"Since you want to go so much, there is only one way to Huashan - resolutely shameless." Liu Zhuang said categorically.

"Shameless?" Zou Jie is face full of question marks. He couldn't figure out what the connection between the Asian Games and shamelessness was?

"That's right! It's shameless! Liu Zhuang said affirmatively, "Since you want to win the award, you have to think outside the box." Others associate the Asian Games with their own thoughts and studies, so you have to attract attention and contribute to the Asian Games now. ”

"How do you contribute?" Liu Zhuang's words also aroused Zou Jie's interest.

"First of all! Say that your family lives in a thatched house, wears straw sandals to school, has no cotton clothes in winter, and the big yellow dogs in the family have starved to death. Anyway, how hard it is. Expressing his determination again, saying that you want to save money and are willing to volunteer for the Asian Games, even if you eat chaff, you will not hesitate to eat chaff. In this strong contrast, it shows your noble character and the determination of the new generation of university students to serve their country. Maybe a female teacher who reviews the essay will let you win the award as soon as her heart softens. Liu Zhuang said.

"Makes sense!" Zou Jie immediately screamed. But then he vaguely felt that something was wrong. So Zou Jie asked again, "Can the contrast be stronger?" What about increasing the success factor? ”

"Yes!" Liu Zhuang glanced at Zou Jie angrily, "You can still write a blood book, but if that female teacher faints and faints, it doesn't matter to me!" ”

"Haha! That's it. Zou Jie laughed embarrassedly. Zou Jie, who had put down his thoughts, leaned back in his chair beautifully, and he began to conceive of the essay. Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong, so he asked Liu Zhuang again: "I always feel that something is wrong." Are you talking about my family too badly, you know it's not true when you hear it, it seems like a joke. If such an essay is written, I may not have won an award, and I will become the laughing stock of the whole school. ”

"I've told you, I don't want my face, what kind of laughing stock are you afraid of? Anyway, if you want to write an essay, I'm just in charge of making ideas, and it's up to you whether you listen to it or not. Liu Zhuang pretended to be angry. In fact, Liu Zhuang's real thoughts are: even if he becomes a laughing stock, it is also Zou Jie's business, anyway, it has nothing to do with him, who will worry about the aftermath? It's not bad to let Zou Jie suffer a little!

But as soon as Zou Jie saw that Liu Zhuang was "angry", he immediately softened. He hugged Liu Zhuang and said with a smile: "Good brother! Brother Zhuang! Count me wrong! How about doing my brother a favor and writing me a template? ”

"Don't get an inch!"

"Please! Come on! Such a shameless thing is not familiar to my brother! Pull the brothers! ”

"Am I familiar?"

"Haven't you ever kissed and cuddled?"

"I ......," Liu Zhuang waved his fist angrily.

"Good! Count me wrong! I'll have breakfast tomorrow! ”

"Your big yellow dogs are all dead, and you still have the money to have breakfast?"

"Isn't that what you said? Good! Then work out early tomorrow morning and I'll help you get through guò. ”

"No, no, no! I'm exercising these days, so I'll help you out! I'm afraid of you, so I'll write one for you! ”

"Thanks! What a good brother! ”

……

Every morning, every student at Shannan University has to do a morning workout, and they have to run a certain number of laps on the playground before they can get a voucher from the supervising student union officer.

And Liu Zhuang used this time of early exercise to improve his athletic ability, so he took Zou Jie's morning workout.

And for students who can be admitted to Shannan University, writing an essay of 1,000 words is really a piece of cake. So Liu Zhuang divided five by two, and it didn't take much time to finish writing that model article. Anyway, the description of Zou Jie's family background in it can make people cry when they read it; The determination to become a volunteer for the Asian Games makes people look at it with enthusiasm. Anyway, it's hard to describe. Liu Zhuang didn't care about the possible consequences of this article, anyway, other people's children can't die!

After finishing writing, Liu Zhuang threw the article on Zou Jie, who was full of hope, and then asked: "I said Zou Jie, I feel that something is wrong with you!" Why are you in a hurry to find a girlfriend these days? Do you want to start a family as soon as you graduate? That's too early! ”

Zou Jie also sighed helplessly: "Hey-! It was all urged by my parents. When we graduate, I will either stay in the provincial capital or stay in our city, and I will not return to my county seat anyway. So my parents let me settle down in the city as soon as possible. Isn't this just casting a net in the sea? ”

"Hey!" Liu Zhuang also accompanied Zou Jie and sighed, this family has a scripture that is difficult to read! But then he joked, "The point is that you want to find a girl from the city!" ”

"Don't talk about me. Liu Zhuang! I feel that something is wrong with you, why are you suddenly active these days? How much more did you say today than I did? Isn't it also ......? ”

"Who can compare to you? You talker! ”

"You're just talking!"

