Chapter 1090: Sensational World! (Ask for a subscription!) )
Chapter 1090: Sensational World! (Ask for a subscription!) )
The U.S. fleet visiting the Philippines disappeared into thin air in Manila Bay, and the news instantly spread throughout the world through the circle of friends of tourists, as fast as the scandal of celebrities.
But this kind of bizarre thing is small for everyone to see, and no one takes it seriously. After all, everyone is not a child anymore, even the smallest warship is dozens of meters long, how can it disappear all at once. What's more, the entire fleet has disappeared from the media, and there are hundreds of large and small ships, including a huge aircraft carrier.
Some well-wishers confirmed that it was the US Navy's Pacific X-th Fleet that disappeared through the photos forwarded by WeChat Moments, and the largest warship at the scene was the USS Washington, an almost star warship in the Asia-Pacific region. So a large group of military fans instantly posted the information of the USS Washington aircraft carrier on the Internet, and everyone's opinion is very consistent, like such a super giant with a total length of 333 meters, a total width of 76.8 meters, a standard displacement of 81,364 tons, and a full load displacement of 104,200 tons, it is impossible to disappear in an instant.
As a result, many self-righteous guys came to the conclusion that this incident was nothing more than a grandstanding joke, and that the so-called live photos and videos were photoshopped and processed, and were not credible.
However, the time moved to more than 2 p.m., that is, an hour after the incident, and the US side urgently held a press conference. Although it was more than 9 p.m. at this time, the United States still held this press conference, confirming the news that the United States was visiting the Philippines that all the X Fleet had lost contact, and at the same time declared a state of emergency in the United States. All members of the military, police and other armed forces in the country immediately cancel their leave, and those who are on leave immediately return to work.
The U.S. side is too much. The whole world was stunned and thought it was just an international joke made by someone. I didn't expect it to be true.
Immediately after that, the Philippines also held an impromptu news conference to report on the specific situation: At about 1 p.m., more than 30 US warships and more than 20 Philippine warships that had been docked in Manila Bay, together with more than 60 fishing boats anchored in the waters, disappeared in an instant, leaving no trace, and at least 5,000 US troops and more than 3,000 Filipino soldiers lost contact at the same time.
The Philippines has dispatched a working group composed of military and police departments and experts to Manila Bay to urgently investigate the situation, hoping to solve the mystery of the fleet's disappearance.
This time, everyone was really completely confused. In the past two years, everyone is no stranger to the word lost contact, but in the past, it was a plane or a beautiful woman or a child, or a mental patient, why is there a new way to play now, the fleets of the United States and the Philippines are playing lost contact in their own ports, which is too incredible!
This incident happened suddenly, and it was too unbelievable, so it quickly became the object of discussion among netizens around the world. Because the incident was so surprising, everyone instantly opened their minds. Various versions are out!
Huaxia netizens:
New wolf netizen @萌萌哒: "I guess it must be aliens who are coming, and they can't see the domineering of the US imperialists, and they specially accept their group of hooligan scum!" Raise your hand in agreement! ”
I am the Great Demon King: "It was the Jade Emperor who was enshrined by my **** who made a move, and waved his hand." The U.S. imperialist fleet is wiped out! ”
Beetle's dung: "Upstairs, you YY is overdone, it is clearly the disciple of my Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Monkey King's disciple grandson." Don't put gold on the face of the Jade Emperor! ”
Cao Cao in the Dream of Red Mansions: "Upstairs SB, the appraisal is complete!" ”
Imperial Major General: "Judging by my professional experience. This is likely to be a conspiracy of the US imperialists, the purpose of which is nothing more than to smear my big **** face. Then I can find an excuse to bully us, look at it, or in a few days, all the dirty water will be on my big ****! ”
Minor illness Zhang Ga: "I agree with the major general's big inference, it must be a conspiracy of the US imperialists, and report it to His Excellency the Führer immediately!" Report! Report! Important things to say three times! ”
American imperialist netizens:
A: "Dog seller, what did America do, could it be that God took action, it's incredible, who will go to church tomorrow to pray?" ”
B: "Friends, I'm sure the Autobots did it, only they have the ability!"
