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I laughed at the boar: really, fake, just one kick and you will be kicked out of the poop? The wild boar covered his stomach and said with a painful expression: No, it was uncomfortable when he jumped just now, and he kicked it again, so he couldn't help it. As soon as I went down a few steps with the boar, the boar said that he couldn't do it, and ran straight up. As soon as I saw it, I knew that the wild boar was going to defecate in the open, and sure enough, the wild boar ran to the side of the cafeteria, and as soon as he took off his pants, he began to poop.

The wild boar said: You go and help get some paper back, I will finish it immediately, frozen belly. I scolded: You deserve to freeze, wait, I'll go to the shop to buy it, it's closer than the bedroom. After that, I ran down the stairs and went to the shop outside Area C to buy paper to wipe the boar's buttocks. When I came back, the wild boar screamed vigorously: Damn, I don't defecate anywhere anymore, I'm all frozen. I threw the paper to the boar, who quickly wiped his butt clean.

The boar put up his trousers, glanced back at the poop, and said to me, "I had hoped that the little cub would have to eat hot food, but it seems that I had to give him frozen poop." I asked the boar: Are you really going to go in and beat people now? Forget it, don't make a fuss, let's clean him up later, anyway, I remember what it looks like. Everyone is playing in it, how bad it is for the two of us to ruin the atmosphere, and become the public enemy of the whole school.

The wild boar thought for a while and said: Otherwise, let's take it out and fight, not fight inside. I snorted and said speechlessly: People are here to find happiness, but we are here to fight. The boar said, "I do, I have to let him eat poop tonight." I said, "There must be no peace on Christmas Eve." The boar moved his body and said, "Well, you have to be unsafe." I said, "Okay, I'll go in and get someone, and you'll wait for me outside." With that, I went back to the cafeteria, where the music was already on and the lights were dim.

We had just come out of the middle of the crowd, and it was a little difficult to squeeze in again. I moved left and right, and finally squeezed into the crowd, and after looking for a while, I saw the strong man who had just hunted wild boars. I patted him, he turned around and asked me what I was doing, I pointed in the direction of the cafeteria door, and shouted: Go out, someone is looking for you outside. The strong man also knew that I was in the same group as the wild boar, so he suddenly pushed me and said: Wait for Lao Tzu outside, Lao Tzu will go out when he has had enough.

I rely on your mother B, I hate the self-proclaimed Lao Tzu pretending to be a B dealer the most, he is too crazy. The key is that he pushed me this time, took a few steps back, and started very ruthlessly. It's been a long time since I've used a sweeping leg, so after thinking about it, forget it, don't crack the wound. I endured it, and then stepped forward and said with a radical method: Don't you dare to go out? The strong man pushed me hard again, yelling at me: Get out, hurry up and wait for Lao Tzu outside, don't talk nonsense.

I was already at the limit of my rage, and I decided to say it again, if he dared to push me this time, I would have to use a sweep leg even if the wound was cracked. I had just approached him this time, and the strong man was also prepared, and I was just about to speak, and he punched him. Fortunately, I was prepared to use the sweeping leg in my heart, and at the same time as he swung his fist, I shoveled out with a scissor sweeping leg, where would the strong man expect that the thin and decadent man in front of him was not an ordinary person, but a battle-hardened heads-up king.

The strong man's body was unstable, and he was shoveled down by me, and I felt a little discomfort from the wound, so I didn't dare to take the big planing root. Maybe the wound was okay at all, but it was just an illusion in my mind. After I stood up for the first time, I pointed to the strong man and said: You just have these two hits, and you really have a face, forget it, don't come out, waste one. With that, I walked out of the crowd. After the strong man got up from the ground, he didn't let him go, and immediately rushed out of the crowd with me, wanting to come up and beat me.

As soon as I saw the strong man chasing after me, I also quickened my pace and ran outside. As soon as I ran out of the cafeteria, I said to the prepared boar: "Here we are." As soon as I finished speaking, the strong man ran out of the cafeteria, and I was shocked, this kid is so fucking fierce. At this moment, the wild boar shouted: Your uncle, pounced on it all at once. The strong man stopped, turned his head to deal with the wild boar, and the two were entangled together in an instant.

The wild boar still wanted to knock the strong man down at once, but he didn't expect the strong man to be in too good health, and the wild boar's brute force miscalculated for the first time. The strong man took a few steps back, stabilized his body, and barely collapsed. The wild boar took the opportunity to get close to the strong man with one hand and smashed the strong man's head with his fist with the other. The strong man took a few punches, and he couldn't stand it a little, the iron fist of the wild boar was too explosive after all. The wild boar used the brute close for the second time to try to put down the strong man again, but it failed again, and the strong man and the wild boar twisted together and did not fall to the ground.

