In the room, Yu Le closed the "Taoist Technique in the Room" compiled by someone who didn't know it, and shook his head helplessly, the technique in the room has always been a mysterious thing, the tradition has long been lost, or it has never existed at all, and what has been handed down is self-talking, and the authenticity cannot be confirmed. Among them, there are too many things about men and women, and the requirements are also very high, and the slightest carelessness will hurt the vitality, as for the so-called lewdness without leaking, it is an extremely ridiculous thing in Yu Le's eyes. In addition, after all, I am too young to have even experienced the affairs of men and women, so it is impossible to study such a profound thing at the beginning.

Yu Le put it back on the bookshelf and sighed.

There are so many things and so many things in the world, but I don't know which one I like best, and if you want to really get started, I'm afraid it's not so easy.

He searched for a circle and found nothing, so he had to lock the door of his study and return to the back hall. Here the bird master is chatting with the magpie over tea, and Yu Le simply came over, after all, the bird master is an old player, ask him, maybe there will be some inspiration.

When the magpie saw Yu Le coming, she hurriedly gave up her seat, perhaps under the influence of Lu Wannian, even if she was very young, she was an extremely traditional girl, when a man spoke, she would immediately go to serve tea and pour water.

"Sit down, I'm not thirsty." Yu Le often couldn't stand the magpie's low appearance, so he only stretched out his hand to stop the magpie and took a chair to sit down on the side.

The magpie said embarrassedly, "Brother...... Say, I'm boiling water. ”

"You rest for a while, there's no need to let you." Yu Le shook his head and said, "You are deeply poisoned by the old guy, don't demand yourself according to the standards of women in ancient times." ”

"Yoh? How to speak? Master Bird laughed and said, "Scold me together?" ”

"I don't mean that......" Yu Le was speechless, but he knew that Master Bird wouldn't really care.

"Magpie, sit down." Master Bird smiled and took a sip of tea, "Actually, Le'er is right, the times are different." ”

The magpie sat down and stuck out her tongue, her behavior was guided and regulated by Lu Wannian on weekdays, but now that Lu Wannian is gone, she can only listen to Yu Le.

The bird master put down the teacup and asked: "Le'er came just in time, and immediately printed the funeral invitation, in addition to the regular customers in the neighborhood, do you master and apprentice have any other friends to invite?" ”

Yu Le didn't want to shake his head.

"Not one?"

"The person we want to invite is nothing more than the audience."

"But ......," the bird master puzzled, "In the cross talk circle, there are no friends?" ”

"No, we never deal with our peers."

"It shouldn't be...... What age is Lu Wannian? There may be a brother alive who should be invited. ”

"No, there are only two of us in this lineage."

"Okay...... Really do ......" Bird Ye said helplessly, "I always thought that Lu Ye had something unspeakable, and he never talked about generations and genres, and the co-authorship was completely out of the system." ”

"Sort of." Yu Le followed with a smile, "Cross talk, it's fun, Master and I have always been this concept." ”

"It's really a maverick, and it's hard for you Xiaokun Club to last so long." The bird master said thoughtfully, "Indeed, fun is enough, that's right." ”

"Speaking of fun......," Yu Le took the opportunity to pull out Master's pair of lion heads.

As soon as the pair of shiny, clear, and red walnuts came out, the bird's eyes immediately burned! There is no trace of old man's turbidity at all.

Yu Le said to the sluggish Bird Master: "Master told him before his death, if he leaves, the lion head will belong to you." ”

"This, this, this, this ......" The bird master no longer has half a faint and old-fashioned appearance, almost jumped up, like a child who sees a toy, and is surprised and flustered, "Le'er...... Don't you tease me? ”

"That's what Master said to you, right?" Yu Le sent the lion's head forward again.

In the eyes of the bird master, this pair of walnuts is like a fire, and it is very sacred: "Lu Ye...... But I did...... I'll worry about him when he's dead...... But I'm just joking. ”

"Hehe, Master's meaning is all hidden in the joke, you can accept it."

"......" Master Bird didn't answer, he stretched out his hand tremblingly, took the walnut, and tasted it carefully, "The dwarf pile has a big belly...... Flat bottom, thick edges...... This quality, the old four buildings did not run...... Need! Need!!! Exquisite!! Superb!! ”

Bird Ye stared at Yu Le with wide eyes: "Le'er, I've played with walnuts all my life, but since I fell in love with Lu Ye, the others can't be looked at anymore, do you know why?" ”

"I want to hear about it." Although Yu Le has not studied this, he can understand the excitement of the bird master now, and he should let him express it well.

The magpie smiled and said: "Because my father is good, if you see a good pair, you naturally can't look down on it next time." ”

The corners of the bird's mouth raised, and he suppressed his excitement and said: "What the magpie said is right, but this pair is not only good, but also absolute!" ”

"What's wrong?" Magpie asked.

