Mo Liqing's face turned red and red, and he hesitated for a long time before he said: "Leader, it seems that my marriage with Mo Yu can't be delayed any longer......"

I was startled and said, "Mr. Su is pregnant?" ”

Mo Liqing waved his hand vigorously: "No, no, I think it's time to give her a name, you can't just let people gossip like this, Fei Fei...... Fei Fei has called me dad now. ”

Liu Laoliu scratched his hair and said, "Qing, why are you still old brains after you have been down for so long?" Who should take this kind of thing seriously, besides, if you are a man, what are you afraid of? ”

Mo Liqing said awkwardly: "I still can't accept it, Mo Yu is also a traditional person, although she didn't say it explicitly, but I can see that she also hopes to have an official identity." ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "You have thought about it, are you really willing to give up the status of the Protoss?" ”

Mo Liqing nodded.

Liu Laoliu sighed and said: "God is not God anyway, but you have to ask Lao Yan for this matter, only if he uses the book of life and death to help you change your household registration, you can marry humans openly." ”

Lao Yan pointed at me: "The book of life and death is in Xiaoqiang." ”

Mo Liqing took my hand and said, "Xiaoqiang......"

I hurriedly said: "Don't worry, second brother, I definitely don't have anything to say if I can help, but I seem to remember that I have to use a judge's pen to change the race, where can I find this thing?" ”

Mo Liqing looked at Lao Yan again.

I asked, "Why aren't the Book of Life and Death and the Judge's Pen together?" ”

Lao Yan said: "Originally, they were together, but when I was in the lower realm, I encountered some trouble, and I lost the judge's pen when I missed." "My face is bitter, how easy is it for this man to find an inconspicuous pen?

Mo Liqing said worriedly, "The judge's pen can't be destroyed, right?" ”

Lao Yan said: "This is not true, the judge's pen is a thing in the underworld, so the external forces of water and fire in the ordinary world cannot destroy it." ”

I asked, "Where did you probably lose it?" ”

"It's not good, I want to know where I lost and I'll get it back."

I said helplessly: "Second brother, it seems that there is only one way." ”

Mo Liqing said: "What way?" ”

"You let Lao Yan draw a picture, and let Su Moyu pay for the search, as long as the money is in place, the dog can be recovered, and the pen won't wander all over the street, right?"

Lao Yan waved his hand and said: "The judge's pen looks like an ordinary brush, and besides, if you make the city full of wind and rain and are known by the demons, aren't we cocooning ourselves?" Besides, who knows which ditch or hole it didn't fall in? ”

I said helplessly, "What should I do then?" ”

Lao Yan said: "Now I tell you a method, you must remember it - the judge's pen is yin to cold, the nature of the world remains unchanged, when the climate warms up, the table is the most obvious, you see where it is suddenly extremely cold, the judge's pen is mostly there!" ”

I said, "Why didn't you tell me about it in the summer?" ”

Lao Yan said: "Summer is not the best time, now there are air conditioners everywhere, there is a cool place that can't attract attention, and the judge's pen only reacts most violently when the temperature changes, and it is about to start spring, this is a great opportunity." ”

"Lichun?" I nodded and said to Mo Liqing, "When the spring flowers bloom, your good days will come!" ”

Mo Liqing grabbed my hand and thanked me again and again, and then took Su Moyu to say goodbye to us.

Liu Laoliu said: "Xiaoqiang, you have to pay attention to the matter of finding a judge's pen, don't think that you are just helping Mo Liqing, in fact, you are helping ourselves." ”

I wondered, "What do you want the judge's pen for?" ”

Lao Yan interjected: "Do you know why the demon clan has never dared to do things? ”

"What do you mean?"

