went home. ”

Wufeng kicked the leather donkey's ass fiercely, and said coldly: "Do you want to continue?" I'll tell you to say enough! She was furious. Pick up the mop and hit the donkey, maybe it's excited. Maybe it was deliberately bad, and it hit Li Er's head all at once, and suddenly a big pimple rose on Li Er's head. Li Er, who was in pain, shouted loudly: "It's a mistake, I'm Li Er, and your donkey is over there!" Eldest wife Zhang Fengxian, hurry up and save your life. ”

Wufeng was afraid that Zhang Fengxian would hear it. Really come to make trouble. Quickly closed the door, pointed at Li Er's head with a mop, and threatened: "You dare to call someone for help?" Be careful that the old lady will give you another time. ”

Li Er said: "Wufeng, no, wow. The donkey is your man. Besides, I just you off. It's him, too. From beginning to end, I didn't dare to say anything bad about you. He pointed his finger at the donkey's head and said, "This is the place to be beaten." You made a mistake just now, this is my head wow. I was wronged, I made someone hit the wrong man. ”

Li Er complained bitterly here. The donkey's hand danced happily. clapped his hands again and again and praised: "Wife, it's a good fight!" Would you like to do it again? Want! ”

Wufeng took advantage of the donkey's inattention, and knocked on his head accurately for the second time. The painful leather donkey was clever, afraid of being hit a second time, so he ran out of the house desperately, did not dare to turn back, and came directly to the seafood restaurant.

Looking at the embarrassed look of the leather donkey, Le's mouth was almost grinning to his ears. A row of large yellow teeth is exposed.

I was out of breath and discharged from the hospital. Li Er came to see her with something. He asked, "I can't breathe, why are you sick?" As far as I know, you're not the one who doesn't look back when you touch the south wall? ”

couldn't breathe, and said with tears in his eyes: "My illness, isn't it called Zhang Baoqi?" She hid a woman on my family's three jumpers! ”

Li Erhu said suspiciously: "Isn't it?" If your Zhang Bao looks like that, will there be women who like him? ”

Unable to breathe, he glanced at Li Er, and said extremely dissatisfied: "Do you think that you Li Er is the only one in the world?" My family Zhang Bao is also a good man! ”

"It's a good man, it's a good man." Li Ersheng was afraid that he would be out of breath and get excited to commit the madness, so he hurriedly echoed her words and said, "Zhang Bao is indeed the only good man in our East Kidnapper, so you can't breathe." You're happy. ”

Li Er applauded.

"Happy fart!" couldn't breathe and knew that Li Er was talking nonsense, so he scolded unceremoniously: "Zhang Bao, he's a dog with no conscience." Dare to hide a beautiful woman outside in the car. I'll mess with him. But he just didn't admit it, so I was in a hurry, so I went to bite him, and he ended up ??? He's just? He just gave me a slap in the face. ”

Li Er was afraid that he wouldn't be able to breathe, and the problem of not being able to breathe would be committed again. So he told her, "Speak slowly." Is it a leather donkey, or is it huge, a bridge built for your family Zhang Bao, for the woman he is looking for outside? I know them, they like to do all that. ”

"No, it was the fat man who repaired the car who introduced him. Once upon a time. Every time I reverse, I show Zhang Bao at the back, for fear that there is someone behind the car and he can't see it. Good guys, the fat guy who repairs cars. Without my permission, he found a woman for Zhang Bao and topped me. Every time I reverse, the woman shouted for me, please note, reverse, please note, reverse! ”

Li Er couldn't breathe when he said this, and only then did he understand why he couldn't breathe and made a fuss. He burst out laughing.

Breathless, he said, "Li Er." You are the mediator of the village, and you can't put your own joy above the pain of others! My man cheated, do you feel very happy? ”

When Li Er heard it, he couldn't open the big truth in his mouth, and he still had one set of them. Immediately stopped laughing, and said again and again: "It's my fault, it's my fault." You continue. ”

Zhang Bao hid the woman very tightly. I was in the car, rummaging and searching several times. I just can't find the woman who shouted to reverse the car. I forced Zhang Bao to hand over the woman, but he just refused. For this matter, I quarreled with him twice for three days. But he insisted that there were no women in the car. When I saw that his dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, I was anxious and tried my best to make trouble with him. Later, I got sick and was admitted to the hospital, but people were kind enough to help me get hospitalized. ”

"The hospital that helped you stay?" Li Er was shocked. Then I think about it, it's huge. Anyway, it's okay to get better. He explained: "I can't breathe, your man really didn't hide any women in the car. Every time I reverse, the woman who shouted to pay attention to reversing was actually a fat man who repaired the car, and gave you a computer chip installed on the three jumpers. ”

I couldn't breathe and asked in surprise: "My family Zhang Bao, did you call people to use their brains?" Or is it a lie? ”

"It's not Zhang Bao who calls people to use their brains, it's computers! Do you understand? It's a computer! And computer chips. It's not a deception, it's a chip! Li Er gestured with her hand and explained to her breathless for a long time, and then she understood what was going on. Because there was no pimple in her heart, she suddenly became cheerful, and said with a smile: "Li Er, Li Er, why didn't you tell me earlier?" If I knew that a computer chip was a thing, not a woman, would I still be sick? ”

Li Er couldn't breathe at that time, and deliberately said: "Zhang Bao wants to kill me, I want to report the case!" ”

couldn't breathe and listened to Li Erxue's words, she was a little embarrassed and blushed. She pretended to raise her hand to hit Li Er, put her hand on Li Er's shoulder, and smiled to keep Li Er at her house for dinner.

