Chapter 529: Trapped
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Poor category, in the seventh-level Futu Pagoda of Jile Temple, was caught by a big monster bird who called himself Uncle Bird and was caught in an unknown forest.
He finally survived until the day was bright and the sun rose, and as far as the eye could see, there was a vast forest and a sea of forests, covered with snow, and there was no end in sight, and the tree that belonged to him was the highest, and it was convenient to see everywhere.
He was like a little bird, lying in the nest, looking around, but his body was soft and had no strength, and it was hard to get up, and after looking for a long time, he finally vaguely saw that there seemed to be traces of the city in the distance, but it seemed to be far away, and the morning mist was shrouded, and he couldn't see clearly at all.
After a long day of hard work, in vain, the category sighed, retracted his head, leaned against the hard branches and dead grass, and suddenly, wanted to cry.
Do you want to play like this?
Shangguan, Shangguan, you said you were good, you had to let me see what Jile Temple. Category, category, you say that you also owe, that person goes into the temple, you should not see it, and it will be over? Why do you have to go in and follow him, and he also entered the seventh-level Futu Tower, and talked nonsense with that person for a long time, is it interesting? As a result, I didn't figure out anything, and I was caught in such an inexplicable place by such an inexplicable strange bird, is it wrong?
Wronged, too damn wronged, it's even more wronged than Dou E!
The category is to scold, hate, sigh and sigh for a while, and now I can't do anything, so I have to resign myself to fate.
Alas, bitterness is also ......
A dark shadow suddenly flew in the sky, and before the scope could pay attention, it was close in the blink of an eye, and the category looked up and saw that it was the big strange bird, which circled in mid-air and suddenly closed its wings. The whole thing fell quickly.
"Quack, you're pretty honest." The big monster bird stood in front of him, pecked at the feathers, and quacked.
Category rolled his eyes and said nothing. The big monster bird thought for a while and exclaimed, "However, I always feel awkward in my heart, are you secretly scolding me?" ”
The category held his breath and suddenly shouted: "Big monster bird, you quickly let me go back, otherwise someone in the underworld will definitely come to you to settle accounts." Sue you, I have an unusual identity, and I am very familiar with Lord Yama! ”
The big monster bird Quack laughed strangely: "Quack, what can Lord Yama do?" I've told you that you don't have to go anywhere, you don't have to care about anything. As long as you stay here honestly, I'll let you go back in a few days, and for now, you'd better have something to eat first. ”
As he spoke, the big monster bird raised its claws, and something came out, and it was bloody. Directly lost the category, he was startled, flashed to the side, and looked at it, it was actually a dead rabbit.
"Eat." The big monster bird fluttered its wings and said.
"Eat a fart, you're going to let me eat this dead rabbit? Do you understand human life? God, why don't you kill me......"
The category howled in grief, and struggled to get up and was about to jump under the tree, when the great strange bird was startled, and flapped him back with a wing. He cried out viciously, "Don't die!" I have said that we will not harm you, and I will send you meat to eat, and if you die, will not this sin be counted on my head. Don't die, don't die, you hurry up and give me something to eat, this is rabbit meat, it's delicious! ”
The category neck stalked, and he shouted unconvinced: "I won't eat it, what's the matter?" If you don't let me die, I'm still going to die, sue you, if you want me to live like this, I might as well die! ”
The big monster bird was stunned, and asked a little confused: "Don't you like to eat this rabbit meat?" ”
"Love to eat! But how did you cook it for me? Not to mention frying and frying, I just set up a fire and roasted it for me, and then sprinkled some salt, chili noodles, cumin powder, or whatever, otherwise how would I eat it? It's so bloody? Besides, we humans never eat such greasy things in the morning, I refuse! ”
The big monster bird tilted its head to look at the category, and then at the dead rabbit, as if it was wondering something, and after a while, it asked the category, "Then what do you want to eat?" ”
In fact, the category is also the donkey's temper, and at the same time, he can also see that this big strange bird doesn't seem to want to hurt him, but seems to be accommodating him, the purpose is just to let him stay here honestly for a few days.
