Chapter 860: Finished
“action!”
The translator Wu Zhu held a fan in one hand and a bucket in the other, with a proud face, while Uncle Guo played by Lin Zhengying followed behind, looking stronger than people, learning to be a translator and nodding in front of the Japanese army.
"You pigs eat pretty well! Face...... Noodles! ”
Pigs eat noodles! The two of them reflected at the same time, Lin Zhengying hurriedly looked at the pigsty, and the translator stared at the bucket, which was empty, and there was not even a hair left.
"Shhh The two gasped, pigs eat white noodles, what do the Japanese eat?
“cut! Very good, this one is over."
didn't meet NG, Wang Zichuan was very satisfied, Wu Xi and Lin Zhengying's performances were more exciting than the movies he had seen, perhaps because the two were used to performing comedies.
Zhu Yin came over with a sun hat and said, "Director, Hong Jinbao said that the next one is ready." ”
When Wang Zichuan heard this, he greeted the camera crew: "Everyone work hard, and rest after the next scene!" ”
"Hurry up, Da Biao, you're urging the lunch, let them send it as soon as possible!"
"Okay!"
When the director spoke, no one dared to raise objections, and it was ready after ten minutes.
This scene is one of the laughing points of the film, Wang Zichuan pondered it in his mind very seriously, and only after he had five points of certainty did he signal to start the film.
“action!”
The camera focused on Zeng Zhiwei and other Japanese soldiers, each holding a lunch box......
"Too ...... Monarch! Too, too, too gentleman! ”
Everyone looked at the interpreter who suddenly arrived, and their movements were uniform, and at the same time they stopped eating.
The interpreter was very panicked and said, "Taijun, drink...... Drink...... Drink ......"
When the Japanese officers and men heard the words, they immediately turned their heads and began to eat, relishing them.
"Drink...... I can't drink it! ”
“cut!”
Zeng Zhiwei and others hurriedly spit out the food in their mouths, although it was not really pig food, it was not a good thing.
Wang Zichuan frowned. said to Zeng Zhiwei and others: "Everyone is ready to do it again!" ”
Zeng Zhiwei glanced at the lunch box with disgust, how disgusting the turbid soup looked, and couldn't help but raise his head and ask, "Ah Chuan, do you still want to shoot this shot?" ”
Wang Zichuan thought for a while and said, "How many of you swallowed it just now?" ”
"Still swallowing?" Zeng Zhiwei was disgusted, although it was not really pig food in the lunch box, it was not a good thing, the soup made of cornmeal, in order to shoot the effect, there was also a lot of grass eaten by pigs.
Zhu Yin smiled: "Cornmeal." Very nutritious. ”
“action!”
Halfway through the shooting, Wang Zichuan began to frown.
“cut! Don't write the word "suspicion" on your face, it's so obvious that you already know that this is pig food, and you have to enjoy it! ”
"And enjoyment?" Zeng Zhiwei wanted to cry without tears, and half a box of soup had already been drunk by him.
Wang Zichuan looked at everyone's empty lunch boxes, turned his head to Zhu Yin and said, "Give them a fill!" ”
Zhu Yin spit out his fragrant tongue and said embarrassedly: "Director, there is no soup anymore." ”
"What's going on?" Hong Jinbao saw that there was no movement here for a long time, so he ran over to ask about the situation.
Zhu Yin explained the situation. Hong Jinbao didn't want to think about it and said: "Then cook it again, isn't there a pot here!" ”
Zeng Zhiwei was surprised: "Cook here? Can that thing still be eaten? ”
Hong Jinbao said unhappily: "How can you film if you can't bear this bit of hardship, how many people have even drunk urine during filming, let you drink some soup." If donkeys can eat it, so can we! ”
Zhu Yin said weakly: "It's a pig!" ”
Hong Jinbao hesitated for a moment and insisted: "Then you have to eat too." ”
Wang Zichuan comforted: "What the senior brother said makes sense, wait until the crew is finished." I personally bought these pigs, killed them for meat, and distributed the pork to everyone! ”
Wait until the real pig food is brought over. Zeng Zhiwei and others were unprecedentedly serious in order to get through guò at one time, but ......
“cut!”
This is Hong Jinbao shouting, "Your expression is too heavy, do it again!" ”
Wang Zichuan felt a dilemma, and whispered: "People can't have an accident if they eat pig food, right?" ”
Zhu Yin grinned and said, "It's not poison. Medicine, what can happen? ”
Chen Farong covered Qiong's nose, added cornmeal in front of her, and now added bran, smelling the weird fragrance, she wanted to vomit. Hope, this is what she saw the crew cook with her own eyes.
Zeng Zhiwei said with a bitter face: "Director, wait five minutes, I'll brew a love." ”
"Everyone is ready, waiting for you alone? When you're ready and everyone else has another problem, take your place! ”
“action!”
……
“cut!”
This time, there was a thrilling pass, and a bucket of pig food had bottomed out, and even Hong Jinbao drank a few sips, in order to demonstrate.
Five days later, the crew was in trouble again, since the last pig food incident, Zeng Zhiwei drank three bowls of pig food under Hong Jinbao's 'care', he has always wanted to retaliate and went back, and soon found an opportunity.
"You can't use real fart, you want to stink me!"
Zeng Zhiwei said with a smile: "Senior brother, you said it, for the sake of the shooting effect, what is it for everyone to be wronged, we eat pig food, you smell a fart is quite light." ”
"!" How could Hong Jinbao not understand Zeng Zhiwei's motives, and scolded with a smile: "You kid just want to take revenge, don't you!" ”
Wang Zichuan smiled: "Okay, Zeng Zhiwei, you don't have to make trouble, can you make the donkey let the donkey fart dozens of times in a row?" If you want to pull out the, won't you let the senior brother haha......"