"Hehe, listen to me slowly." In a blink of an eye, the bird master had already kneaded the walnuts, immersed himself in the taste of every second, took a sip of tea, and said with relish, "There are four categories of walnuts - lion head, boy hat, official hat, and chicken heart!" Among them, the lion's head has always been respected, it is comfortable to wear, the size is just right, and it is also the best-looking. And among the lion's heads, the old four buildings are respected, and they are the most thick and playable! In the original capital, the emperor only played four buildings, domineering! But later...... The old walnut tree in the four buildings was cut down by a bastard, stolen and grafted by himself, and became extinct, and the walnut that came out again and claimed to be the lion's head in the four buildings was either fake or grafted, and it lost the original momentum. ”

Yu Le looked at the walnut and asked, "What does Master Bird mean, is this pair the old four buildings?" ”

"This point, this quality, didn't run!! It's almost like no other in the world! The bird master stared at the walnuts and said excitedly, "Besides, the walnuts are so ruddy and translucent, there must be a few years, maybe the eunuchs of the Qing Dynasty have started to plate!" ”

"Eunuch?"

"Hehe, Le'er, you don't know, we have a joke about praising walnuts." Master Bird rubbed the walnuts and said with a smile, "If someone praises the walnuts in your hand as 'from the eunuch', don't think that people are scolding you, they are praising you!" Praise you for the old walnut and the fine plate! ”

"I see." Yu Le nodded, he looked at the happy appearance of the bird master, and gradually understood some of the ways to play, you have to be like the bird master to devote himself wholeheartedly, like, pursue, get, excited, smelly and beautiful, this is called play, this is the player.

But the bird master suddenly looked nervous, and after being entangled for a moment, he put the pair of lion heads back on the table: "No, I can't take ......"

"Take it." The magpie saw that the bird liked it so much, so he returned it, and the magpie himself looked uncomfortable, "Dad said it to you, just take it." ”

"No, no...... There are rules ......" Bird Ye closed his eyes tightly and shook his head in pain, "I can't pry the baby as soon as Lu Ye dies, even if I accept it, I will be scolded for the rest of my life, although I like it, but I can't take advantage of the danger of others." ”

"It's not a good rule." The magpie said anxiously, "Do you want to let Daddy's treasures stay and spoil them?" ”

"100 days, 100 days later." The bird master gritted his teeth and said, "After a hundred days of Lu Ye, his anger on this baby can be regarded as dispersed, and Lu Ye can be regarded as leaving with peace of mind, and then the baby will be an ownerless baby, and he can pass it." ”

"Is this exquisite?" Yu Le was puzzled.

"Not anymore, there is." Master Bird nodded firmly, "Le'er, I'm already happy enough to be able to knead this walnut today, you help me keep it well, and after the 100-day period, I'll pick it up myself!" ”

How could Yu Le refuse Master Bird, this spirit is really admirable.

"Well, I'll take this walnut and give it to you in absolute condition."

"But be careful, don't smash, don't bump into it." Although the bird master returned the walnuts, he was still full of reluctance, for fear that Yu Le would accidentally damage the walnuts.

"Huh." The magpie giggled, and from the bird master, he saw some shadows of Lu Wannian, all old naughty boys, old children.

Between sighs, the funeral staff informed that the venue was arranged, and after examining it, the bird master took out a few hundred yuan to stuff it, but he didn't accept anything, didn't even drink more saliva, and left in a hurry. Sending away this cadre, the bird master took a pocket in his hand, showed his small silver pocket watch, and said after looking at the time: "It's almost, I should go too, there is something big to do in the future!" ”

Yu Le and Magpie are not inquisitive people, and they don't ask anything, but thank each other.

The bird master paused, looked at the hall covered with white cloth, and frowned: "Anyway, the cross talk club is also closed, and the two of you have nothing to do, so it's better to go with me and open your eyes." ”

The magpie hurriedly glanced at Yu Le and looked at his face, she wanted to go out, but without Yu Le's permission, she couldn't.

This time it was a coincidence, Yu Le was bored, and he wanted to find something to play, so he asked, "Master Bird, where are you going to open your eyes?" ”

"Hehe, you'll know when you get there." The bird smiled mysteriously.

It is definitely not easy to make the bird so interested.

"Brother, don't you want to ......" The magpie suppressed his excitement and looked at Yu Le, ostensibly asking, but in fact asking.

"Say whatever you want." Yu Le smiled and flicked the magpie's head, "Let's go!" ”

"Boom!" The magpie clutched her head and jumped up excitedly, this was almost the first time she laughed since Lu Wannian left, a child is a child after all, and she will forget everything when she sees something fun.

Then, Yu Le cleaned up a little, and after explaining to the black dog, he locked the door and left.

The two followed the bird master to the gate of his yard, there was already a car waiting here, seeing that the bird master was coming, the driver hurriedly got out of the car and asked a few people to get in the car, and did not ask who Yu Le was.

After about 20 minutes on the ring road, the car stopped at the back gate of a park, and the driver hurried down to open the door for the bird.

The bird got out of the car, rubbed the beads and took a deep breath, and sighed in his mouth: "This is comfortable." ”

Yu Le and the magpie also got out of the car and looked at the plaque in the park—

Beijing Zoo.