Chapter 81 Guan Gong plays with kitchen knives

Zhang Ben looks a little pure, but now people are too good at disguise, and you don't know if he is true or false, so let's observe and observe after the "day".

"What about you, how old are you?" I looked up at Hu Yuanyuan and asked.

His name is definitely worthy of his figure of more than 190 pounds, and regular sportswear can no longer satisfy him.

His head is very short, and his seemingly simple cheeks are full of the whiteness of a small peasant, and his eyes are a little timid, but he is a little excited, and I don't know that he is looking at us big men and is excited.

"I'm twenty-one, and I live in Rising Sun Village!!" Hu Yuanyuan briefly introduced himself.

"Ah, what have you done before?" Menmen asked.

"kTV worked as a waiter!"

"Hey, you're a bit of a novelty in this decision! Why do you have a good waiter and come here to carry beer? Li Shuishui was very puzzled.

"Earn two dollars a day, and all of them are on B!" Hu Yuanyuan was a little angry.

"Hehe, have you changed your ways?" I couldn't laugh or cry.

"Brother Nan, I know what you're doing! Anyway, I admire you, I'll do whatever you ask me to do! Hu Yuanyuan winked at me ambiguously.

"Admire me, you have to work too, you know?!" I said with a bluff looking for the feeling of the boss.

"I know, just keep me fed!" Hu Yuanyuan nodded again and again.

I glanced at the two of them again, feeling quite satisfied, tapping my fingers on the table, and said slowly: "You two are nine hundred yuan a month!" You can eat whatever I eat, and the place where you live is in a tin house, and when it's cold, I'll change the place for you! ”

"Okay, I'll do it!" Zhang Benting nodded excitedly.

"I'm okay with that!" Hu Yuanyuan is a promising young man with a social dream, he feels that the big man has to have a period of experience of burning a boiler and living in an iron house, which is a tempering given by God and cannot be refused.

"Well, then stay here today, you will be familiar with Brother Hai in a while, and you will do whatever he asks you to do!" I said it casually.

"Brother, when will we be able to cut people?" Hu Yuanyuan asked me with a wink.

"Uh-huh???" I was stunned for a moment, looked at him puzzled and asked, "Why do you want to cut people?" ”

"We're not using the beer square as a cover, organized black. Society. will commit. Crime. Regiment. Guy? Hu Yuanyuan asked weakly.

When he asked, I immediately turned my head to look at the old immortal, Hu Yuanyuan was found by him, and he must have said it to Hu Yuanyuan.

"Ugh!" I groaned slightly, then leaned my mouth against his ear and said, "Don't make any noise, the latest batch of big deals, after you get off work in the evening, sharpen your knives diligently, just one or two days, I will give you orders!" ”

"Gha!" Hu Yuanyuan immediately made an OK gesture, with an innocent smile on his fat face.

"Cow B!" The old fairy gave me a thumbs up.

"I don't want my brother's salary for the first month, but you have to hurry up what Brother Hai promised me!" Zhang Ben stood up, skimmed his feet, and bowed his head very shyly.

"What did Brother Hai promise you?" I was delicate again for a while, and I had a bad premonition.

"He said that the blood of my virgin will stain the white sheets on the banks of the Acacia River!" Zhang Ben said poetically.

"What do you mean?" I was confused.

", you're still pretending to be stupid, I understand, he wants you to take him to do a big health care!!" Li Shuishui added calmly.

"Really?" I asked at Zhang Ben.

"Well, you can do without salary, but prostitutes must be prostitutes!" Zhang Ben nodded obediently.

"Appearance is a trick!!"

I looked up to the sky and sighed, secretly scolding myself for being blind, these two goods are more than a wave, absolutely pure and pure hooligan.

In this way, the gang of five of us has increased by two more people, and the team is getting stronger and stronger.

Ahem, I'm just a braggadocio B, don't take it seriously, the main task at the moment is to run the beer court well, and if you have the money, you don't have to worry about the rest

In the evening, at nine o'clock, Zhang Ben and Hu Yuanyuan were basically familiar with the environment, and the stall would be closed in two hours, they had no luggage, and I couldn't watch them not covered with quilts at night.

Let me buy them a new one?

Don't be stupid, that's impossible!!

I still covered my school quilt myself!

I asked a few owners about their business, it was not bad, a few of them had stopped losing money, and I took Zhang Ben and Hu Yuanyuan to prepare to take three donkeys home to get the bedding.

Nothing was said all the way, and soon we were home.

"Brother Nan, the place where you live is really stylish!" Hu Yuanyuan bared his teeth and patted his ass, took the first step, and helped me push the door open.

"Look at your cleverness!" I squinted and cursed, and stepped inside.

"Brother Nan, I'm also smart! Brother Nan, you praise me! "After Zhang Ben got acquainted with me, he began to show his skinless and faceless nature, and he didn't stop talking along the way.

"Roll the calves!"