Can the category be honest? No, so, he decided to make trouble for the big monster bird.
"Big Monster Bird! I'm hungry and I want breakfast, so you go get me some human food. ”
"Human Food...... I know, well, what do you want to eat? "The big monster bird is good at talking, and as soon as the category is said, it actually agrees.
The category thought for a while, and said: "I want to drink the soybean milk that was laid out earlier outside the gate of the military compound in the east of the city, put more sugar, four fritters are enough, don't be hot, and then have a bowl of tofu brains at the mouth of Taohua Lane in the south of the city, don't want coriander, when I come out, I pass by Yao Ji Baked Cake Shop, with six bean paste fillings, if there are not so many, shortbread is fine, and ......"
He rolled his eyes and was about to continue, but the big monster bird hurriedly stopped him and said, "Stop, stop, I said how many people are you early?" Why do you want so much? ”
"Can you manage one person? I'm in a bad mood right now, so I'm going to have to eat, or I'll jump off a tree! The category said viciously.
The big monster bird's thinking seems to be very simple, as soon as the category says that it wants to jump, it is scared, and nods vigorously: "Okay, okay, I'll get it later, but can you repeat it again, and, don't say too much, I can't remember ......"
Category snorted coldly, thought for a while and said: "Forget it, don't be so much, you are not a human being, and your brain is not very good, so let's do it, two servings of soy milk, four fritters, plus a roast chicken, can you remember?" ”
The big monster bird rolled its eyes and said, "Didn't you just say that humans don't eat greasy food in the morning?" ”
"I'll keep it for lunch, you care about me?!"
"Okay, you wait......" The big monster bird turned around and flew away, muttering in his mouth, "Isn't it embarrassing for that damn fellow to hand over this unfortunate errand to me and not hurt him?" ”
Before the words fell, it spread its wings and flew high, and without looking back, it went to buy soy milk fritters and roast chicken for the category, of course, as for whether it was bought, stolen, or robbed, the category didn't matter.
"Oh, damn it, what is this called......" Category sat down in the dead grass, and with a leg of disgust, he kicked the dead rabbit down.
Hey, the strength of your legs has been restored?
Stunned, he kicked his leg again, moved his arm again, and was surprised to see that he had regained a little strength.
Great, as long as it can be restored, the category suddenly becomes happy, the big strange bird will definitely not be able to look here all the time, since it can recover its strength, then maybe, there is still a chance to get out!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but laugh three times, looked at the hazy city in the distance, and shouted, "I will definitely go back......"
……
An hour later, the great monster bird returned, this time with a string of things around its neck, and staggered down in front of the nest.
"Here you go, soy milk, here you go, fritters." The big monster bird shook his neck and threw the packaged soy milk fritters to the category.
The category pretended not to have any strength at all, and shouted, "I can't move, how can I eat?" ”
The big monster bird suddenly said, "Oh, I forgot about this, okay......"
It waved its wings at the category, and the category felt that its right arm instantly regained a lot of strength, and couldn't help but secretly rejoice, and hurriedly grabbed the food, but when it looked at it, it was stunned.
"What about my roast chicken?"
"Roast chicken? Quack, it tastes good, I ate it. ”
Category was speechless: "You ate?" What are you kidding, didn't you say it was my lunch? ”
The big monster bird rolled his eyes: "It's not time for lunch yet, what are you anxious about?" I've flown so far, I'm tired, eat a roast chicken to make up for it, and at noon, it's a big deal to get another one for you. ”
I can't imagine that this guy will steal food? The category wanted to laugh a little, but pretended to be very angry, and hummed: "I changed my mind, add another five catties of sauce beef at noon!" Ten steamed buns! ”
"Quack, you're not afraid of dying?" The big monster bird was startled.
Category laughed: "You can steal half of the food halfway, so you don't have to complain about running errands." ”
The big monster bird was stunned for a moment, and also laughed: "Quack, you are interesting, steal half of it, good idea!" ”
Unbeknownst to the big monster bird, the scope was already beating his ghost idea at this time......