Chapter 252: Cutting off one of its fingers
Old Man Xiang shook his head and said in his heart, I hope that Zhang Feng's kid can be safe. After all, this kid is good at creating miracles. Participating in a sorority, he actually killed two of our special armor's great enemies.
Sato Erika and Hideo Takeda, the two Japanese cowards, have killed a lot of special armor people over the years. The most amazing thing is that this kid actually killed Takeda Hideo in the late stage of the moon level with his cultivation in the late stage of the Chen level.
However, this kid was able to advance from the early stage of the Chen level to the late stage of the Chen level in less than a year. Apparently he has secrets in him. But these are small parts of the credit compared to his contributions. In short, the higher this kid's skill, the greater his contribution to the country. Let's hope he's safe!
Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, it was already the sixth day, and Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue were drifting with the ocean current on a wooden bed. Fortunately, in the past few days, the wind and waves have been calm, and fortunately, Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue have not encountered more ferocious sea creatures. In the same way, neither of them met a boat.
However, it is certain that Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue's exposed skin outside the sea water has lost a few layers of skin.
The sunlight in the daytime is so poisonous. Later, Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue had to sink their whole bodies into the sea water as much as possible, but as a result, the skin of their whole bodies was swollen by the sea water again.
In short, Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue must have a hard time.
On the morning of the seventh day, after Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue ate sashimi, Song Jiangxue made two ice picks as usual. After a while, she and classmate Zhang ate one by one.
"I said, husband, what are you doing with your back? Come and see me put on a good show for you. Song Jiangxue said with a smile.
"I'll clean you up when we get to shore." Zhang Feng was very inward-looking.
In other words, Song Jiangxue's extremely charming action of licking and eating ice picks made Zhang Feng, who couldn't eat it, too uncomfortable. So Zhang Feng simply came out of sight.
After eating the ice pick a few minutes later, Song continued to complain: "The little girl has been thinking about which of the 'seven outs' I have committed in the past few days, so that my husband wants to divorce me." ”
"One of the seven, disobedient to my parents, I don't seem to have my husband's parents. Husband, you shouldn't divorce me because of this one. Song Jiangxue muttered to herself.
Zhang Feng didn't answer her words, and only thought that Song Jiangxue was talking about stand-up comedy. If you don't find some fun on this vast sea, you can't die of hardship? Therefore, Zhang Feng will occasionally cooperate with classmate Song.
Two out of seven have no children, that is, the concubine cannot give birth to children, and the reason is 'peerless'. I said, husband, you can't blame me for having no children, why can't anyone give birth to a son? Song Jiangxue said aggrievedly. Zhang Feng is still silent.
Three out of seven prostitution, referring to the concubine's room having sex with a man other than her husband, the reason is 'chaotic clan', I am still the original yellow flower girl. Husband, I didn't commit this either, did I? "Song said confidently.
"Deliberately seducing her husband is also a lewd. Do you understand, Mr. Song? Zhang Feng easily grasped a reason and hurriedly answered. Stand-up comedy was changed to lip-synching.
"Okay, this slave admits that it's a little bit dirty." Song Jiangxue fell and had the courage to admit his mistakes.
"Four out of seven jealousy refers to the jealousy of the concubine. The reason is 'family disorder', that is, the belief that the wife's fierce jealousy will cause family discord. I have a good relationship with my husband's two quasi-concubines, Nana and Xi'er, so I didn't commit this one. Song said confidently.
"Nana and Xi'er are not the concubines of this handsome guy. But there are more than twenty beauties in my family now, can you not be jealous? Dr. Zhang Feng said with a smile.
"You, you, you..." Song Jiangxue's classmate 'you' didn't say anything for a long time, she was shamelessly defeated by Zhang Feng.
"Haha, be afraid, don't think of yourself as the concubine of this handsome guy in the future." Zhang Feng said with a smile.
"Five out of seven have a serious disease, which means that the concubine is suffering from a serious disease. This beauty is in good health. Song said as she tumbled onto Simmons' bed, and of course she fell into the sea again. After soaking in the sea water for a few days, when Song Ci turned up, he inevitably revealed half of Bai Huahua's buttocks.
"It's so white! It's like vitiligo. Zhang Feng said with a smile.
The next moment, classmate Song pounced on classmate Zhang Feng with his teeth and claws. Since then, the stand-up comedy has become a martial arts performance.
Zhang Feng was thinking that there was no audience applauding or something, when he saw three spectators in the distance, oh, no, it was three sea creatures rushing in the direction of Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue from far and near.
"It's a shark...," Song Jiangxue exclaimed.
"But it doesn't matter, you're here, three little sharks, little CASE." Song Jiangxue said again.
Zhang Feng was busy blocking Song Jiangxue, who didn't care about him, behind him. That is, in more than ten seconds, the three sea creatures rushed to the vicinity of Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue.
When it got closer, Zhang Feng also saw clearly that it should be two lion-headed sharks chasing a purple-tailed horsehead crocodile.
Zhang couldn't help but feel moved when he saw the yellow nose of this purple-tailed horsehead crocodile.
Before Zhang Feng could react, a young woman's voice sounded in his head: "Your Majesty, why are you here, you go quickly, the little crocodile blocks the enemy." ”
Then the purple-tailed horsehead crocodile turned around and rushed towards the two lion-headed sharks that were chasing it.
Zhang Feng smiled bitterly in his heart, my brother also wanted to go quickly, didn't my brother can't go. Zhang Feng had to turn around to watch the fight between the purple-tailed horse-headed crocodile and the two two-headed lion-headed sharks.
