Chapter 357: Chrysanthemum Identification Method
What are these things called? Wang Baoshan originally asked the man with glasses to open the door. Now in this situation, his pride does not allow him to open the door, and he does not let the man with glasses open it.
The three people outside the door seemed to be very patient and insisted on knocking on the door constantly. Anyway, they have chartered this floor, and they are not afraid of affecting other travelers.
Zhang Qiusheng was too lazy to consume it like this, so he went back to his room to sleep. But Li Mantun and Sun Buwu are standard scourges, and their greatest pleasure is that as long as others are uncomfortable, they are willing to suffer a little for this, which is typical of harming others and not benefiting themselves.
As the saying goes, the country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change, and the problems of these two people have not changed slightly because they have learned the Tao and cultivated immortals.
A constant, firm, loud knock on the door woke everyone in a building. The students opened the door one after another to check the situation. When they saw that it was these two from Qilin City, and it was the teacher's door that they knocked on, they all shook their heads and sighed while stopping to watch.
The floor service desk came to inquire about the situation, and Li Mantun said with a grin: "They don't let me sleep, so I have to not let them sleep." It's okay, this floor is all your own people, and you can't make noise with other travelers. β
The waiter looked at the students at the doors, and none of them objected to this behavior of disturbing others in the middle of the night. Since none of them objected, the hotel of course ignored it.
The knocking continued. I couldn't sleep this night, and Lao Yuan in the inner room was so annoyed that he yelled at the outhouse: "Lao Wang, what are you doing?" He did not criticize the students who knocked on the door, but scolded Wang Baoshan, and the meaning was very clear. If you check the student's room every day, and every hour in the middle of the night, don't you allow the student to check your room? Teacher, the teacher is older than the student? And did I agree to your rounds?
Wang Baoshan can't help it, Lao Yuan is the number one after all. He looked at the man in glasses, meaning to let the hapless boy open the door. I thought the door was open, and when I saw them in the house, it would be all right.
But Li Mantun and Sun Buwu came into the door. Li Mantun lifted Wang Baoshan and Sun Buwu and threw the glasses man's quilt to the ground.
After lifting the quilt, it didn't count, but one person picked up Wang Baoshan and the man with glasses and threw them on the ground, and then lifted the mattress and threw it on the ground.
In the end, the two sat on the sofa with their thighs crossed, and Li Mantun asked Wang Baoshan: "You haven't opened the door for so long, what are you doing inside?" Give me an honest account! β
Wang Baoshan got up and sat on the bare board Simmons. He didn't answer Li Mantun's words, but looked at Sun Buwu with his eyes.
Wang Baoshan wanted to say to Sun Buwu, you are a child of a cadre, and you are a child of a senior cadre, don't mix with the children of lower-class families like Zhang Qiusheng and Li Mantun, you will lower your identity, and you will not be able to learn well. But of course he didn't dare to say this at this time, otherwise Li Mantun would definitely slap him in the face.
"Speak wow!" Seeing that neither of them spoke, Sun Buwu shouted impatiently: "Honestly confessing your mistakes and striving for leniency is the only way out for you." Don't leave it to chance and try to get by. β
Seeing that the two still didn't speak, Sun Buwu suddenly changed his smile and said; "Isn't it a foundation? Say, don't be embarrassed. I don't discriminate against you. β
Li Mantun said with a grin: "That's it, it's just that the sexual orientation is different, it's not a big deal." We can understand that. Say, we'll be lenient. β
Wang Baoshan and the man with glasses still didn't speak. Li Mantun patted the man with glasses and said, "Say, was it forced by Baochang Wang, or did you do it voluntarily?" β
Sun Buwu followed behind and said: "Wang Baochang is a perverted uncle, eighty percent of them were raped by him, right?" Don't be afraid, speak up and be the leader of your organization. β
Wang Baoshan is really going crazy. was wronged as a voyeur at the domestic airport, and it seems to have been made into an iron case.
Now he has been framed for raping a young man, which is a much more serious crime than voyeurism. After all, Wang Baoshan has received legal popularization propaganda and knows that voyeurism is only a violation of public security regulations, and raping young men is a crime.
Wang Baoshan's lips were closed. He thought he must not speak. These mongrels have a knack for making up stories, and if they're not careful, they'll grab a handle. I couldn't help but say two words two days ago, and as a result, voyeurism became an ironclad fact.
Wang Baoshan did not speak. But the man with glasses couldn't help but speak: "I knocked on your door, didn't you open it either?" Are you also doing bad things in it? β
There is a lot of truth in that. But the truth is said among equal subjects, what is the reason for you in the face of power? Will the wolf listen to the lamb's reasoning?
Sun Buwu's eyes widened and he said; "You want to quibble, huh? You want to resist stubbornly, right? You want to resolutely fight against the people, right? Well, that's good! Do you think that if you don't say that you can't do it organizationally?