Zeng Zhiwei grinned and said: "We eat pig food, and senior brother eats donkey feces, it's all the same." ”
Hong Jinbao chased Wang Zichuan and Zeng Zhiwei and beat him wildly.
When the machine was turned on, of course, it would not let Hong Jinbao smell the fart, and the props team prepared a jet pipe, which added paint, and what came out was a purple breath, and Hong Jinbao nodded in agreement.
There is an even bigger problem when shooting!
"Hahaha...... I'm laughing to death! ”
Zeng Zhiwei bent over and laughed without any image, it didn't matter if he laughed, Wang Zichuan and the crew had endured hard work, and after a while, the laughter continued, and Hong Jinbao couldn't help but roll his eyes.
“cut!”
Wang Zichuan looked at Zeng Zhiwei, who was still laughing, and said helplessly: "Have you laughed enough!" ”
Zeng Zhiwei was afraid that Hong Jinbao would jump out of the grass. He smiled as he stepped back, "I...... I'll go out and shoot again! Big brother is so funny, that expression haha......"
“action!”
Without Zeng Zhiwei stirring up the situation, Zhu Yin and Chen Farong laughed one after another, until Wang Zichuan drove all the irrelevant people away, and Hong Jinbao completed the task smoothly.
In the middle, Wang Zichuan made a cameo appearance as a high-ranking Japanese officer, took a tricycle to the village to receive the national treasure, but unfortunately was 'killed' by a chicken, and the humor is that a group of Japanese soldiers suffered heavy casualties in order to catch the murderer, that is, the chicken.
Wang Zichuan is glad that Hong Jinbao has already filmed the action scenes. The rest of the scenes will be over in a few days at most, and the crew is not far from completion.
On July 25th, the day finally arrived.
"Prepare crotch protectors for Zeng Zhiwei!"
Zeng Zhiwei twisted and said: "Ah Chuan, can you change the background, if you hurt there, I will be ruined for the rest of my life!" ”
Zhu Yin blushed and threw the protective gear to Zeng Zhiwei, a steel brief, ready to protect his crotch.
Wang Zichuan urged: "Don't be verbose." After filming this scene, it was finished. ”
Zeng Zhiwei smiled helplessly, entered the house with iron trousers, and when he came out, Wang Zichuan slapped Zeng Zhiwei's crotch. The sound of the bell, this is relieved, and he compares his heart to his heart, he doesn't want Zeng Zhiwei to cut off his children and grandchildren.
“action!”
The old woman sprinkled soybeans on the steep slope. Soybeans rolled down the steep slope all the way, and soon Zeng Zhiwei was slipped by soybeans, and the whole person slid down the steep slope.
"Ah...... Yes! ”
The interpreter hurriedly said, "It's too ...... Taijun. Fork...... Fork...... Cross your legs! ”
Zeng Zhiwei crossed his legs, and the translator smiled and said, "Yes...... That's right! ”
There is a pillar at the top of the steep slope, Zeng Zhiwei slid all the way down, and was finally blocked by the pillar, his crotch was hit hard, he stood up in pain, pulled out the command knife and shouted, the interpreter wanted to go to see the situation at noon, but he also tripped over the soybeans, and after slipping at the bottom, Zeng Zhiwei was pushed out......
“cut!”
Zeng Zhiwei wolf bèi got up from the ground, rolled his eyes a few times at the noon pistol, this scene he can be teased by the noon pistle very miserable, in the script Taijun happened to ride on the pig, he was not so lucky, rolled on the cushion several times before stopping.
"It's all right, right?"
Zeng Zhiwei felt that his buttocks were itchy, and when he looked back, his pants were rubbed into a big hole, and the tip of the triangle iron pants only protected half of his buttocks, and the other half wiped off the skin.
"It hurts! It hurts to death! ”
……
In the evening, Wang Zichuan encouraged: "Everyone hold on, the last scene, Zeng Zhiwei, you work hard, I picked the shortest and fattest sow for you to be a mount." ”
"Hee-hee...... Everybody's waiting to see you ride a pig! Zhu Yin couldn't help laughing.
Zeng Zhiwei climbed to the wall and shouted below: "I'm going to jump!" ”
“action!”
The low wall, Zeng Zhiwei is easy to ride on the pig's back, the sow is frightened, and Zeng Zhiwei turns around and runs, Zeng Zhiwei leaves the ground with his legs and clamps the pig's back tightly.
"Kill to give...... Kill to ...... Kill give! ”
The translator's face was covered with dust, and he looked at Zeng Zhiwei, who was riding a pig to fight, and his eyes were messy.
“cut!”
Wang Zichuan wiped the beads of sweat and said with an open smile: "I announce that "Raise Your Hand" is finished! ”
"Finishing ......"
Everyone had long been accustomed to this kind of scene, and they all applauded reservedly, and only Zhu Yin jumped up and down to celebrate.
Taking advantage of the fact that the sun did not set, the actors changed their clothes, the crew packed props and costumes, the work car stopped at the head of the village, and everyone loaded the packed cars.
Wang Zichuan has been studying the shooting effect with Hong Jinbao, and when everyone finished packing and the car drove away, they found that there were still three cameras that had not been loaded.
Wang Zichuan looked at the photography equipment on the ground and wondered: "The car is gone?" ”
"I said how the car is so empty." Zeng Zhiwei, who commanded the loading, touched the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly.
Wang Zichuan frowned and said: "The lighting equipment has been moved, the sky is about to get dark, the black lights are blind, the film is easy to break, call the tool cart back." ”
Hong Jinbao smiled: "Don't bother, let's just keep watch for one night." (To be continued......)
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