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Cui ordered the category to steal the Buddha treasure on the thirteenth day of the first month, but the category did not even prepare at all, while speaking, tomorrow is the thirteenth day of the first month, he not only lost the magic weapon, but also did nothing in the past two days, and did not know anything about the situation of the Buddha treasure, in this case, not to mention stealing the Buddha treasure, even a glance at the Buddha treasure is estimated to be enough, and stealing a fart Buddha treasure?

Uh, sin and sin, the category is busy bowing his head and meditating: Amitabha, slip of the tongue, I promise that what I said is definitely not a fart Buddha treasure......

This time, the category is worried again, Cui Ming is really a person as his name suggests, he is a life-urging ghost, and the category can be seen, but now, he is also on the thief ship, and it is not so easy to think about it.

But if you go the way of Cui's life, what should you do? He was now confused and helpless, so he had to go out of the house and gather everyone together to discuss countermeasures.

After sitting down, he looked left and right to look for Dou E, and Lu Bu slapped him and said, "You are worried about your sister in your heart, and you said that she went out to look for you, and she hasn't come back yet." ”

The category slapped his head, he was in a hurry just now, but he actually forgot about it, and immediately became anxious, and said to Lu Bu: "Why do you let her go out to find it by herself, there is no goal and scope at all, isn't it nonsense." ”

Lu Bu glared at him and wanted to say something, Liu Bei hurriedly persuaded: "Don't worry, don't worry, Dou E is not an ordinary person, nothing will happen, we have actually been taking turns to go out to find it before, including my hometown, on the West Mountain, and in the streets and alleys, we have all walked through, and then we can't find it, so we discussed coming back, but Dou E didn't agree to give up, just like that, she insisted on continuing to look for it, and we ...... it."

The category is in a hurry. jumped to his feet and said: "You, you can rest assured, this black light is blind, she is a woman, where can you go to find me?" It's up to you what if something happens. What should I do if there is a robbery, and if there is a robbery, ......"

Ah Xiang timidly pulled the corner of his clothes next to him and said, "Brother, don't worry, I think that if there is really a robbery and a robbery, then they will probably be unlucky." ”

Scope 1 Think. But also......

But somehow, I couldn't see Dou E when I went home, as if I had a shortcoming, and when I looked up unintentionally, I saw Lin Ruoxue standing not far from the opposite side, staring at herself.

Get. This is another jealous one, and he's going to die......

After fixing his mind, he put aside his distracting thoughts for the time being, and whispered the matter of the thirteenth day of the first month with Liu Bei and Lu Bu.

Liu Bei and the others listened, you look at me, I look at you, and they shook their heads like rattles. Lu Bu said, Xiao Fan, if you really do this, then you will die.

Liu Bei also said, regardless of the sin of the gods, just the bodyguard escort who escorted the Buddha treasure can kill you with one shot, you said that you are looking for it all over the house now, except for a kitchen knife in the kitchen and a fruit knife in the living room. What weapons do you have, and what treasures do you steal? I think you'd better hurry up.

The scope is very helpless, why is he willing to do this? But there is no way, firstly, Cui Ming and the underworld are urging him tightly, and secondly, he is also afraid that once the Buddha treasure falls into the hands of others. Something really unpredictable will happen.

Actually, the most important thing is the second point, just for the sake of Cui Ming and the underworld, he doesn't care, he hasn't done it before.

In the end, it was still not forced to that time, so he came to discuss a way, if it was really not a problem, then he could only tell Cui Ming the truth, after all, single-handedly, let him steal the Buddha treasure, this matter is quite fucking unreliable.

Seeing that he was hesitant, Liu Bei began to analyze the situation for him: "First, if you want to steal the Buddha treasure, you have to figure out, whether you plan to start halfway, or start again when you get to the ground, whether to start during the day or at night, what kind of strategy to use to outwit, or to lead people to rob, first decide this, and then you can make the next plan step by step." ”

When Lu Bu heard this, he patted his chest vigorously and said, "I support hard grabbing!" I can help!"

