Three days later, he sat on the sofa, looking at the empty living room, stunned.

This time, only he came back, Liu Bei, Lu Bu, and Sister Feng, all the evil ghosts who escaped from hell, were left in the underworld.

What awaits them, the scope is unknown.

However, there are also those who have been spared, such as the clever ghost, this guy has been hiding in the category of the family and has not participated in the battle of the underworld, and Ah Xiang, who has nothing to do with this matter, and the female ghost Ruofan, who has been staying in the USB flash drive, has also survived.

There were only a few of them left in the originally lively family.

I really want to find Cui Ming and ask, how to deal with those people, not to mention anything else, Liu Bei and Lu Bu are considered meritorious ministers, and they can't still be locked up in hell with those evil ghosts, right?

However, his yin and yang double ring, the Ruyi gold bowl, has long been taken away by the Bodhisattva of Jizo, in the past two days he tried to burn paper for Cui Ming, and asked him to come up, but he burned two sacks of gold ingots, and Cui Ming was not seen.

He has been in the underworld for too long, at this time it is already spring, the willows outside the house are sprouting, the lawn is already green, the cold winter has passed, but the heart of the category at this time is colder than winter.

He's already decided to move.

More than ever, he misses the courtyard of the old house, the old desk, the broken computer, the refrigerator that fell out, at that time, Dou E would often ask him for yang energy at night, Lu Bu liked to play the game of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei liked to watch the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and Mount Tai...... This carpenter's grandfather, who has serious squint eyes, likes to stick to the ceiling. Like a scavenger.

And that little oil lamp. Ikki is gone. Now even the oil lamp has been extinguished.

The category wanted to carry Ah Xiang's bones to Xishan to bury them several times, but Ah Xiang said that he didn't agree with anything, and the category was helpless, telling Ah Xiang, if you have to have your bones, then you can't follow me anymore, otherwise, I will have to be arrested as a murderer sooner or later.

Ah Xiang said with a flat mouth. Then as long as a bone is good or not, just a piece, I can keep a thought.

The category agreed, and asked Ah Xiang to pick a piece by herself, but Ah Xiang hugged her skull and said, That's it.

Suppressing the urge to beat her up, he tore a tooth off the skull and said, That's it.

That night, the scope finally made sense to Ah Xiang, and she held one of her teeth with tears in her eyes. Looking at the category, carrying the bag of bones, wearing black clothes and black pants. Wearing a big mask and white gloves, like a murderer who went to bury the body, he was about to take advantage of the dark moon and high wind to walk out of the door, when suddenly, a white light flashed in the living room, and someone came.

This person is the grandmother of the land, as soon as she saw her, she threw her bones away, rushed up and asked, "Sister Rong, is there any news?" ”

He looked eager, Sister Fleur smiled, her eyes turned around the living room, and she was also a little gloomy, and said to the category: "Someone is looking for you." ”

The category was stunned for a moment, and saw a person suddenly flash out behind Sister Furong, in her thirties, medium, small flat head, wearing a jacket, holding a mobile phone in her hand, grinning at the category, and her face was full of joy.

This is actually the brother-in-law of Lord Yama--- Cui Ming is here!

The scope of the eyes lit up, this feeling is a bit like seeing relatives, but it is a bit like seeing an enemy, and these two emotions are not in conflict, and finally he rushed up, grabbed Cui Ming's neck affectionately and shouted: "You fucking still know how to come, where did you get Liu Bei and them!" ”

Cui Ming was shaken by him and begged for mercy again and again: "Slow down, slow down, you let me speak slowly, if you shake again, I should forget it again in a while......"

Only then did the category remember his amnesia, and quickly let go, Cui Ming tidied up his clothes, and then told the category about what happened in the underworld during this time.

It turned out that the category was in a daze in the lost plain for a month, the king of Yama reorganized the underworld, and imprisoned all the hellish demons who escaped, although they did not escape with the intention, but it was true to disturb the world, and later helped the category to resist the rebels such as the strong ghost king, which was also considered meritorious, so the merits were offset by the demerits, and the past was not to blame, and continued to serve his sentence in hell.

The ten big ghosts in this incident, Sister Feng and the Five Ghost Boys were the first to abandon the darkness and turn to the light, and later they were meritorious and received a reduced sentence, and they can be reincarnated in about another hundred years.

The happy ghosts and the depressed ghosts also had merit and demerits, but in view of the fact that they had harmed too many people in the past, their sentences were not commuted, and they were sentenced to exile in the Lost Plains for a thousand years.

