Chapter Seventy-Six: Strange Boys
Zhou Yuan didn't know what was going on, Mu Yan glanced at Zhou Yuan, deliberately walked away, anxious and jumping over there, the phone call was about ten minutes, Mu Yan came over with an irritable face, Zhou Yuan asked what was going on, Mu Yan didn't seem to want to say, and walked two steps and still couldn't help but say: "Do you say that my mother is sick, how old am I, only a sophomore, let me go on a blind date!" Is there a mistake? ”
"Huh? Blind date? No way? Hearing Mu Yan say that her mother was going to let her go on a blind date, Zhou Yuan suddenly felt like a thunderbolt on a sunny day! It's even more exciting than Mu Yan!
"No, she said that her colleague's son works here, is five years older than me, has a good job, has a good income, and has arranged to meet him on weekends." As he spoke, a text message came from Mu Yan's mobile phone, and Mu Yan said with a happy face: "Look, people's numbers have been sent." ”
"Your mom is not mistaken, is she? You're still in school, and I'm still here, who else in this world can be worthy of you but me! Although Zhou Yuan said something very serious, it made Mu Yan want to laugh when he said it: "Don't make trouble, the time is arranged, that is, tomorrow at three o'clock in the afternoon, in a bill restaurant, my mother also asked me to dress up beautifully to leave a good impression." ”
Zhou Yuan was unhappy in his heart, clenched his fists and said: "It seems that I have to meet this guy tomorrow, I see what kind of material he is made of, rob me of a woman, I have to turn you into a mummy!" ”
The two discussed the plan to go tomorrow, and when they walked all the way to the school gate, they met Chu Feng and Zheng Haikuo, and as soon as they saw these two people, Zhou Yuan knew that it must be no good.
Chu Feng and Zheng Haikuo walked in front of Zhou Yuan with the corners of their mouths slightly raised, followed by three gangster classmates, Chu Feng introduced quite proudly: "Zhou Yuan, you must have seen it, this is my master, a strange doctor in heaven!" My master said that he wanted to meet you officially, so I brought him here. ”
Zhou Yuan didn't think so, and smiled faintly: "I've read all your information, Chu Feng, your master is a Mediterranean, do you want to learn the Mediterranean Sea with him?" ”
"The young man has a very good mouth, since you said that I am in the Mediterranean, do you know how my Mediterranean came from? I have done countless experiments, because there are too many test drugs, which caused the hair loss to be so serious, but it is also valuable, that is, I have mastered a lot of exquisite medical skills, and these medical skills are unique in the world! Speaking of this, Zheng Haikuo was obviously very confident, he walked into Zhou Yuan's ear and whispered: "Believe it or not, when I was talking just now, I had poisoned your girlfriend's body." ”
This sentence was like a bomb, it exploded in Zhou Yuan's heart, if it was to poison his body, he was not so worried, but if he said that it was poisoned on Mu Yan's body, then he was more nervous than anyone else! And Mu Yan suddenly coughed, only to see Zhou Yuan push Zheng Haikuo away and hold Mu Yan's shoulder tightly: "Are you okay?" ”
Mu Yan frowned and said, "I'm fine, I just feel a little dry in my throat and suddenly want to cough." Saying this, Zhou Yuan was much more relieved, he still didn't believe that there was really that kind of invisible medical technique in this world, and he didn't believe that there was such a fast method.
"Everyone is a manly man, what's the matter, you can come at me, man to man, don't attack the people around me, otherwise I don't care who you are, I will fight with you!" Zhou Yuan said cruelly, and then pulled Mu Yan into the school.
Zheng Haikuo stepped back and said, "Desperate? You don't even have the qualifications to fight with me, look at your shoes! ”
Zhou Yuan stopped, and saw that his shoes didn't know when they were burned with a hole, and he was unconscious, Zheng Haikuo walked over and said: "Just take it as if this is my meeting gift to you, and it can be regarded as our first fight, admit it." After a smug sneer, Zheng Haikuo and Chu Feng disappeared in front of Zhou Yuan's eyes, Zhou Yuan had a feeling of meeting a master, obviously this guy's skill is in his own strength.
After returning to the dormitory, Zhou Yuan picked up his shoes and sniffed them, because Zhou Yuan felt that this must be caused by some kind of chemical, and when he just picked up his shoes to smell the black hole, Gongsun Jin and Chen Hui pushed the door in, and saw Zhou Yuan holding his stinky shoes and smelling them, and was very surprised. Chen Hui asked puzzledly: "Zhou Yuan, are you going to commit suicide or?" Don't you know that when you take off your shoes, you can stink people on the street? ”
Gongsun Jin then said: "But no, what can't you think of?" You have to kill yourself in a different way, and you died unjustly like this. ”
Zhou Yuan glanced at the two of them: "you, your head is caught by a donkey, right?" I met Zheng Haikuo today, and he gave me a dismount, and when I didn't know it, he burned a hole in my shoes, and I sniffed to see what kind of chemicals he used. ”
"You can't smell any chemical ingredients under your fragrant feet, because the smell of your feet can cover up all the smells in the world." Gongsun Jin brought the supper to the table and prepared to use chopsticks, Zhou Yuan said: "If you want to slander my shoes again, I will use my shoes to add some materials to you, do you want to have some?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Chen Hui and Gongsun Jin immediately quieted down.
