Chapter 32: Fools
Seeing Guo Fatzi, Yang Kang was instantly happy, and he hurriedly stood up and opened the door, and said with a smile: "I've been waiting for you for a few days, come in." ”
"I was going to come to see you two days ago, but an old uncle of mine came, stayed with me for two days, and drank my two jars of good sorghum wine. Guo Fatzi walked in, casually put the broken cardboard box on the ground, and asked, "How are your feet?" ”
"Much better." Yang Kang continued to sit down on the chair, raised his foot and showed him, "It's just that the bruises haven't faded yet, and there is still some pain when I walk, it's no big deal, when I was hit by you just now, I almost died, thinking that the bones were broken and I was going to be crippled." ”
"Haha!" Guo Fatzi sneered, "I have already repaired the brakes of my broken car." ”
"It's going to be repaired, it's too dangerous." Yang Kang smiled, "You came just in time, I have something to look for you." ”
"Oh?" Guo Fatzi was stunned and asked, "What's the matter?" As he spoke, he squatted on the ground and took off the slippers on Yang Kang's feet.
"What do you do?" Yang Kang asked puzzled.
"I'm smearing some medicine on you, don't move!" As he spoke, Guo Fatzi turned around and walked to the cardboard box, fumbled for two small medicine bottles, took the medicine, poured it on his hand, applied it to his ankles, and then covered it with his hands, and then asked, "What are you looking for me?" ”
"I'll give this back to you!" Yang Kang took off the Lingxiao flower jade pendant from his neck, although he was a little reluctant, he really liked this jade pendant, but, thinking about the fact that this thing was worth 20 million, he couldn't say anything about other people's things.
"Why, don't you like it?" Guo Fatzi asked puzzled.
"I like it very much, I like it very much, and I really can't bear to give it back to you." Yang Kang smiled bitterly, "But, I can't just ignore your stuff, do you know how much this thing is worth?" ”
"Of course I do!" Guo Fatzi said.
"You know?" Yang Kang was a little sluggish, he knew, and he was still hanging around his neck like this? What are you kidding? Even if it is a billionaire, I am afraid that no one will be so generous and give an ancient jade worth 20 million to a stranger so rashly?
"Two cents a piece, the same price as the plastic Coke bottle I charged, not as expensive as a can." Guo Fatzi said with a disdainful face, "But that rope cost me ten yuan." ”
Yang Kang felt that his head couldn't turn around, and asked, "Who sued you for this jade pendant for two cents a piece?" ”
"That's the price I collected, I collected the rags, don't I know the price?" Guo Fatzi said, "This thing, set up a stall to sell, and when you meet a little girl you like, or a young man like you, you can probably sell it for three or five yuan in a flicker, that is, to deceive and deceive the second stunned." ”
Yang Kang felt that he was a dumbfounder, or an out-and-out kind, at least in the eyes of Guo Fatzi.
"Fatty, I'm serious with you, not kidding!" Yang Kang sighed, he felt that he needed to make it clear to Guo Fatzi, "This jade pendant is worth 20 million, when I came back that day, someone wanted to buy it, but I didn't sell it, this is your thing, I can't sell it to you casually." ”
Guo Fatzi raised his head and looked at Yang Kang with a foolish gaze, then he let go of his hand, wiped his hands on his clothes, stood up and touched Yang Kang's head, and after a while, he said: "It's over, there's nothing wrong with your feet, your bones are not broken, but your brain seems to have been hit stupid by me, how is this good?" I only know how to heal a fool, I don't know how to heal a fool, what should I do? ”
As he spoke, he walked back and forth in Ruyi Fang with a worried face.
Yang Kang couldn't cry or laugh, and shouted: "Fatty, I'm not stupid!" ”
"If you go to a psychiatric hospital, any fool will say to people - I'm not sick, I'm not stupid!" Guo Fatzi said very seriously, and then he walked to Yang Kang's side, took the jade pendant from his hand, still hanging it around his neck, and sighed, "Mr. Yang, Boss Yang, wake up, this is a broken stone, if you like it, keep it for fun, if you don't like to throw it away, don't think about 20 million." ”
Yang Kang looked at him stunned, and he said the truth, how did he become a fool?
Guo Fatzi hammered his head, sighed in a low voice, and looked helpless: "Such a good-looking person, he actually made me stupid, I was too guilty......"
"Fatty, do you remember that broken incense burner you gave me?" Yang Kang didn't know how to explain it to him anymore.
"Remember!" Guo Fatzi said, "If you like the broken copper and iron, I'll give it to you." ”
"Hmm!" Yang Kang nodded and said, "After I came back, I sold the broken incense burner, sold it for 150,000 yuan, you give me the bank account number, I will give you 80,000 yuan, after all, this is your thing, but because you said that it was given to me, therefore, I want to keep 70,000 yuan." ”
In fact, he only received 100,000 yuan, and the other 50,000 yuan was counted as being returned to Zhou Bomin, and the next day, Zhou Bomin sent his father's IOU back then, Yang Kang was very pleased, he finally paid off the last arrears - debt-free and light.
Guo Fatzi looked at him, Yang Kang felt that his eyes showed that you were too stupid to be saved.
"If you don't believe it, I'll go to the bank to transfer money to you right away, and you will always believe it when you receive the money, right?" Yang Kang said busily.
Guo Fatzi reached out and touched his head again, Yang Kang was really angry, he was not stupid, he was about to be tossed into a fool by him, he immediately reached out and slapped his hand away, and said: "I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid, but, there are some fools these years who like these old broken copper and iron, so, this thing is valuable, do you understand?" ”
Guo Fatzi pulled over another rattan chair in Ruyifang, sat beside him, thought about it, and then said: "Little prince, what do you mean - you sold the broken spittoon for 150,000 yuan?" Is there a fool who likes this shabby thing these days? And this white stone is worth 20 million, right? ”
"Yes, that's it!" Yang Kang nodded.
"Okay!" Guo Fatzi pointed to the jade pendant on his chest and said, "Probably hanging on you, this broken stone is also noble, and it is actually worth 20 million?" Anyway, when it's on me, two dollars isn't worth it. As for the spittoon, you don't have to give me 80,000, I said it, I gave you to play, how can I ask for your money again?
Or do you want to go to me and look for me, and bring me all my broken copper, iron, stones, and all that sort of stuff to sell? ”
"Do you really have something like this there?" Yang Kang expressed his suspicion, it is not impossible for someone who picks up garbage to pick up a Xuande furnace by chance, but it is completely unreasonable and unscientific to pick up a bunch of Xuande furnaces, okay? Therefore, he didn't believe it at all, there was such a thing on Guo Fatzi's side.