C: "Upstairs, Marvel has seen too much, there is no Superman, no Iron Man, no Autobots in this world"
D: "I'm sure the Chinese did it, the Oriental people are so mysterious, they can break big stones in their chests and buy Karma, it's incredible!"
E: "Agreed, Asia is full of our godsons of the American imperialists, there are Xiao Ri, Xiao Han, Xiao Fei, Xiao Ma, Xiao Yue, and the only ones who are hostile to us are the fat man of **** and Huaxia, the fat man will only let go of his mouth, and only the Chinese have this strength." ”
F: "Upstairs, the Chinese people are the same as the three fat brothers in ****, they can only let out their mouths, it must have been done by polar bears, polar bears are going to war with our American imperialists, brothers, are instant noodles ready?" ”
Japanese netizens:
Tojo: "Subjects of the Empire, Midea is going to work with Shina, the opportunity for our Great Wa Kingdom has come, and our Great Wa Kingdom will definitely rise again, the Imperial Board, His Majesty the Emperor!" ”
Okamura: "Agree with Tojo-kun's judgment and propose that the subjects of the empire immediately donate money to build larger warships and at the same time conduct nuclear tests to defeat the US imperialists, defeat Shina, and dominate the earth"
Tu Feiyuan: "Yo Xi, they are all good subjects of the empire, with you warriors, the Great Wa Kingdom will surely rise!" ”
Ishihara: "The opportunity for the rise of the empire has come"
Huaxia students: "You are a group of neurotics, a small country still dares to dream of the Spring and Autumn Festival, be careful that the next one who pretends to be forced by lightning will become you!" ”
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Due to a righteous indignation by a certain Chinese student, the incident quickly escalated into a scolding war between the two countries, and then the scolding war escalated into a hacker war.
Well, we won't warn you out of good intentions, so go ahead!
Afghan netizens:
"Allah has appeared, and the devil has come to punishment, Amen!"
Iraqi netizens:
"Allah has appeared, and the devil has come to punishment, Amen!"
Iranian netizens:
"Allah has appeared, and the devil has come to punishment, Amen!"
Syrian netizens:
"Allah has appeared, and the devil has come to punishment, Amen!"
Libyan netizens:
"Allah has appeared, and the devil has come to punishment, Amen!"
Netizen:
It seems that **** prohibits personal networks, forget it, don't talk about him!
SIS: We are responsible for this incident
It seems that in an instant, the whole world has become active because of this incident, what bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods have jumped out, and all kinds of voices on the Internet are mixed, it is like singing a big opera.
But Xu Yinglong, the real initiator of this matter, is leisurely flying to Tianhai in auspicious clouds, no way, he has no entry record to enter the Philippines, so he can't take a local plane back to China, if you don't want to return to Tianhai by consuming spiritual power, the only thing you can do is to return to Jakarta, and then return to Tianhai from Jakarta.
However, it is too troublesome to do this, it is better to go back directly with the auspicious clouds, and it is just a consumption of a little spiritual power before and after! Anyway, he has a chaotic space now, and he doesn't care about this spiritual power at all, not to mention that the speed of flying in Xiangyun is not comparable to that of ordinary passenger planes.
At more than three o'clock, after less than two hours of flying Xu Yinglong finally returned to Tianhai, just returned home and took out his mobile phone, he heard the voice of the mobile phone elf ringing constantly, opened it and saw that all of them were missed prompt text messages, and counted carefully There were no less than a hundred, of which the little president of Indonesia called nearly thirty, Nangong Pengfei called more than thirty, and there were also calls from his mother and the old man, Su Wei and Xu Shi'an also called.
Looking at these missed calls, Xu Yinglong couldn't help but smile bitterly, it seems that he is busy again! (To be continued.) )