"Whoosh!"

There was a sharp pain in the top of his head. Liu Zhuang immediately touched his head and jumped up from the desk, and he was still in a daze, only to hear a burst of laughter around him.

Liu Zhuang looked around this familiar classroom, and only saw the familiar environment, the familiar classmates, the familiar podium, the familiar blackboard, and even the ** standing in front of the blackboard was so familiar.

Looking at the **, Liu Zhuang suddenly felt that he remembered it, she was the ......, she was the ......, Liu Zhuang suddenly felt as if his brain had been short-circuited, as if the ** name was on his lips, but he couldn't say anything. Liu Zhuang only knew that ** was the budding heart of his college career, and he had been dreaming about it, but he didn't dare to confess it with a hundred dares, to put it simply, it was the dream of his crush.

"Is her surname Dream? Dream teacher? Miss Dream? Dream dream? Liu Zhuang thought uncertainly.

"This classmate! How long do you want to stand? A coquettish cry suddenly woke Liu Zhuang up. Teacher Mengmeng's face was like frost, and her crisp and loud words kept spitting out from her two rows of jade-like teeth, and her little red lips were turning up and down, which looked particularly seductive.

"Students are about to set foot in society, the knowledge they have learned is their own, and their future is also their own, and they must cherish it themselves. If you feel that the class is not good, you can desert or sleep, but it is not right to snore and affect other students. ”

The classroom erupted in laughter.

In Teacher Mengmeng's frosty sword-like eyes, Liu Zhuang sat down in his seat stupidly. The classmates around secretly looked at that kind of schadenfreude, and Liu Zhuang was a little uncomfortable when he saw it. And Liu Zhuang's uncomfortable expression, in the eyes of others, is a very, very weak expression.

If Liu Zhuang knew what others were thinking at this time, he would definitely spit on them, and then scolded: "Your sister is weak-hearted!" ”

The reason why Liu Zhuang's expression is very unnatural now is because until now, he is still at a loss.

Liu Zhuang felt as if he had a dream, dreaming that he had spent most of his life. And this half-life experience is quite simple and boring. To sum up: Liu Zhuang is a loser and a ** silk.

Speaking of family: his father is a diligent old worker, and his mother is a peasant woman in a remote village. However, his father was laid off due to the closure of the factory, and his mother also lost her noodle stall for various reasons.

Speaking of career: Although Liu Zhuang has been smart since he was a child, he became a rare college student in the nineties of the last century. When they graduate, the state assigns them to an institution to live. It didn't take long for Liu Zhuang to get carried away by the sea fever at that time, and he took a leave of absence without pay to "surf in the sea". Unexpectedly, the lack of ability and a bruise all over his body, even the cost of doing business was almost broken.

In the end, I had to scrape together money from home to give heavy gifts and then return to work. But Liu Zhuang's original position in the organ had been lost, and he was thrown to the county seat below to do a spare job. After drinking tea and reading newspapers for nearly 20 years, it was only in recent years that the clerk of the agency was restructured into a civil servant, and his treatment was better.

Speaking of marriage: Although he had a hazy first love when he was young, he ended up without a problem. Later, because of his status as a college student, girls with poor conditions couldn't look down on him; But Liu Zhuang's family background is not good, and girls with good conditions don't look down on him. When you are older, you become a civil servant, but you can't get high or low. In addition, Liu Zhuang has a relatively wooden personality and is not sociable, so he has never been in love seriously in his previous life. Of course, he also occasionally has a few dreams **, but they are all unrequited love but dare not express it. So not to mention any marriage. Until he passed forty, his love life was still a blank slate.

Therefore, one day in the new century, when Liu Zhuang was wandering around the streets out of boredom, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in the top of his head and his eyes darkened, and then found that he had returned to the class in college.

"Rebirth!" Liu Zhuang suddenly remembered this word. Then his heart suddenly became hot.

Rebirth is a big killer, how many people rely on it to be surprised? It's really overwhelming, money is rolling in, beautiful women are thrown into their arms, and they are N beauties. It's like life has given a golden thigh, and soaring is just around the corner.

The more Liu Zhuang thought about it, the more beautiful he became, and he trembled slightly with excitement. He was afraid that he was still in a dream, so he pinched himself fiercely and felt a pain in his flesh! It hurts! Hahaha-! It's really not a dream! Then Liu Zhuang saw the chalk head soaked in his saliva on the desk, and he was speechless. The top of the head already hurts just now, so why bother to suffer again? This pinch seems to be pinched for nothing!

But it's easy to forgive yourself for being stupid when you're happy. Liu Zhuang tried to calm his mind, took a few deep breaths, and then he raised his right hand and looked at the watch on his wrist, to determine the current time again, and to be sure that he was reborn.