Sue you, now is the era of science and technology, and you can use technical means to determine whether you and Wang Baochang have an adulterous relationship. I'm not afraid to sue you, it's very simple. As long as you identify whether your chrysanthemum is broken or not, you can know! As he spoke, he asked Li Mantun again: "Hey, Lao Li." Do you identify chrysanthemums? β
Li Mantun shook his head and said, "No." Why am I learning that? However, you can take off his pants and hand them over to his classmates for identification. It is said that the eyes of the masses are bright, and there must be classmates who can distinguish between daisies and residual chrysanthemums. β
Sun Buwu seriously discussed with Li Mantun how to identify chrysanthemums: "Well, what you said is also right. However, it is up to us to do a preliminary appraisal first. You can't bother the masses with everything, don't you? β
These two have nothing to do to kill time anyway, just like playing a double reed, Li Mantun asked, "Oh? Will you do this? It's a technical job. β
Sun Buwu said modestly: "People who really know how can see it at a glance, but I can't, I'm not engaged in this profession."
But I'll do it a blanching method. It is to scald chrysanthemums with boiling water. The specific procedure is to first rip off his pants, then tear his ass to reveal the chrysanthemum, and then pour boiling water at no less than 95 degrees on the chrysanthemum.
Then you're going to have to look with your eyes. Daisies are sky blue after being scalded in boiling water, while residual chrysanthemums are dark green. Lao Li, you rip off your pony pants, and I'll go find boiling water. β
Li Mantun asked hesitantly: "After the chrysanthemum is scalded by boiling water, this, that, will it affect the poop in the future?" β
Sun Buwu was dissatisfied, and he said, "Lao Li, it's not me talking about you. This identification method is science, you know? Have a spirit of dedication to science. How can you think of poop in the face of science? Quickly pick up my pants, I'll go find boiling water. β
The man with glasses squatted on the ground, holding his knees with both hands and resisting desperately, crying desperately in his mouth: "Lao Li, no, big brother, big brother, you spare me." I won't be a sycophant again, you spare me, I'll call you grandpa. β
Lao Yuan couldn't sit still in the back room anymore. At the beginning, Wang Baoshan was beaten by Li and Sun, and he felt quite relieved. If you don't have a leader, you should do it yourself.
He and Wang Baoshan are in the same unit, but not in the same department. I knew that this Wang Baoshan bullied the upper and lower to sow discord and slap horses, but the well water has always been safe and sound. was transferred together this time, and Wang Baoshan actually took advantage of his momentary ignorance of the matter of forming a group to secretly do tricks, and privately sold favors and accepted property.
However, these two students made too much noise, and it would not be good to stop it if they didn't go out to stop it. As soon as Lao Yuan came out of the back room, she saw Chang Le and the two girls in the same room as her come in.
The students were all crowded in the corridor to watch the excitement. Suddenly, when Li Mantun said that he was going to tear off the glasses man's pants, the girls were so frightened that they ran back to the room. However, the door was not closed tightly, leaving a small crack to keep an eye on the development of the situation outside. Girls are reserved, dignified, and shy in front of boys, but in private, they talk more evil than boys.
What Li and Sun said about Jiji, chrysanthemums, etc., the students didn't understand at first, these are all words that will not become popular until the 21st century. However, these words are easy to understand, and they can be guessed in context.
The girls returned to the room smiling so hard that they couldn't stand up straight. It is said that Mr. Wang and Xiaoma don't know which life they have fallen into, and they met three living treasures in Qilin City.
Changle and the others kept an eye on the movement outside, and listened to Sun Buwu say that they wanted to scald the pony's chrysanthemum with boiling water, and what daisies were sky blue and remnant chrysanthemums were dark green, and the three girls in the same room laughed again.
Yan Guizhi was the most careful, and suddenly said, "Ouch, it's not good! These two guys might really take boiling water to scald that place, and they can do anything. What if you burn someone? β
Chang Le and Cai Wanling were also shocked when they heard this. yes, there's really nothing these two don't dare to do.
Chang Le is the most enthusiastic and bold, and she wants to go out and stop them from messing around. But he hesitated a little, thought for a while and asked, "Did the pony pick up his pants?" "If the pony's pants have been ripped off, forget it and let them go.
Yan Guizhi said, "No, didn't you hear the pony howl like a pig?" That means it hasn't been picked up yet. β
Chang Le was still a little scared, and wanted to find something to strengthen his courage before going out. But there was nothing in the room that could be used as a weapon, so I had to grab a pillow and rush out the door in my arms. I thought that if Li and Sun didn't want to hit the girls, I would throw them with a pillow, and then quickly ran back to the room. If the pony has been stripped of his pants, cover his eyes with a pillow.
As soon as I entered the teacher's room, I saw Xiao Ma squatting in the corner of the wall crying and begging for mercy, while Li Mantun was blowing his beard and staring at him, and Sun Buwu was standing next to him with a stainless steel kettle. Looking like that, as long as Li Mantun took off the pony pants, Sun Buwu would have to scald it with boiling water.
Knowing that they were coming, Chang Le was frightened, threw the pillow on Li Mantun's head regardless of it, and shouted: "Don't come nonsense!" β
Yan Guizhi and Cai Wanling also rushed in, but they didn't throw the pillow in their arms. The two of them are purely for Chang Lezhuang's prestige.
Li Mantun grabbed the pillow, handed it to Chang Le flatteringly, and said, "Sister, the ground here is very dirty, and the pillow must not fall to the ground." β
turned around and said to the man with glasses: "Chang Le has already identified it for you, and it is sure to be a daisy." Todayβ"
Before he finished speaking, Chang Le was so angry that he picked up the pillow and smashed it on his head. While smashing back, he scolded: "You are a big-headed ghost, I fought with you today!" β