Old people often say: people are old and treacherous, horses are old and slippery, and rabbits are difficult to take when they are old. The meaning is very clear, that is, people are mixed in the world, dealing with all kinds of people, etc., seeing more, having a wide range of scriptures, and eating a lot of losses, they will naturally learn well. The businessman is profiteering, and the kiln sister is trying to make money, which is justified and understandable. The real purpose of an apprenticeship is to learn from stupidity to refinement. How can anyone in the world be born extremely smart? Genius is true, but after all, it is a minority, or even a few, let me ask, is it still called a genius if there are more geniuses? For example, gold, if the gold everywhere is cheaper than granite, is it still called gold? Even if the name of gold is not changed, it will not be worth much.

Without further ado. Let's get down to business. Speaking of a huge amount, with the dry seafood restaurant doing business for a long time, I also learned the ghosts and ghosts. As soon as Li Eryi entered the seafood restaurant, he first bowed his waist slightly, and asked with a light smile: "Are you here to eat or play chess?" "As long as Li Er says that he is here to eat, it is a person, it is a food and clothing parent, wow, this is returned! Hurry up and pour tea and wait, light a cigarette to give up your seat, everything is available. A huge mouthful of a brother-in-law's screaming, especially at the checkout, the huge table xiàn is extremely attentive, the brother-in-law is long and the brother-in-law is short, and the name is closer than the father! If Li Er said that he was here to play chess, he immediately put away his smile, his face was full of disappointment, and he said casually: "Ah, I'm here to play chess, I thought I was here to eat." If you don't eat, the title of this brother-in-law will be waived, Li Er asked for tea, and the huge immediately turned the brother-in-law into a king and a lamb, and pouted: "What kind of tea to drink?" The water hasn't boiled yet, I can't wait, Lao Tzu has it ready-made! As he spoke, he patted his head with his hand, do you say that he is angry or not?

On this day, as soon as the sun was about to noon, he saw Xing Er, the big boss of the West Kidnapper, with a big belly. Shaking to the door of the seafood restaurant, he pulled his unique old duck throat and asked loudly, "Is there a panting?" What about the huge kings? Come out and get him in. ”

Hearing that it was Xing Er's call, he knew that he was on the deal, so he hurriedly ran out, and greeted with a smile on his face: "Second Master Xing, you are here, please come in!" ”

The huge handle stretched out, bowed the waist, and smiled. Xing Er entered the seafood restaurant with a big grin. Huge just about to follow up to offer tea. Xing Er said: "There is another master behind, please come in." ”

Huge looked back, how could there be any master, it was Liu Rouge of the West Kidnapper, and Xing Er's concubine, standing outside the door, hesitating, not wanting to come in.

Xing Er didn't understand what was going on, so he didn't understand what was going on, so he didn't bother to speak. Just pointed at Liu Rouge with his finger, "snap", and snapped his fingers. Huge understanding, immediately ran over and invited Liu Rouge to the seafood restaurant.

"What about Li Er?" Xing Er asked angrily.

"You ask Li Er, the eight lambs of the king? He? ”

"What's wrong? Can't you ask? "Xing Er specializes in picking huge thorns.

Huge habitually scolded: "Li Er, the king of the eight lambs." Cheng Tian is either playing chess with his mother's donkey, or looking for Huang Dakuo to talk nonsense, but I don't see anything serious about him. ”

Xing Er praised: "Capable person, Li Er is a rare talent." ”

Huge snort in his nose. scolded: "What kind of capable people, stupid people kill talents, pigs and dogs are not as good as things." Eight lambs of the king. ”

Xing Er asked, "Huge Wang Ba." Why do you always have trouble with Second Master Li? What else do you call him? ”

"Yes, I am Wang Ba, he is my son, what is not Wang Ba Lamb?"

Xing Er scratched his scalp and said with a smile: "That's what I said, he's your son, isn't he a little Wang Ba?" It should be called the Eight Lambs. But ???????" Xing Er looked at the huge and continued: "At noon today, the guest I invited is your son, the eighth lamb of the king, what should I do?" Do you still call him by that name? ”

Huge couldn't answer for a while. What should it be called?

Xing Er took out his golden shell phone: "Hey, Second Master Li?" I'm Xing Er from the West, come here, walk in the seafood restaurant. ”

Li Er hadn't entered the seafood building yet, he was waiting at the door early, Li Er probed, he quickly smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, please!" ”

Xing Er shouted: "Huge, didn't you just call Li Erwang Eight Lambs?" How did you change your brother-in-law? ”

Huge said with a smile: "Speaking of fun, we are old classmates, and we are used to talking nonsense, so please don't laugh at Xing Erye." ”

Xing Er asked huge: "What about your sister?" Since you are called Li Er's brother-in-law, then your sister, deign to drive and come to accompany you. ”

Li Er said: "Xing Er, don't do it too much, my old honey is making trouble with me." ”

"Why?"

