Chapter 34 Trapped in the dormitory is still happy

Wang Le saw that the gate was about to be breached, and suddenly shouted: "Brothers, rush out and kill these bastards." ”

However, as soon as Wang Le's words fell, Zhu Guoqiang grabbed Wang Le's persuasion and said: "You can't be rash, this battle can't be solved in a while, we have to sit down and discuss the combat policy before acting, and now put the door on the top." ”

Wang Le didn't go to block the door, Li Shu and Wang Xiaoliang started the task of blocking the door, and the two of them immediately put a few cabinets on the door and a shelf bed on the cabinet.

Now the door was slammed, but there was no danger of it breaking or collapsing.

With everything done, Wang Le and the four of them sat at the table and started a super-large combat meeting.

Wang Le said directly: "With me in front of the road, the four of you clean up the battlefield in the back, don't be afraid, we can go wherever we want, God blocks and kills God, and Buddha should kill Buddha." ”

Li Shu and Wang Xiaoliang agreed with Wang Le's words very much, and couldn't help nodding cautiously, but they didn't say anything else.

At this time, Zhu Guoqiang pinched his chin and analyzed in a deep voice: "Now these people seem to have beaten chicken blood, one by one they are very excited, I think we should stay in the dormitory and stand still, so that we can weaken the nerves of these people and let their enthusiasm gradually fade. ”

"Okay." As soon as Zhu Guoqiang's words fell, Li Shu and Wang Xiaoliang all gave a thumbs up and shouted.

Wang Le said depressedly: "How can we eat?" Anyway, I'm still hungry! ”

At this time, Li Shu suddenly took out two packs of instant noodles from the suitcase, and said in a deep voice: "This is our food." ”

Wang Le wanted to bring two packets of instant noodles, but Li Shu grabbed one pack, and suddenly said bitterly: "This packet, we will eat it at night." ”

Wang Le pursed his lips, nodded heavily, opened the instant noodles, and ate a fine light in an instant.

……

In the afternoon, the four of them didn't go out in the room, they were all playing with the computer, looking leisurely.

However, after an hour of playing, the power of all four computers was lost at the same time. Wang Le pressed the switch of the electric bar, and the electric bar was also out of power.

Li Shu immediately took out his binoculars and looked into the distance, and saw that the girls' dormitories were all electric, and there were some boys' dormitories nearby that were playing loud sounds of movies and music.

After Li Shu observed the enemy's situation, he immediately came back and reported miserably: "They have cut off our electricity. ”

"This group of bitches raised them." Wang Le scolded.

Wang Xiaoliang also scolded: "It's all a group of dog mongrels." ”

At this time, Wang Le said fiercely; "Brothers, fight! We can't delay any longer, otherwise we will sit on empty seats and die. ”

At this time, Zhu Guoqiang pressed Wang Le's shoulder and said in a deep voice: "We still fight according to our combat policy." ”

Wang Xiaoliang and Li Shu also agreed with Zhu Guoqiang's words, and both nodded heavily in support.

In front of the college students, there is no electricity, almost any fun is lost, and it is still summer, the heat is dying, the four of them are in the dormitory, and they are covered in sweat after a while, and they are about to get prickly heat.

But fortunately, the dormitory is not cut off! All four of them stripped naked and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower.

"Soap, soap is off." Wang Le shouted.

Zhu Guoqiang, Li Shu, and Wang Xiaoliang all looked at each other, and they didn't mean to pick it up.

Wang Le said depressedly: "If you pick soap, you will die!" ”

As soon as Wang Le's words fell, he pouted his ass and picked up the soap.

The three of them all laughed, all looking at Wang Le's chrysanthemums.

After Wang Le picked up the soap, Zhu Guoqiang laughed; "Fortunately, we don't have any comrades here, otherwise Brother Le will lose his virginity."

"What do you mean?" Wang Le asked puzzledly, to be honest, Wang Le didn't know much about the popular words on the Internet.

Wang Xiaoliang grinned and explained, Wang Le suddenly laughed and said, "You three are really YD." ”

The four of them took a cold shower, and all of them stood naked in the dormitory, and they didn't wipe the water off their bodies, and a drop of water dripped to the ground, making the dormitory wet for a while.

The four of them looked at each other's bodies and couldn't help laughing, and after laughing, all four of them quieted down, not knowing what to do, it was hot and stuffy here, and it was really boring to death.

At this time, Wang Le proposed; "Let's be bigger than below!"

Li Shu smiled: "This is obvious!" Big Pig's Brother's Smallest, Your Biggest. ”

Zhu Guoqiang said angrily: "Mine has become much bigger than yours." ”

Wang Le laughed and said, "Then let's make it bigger and compare." ”

As soon as Wang Le's words fell, all four of them picked up, and after a while, the things of the four of them hardened.

The four of them stood in a row, and immediately compared the length and shortness, but Li Shu was the shortest, and Wang Le's was the longest.

"Hahaha." All four of them laughed, and a row was full of joy.

After the comparison, Li Shu took out a deck of poker from under the bed and said, "Let's play cards." ”

Wang Le and Wang Xiaoliang nodded at the same time, and Zhu Guoqiang said: "Who lost plucking." ”

"Is it okay anywhere?" Wang Xiaoliang asked.