I asked the wild boar on the side: Do you need my help? The boar said, "Help me kick his balls." I thought the wild boar was going to say: Kill the strong man alone, so much face and domineering. As a result, the wild boar is still the same, cheap and shameless to kick eggs. Well, I listened to the boar, ran behind the strong man, and kicked it between the strong man's split legs. I yelled: Kick you big ass.

My kick was as powerful as Robert Carlos's long-range shot. Of course, the strong man's eggs are not football, so the strong man screamed and immediately lost his combat effectiveness. The wild boar also took the opportunity to put the strong man down, and the wild boar pressed the strong man to the ground and beat him violently. At this time, several people ran out of the cafeteria, saying that it was strange or not, I had never seen any of them, and they were probably freshmen from other departments, or at least I could be familiar with them.

Even if you don't know me, you should at least recognize the wild boar, after all, it is the boss of our department. These people, seeing the strong man being beaten, immediately ran towards me and the wild boar. As soon as I saw that the situation was not good, I yelled at the wild boar: Stop fighting, flash. After saying that, I ran down the stairs, and the wild boar was a little stunned when he saw me running, and then scolded me: How many do you run, what are you afraid of. But the wild boar also ran down with me, and the men helped the strong man up, but did not chase him down.

The wild boar yelled behind me: You waste, can't we beat them? What do you run? I saw that no one was chasing the two of us, and I didn't run away, so I scolded the wild boar back: you, don't you know that I am now a scumbag with a combat strength of only 5, didn't I get a knife in the stomach, and now I don't dare to do it too much. The wild boar continued to say to me: Damn, I haven't let him eat poop yet, it will stink tomorrow. I said, "Stinky fart, you think it's rice, if you don't eat it for a day, it stinks, that thing doesn't stink." The wild boar smiled and said: We are both biao, and the poop itself is stinky.

I walked to the bedroom with a smile and a wild boar, not to mention how refreshing it was, although it was not very cool just now, but it was perfect with the wild boar. Especially my volley, which feels great in retrospect. Back in the dormitory, I gestured to the boar and said: The kick I just kicked the egg is not handsome, not like Beckham kicking a free kick. The wild boar smiled and said: "Like a poop Beckham, I look like Hao Haidong, bowed and stretched around his neck, like a chicken."

After laughing, I asked the boar: Do you know those boys tonight? How I've never seen one. Wild Boar said: I haven't seen it either, either in the Department of Commerce and Industry or in the first year of law, and I have basically seen or know me in other departments, or I am a 5-year student in the art branch. I said, "It's not like it's a five-year system, it looks like it's about the same age as us." At this time, it was not yet 9 o'clock, and they were all playing outside in the dormitory, and only me and the wild boar were back.

After half an hour, Xiao Li and Yu Yang came back. Tonight, the four of us lived in the dormitory, and the fat brother probably went to Dawai to find his fat red to open the room, and Gong Yu and the people from the student union went out happy and didn't come back to live. On Friday nights, the lights were not turned off in the dormitory, and the electricity was all night, so the four of us played poker in the dormitory. Xiao Li said that he would never pay attention to the wild boar again, so he didn't talk to the wild boar when he played poker, so no matter how the wild boar called, Xiao Li just played poker silently.

It was about 11 o'clock when we heard movement outside the hallway. I thought it was our sophomores who had gone out for Christmas Eve and came back because there was a lot of movement. Yu Yang asked the wild boar if he needed to go out to see, and the wild boar said: No, it is estimated that he is too drunk, let's play ours, if I go out, I still have to take care of anything, and I don't have to play poker. After the wild boar finished speaking, he also asked Yu Yang to lock the door, so as not to wait for a drunk person to come to the wild boar to chat.

Less than 5 minutes after the door is locked, someone kicks the door, what happens? Dare to kick our dormitory door, we are sophomores when we are drunk, and the only people who dare to kick the door are Four Eyes and Tiger, and others don't even dare to kick our dormitory door in a joke. Yu Yang ran to the door, opened the newspaper on the door and window, looked out the door, and then turned back to tell us: I don't know, it's not our department.

The person kicking the door outside the door shouted: Open the door, hurry up, find someone! I kept an eye on Yu Yang and asked Yu Yang not to open the door, I ran to the door and opened a little crack in the newspaper and looked out. Well, it's none other than the strong man and his classmates that Wild Boar and I met tonight.