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Category back to the hotel, the wedding is really coming to an end, in fact, there is still some content behind, but by such a fuss, many guests left the table early, and many people are talking about it, saying that today's wedding seems to be a bit evil.

Yes, can it not be evil? First a big chicken leg slapped people in the face inexplicably, and then a bowl of sauce poured into people's necks, and finally even the bride was tricked, and a pig's trotter came from nowhere, falling directly from the sky into the bride's corset, which is a veritable salty pig hand.

At the door of the hotel, people in twos and threes left in twos and threes, and the groom Zhou Erkang, who was originally full of spring breeze, stood there to see off the guests, but there was a helpless smile on his face.

Category looked at his expression from a distance, but thought to himself: If I wasn't here today, you kid wouldn't talk about the shadows, I'm afraid it would be possible for a wedding to become a funeral.

He greeted him, squeezed out a smile and shouted, "Erkang"

After shouting, he remembered that it was awkward, I remember when I was in college, this kid was joked about by his classmates because of this name, but I didn't expect that after a few years, this guy really found a wife named Ziwei, tsk, who said that there are no miracles in the world?

Zhou Erkang looked up and saw that it was a category, so he was a little happier, greeted him, and greeted: "Old classmate, I thought you wouldn't come, I was embarrassed just now, I was too busy to take care of you." ”

Category smiled: "I'm such a big living person, I still need you to take care of it, just don't cause you trouble, I came in a hurry." I just saw your message this morning. I didn't write to you in advance. I didn't prepare any gifts, but the red envelopes still had to be given, but you kid should be careful."

Category lowered his voice and said: "If you dare to have another third marriage, I will break off my friendship with you, and you have to return my red envelope money twice - isn't that wife very good before?" It's so beautiful.,I'm still an anime maniac.,What do you like to play cospa1y.。 At the beginning, you chased the cute girl for a long time, and it was not easy to get it, why did you break it up? ”

Zhou Erkang took the red envelope from the category, and smiled, but when he heard the category ask about his ex-wife, he couldn't help sighing: "Forget it, it's all over, let me tell you, you must look good when looking for a wife, no matter how beautiful it is, it's useless." The main thing is to get by, not to tell you. After we got married, she still loves to play with those things, often dresses herself up in strange shapes, I often go home and open the door after being startled by her, today is a costume beauty, tomorrow is a cold-faced killer, the day after tomorrow An's wings do not say that they are butterfly elves, the most outrageous one, my mother went to my house at night, opened the door and saw a spider spirit, almost scared her old man into a heart attack, the two money I earned, all were used to buy props and costumes, hey actually, I was also fascinated by her costume style, But when I was in it, I realized that no matter what hobby it is, if you can play it, but it can't affect normal life, you must always have moderation, so anime is risky, and you need to be cautious when getting married. ”

The category was almost unable to laugh, holding his stomach and saying: "You are content, this kind of experience is difficult for ordinary people to encounter, you kid is equivalent to changing wives every day, what else is not satisfied, haha"

Zhou Erkang smiled bitterly: "What are you satisfied with, I always feel that I am a declining god, and I finally found a satisfactory one, but today's wedding did not go well, and my face was embarrassed." ”

Seeing that he was in a bad mood, he stopped laughing and said: "It's nothing, it's just a little accident, it's much more unlucky than you, as long as the family is peaceful, what are you afraid of if something happens, a small disaster will avoid a big disaster, don't take it to heart." ”

Zhou Erkang nodded, shook his head again, didn't say anything, thought about it and asked, "Hey, the friend who came with you said that he had a bit of a brain problem, and he was suffering from a sudden illness?" How's it going? ”

Category said: "Oh, it's okay, his family just came and picked him up, alas, he is also unconscious, he is too handsome, and his godfather's little wife hooked up with each other, but I didn't expect to be known by his godfather, and sent someone to beat him, no, my brain was broken, and I finally came out to let off the wind today, and I was sick." ”

"Oh oh, that's pretty unlucky, hey, anyway, I just feel that today is not going well, last night my wife and I had a dream, after waking up, I felt that the dream was very bad, I didn't expect it to be fulfilled today, uh, I didn't mean that your friend, what did not go well today, the prepared dress is gone, I finally found and wanted to change clothes, the zipper of the wedding dress is broken again, a bar, I don't know where a pig's trotter fell out, do you say I offended which god?"

Category squeezed out a smile, and didn't say much, but he caught a clue from his words, so he asked, "You just said that you and your wife both had the same dream, what is it?" ”

"It's just two children quarreling, one is fierce, as if he wants to do something, the other child just stopped him, the noise was very strong, but I couldn't hear what to say, and then I woke up and told my wife, she actually had such a dream, don't you say it's strange?"

"Two children quarreled in the dream" category muttered in a low voice, and suddenly someone next to him answered: "Hey, it can't be so coincidental, right?" Do you also dream that children quarrel? ”

Looking back, it was Li Yang who spoke, and he hurriedly asked, "What, did you also dream that the child quarreled?" ”

"yes, Erkang almost forgot, I also had such a strange dream, it's so strange."

The guest next to him was still walking out at 6, and at this time, a person happened to pass by the category, and he also came up to join in the fun: "Ah, there is such a thing?" I'll tell you the truth, I had such a dream last night."

As he said this, several more people attending the wedding came over and interjected.

"What's going on, I had this dream too"

"Yes, our whole family dreamed of two children arguing, so weird"

"You say this can't be a fairy dream, right? Me too."

"When I went out this morning, our whole building was talking about it, so you too"

Hearing that so many people actually had the same dream, I was even more surprised, and immediately thought of the incident that happened last night, and the whole city was unconscious.

In order to confirm his thoughts, he ran to the side of the street in a few steps, stopped an eldest brother who was walking with his head bowed in a hurry, and asked, "Excuse me, what dream did you have last night?" ”

The eldest brother was stunned, stopped, looked up at the category, and said in a daze: "Didn't you ask where the time has gone this year?" Why did it change again? (To be continued!)