On December 3, "Laughing Jianghu" was released, officially kicking off the Chinese New Year war. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Except for the filmmaker and distributor, no one is optimistic about the box office of this film, and as soon as the data came out, the industry was shocked: after three days of release, the box office in the first week reached 60.43 million.

Its production + publicity is only 50 million, and it can have this kind of opening, and it is a good earning.

"Laughing Jianghu" can be called a classic case of "refining bad movies into dark horses", and people have done a good job of publicity, focusing on the two cards of Uncle Benshan and Xiao Shen * Yang. It was originally a small cost, but it was bundled with "Let the Bullets Fly" and "If You Are Honest Do Not Disturb 2", so that people had the illusion that ouch, this is also a blockbuster!

The consequence is naturally that a small number of viewers like it, most viewers are deceived, and some media people openly complain:

"I found that Xiao Shen *Yang gained a lot of weight after becoming popular, and he was about to become a little fat sheep. Despite being called a comedy, I'm sorry, I slept for 20 minutes. These two are still acting in sketches, making movies really makes people laugh. ”

"Every day, a friend prevents me from watching "Laughing Jianghu", and one of my friends commented: Disgusting, his mother cried, because she died of disgust!"

"There is no story, no plot, no performance in the whole play, and the audience is so hungry that there is only one choice?"

"There are a lot of scammers in the review, so I often go to the movies in person, just to create a scarf. The screenwriter of "Laughing Rivers and Lakes" is the God of Wealth, and he should have gone to cheer for it. But I found out that the director was Zhu Yanping, and his movie was definitely not worth 80 yuan. ”

The film doesn't matter, what you play is a quick solution, a lot of money in the first week, there is still a surplus in the second week, and there are sporadic re-strokes in the third week. After finishing a vote, he left, which was simply chic.

In fact, Ning Xiaocai's script is good, and it is still an anti-martial arts routine. I had no choice but to find a director named Zhu Yanping, who fell faster than Liu Zhenwei.

In the 90s, when I filmed "Oolong Courtyard", I saw people's blood boiling, and in 2010, I was still playing with those old stalks, and the wood had grown a little.

As for Kai Chong Rinpoche's "The Orphan of Zhao", it was slightly inferior at the box office in the first week because it was one day less than "Laughing Rivers and Lakes". But in the second week, it completed the overtake, won 27 million yuan, and accumulated a box office of 148 million.

The bayonets of the two families are red, and no one dares to take it lightly, because in a few days, "Let the Bullets Fly" will come.

……

In the evening, the study.

In the past, Chu Qing sat here, but now it is occupied by Fan Xiaoye, and a book is spread out in front of her, which is "Ten Thousand Arrows Pierce the Heart", holding a voice recorder in her left hand, and writing and drawing on the page with her right hand from time to time.

Li Baoli was standing at the window of the new house, and suddenly she saw the sparkling of the river in the distance. Li Baoli was taken aback and shouted: Xiaojing, come and see! Wan Xiaojing, who accompanied her to see the house, hurriedly ran over, and Li Baoli pointed to the yellow water in the distance and said, do you see the Yangtze River? Wan Xiaojing was also taken aback, to be honest, even the Yangtze River could be seen. Li Baoli danced happily and said, the new house is very good, and this one must be added......"

A good and gentle male voice came from the recorder, with moderate magnetism, frustration and suppression, but it was Wang Kai's voice.

He is an authentic Wu * Han Chinese, and his hometown dialect is a thief, so Fan Xiaoye asked him to record about 40 minutes of dialect teaching. Since the script has not yet been completed, it can only be recited according to the original book, and ordinary people can't do this job, and they don't have that line level.

"I believe in your wickedness, and you are not hot...... You're not hot...... Hot ......"

She scratched her head and repeated the word, always feeling that something was wrong. Wu * Han people say that it is hot, a bit like music, a bit like provoking, and there is a very riotous trembling tongue sound.

To be reasonable, Fan Xiaoye's tongue skills are not as good as her husband's, so she pulled her neck and shouted: "Brother, come here!" ”

"What?"

Chu Qing was chopping meat in the kitchen, wiped his hands and ran over. The two of them were running outside a while ago, and it was easy to go home to rest for a few days, and the first thing was to eat.

"You read that." She pointed to a line of words.

"I believe in your evil, aren't you hot?" When people open their mouths, they come here, and that's called an authentic way.

Hey!

She was not convinced, got up and said, "You open your mouth, how did you pronounce that hot word?" ”

"You curl your tongue up, and you bounce it out, and that's it......"

Chu Qing was demonstrating, and his tongue was jumping in his mouth like a small electric motor, and he made a clear sound: "Hot!" ”

"Wow!"

Fan Xiaoye was disgusted, and he couldn't bear to look at it directly: "It's too yellow!" It's so yellow! ”

"If you have the ability, don't scream at night!"

Chu Qing didn't wait anymore, flicked his sleeves and flashed. She pursed her lips, took out the strength of memorizing the ninety-nine multiplication table in elementary school, and continued to gnaw on the recording.

If you want to say that this "Ten Thousand Arrows Pierce the Heart", Fan Xiaoye is definitely true love, and he has never been prepared like this in his 14 years in the industry. She even pondered that she would wait for the spring of next year to go to Hanzheng Street to really experience the female flat dan.

That kind of life is too far away from her, and without the touch of the soul, she can't act out anything.