Liu Bei glared at him: "Grab a fart, I haven't finished my words yet, do you know which direction the baby came from?" Do you know if it's air freight or 6 shipping? Any idea how many people are guarding? Do you know what the masters are inside? Do you know the deployment of forces and the distribution of defensive forces? Do you know where there is a secret card and a dark whistle? If you rob it, I think you can rob a people's girl. ”

Lu Bu didn't talk back this time, scratched his head in confusion, and said with a smile: "The big-eared thief is really a little more than I thought." ”

The category also smiled: "Brother Lu, that's not a little bit, it's a few points, you still listen to Brother Liu's analysis honestly, let's make a decision again." ”

Liu Bei shook his head and said: "Actually, there is nothing to analyze, what I said is just the most basic situation, but the main problem is that whether it is outwitting or robbing, you must be clear about these situations, but now, what do you know?" ”

Category 1 spread his hands: "I knew that tomorrow was the thirteenth ...... of the first month"

Liu Bei sighed and said: "That's it, I don't know anything, how do you start?" As the saying goes, it is difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, and she knows that she will not be defeated in a hundred battles, but in this situation, don't talk about me, you just let my prime minister Zhuge come, I am afraid it will be difficult to make a decision. ”

The category grinned and said nothing, he himself understood that this matter was going to be ruined.

Lu Bu looked at the two of them, but said disappreciably: "What's there to worry about, if you want to know the information, just go and investigate, sit at home, you just hold all the urine, and the Buddha treasure can't run in by itself." ”

Thinking about it, what Lu Bu said is right, when there is no final loss of hope, it is better to work hard.

So, he ran to the house, turned on the charging mobile phone, and then made a call directly to the Shangguan police.

After dialing it, the category very wisely moved the mobile phone half a meter away from his ear, and sure enough, as soon as the phone was called, Shangguan's roar came from the microphone.

"Scope! Your sister! Where have you been for the past two days?! No one alive or dead, no corpse! Do you know how much you delayed! Do you know how anxious I am here! Do you know that if you call later, I'm going to kill you! ”

She squirted countless exclamation points in one breath, and then she took the mobile phone over, and said depressedly and angrily: "Eldest sister, I want to ask, do you know how fast it is to be carried into the air and fly freely. Feel? Do you know what the real life experience in the bird's nest looks like? Do you know how thrilling it is to climb down from a tree more than 30 meters high in the middle of the night? Your sister! Did you know that you almost killed me?! ”

The category is not polite, although he is not as loud as Shangguan's voice, but every word is full of blood and tears and sadness, what he said is full of emotion, more and more excited, Shangguan was stunned, after the category finished speaking, after a long time, she said on the other end of the phone: "You, what did you just say?" ”

Category was speechless: "Eldest sister, if you have any hearing impairment, I can make a louder voice, but I don't guarantee that I can control my strength." ”

Shangguan came back to his senses at this time, and hurriedly said: "Don't, I heard it clearly just now, but I don't understand, where have you been in the past two days?" What kind of mess did you just say? ”

Category smiled bitterly: "It's not messy at all, hey, it's just hard to say, forget it, I'll tell you in detail when I go back, now you sue me first, what did you just tell me, what did I delay?" ”

Shangguan seemed to ponder for a moment before saying, "Forget it, it's useless to tell you now, in fact, it's not a big deal, it's just that just now, someone attacked the car escorting the Buddha treasure." ”

This time it was the turn of the category to be dumbfounded, and he was dumbfounded and said, "What are you talking about? Someone attacked the car escorting the Buddha treasure? That's not right, I haven't made a plan yet, who is ...... for me?"

Liu Bei suddenly kicked him beside him, and only then did he react, and hurriedly shut up, Shangguan asked suspiciously, "What did you just say?" What is the plan? What do you do for you? ”

Category hurriedly explained: "Ah, I mean, I haven't made a defense plan yet, why did someone attack, who guarded the Buddha treasure for me......"

Lu Bu gave him a thumbs up: You kid is so witty!