The black demon is so guilty of great sin that he is sentenced to life imprisonment, and he will suffer in the Endless Hell, and he will not be reincarnated forever.

The ghoul is also considered to have merit and fault, but the excess is greater than the merit, killing people like hemp, fortunately he followed the truth to listen to the gods, repented of the past, threw away his corpse blade, sat in the hurricane mouth of the lonely mountain every day, tempered by the wind of the netherworld, although the suffering is unspeakable, but one day, there will be achievements.

The ghost monk walked empty, he was originally a person of Buddhism, fell into the evil way, this time the sin was heavier, and he participated in the robbery of the Buddha's treasure relics, which was even more unforgivable, and was sentenced to the infernal hell and suffered endless suffering.

Hooking the soul is impermanent, although there is an obsession, but it can restrain the horse from the precipice, gather the escaped hellish ghosts, so that they are no longer evil, and at the last moment lead a large number of people to resist the rebels, the credit is not small, to avoid the pain of hell, and return to the underworld as an errand, responsible for the soul of the great traitor.

The nameless old ghost is a ghost who understands people's hearts, and it is the number one criminal who rebelled with the demons in this group of evil ghosts, he is scheming and hides the deepest.

There is also the last nightmare ghost, has wandered in the world, the two of them have a dream, a nightmare, resist each other, the king of Yama ordered, not to be investigated, now the hearts of the people in the world are broken, let the nightmare exist in the world, but also for some people with evil thoughts, play a role in the dream of awakening.

Although the Mighty Ghost King was bewitched by the demons in his heart, his sin was not small, and he repented for a hundred years on the wall of Yin Mountain.

King Qin Guang was occupied by the demons in his body, and his vitality was greatly damaged, so he would nourish his body and not ask about the world.

The demons in the heart of the Jizo Bodhisattva have gone, but they feel guilty in their hearts, so they disperse their clones and retreat and meditate on their own.

Di listened to the Divine Monarch take Master Wu to the Western Buddha Kingdom, meet the Buddha, and state the cause and effect. He has not returned.

The golden toad originally came to ask the king of Yama for marriage. I didn't expect to hit it by mistake. got this credit, but there was such a big thing in the underworld, and he was embarrassed to mention it again, so he went back to the house and went to the fairy world to report the credit.

As for all the other people involved in this matter, they have their own rewards and punishments, and they do not mention it.

After listening to Cui Ming's babbling about these things, he sighed in his heart. These ten big ghosts have different fates and endings, but if you want to see them again in the future, it is estimated that it is impossible.

However, the category wondered in his heart, and after talking for a long time, why didn't Cui Ming say himself?

Cui Ming said with a smile, his credit is actually not small, his brother-in-law King Yama originally wanted to promote him, but he had a headache when he heard that he was an official. So he declined and asked his brother-in-law for a token. With this token, the underworld walks freely, and there is no need to give money to go to the restaurant in the city, and you can rely on the account if you lose the gambling money, and you can run with two feet to see who is not pleasing to the eye......

The more you listen to the category, the more outrageous it becomes, what can Lord Yama do about such a slippery thing?

Cui Ming smiled: "Teasing you, I am now a Yin and Yang Inspector, I can travel the two worlds of Yin and Yang, and observe the people's ......"

The category sighed, this guy is really an official, but this Yin and Yang Inspector doesn't sound like he is idle, full of food and wandering around......

However, these are not the most concerned categories, he stared at Cui Ming, and said word by word: "Then, Liu Bei, what about Lu Bu Taishan?" They are all meritorious heroes, and they won't go back to hell to suffer, right? ”

Cui Ming said hesitantly: "Uh, this, it's not finalized yet, and I don't know the situation, cough cough, don't ask about that first, Judge Lu asked me to bring you something, you see ......"

Cui Ming reached out and took out something from his back, held it in his hand and handed it out, and he was startled when he boarded the category, and saw that this thing was red, and it was beating incessantly in Cui Ming's hand, and it was actually a human heart.

"Seven tricks of exquisite heart, how is it?" Cui Ming said triumphantly.

"WWWhere did this come from, my task of catching ghosts, it seems, it doesn't seem to have been completed......" asked in horror.

Cui Ming shook his head and said: "Yes, you didn't finish it, and this is not your task reward, in fact, Judge Lu is fooling you, these years, where to find the Seven Tricks Exquisite Heart, and even if you find it, it will be changed to you, what should people do?" ”

"That, then this is ......" category asked, pointing to the seven-trick exquisite heart.

Cui Ming gritted his teeth and smiled: "This is what your ancestors left you." ”

"My ancestors?" The category is a little confused, which ancestor?