Li Er patted his breathless hand, smiled and left, and when he walked out of the door of his breathless house, he didn't forget to quip: "I'm going to the office to sue Zhang Bao, he wants to kill me." ”

"It's just you!" couldn't stop laughing, and in a word, sent Li Er out of the door.

Upstairs in the seafood building, Li Er asked his wife Zhang Fengxian: "Tell me, what's going on?" Who is that old man? ”

Zhang Fengxian looked at the little peach, and stopped talking.

Xiao Taohong knew that it was not appropriate for her to be there, so she got up and wanted to leave, but Li Er grabbed her hand and said, "You sit down and listen, maybe there is something for you inside." ”

Zhang Fengxian glanced at Li Er with his eyes, sank for a moment, and said, "Isn't it the fault of the pearl that night?" ”

"Pearl of the Night?" When Xiao Taohong heard that her brother had a night pearl, her two eyes suddenly widened wider than apricots. Hurriedly asked, "Kiss brother, do you have a night pearl in your hand?" Take it out and I'll take a look! ”

Zhang Fengxian glared at Li Er vigorously, which meant to say: Look, she's in a hurry, right? She's not a fuel-efficient lamp at all!

Li Er said: "It's true that there is a night pearl, it has been given to Zhou Xiaomei, and you can't see it if you want to." ”

"Huh? Gave Zhou Fox again? My dear brother, how did you do it, as soon as you have something valuable, you will give it to Zhou Fox first? Don't leave a little for yourself either. ”

Zhang Fengxian said: "Dapeng accidentally told Xiao Fang about the matter of getting the Night Pearl on the phone, and Xiao Fang knew the truth and wanted to get the Night Pearl." Zhou Xiaomei's hands were tight, and she didn't let go, and the two of them quarreled on the phone. Zhou Xiaomei knew that it was Dapeng who leaked the secret, and cleaned up Dapeng fiercely. So how could Xiaofang be willing to give up? Only then did I remember the family, and it happened that her biological father, his wife, and his son were not filial, so he drove the old immortal out. The old guy's salary card was also confiscated. ”

Little Peach scolded: "You deserve it!" Who called him Huaxin? The kids just kicked him out. If only I had been replaced. ”

Zhang Fengxian stared at her fiercely and asked, "What about you?" ”

Xiao Taohong saw that Li Er's expression was wrong, and knew that what she had said just now was too much. quickly remedied: "If I change it, I will provide for him and ask him to kiss his brother every day." Is there still a pearl that night? ”

Little Rosé said as she spoke, and turned back again. I still care about the pearl of the night.

Zhang Fengxian yawned, and Li Er told her to go home and sleep first, and talk about it at night. Anyway, those things can't be explained clearly for a while. Housework is the kind of thing that can't be explained, otherwise it would be difficult for a clean official to cut off housework.

Zhang Fengxian is gone. Xiao Taohong closed the door, leaned in front of Li Er, reached out and hugged his neck, swaying back and forth, and said angrily: "My dear brother, Dapeng is your own son, but our Xiaoyan is also your father." ”

Li Er sighed and looked at Xiao Taohong in surprise.

Xiao Taohong hurriedly changed her words: "Xiao Yan is your biological daughter." I don't want a name. Children are your own flesh and blood. You two children, one is Dapeng and the other is Xiaoyan, you need a bowl of water to be level. Last time, I didn't bother with Dapeng about the Western beads. Because it was a gift from the eldest sister's father to the eldest sister. I don't want and don't have the right to ask for anything, I don't have anything to think about the beads. It doesn't mean that I give up the property that should belong to Xiaoyan. A few small sums of money are enough, but with such a big sum of money as the Night Pearl, I can't help but give it a head. A single Western bead is worth more than 20 million. This time a night pearl, how can it be worth 30 million, right? Dapeng Xiaopeng plus Xiaoyan, if the three children divide it, Xiaoyan will also score 10 million. ”

Xiao Taohong threatened: "This time the night pearl, if there is no share of Xiao Yan, I will not care about face, so I asked the child to go to the court to file a lawsuit, asking the court to put Xiao Yan's share under her name." ”

Li Er listened to Xiao Taohong's almost heartless words and didn't say anything. Two lines of old tears flowed down his cheeks and flowed silently.

Even if Li Er burst into tears, Xiao Taohong was uncompromising for the huge sum of 10 million, and she threw a sentence hard: "It's all your children, it's all your species." You can't mistake one for the other. Go home and think about it. How have I treated you all these years? ”

Li Er did not answer Xiao Taohong's question. Instead, he stood up tremblingly, slowly went downstairs, and moved home step by step.

The child is his own flesh and blood, and it hurts to bite any finger, what can he do? (To be continued......)