The three of us entered the courtyard in a teasing way, and I was just about to go into the house to pack up two pairs of quilts, when suddenly I saw a familiar figure sitting under the willow tree. Why do you say familiar?

Because I always seem to have seen this man somewhere, but I can't remember where I've seen him, and I can't remember what his name is!!

"Youyou, the sky is blue or deep, my love for you is innocent. Believe me, I'm a pure man, definitely not an old glass!! "Pete. Li Tougen stood like a hedgehog, the smell of jelly water could be smelled eight hundred meters away, the lower body was white slim suit pants, the upper body was a mixed color shirt, and he was wearing a pink vest.

"Sniff!"

Sure enough, Huzi was squatting on the stone pier and was curiously sniffing Pete. Lee's beautiful buttocks also poked forward with his front paws tentatively from time to time.

"Pete. Li, I officially inform you, I'm not interested in gay, you want to find a girlfriend, oh, or a boyfriend, turn your head, look to the left, the one who lives at the front gate is your soul home! "Ma Xiaoyou is fighting with mosquitoes in the house, and there is a rush to Pete without a match. Lee said.

"Darling, how do I say that you believe I'm not glass?" Peter. Lee was about to cry.

"If you don't leave, I'll report the crime?!" Ma Xiaoyou shouted.

"Brother, what's going on?" Zhang Ben asked confusedly.

"You're stupid B, obviously that man is here to soak his sister-in-law!!" Hu Yuanyuan scolded a little understandingly.

"Don't talk about calves, my daughter-in-law is not that!" I turned around and scolded Pete, quite politely to Pete. Li shouted: "Hey, buddy, don't shout, the neighbors around are resting, willing to come, come tomorrow during the day!" ”

"Huh!"

Peter. Li suddenly looked back at me, then tightened his crotch and couldn't help but cover it with his hand.

"Wow!! Barking! ”

Huzi saw that the two of us looked at each other, and immediately became excited, wagging his tail and scurrying around the yard, finding the highest wall, ready to continue watching the "love" movie that Pete and I had not finished screening in Ma Xiaoyou's room that night.

"Dude! Your actions are a bit nasty.......! "I looked at Pete. Li, with a chill, always feels that he doesn't look like a normal man.

"Damn, I'm nasty, and you're nasty? What were you pulling on my pants that night? It's all broken, you know? Pete Lee took a step back and said angrily.

“...... This man seems to be sick! ”

I didn't know what to say, so I turned around and walked back into the house.

"You crooked man!!" Peter. Li looked at my back as I walked into the house and said viciously.

"Stinky Silly B!" I scolded without looking back.

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On the yellow, orange, and orange windows, Ma Xiaoyou's vigorous and graceful figure was reflected on the glass, she held a fly swatter, kept jumping on the bed, and then shouted frantically: "Xiangnan, I warn you one last time, if you don't solve the mosquito problem, I will let Pete. Lee, break up with you! ”

"Fuck, why are there more and more psychosis in this hospital, and I can't stay there!"

Lao Xiang, who wanted to sleep for a while, listened to the noise in the courtyard, and walked out with a black leather bag. Plum.

"Hey, do you think this girl is chirping??" Hu Yuanyuan asked.

", didn't Brother Nan say that he had nothing to do with this woman!" Zhang Ben replied.

"It's okay, can that woman live here? There must be a contradiction! Hu Yuanyuan said smartly.

"What's going on?"

"I think we can give this stupid B, we can run away!"

"Brother Nan, I will definitely not let you do it!!"

"Then scare him!"

"What are you scared?"

"Hey, what do you think that's that?" As he spoke, Hu Yuanyuan pointed to Lao Xiang's room and said.

.......

"Youyou, let me in!! I help you fight mosquitoes, but it really can't be done, you turn on all the lights in the house, I strip naked and go in and stand for five hours, and the mosquitoes are all full, and then they don't bite you! "Pete. Lee is not your average talent, and his ideas are so innovative.

"Cang Chang

A Peking Opera opening resounded in the courtyard. Li turned around curiously, and saw a fat man of more than 190 pounds, holding a Guan knife more than two meters long, holding one hand horizontally, and the other hand under the chin, stroking his beard. He was followed by Zhang Ben, who was holding two black steel kitchen knives, and after the two came out, without saying a word, they picked up the big knife and began to cut blindly.

“.... Ay... Oops... What are you two doing? "Pete. Li was stunned.

"It's okay, I haven't been to Hengdian to kill devils for a few days, we two practice, you lean to the side, my knife is not strong, it's not easy to fly out after a while!!" After Hu Yuanyuan finished speaking, he rushed to Pete. Li slammed over, the blade grazing his scalp.

"Get up, look at my unique secrets, close your eyes, fly kitchen knives!!" Zhang Ben shouted after him.

"Oops me. Exercise. You. Mom, this house is crazy!! ”

Peter. Li roared with a crying voice, and the first-class smoke disappeared.

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