"Stupid, your ancestors don't know who it is, Fan Youcai, he is integrated with you just to protect you, when you were in a daze in the Lost Plains, he went to heaven, and now he has been promoted, and he won't come back in heaven, so let's give you this one's own seven-trick exquisite heart, cough cough, your ancestor said you are too stupid, this heart is just right for you......"

The category looked at this seven-trick exquisite heart in a daze, suddenly jumped up, grabbed Cui Ming and asked: "Since it was left by my ancestors, is it okay for me to give it to others......?"

Cui Ming: "Uh...... It's up to you...... If you don't mind if you continue to lack heart......"

Category: "......"

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A few days later, on a dark and windy night, Judge Lu personally took charge of the knife and exchanged this seven-trick exquisite heart for the little fish in his sleep.

Hua Xiaoxin witnessed the whole process from the side, took his hand, and said earnestly: "Don't think about bullying my sister in the future, you are already destined to be at a disadvantage in IQ in this life." Be kind to her, otherwise, she will sell you one day, and you will have to count the money for her......"

Hua Xiaoxin burst into tears.

A few days later, the Shangguan police came to visit and said that Uncle Li, who was wanted by the whole country, had been found, and that he had become demented, crazy, and couldn't even remember who he was.

The scope waited and waited, and they couldn't wait for news from Liu Bei, Lu Bu and others, and finally decided to move.

It was April 1st, and I packed my simple luggage and sighed quietly, thinking that after returning to the old house, I would return to my previous life, and everything in the past should be regarded as an April Fool's joke.

He took the clever ghost and Ah Xiang, holding the U disk in his hand, just walked to the door, looked up, only to feel the sun dazzling, his whole body was warm, he stretched his muscles, and was about to step on his electric car, when he suddenly saw a car running like a lightning speed in front of him, and it was very familiar.

He rubbed his eyes, and before he could take a closer look, the car was already in front of the door. Four people jumped out of the car. Rushed straight to him.

The category thought it had encountered a ticket kidnapping. I was startled, I looked at it, but I was dumbfounded, I felt mixed feelings, surprised, and excited, and I couldn't even speak.

Because of these people, it was Lin Ruoxue who took the lead, followed by Lu Bu. Liu Bei, Taishan......

Before he could react, several people grabbed his arm, shouted to go, and pushed and shoved him to the car.

The category is that the second monk is confused, these people finally came back, why did they become bandits?

He was dragged into the car, and when he looked up, the driver was also an acquaintance, Xia Bing......

These five or six ghosts. plus the category, Xia Bing, sitting in the car. Not crowded at all, the category hurriedly asked what was going on, Xia Bing glanced at him, stepped on the accelerator directly, and said with a smile: "Go home." ”

The car did not stop all the way, and went straight back to the old house of the category, as soon as he entered the house, everyone pushed the scope in, he entered the house in a daze, and suddenly smelled a familiar smell of food, and looked at it, the table was actually full of wine and food, and there were already a few people sitting on the table.

Guo Cripple, Zilong Dao Chief, Shangguan Police, Xiao Yu, Hua Xiaoxin, Lord Land, Sister Furong, those hidden masters in Peach Blossom Lane, and ...... Wu Banxian?

The category was wondering why he had come, when a voice suddenly came from the kitchen: "It's time to eat......

When the category heard this voice, his whole body was shocked, and he saw a familiar figure walking out of the kitchen, holding a plate of egg fried rice in his hand, putting it on the table with a smile, and said to the category: "Sir, this is your favorite egg fried rice, come and taste how it tastes......

Actually, it's Dou E!

The category was completely dumbfounded this time, he rubbed his eyes desperately, he couldn't believe himself, thinking it was an illusion, but the familiar smile in front of him, the gentle words, and even the taste of egg fried rice, as long as he smelled it, he knew that it must have been made by Dou E!

The category was excited, he stretched out his hand to hold Dou E, surprised and delighted, but there was a warm touch on the palm of his hand, this, this is clearly the real body, this, this ......

He was completely stunned, Cui Ming didn't know when he also walked in, hehe smiled: "I didn't expect it, this is a surprise for you, Dou E's soul was scattered that day, and it should have disappeared, but you couldn't sit still in the Lost Plain, and moved Guanyin Bodhisattva, she used her own drop of fairy dew to reshape Dou E's body, give longevity a jiazi, and enjoy the joys and sorrows of the world." As for those people, they are all great heroes, my brother-in-law asked the heavenly court, and the Jade Emperor specially approved them to be the protectors of the Dharma in the world. ”

"Huh? Protector, protector of the Dharma? Who is the Dharma protector for......" category was dizzy by this series of surprises, why did this come out to protect the Fa God?