"Husband, why don't we learn from the old urchin Zhou Botong. You go catch a shark, of course we both ride on them. Just let the sharks get us to shore. Song Jiangxue came up with an idea.
Zhang Feng said with a smile: "Classmate Song, do you really think that I can subdue a lion-headed shark as our mount?" ”
"You even killed Hideo Takeda, a Japanese dwarf mule in the late moon rank. Don't tell me you can't subdue a tiny shark! Song Jiangxue said while hiding behind Zhang Feng.
But after a while, classmate Song Jiangxue turned out from behind classmate Feng and said, "Don't be afraid, husband, let's be husband and wife, and we will meet the enemy together in a while." Zhang Feng was moved and funny.
He pulled Song Jiangxue behind him and said, "You just take care of yourself." I know that crocodile. I'll help in a moment. ”
Zhang Feng said as he broke off one of the bed legs, sharpened the severed head a little bit, and swam quickly in the direction of the one crocodile and two sharks in the fight.
Because Zhang Feng found that the purple-tailed horsehead crocodile was obviously not the opponent of the two two-headed lion-headed sharks.
At this moment, the purple-tailed horsehead crocodile has been injured in many parts of his body. Of course, the smaller of the two lion-headed sharks was also bitten by the crocodile.
Half a minute later, Zhang Feng dodged the larger lion-headed shark and bit into his big mouth, and then climbed onto the back of the smaller lion-headed shark. The lion-headed shark dived as hard as it could, then quickly floated and shook its head and tail in an attempt to get Zhang Feng off its back.
Without Zhang Feng's explanation, the purple-tailed horsehead crocodile also tried his best to block the other lion-headed shark. It is better to cut off one of his fingers than to hurt his ten fingers.
As long as Zhang Feng can subdue or scare away the seriously injured lion-headed shark, then Zhang Feng and the purple-tailed horse-headed crocodile crocodile will win this battle. The purple-tailed horsehead crocodile obviously understands this truth. The so-called old man becomes a good man. Of course, the purple-tailed horsehead crocodile, which is more than 500 years old, can also become sperm.
Next, Zhang Feng thrust the bed table in his hand into the wound of the lion-headed shark under his buttocks, which should have been bitten by the purple-tailed horsehead crocodile. So the little lion-headed shark shook its head and waged its tail even harder.
A minute later, it finally got Zhang Feng off its back. Then the lion-headed shark swam away without looking back.
Immediately, another lion-headed shark swam away quickly. Zhang Feng happily returned to his wooden bed, Zhang Feng didn't want to kill the two lion-headed sharks in the first place.
Because the lion-headed shark is definitely a rare and extinct animal. Scaring these two lion-headed sharks away is Zhang Feng's goal.
Ten minutes later, Song Jiangxue hugged Zhang Feng's waist with both hands and sat on the crocodile's back. , Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue are like lovers in love riding a motorcycle together. The little crocodile carried Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue to swim in the sea unhurriedly.
An hour later, the crocodile sent Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue to a small desert island. Then Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue found a suitable place on the island to sleep. Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue slept from the afternoon until noon the next day.
Song Jiangxue, who was naked, touched his face that was a little swollen in the sea bubbles and said in a dumb voice: "Zhang Feng, am I ugly now?" ”
Zhang Feng pulled his little underwear to cover his buttocks and said in his heart, fortunately, his brother's underwear was not washed away by the sea.
Then Zhang Feng said: "You are not good-looking, OH, NO, I mean you are ugly." ”
"No, what I just said is not right, I mean that you Song Jiangxue are not good-looking." Zhang Feng continued to Song Jiangxue, who was close to the explosion.
"Oops. Anyway, you're better looking than me. Zhang Feng finally said.
Zhang Feng's voice landed, and he was also thrown to the ground by Song Jiangxue.
Ten minutes later, Zhang Feng raised his hand in embarrassment and said, "Okay, Xuexue, I've surrendered, right?" If you make any more trouble, I'll go mad. ”
"Okay, spare you once. Let's go. I wonder what happened to my dad and mom? Song Jiangxue said.
"Zhang Feng, you are also a masterpiece in this world. I only found out today that you're not close to women because you're not yet 18 years old. Hahahaha..."Song Jiangxue said with a smile.
"But men who stick to their principles are even more fascinating, and the longer you stay with you, the more you find the good in you. I think I might be really in love with you. Song Jiangxue said half-truthfully.
"You must not worship brother, brother is just a legend." Classmate Zhang pretended to be forced.
Ten minutes later, the little crocodile carried Zhang Feng and Song Jiangxue and set off again. Zhang Feng asked the crocodile to find a nearby island with people. At the very least, you have to find a dress for Song Jiangxue to wear first.
"Xue Xue, I hope you can keep it a secret for me when you return to Taiwan Island. For example, I can point to the point, and for example, I can communicate with the crocodile at will. ”
Zhang Feng is colorful. "Your Majesty, if you don't find an opportunity later, I'll kill this person." The voice of the little crocodile sounded in Zhang Feng's mind.
"Little crocodile, don't talk nonsense, she's my friend." Zhang Feng said directly from his mouth.
"Zhang Feng, your crocodile friend is trying to kill me." Bing Xue's smart Song Jiangxue said immediately.
"However, this girl is not afraid at all, I also know you Zhang Feng, you will not let this crocodile friend of mine kill me." Song Jiangxue really smiled as usual.