Liu Zhuang was wearing a Hong Kong miscellaneous electronic watch, but at that time, it was a fashionable and high-end storage zài. It was after Liu Zhuang was admitted to college, his father gritted his teeth and spent more than 20 yuan to buy a reward for him.

Although the brand of this electronic watch is very miscellaneous, but the functions are also complete, Liu Zhuang pressed the button next to the watch, adjusted to the date file, and the watch immediately jumped out - 19900310.

Liu Zhuang was immediately enveloped by a huge sense of happiness, and the pores on his body seemed to be dilated, as if he had eaten ginseng fruit, and the feeling of being light and fluttering seemed to be about to soar.

"Golden thighs! Reborn! ......" Liu Zhuang was constantly daydreaming, but at this moment, a "beep" sound suddenly sounded in his head, which suddenly made him sober up for three points.

A holographic image suddenly appeared in front of Liu Zhuang's eyes, and a burst of heavy metal music sounded in his ears. The melody of that music is incomparably exciting, and people are enthusiastic to listen to.

The piece is played in its entirety before it fades into the background. At this time, a female voice sounded, and she said passionately:

"Every successful person has a beginning. Only by having the courage to start can you find success.

And the button you really want to press is the button of faith.

There is no such thing as a hopeless situation, only a person who is desperate for a situation.

Put it into action, and you will gain strength.

If you think you're a failure, don't be discouraged, because now you have a life of failure.

If you want to forge brilliance, don't hesitate, because now there is a life of failure.

Life of Failure is an excellent system tailored to the face of losers, it can meet your wishes, it can give you hope, it can help you grow, it can give you joy!

What are you waiting for? As long as the system is activated, a life of failure will make your life never fail again. ”

Then, a dialog box immediately popped up in the holographic image in front of Liu Zhuang's eyes: "Do you activate the system?" ”

There are two buttons - "Yes" and "No".

Liu Zhuang was stunned by these words, and no matter how he listened to it, he felt a strong pyramid scheme.

What day is today? Is it a golden thigh? first reborn himself, and then sent a system to help him not fail in life again, and such a succession of pies fell on his head "crackling". It's like I'm stunned by happiness.

But in this way, Liu Zhuang was a little hesitant, he was afraid that he would wake up from this dream if he was not careful. So he just sat there, not daring to make a choice right away.

Liu Zhuang was a failure in his life, so he was a hesitant person to do things. But he thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't understand what this failed life system would pit him? My life has been a failure, will I fail a little more?

On the other hand, if this failed life system is true, it is simply wonderful. It's not enough to have a reborn golden thigh, there is also a golden thigh with the help of the system. These two legs can run through the wilderness! Only by flying with both wings can you soar in the blue sky!

Liu Zhuang's heart gradually began to heat up again. After thinking about it for seven minutes and thirty-five seconds, he finally decided to activate the system.

So Liu Zhuang seemed to use his strength to feed, and pressed the "yes" button hard.

Unexpectedly, a dialog box popped up on the hologram:

"Choosing to activate the system will not be able to be uninstalled casually, do you agree?"

"Yes", "No".

Just now, Liu Zhuang had already mustered all his courage to choose "yes", so it was impossible to give up halfway at this time. So he took advantage of the fact that his courage had not yet fully dissipated, and immediately pressed "yes" again.

Unexpectedly, another dialog box popped up on the hologram:

"You can't give up on your efforts when you choose to activate the system, do you understand?"

"Yes", "No"

Liu Zhuang is almost about to kneel to this system, isn't this torture himself? There's a lot of nonsense in this system! "Yes, yes, yes", Liu Zhuang pressed the button again.

Unexpectedly, another dialog box popped up on the hologram......

Liu Zhuang simply wanted to cry without tears. What kind of bird system is this? The is simply endless. Anyway, you're going to jump the dialog box, and I'm going to press the button, who's afraid of whom? Liu Zhuang simply pressed it all the way.

Until more than a dozen dialog boxes jumped out, Liu Zhuang had been tortured by the dialog boxes and lost his temper. Suddenly, the system sounded a different tone: "Congratulations! You have successfully entered the system. To prove your sincerity, you are going to complete an activation task before activating the system, would you like to? ”

"Yes" "No"

It's all now, can you go back? Of course, Liu Zhuang pressed "yes" without hesitation

Then a dialog box pops up, and the female voice also sounds: "Inspire Mission: Please take the first kiss of a woman in the classroom before class ends." Unsuccessful system will uninstall!"

"Poof!" Liu Zhuang almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, he really knelt for this system.