But in Zhou Yuan's heart, he was actually worried about this matter, after two fights, Zheng Haikuo showed him his amazing technique, if what he was dripping today was other toxic liquids, then I am afraid that his foot would have a hole. However, Zhou Yuan did not retreat from it, but tried to find a way to improve himself, Zhou Yuan decided to go to the library to run more, see some home remedies, improve his knowledge and ability, and on the other hand, try not to avoid short-term meetings with Zheng Haikuo.
The next day, Zhou Yuan accompanied Mu Yan to meet the blind date requested by Mu Yan's mother, for a sling like Zhou Yuan, entering a high-end place like Bill's restaurant, unless it is to go in to work, consumption must not be affordable, but today Zhou Yuan still took out the most handsome set he thought was the most handsome, thinking that he could cover up his sling temperament The small suit came to Bill's restaurant, just in case, Mu Yan went to the restaurant first, and waited until Mu Yan sat down, Zhou Yuan walked in, pretending not to know.
The man who came to go on a blind date with Mu Yan was really good, wearing a suit, his hair was full of mousse, he looked very energetic, and he was holding a briefcase in his hand, as soon as Mu Yan came, the two sat down politely and started chatting, this person's name is Zhou Tianhao, and he is now the director of an advertising company. Zhou Yuan sat in a position next to them, and the waiter came over to ask Zhou Yuan to order, Zhou Yuan originally thought that he could put it wide, but when he looked at the menu, he decisively came out of his mouth: "That, I'm waiting for a friend, I'll order later." ”
Zhou Yuan looked at the price on the list, and instantly had a feeling of falling into a black shop, and the man was quite bold, ordered two afternoon teas, and then chatted with Mu Yan straight to the point: "Actually, what are we doing, everyone knows, I won't tell you in a roundabout way, I am twenty-six today, and I plan to get married in two years, so, if you think I can still speak, I hope that we can get married after you graduate, and then, you have only one task, that is, to take care of the children at home." ”
Before Mu Yan came to his senses, Zhou Tianhao went directly to give birth to a child, which caught Mu Yan off guard, just took a sip of coffee, almost didn't squirt out, Zhou Yuan listened to it very unpleasantly: "Damn, you really think you are a diamond king, and you still have a child, you save it, you will be soy sauce when you hit the door!" ”
Mu Yan also felt that this topic had changed too quickly, he was still a sophomore, and he was planning to take the postgraduate entrance examination, how could it be possible to have a child as soon as he graduated. Seeing Mu Yan's reaction so big, Zhou Tianhao asked, "What's wrong with you?" Isn't my topic too abrupt? ”
"Uh......" Mu Yan was about to say yes, but Zhou Tianhao immediately took the lead: "Actually, you should think so, this is not fast at all, in ancient times, you were the mother of several children, and you got married early and had children early is also a kind of wealth for you, and now many companies are considering the entry of employees, whether there is marriage and children is also a very important consideration, because this means that you don't have to take some unnecessary leave in the future, and it will not cause losses to the company." ”
Although Mu Yan also thought about working in the future, he didn't expect it to be so fast, and he didn't think about what he said at all.
Zhou Tianhao continued: "Actually, I'll tell you the truth, I will be promoted to director next month, and it is estimated that my annual salary will be able to get 500,000 yuan in three or five years, so that you don't have to work, being a full-time wife is all your job, so you don't have to think about anything." ”
Hearing this, Mu Yan and Mu Yan finally couldn't listen to it anymore, and Mu Yan was even a little angry: "Stop, stop, what do you think you got married for, why did you marry me?" If you marry me home, you will let me bear you a child, and then I will live a repetitive life day after day for the remaining sixty or seventy years, right? I'll give you my best years to watch the house every day, and talk to the frost air conditioner and appliances every day? Do you think it's called marriage? ”
Zhou Tianhao spread his hands, and he didn't feel anything wrong: "I don't think there's anything wrong?" Aren't you married just to get married? And for what? Aren't women husbands and children? Do I expect you to make any money? What is life? Life is stable, don't you think the life I'm talking about is something that many women can't envy? ”
Mu Yan smiled faintly: "I understand your kindness, I was only twenty-three years old when I graduated, I don't want to bury myself in marriage at that age, especially in a marriage like you said, I still have a lot of things to do, I met you today, I just came to meet a friend, thank you for teaching me a lesson, I still have something, I'll leave first, goodbye." After finishing speaking, Mu Yan stood up and left.
But Zhou Tianhao didn't let Mu Yan go, and grabbed Mu Yan: "I have a crush on you, I'm so good, you have no reason to refuse me?" ”
"Let go, why are you like this? Let go! Mu Yan waved his hand a few times, but Zhou Tianhao didn't let go, Zhou Yuan saw that the situation had changed, and resolutely did not let Mu Yan be bullied, so he stepped forward bravely and pushed Zhou Tianhao away: "Everyone has said goodbye, why are you embarrassed?" ”
Zhou Tianhao was pushed aside by Zhou Yuan's hand, broke a cup, and stood up very unhappily and pointed at Zhou Yuan: "Who are you?" What does the matter with the two of us? ”