Cui Ming said: "Stupid, you are now the acting city god, of course you are the protector god, you know, the body is the city god, there are few in the past, your blessing is boundless." ”

Only then did he react, his ancestor gave him the Chenghuang Order, and he would naturally be the Chenghuang Master in the future, and he was now indescribably excited in his heart, so he just held Dou E's hand and didn't let go, as if he was afraid that as soon as he let go, Dou E would run away again.

Everyone laughed together, and they all stood up and shouted: "See the ...... of Lord Chenghuang"

The category's face turned red, and he waved his hand vigorously: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, turn around and let people hear, I still think we have an illegal assembly......"

Even Guo Cripple stood up and saluted him, and smiled awkwardly at Guo Cripple: "You are always a doppelganger of the Jizo Bodhisattva, don't scold me, I have to salute you to ......"

Guo lame smiled: "Don't talk about that useless...... I've finished reading your more than 100g, when will you give me some uncensored ones? ”

The category was dumbfounded: "You old ...... Isn't that appropriate? ”

Guo Cripple was right: "I am observing the situation of the people in the world and grasping the evidence of your crimes......"

The crowd fainted en masse......

But among these people, Wu Banxian didn't move alone, he kept smiling, Cui Ming pushed the category, and whispered: "Why don't you go and thank my brother-in-law for making you reunited?" ”

The category was confused again: "Huh? Where's your brother-in-law......"

Cui Ming said to Wu Banxian: "Well, that is, he is my brother-in-law's doppelganger in the world, you can thank him......"

When he said this, not only the scope, but everyone was shocked, my good girl, who can afford to provoke the doppelganger of Lord Yama in the world? This is even more terrible than Guo Cripple......

The category asked Yihui again, only to know that he had been reborn in Nirvana a few days ago and returned to the Greek Sanctuary, and everyone had persuaded him to say goodbye to the category, but he said that he didn't need to, let everyone convey it on his behalf, Liu Bei quietly told the category that when Yihui left, he also brought a few barrels of gasoline......

The feast lasted until late at night, and the category took Dou E's hand and jumped on the roof, sat down side by side, with mixed feelings in his heart, he was speechless for a while, and was about to count the stars with Dou E, when a dark cloud suddenly floated in the air, obscuring the starlight, and the category was stunned, and a person suddenly appeared in the dark cloud, jumping off the roof, it was actually Lin Ruoxue.

Category couldn't cry or laugh, looking at her speechlessly, Lin Ruoxue said seriously: "Although I can't be with you now, I am your protector, I have to watch you and protect you at all times." ”

Category scratched his head: "Then ...... Let's count the stars together......"

Lin Ruoxue sat down next to him, the dark clouds dispersed, the three of them were looking up at the sky, and suddenly a person jumped on the roof from a distance, trampling on a piece of smash, the man shouted in a decent way: "The city god is on top, the zombie whereabouts were found in the west mountain outside the city, my master ordered me to come to report the news, please send troops to exterminate the city god." ”

When I saw that this person was Xia Bing, he covered his face and said speechlessly: "I know that you worship the Purple Dragon Daoist as a teacher, so you don't have to do this, you ...... singing."

It seemed that the stars were uncountable, so he got up helplessly, took out the Chenghuang Order, and shouted: "Okay, the gods of the five directions listen to the order!" ”

At the moment, Liu Bei, Lu Bu, Taishan, Lin Ruoxue, plus clever ghosts...... This clever ghost was sealed by himself. These five people appeared in the air together, thought for a while and said: "Actually, those zombies are also innocent, let's not exterminate people, how about we go and bury them?" ”

Several people applauded, floating in the air, pointing to the air, and said in unison: "Please go first." ”

At this time, he really found a little bit of the feeling of the old man of the city god, and couldn't help but be proud, and walked into the air with a step, Dou E exclaimed in the back: "Hey, you ......"

Before she finished speaking, a follower had already fallen off the roof, and everyone laughed, and then he reacted, rubbing his ass and scolding: "You guys, bully me, the flesh city god lord can't fly......"

Everyone laughed and said, "This is all the fault of the underworld......"

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A few months later, with the help of Dou E, the long-form "It's All the Trouble of the Difu" created by his personal experience was serialized on the Internet and became famous in one fell swoop!

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ps: This is the end of the story of the underworld, and there is a faint sadness in my heart...... If you want to know about the creative dynamics and new books of the Half Immortals, you can join the group 20171352, and thank you again for accompanying your friends all the way. (To be continued.) )