"Chicken. Bamao. Zhu Guoqiang said with a smile.

"It hurts." Li Shu exclaimed.

Wang Le laughed and agreed: "This is exciting!" ”

In this way, the four of them sat on the stool and began to play poker, who lost the plucking, and for a while there were bursts of ecstasy screams in the dormitory.

The people who smashed the door outside heard the movement inside the room, and their whole bodies trembled, and for a while they imagined the scene of four people doing that kind of thing in the dormitory, and they all had goosebumps all over their bodies.

The people in the room didn't come out, the door couldn't be smashed, everything was in vain, and the people in the passage couldn't help but discuss, and they all disappeared into the aisle, and each went back to their respective dormitories.

Wang Le and the four of them were idle, and they played poker for an afternoon. The bamao is almost stripped naked.

……

In a blink of an eye, night had fallen, there was no light in the dormitory, and it was dark for a while, Wang Le and the four of them also gave up playing cards, and took a cold shower again in the bathroom.

After washing, the four of them stood on the balcony and looked downstairs, only to see that the downstairs was densely packed with people, and their eyes all fell on the dormitory where Wang Le was.

At this time, someone shouted: "Zhu Guoqiang, Li Shu, Wang Xiaoliang, give you money, let the three of you give the big slut a meal with sleeping pills, the three of you didn't do it, do you three want to stand aside with the big slut." ”

Wang Xiaoliang replied loudly: "Give Nima something to eat!" ”

At this time, Zhu Guoqiang took out the lunch box and threw it out at once, throwing it on many people downstairs.

"Grass! You three are going to be traitors, and we won't let you go. The man yelled.

Wang Le was suspicious: "Who is the big slut?" ”

Zhu Guoqiang, Li Shu, and Wang Xiaoliang looked at Wang Le in a daze, and then stretched out their fingers and pointed at Wang Le.

"Damn! Give me a nickname, I haven't agreed to it yet! Wang Le screamed angrily, and then said to the people downstairs: "I advise you not to be my enemy, otherwise you will die ugly." ”

"Hahaha." There was a burst of laughter downstairs, and then the man continued, "Look who died ugly, you big slut. ”

"My name is Wang Le, not a big slut." Wang Le said fiercely.

"Hahahaha." Downstairs laughed again, and one said; "You're a big slut, a dead slut."

"Grass! Wait, I'll go down and beat you to death. Wang Le yelled angrily.

At this moment, a basin of water fell from the sky and immediately poured on the heads of Wang Le's four people, and the four of them were poured into soup chickens at once.

There are also some people on the balcony next door near the same building, holding water guns, "flutter, flutter" and spray towards Wang Le and the four people.

"Damn! You have a kind. Wang Le and the four of them couldn't stand the spray of the water gun, and hurriedly returned to the dormitory, and at this time, the door was smashed again.

At this time, people kept shouting at the door and downstairs: "Grandchildren, come out quickly." ”

"Don't be a turtle with a shrunken head, come out and die quickly."

"Come out and surrender, and give you a way to live."

At this moment, Zhu Guoqiang, Li Shu, and Wang Xiaoliang trembled all over, and their bodies trembled for a while, and they were all frightened by the cynicism of this group of people.

Zhu Guoqiang said with a pale face; "Now there is an ambush on all sides! We are surrounded! ”

Wang Xiaoliang said: "It's better to surrender!" There is still a way to survive in surrender. ”

"Yes! I'm going to crash. Li Shu shouted in pain.

"You can't be spineless." Wang Le yelled.

Wang Le's roar made the three of them cheer up, and they all nodded solemnly with the looks of the five heroes of Langya Mountain on their faces, and shouted at the same time: "Treat death as home." ”

At this moment, the door had been artificially opened, and the cabinet and bed board behind the door slid into the room.

Wang Xiaoliang shouted: "Hurry up and resist." ”

As soon as Wang Xiaoliang's screams fell, Zhu Guoqiang and Li Shu hurriedly stood on the bed board, and the people outside kept slamming the door, kicking the door, and banging on the door, which shook the bodies of the three of them for a while.

Wang Le said angrily: "Don't take it, go out and fight them to the death." ”

Zhu Guoqiang said calmly: "Brother Le, have you forgotten our combat policy?" ”

"But ......."

Wang Le only said two words, and Zhu Guoqiang interrupted Wang Le's words and said: "We can't attack, we can only outwit!" ”

"I'm grass!" Wang Le couldn't stand Zhu Guoqiang's words, rolled his eyes, and collapsed on the bed all of a sudden.

"Hmph, we will send people to take turns to guard here, and if we can't kill you, we will starve you to death." One of them yelled at the door, and then all left.

After the people at the door left, Zhu Guoqiang and the three of them sat on the stool and wiped the sweat from their heads.

At this time, Li Shu took out a pack of instant noodles and said, "This is our last meal, let's divide it now!" ”

Zhu Guoqiang sighed miserably and said, "I'm really hungry too." ”

Wang Le was also half hungry, and when he heard that he was eating instant noodles, he immediately jumped up from the bed and snatched the instant noodles in one hand.