Lao Yan said: "They know where you live, why didn't they trouble you again and again?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "Even if you don't have to fight with bayonets every time, stuffing pieces of paper into your keyhole every three or five times, and hitting your glass in the middle of the night is enough for you to drink a pot, but why didn't they do it?" ”

I hesitated, "Probably because of ...... They have a higher floor than you? ”

Lao Yan said: "Of course not, it is precisely because we have the book of life and death and the judge's pen in our hands!" ”

I said, "They are either demons or demons, with the identity of those lords on the other side, I'm afraid you, the king of Hades, can't control people, right?" ”

Lao Yan said: "I can't control them when they are alive, what if they die?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "They are okay to stay well, and naturally they will not be bothered by birth, old age, sickness and death, but now is a time of war, if the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage dies, who will he care about?" ”

I held my chin and said, "It seems...... It's up to you—" I jumped up, "and this battle is still a fart, why don't you kill them all with the book of life and death?" ”

Lao Yan said: "As I said, the book of life and death does not determine when a person will die. ”

I thought for a while and said: "I understand, the official is official after all, although the demons are making trouble with you, but after they die, they still have to be under your control, so they don't dare to venture without the certainty of victory and one-hit killing!" It's like going to court with a cell phone service provider, unless you can sue it all at once, or just wait for the bill to be in arrears every day. ”

Lao Yan said hesitantly: "That's right, although they are all majestic when they are alive, but when they die, they will go to the underworld after all, and when I get there, it will be very different if I raise my wrist a little and press it, even if it is written in the book of life and death that you must turn into an animal, whether it is a pig or a giant panda in the slaughterhouse, it is all in me." ”

I rubbed my head and said, "I always feel like you're bragging......"

Lao Yan said: "No! ”

I suddenly said: "No, Sun Wukong died back then, but do you have any way to deal with him?" Didn't you even rob the book of life and death? ”

Lao Yan was silent, and Liu Lao Liu smiled slightly: "What happened later? Was he pressed by the Buddha under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years? Five hundred years, no matter how arrogant the temperament is, it should be smoothed out, this is the power of the Buddha! ”

I disdainfully said: "Wukong was crushed at the foot of the mountain, and it wasn't because he made a big fuss in the Yama Palace!" ”

Lao Yan said: "Wrong! It was because he made a big fuss about the Yama Palace! "In your opinion, Sun Wukong made a big fuss about the Yama Hall and tampered with the book of life and death is nothing in the things he has done, in fact, this is the root cause, because he destroyed the six realms of reincarnation, if there is also a law in the heavenly realm, this is the strictest criminal law!" ”

I was skeptical: "Is what you said true?" ”

Liu Laoliu said in a deep voice: "Lao Yan didn't lie to you, the authority of the Book of Life and Death is beyond doubt, if the monkey did not tamper with the Book of Life and Death, with his crimes of stealing peaches and kicking over Lao Jun's furnace, it was nothing more than picking quarrels and provoking trouble, would the Buddha press him for five hundred years for these things?" ”

I was speechless and said, "If he hadn't tampered with the book of life and death, he would have been reincarnated as a giant panda by you, and there would be no future." ”

Lao Yan said: "In the end, the gods and demons in the heavenly realm also have rules to follow, and even the Buddha is no exception, having said so much, I hope you can understand the importance of the book of life and death and the judge's pen......"

I didn't listen to what Lao Yan said, and there was a question that seemed to appear in my head, but I always sneaked down at the last moment - I still felt that something was wrong.

The doll looked at me scratching my heart and asked "What's wrong with you?" ”

I suddenly became enlightened, jumped to my feet and slapped my palm, "Eh, no! No, no, no, no! ”

The crowd said, "What's wrong?" ”

I said, "We're making such a fuss that we seem to have forgotten someone!" ”

Then they said, "Who? ”

I was depressed and said, "Buddha! I pointed to Liu Lao Liu and said, "Back then, the monkeys made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, didn't you invite the Buddha as soon as you invited it?" Why don't you sue now that you've collected all the rags? "I'm just thinking about it now, these gods and monsters in the heavenly court are fighting, which is equivalent to two gangs duì doing, and they have been angry with each other for a long time, starting with small frictions, and then fighting big fights, and now the brains are out, as the government and violent organs, the Buddha didn't even say a word and muddy, and he didn't even show a face, Wang Dapeng is powerful in the world, but he is not a scum in front of the Buddha? I should have thought about this question a long time ago!