For many realistic movies, some people often complain: Eh, this plot is unreasonable, this character is too exaggerated, how can there be such a stupid guy?

Scholars like to hold on to the word reason, but they don't know that they themselves are so narrow that they have never seen this kind of life. 100,000 flat shoulders on Hanzheng Street, everyone is a story, and everyone can write a "Ten Thousand Arrows Through the Heart".

Not long after, the meal is served.

Endive, chrysanthemum, bok choy, radish cherry seeds, amaranth, lettuce...... A small pot of various grasses was piled up, and a bowl of thick and spicy meat sauce was served, plus a plate of stewed eggplant.

The rice is rice and rice, which looks like a specialty of the Northeast, that is, cold water soaked rice, and it is very transparent to eat.

The recipe for the two of them is very similar, and they can basically eat anything. Fan Xiaoye held the kitten basin, purring and picking up the rice, and his mouth was still idle: "Tomorrow Tang Ting's birthday, I will hold a small drinking party, and you can come over too." ”

"Where?"

"Just find a clubhouse, and don't invite outsiders."

"Oh!" Chu Qing is a response.

Tang Ting is young, and she has just signed a contract, whether it is caring or buying people's hearts, Fan Xiaoye is never stingy in love. With the company's current configuration, the three age groups of female artists are very reasonable, but the number of male artists is scarce, and they are also worried, there are too few good young people.

"Hey, didn't Liying say that Chen Xiao is about to expire?"

"He seems to be going out to work alone, we have Huang Xuan and Wang Kai, and we will be nervous if we have another one."

"The resources are all grabbed, anyway, let's contact first, as long as Liying speaks, it is estimated that there is no big problem."

"Heh, how do I feel like a beautiful image, like a ......"

Chu Qing smiled, embarrassed to say, and reached out to take a bite of the dish.

Fan Xiaoye just raised his eyes and was looking at his husband's right hand, and the tips of his index finger and middle finger were slightly burnt yellow. She stared at her stunned, not knowing what she was thinking, so she suddenly put down her chopsticks and called, "Brother!" ”

"Huh?" He turned his head

"Uh......"

She seemed to hesitate for a few seconds before she spat out a rather inexplicable sentence: "You quit smoking." ”

“……”

Chu Qing was stunned and didn't understand what it meant.

The two have known each other for so many years, and she has never expressed clear dissatisfaction with her smoking, at most she is not allowed to go to bed. Filming "Detachment" a while ago, he quit for more than two months, and then started smoking again, and now he doesn't mention it coldly, it's really a bit blind.

Fan Xiaoye looked at her husband's appearance, couldn't help pursing her lips, and said a word close to her ear.

"Really?" His eyes widened instantly.

"Hmm!" She nodded.

"I, I ......"

Chu Qing went from surprise to surprise to uncontrollable, and a thousand tastes rushed up, and with a bang, the whole world was full of brilliance. Halfway through, he stood up with a bang:

"Quit, you have to quit!"

A man in his thirties, at a loss like a child, first ran to the living room and stuffed the box of Hibiscus King into the garbage can, and then went into the bedroom to open the drawer, which was full of expensive cigarettes sent for the New Year.

Ya didn't feel distressed at all, poured it out in an uproar, rolled it up, wrapped it into a lump, and it was going to be humanely destroyed.

"Hey, throw it too?"

Fan Xiaoye sat where he was laughing, watching his husband running around, and couldn't help but say, "Keep it for others, it's quite expensive." ”

“……”

The goods paused, but his movements were more neat, and said: "Don't stay, shovel the grass and eradicate the roots!" ”

As a result, tens of thousands of dollars disappeared in a few minutes. After tossing for a while, Chu Qing returned to his seat to eat, and his whole body was full of a sense of lightness.

A good mood can really affect the stomach, the pot of grass is called clean, the meat sauce is also half down, and the big bowl of stewed eggplant is even brighter. Fan Xiaoye has been happy, and at the same time, he is also very sorry, in some things, he really owes something.

After the meal, the two went down to walk the dog, greeting countless people along the way.

"Yo, I haven't seen you in a few days, this is just coming back, right?"

"I just came back a few days ago, and you haven't seen you again in the past few days!"

"Haha, fat is fat, and rich! Hey, I heard that the two of you have received the certificate, congratulations, when will you have a wedding wine? ”

"It's not decided yet, I'm too busy this time, I'll definitely send you candy when the time comes!"

The big head has an indifferent face......

"Ouch, I finally caught you two, I don't say it in person, and my heart is not steady. I wish you two a hundred years of happiness, a hundred sons and a thousand grandchildren! ”

"Ha, borrow your auspicious words, it must be."

The big head continued to look indifferent......

After turning around, the people who eat melons are very magical, what is the situation, the live broadcast of the beast couple abusing the dog? More than half an hour later, the two of them wiped upstairs, and went into the study together, one to learn dialects, and the other to watch selected materials.

No one spoke, just listened to the strange Wu*Han dialect and the rustling of the pages. It's just that I'm tired of watching, and occasionally I look up, and the other party's eyes just look over, smile at each other, and work separately.

It's a great feeling, I know you're there, you know I'm here, and everything is superfluous.

In fact, Chu Qing's heart is explosive, but he understands a little that after quitting smoking for a period of time, the quality of tadpoles can be slowly upgraded.

What's more, both of them are so busy that they are simply addicted to learning and have no intention of having sex.

(Happy Tanabata!) (To be continued.) )