"Hahaha-!"

The young man couldn't hold any troubles in his heart, and the two soon frolicked. After a while, Liu Zhuang saw that it was getting late, so he fell asleep first. Zou Jie began to transcribe the essay.

But after the transcription was finished, Zou Jie always felt that this essay was too creepy, so he wrote another decent essay. After it was over, he saw the model text written by Liu Zhuang, thought about it for a while, and signed Liu Zhuang like a prank, preparing to submit it together tomorrow.

……

"Tick Bell Bell!"

As soon as the bell rang for the end of class, the classroom became lively. The class leader stood up and shouted, "Students! Wait a minute, our soccer team will take on the challenge of the Foreign Language Department! This is a group event, and none of them can be absent. Everyone assembles on the playground! ”

Liu Zhuang lazily packed up his textbooks, disapproving of such a "children's play" at all. Today is Tuesday afternoon, and during yesterday's club activities, a member of the foreign language department and a member of his class had an argument in the college football team. The content of the dispute is nothing more than which class has the stronger football team.

After that, they undoubtedly didn't buy each other, so the two sides decided to have a ball game today to compete against each other. But after this matter spread in the class, because there were more women than men in the foreign language department, all the male students in Liu Zhuang's class felt insulted. So they became bitter and decided to give the foreign language department a little color. Of course, are those male students who want to show off in front of those beauties in the foreign language department? No one knows.

"Liu Zhuang! Move fast! Watch me play! Zou Jie was full of excitement, waving two sneakers and coming to Liu Zhuang.

"Got it!" Liu Zhuang blocked the two stinky sneakers. He knew what Zou Jie was excited about, so he couldn't help but stab him, "Actually, it's not important for me to see it!" The point is that the gender is wrong! ”

In fact, we can already see that Liu Zhuang's original Mu Ne is just Mu Ne's appearance, and his mind is still very active. It's nothing more than that he doesn't have the ability to express his lively thoughts. But now, with the improvement of his "conversation ability", Liu Zhuang has gradually become active. Talking is also becoming strange.

……

There weren't many entertainment activities in college, so the game immediately attracted a circle of spectators. And in such an informal competition, there must be no main cultivation and linesmen. Even the venue is a small seven-a-side field, and the two sides set the game time and the personnel who will play it, and they are ready to "fight".

In this era, if you want to attract girls on campus, boys must be good at one of the following three skills: one is to be able to fight; One is to be able to kick a ball; The last item is to engage in literature and art. So when I saw that the game was about to start, there was a lot of enthusiasm on and off the field.

Liu Zhuang waved his hand on the sidelines and said hello to Zou Jie, who was preparing for the event. He felt quite bored, and thought about those modern college beauties. Now the boys who can attract beautiful eyebrows in college must also have three characteristics: first, their parents are rich; second, the parents are quite rich; The third is that the parents are quite rich. So compared with the girls in the 90s, modern girls are still much more "simple"!

If it weren't for the collective activity of the whole class today, and Liu Zhuang would have to constantly participate in collective activities to improve his skills, maybe Liu Zhuang would not have come to "watch the battle" at all. After all, no one would be interested in a game in which they played a supporting role.

The game finally began, and the cheerleaders on both sides also shouted. Although Liu Zhuang's voice in the mechanical department is loud, the cheerleading team in the foreign language department is full of girls who show off their talents. So a group of boys who were watching the excitement in neutrality also became excited, and they all helped the foreign language department to shout and cheer.

Perhaps it was the cheerleaders who gave themselves motivation, and not long after the opening, the foreign language department attacked the goal of the mechanical department with three passes and two feet, and then shot the ball into the goal with a strong volley.

The foreign language department's cutie cheerleaders immediately went crazy. They kept shouting the name of the scorer, so that the boy was about to float on the field.

When the game resumed, the mechanical department immediately began to counterattack in a big way. But as time went on, their mentality began to become impatient.

At this time, even Liu Zhuang, a layman, can see it. All the players in his squad were crowded in the front court, and the formation was no longer there. All the players were thinking about dribbling, shooting, trying to get back the score early, and there was no coordination between the teams at all, let alone any defense.

And this kind of reckless approach soon tasted the consequences. The football team of the Department of Foreign Languages was originally on par with the Department of Mechanics, so with the counterattack of the Department of Foreign Languages, two, three, and soon, the Department of Mechanics fell behind 0:3.

Liu Zhuang looked at this boring game, and the defeat was already decided. He shook his head and prepared to leave the court. But at this moment, there was a sudden "beep" sound in his ears!