Li Er looked at Liu Rouge, wiped his face, and said reluctantly: "I think I'm poor." ”

"That's not right! Li Er, I heard that you recently found a girl from Jieyu to be your secretary, but is there such a thing? ”

Li Er glanced at Liu Rouge's face, something was not quite right, and he seemed to be in conflict with Xing Er, so he changed the topic: "I'm incompetent, what kind of secretary to talk about." Xing Er, let's make it clear before we eat, you pay for it at noon tonight, and I can't afford to pay. ”

"Good, good! Li Er, you are a bastard, huh? No, I am obedient to what the huge Wang Ba said, it should be called Second Master Li, you can rest assured, I will pay, I will treat you, this is okay, right? Sit down! ”

Li Er asked, "Xing Er, is there something wrong with me?" It's best if it's okay, if there's something, let's get things done while we haven't drunk yet, and save yourself getting drunk and making a mistake after a while. ”

Xing Er shouted, "It's okay, it's okay." What can I do with Lao Xing, even if there is something, can I be uneven? It's okay, drink! ”

Liu Rouge said: "Why is it okay? That's what I am. I don't know which bastard fucked, invented the boss to find a secretary, some people, I don't know which bastard to learn from, behind my back and his wife, secretly found a little vixen outside as a secretary! Do you think that I don't know about the bitter Cha Tiantian? Someone has already sued me and wants to hide it? Hum! ”

Li Er pointed to his nose and said, "Xing Er, why didn't I hear the right voice?" What kind of medicine do you sell in your gourd? Why does it sound like I'm holding a criticism meeting for my Li Er? ”

Liu Rouge asked, "Li Er, did you also find a female secretary?" ”

"yes. Isn't that what you're doing now? Catch the funky wow. ”

"What a shit secretary! How good it is to call the little wife directly! ”

"Isn't it just that I slept with a woman outside, I thought it was a big deal, it turned out to be a trivial matter, and now that the world is big, it's not surprising, it's not surprising." Li Er talked about his cowhide theory rhetorically.

"It's still a trifle? Not surprising? Li Er, what kind of heart are you pressing? Our family Xing Er is looking for a female secretary. I learned it from you, didn't I? He doesn't learn well outside, you teach him. ”

Li Er's eyes became a slit, and he grinned, and said Liu Rouge: "Ask Xing Er to send the female secretary away, won't everything be over." ”

Liu Rouge glanced at Xing Er and said sarcastically: "The fox spirit that I just got in my hands, people can't kiss it, and it's time to let go?" ”

Li Er said: "That's easy to do, I'll come up with an idea to make sure that Xing Er obediently retreats from your rival." Believe it or not? ”

"Wow, you say, what's the condition?"

Li Er said: "What are the conditions for such a small thing?" When my hand is caught, in the world, there is no head that I Li Er can't shave, and Xing Er's boss knows that I am a veteran of peeling skin and cramps, Liu Rouge. All you have to do is close your eyes and stretch your mouth out, nothing else. ”

Liu Rouge was reluctant to be hostile, and really did what Li Er requested. Seriously closing his eyes and trying to stretch his mouth longer, Li Er stood up generously and carefully examined Liu Rouge's face. nodded, quickly leaned his mouth over, and really kissed Liu Rouge!

When Liu Rouge understood what was going on. opened his eyes and reached out to hit Li Er, Li Er retracted his head early, sat on the wooden chair, and drank hot tea leisurely as if nothing had happened.

Xing Er said angrily: "Wow, you kissed me in front of me!" Hitting on someone! ”

Liu Rouge tilted his head and said, "I'm happy to have money that is hard to buy!" Li Er, come and kiss again! ”

Li Er shook his head vigorously: "No!" I, Li Er, am a person who guards my wife like jade, and I am a person who is famous for our eastern abduction! It's purely a role model for men to follow, and as you know, the power of example is endless! ”

Xing Er stomped his feet and scolded: "Shameless! It's huge, hurry up and get the rope, I'm going to hang myself, I really can't live. ”

Looking at Xing Er's chest-beating bear-like appearance, Li Erle's hands danced, and he almost didn't lose his breath!

Holding a rope, he asked cautiously, "Second Boss Xing, what do you want a rope for?" ”

"I'm going to hang myself, I don't want to live." Xing Er pretended to cry and said this.

When he heard that Xing Er was going to hang himself, he was startled, and hurriedly pulled back the rope that was handed to Xing Er, and looked at Li Er in confusion, at a loss.

Xing Er asked Liu Rouge: "You wipe your mouth, it's stinky, do you feel that the taste is wrong?" ”

Liu Rouge was obviously in a much better mood after Li Er's trouble just now, and there was a smile on his face, and he said angrily: "I just called the dog to add a mouthful, do you think, can that taste right?" ”

Xing Er said: "Wow, Li Er, call your secretary over, I'll kiss you well, let's settle it, otherwise, we won't finish this matter today." ”

Li Er said: "Xing Er, if we don't do this, just now, it's me who is wrong, I kissed your secretary, so let's see if this will work, ask your old friend to kiss me and return the account just now, how about it?" Let's do it. ”

Xing Er was just about to nod, but he didn't think it was right! It was Li Er who kissed Liu Rouge just now, and now he changes it back, asking Liu Rouge to kiss Li Er, isn't this kissing each other, two people change the soup but not the medicine? Li Er, Li Er, good boy, if you don't pay attention, you almost fell for it again!

Liu Rouge commanded: "Serve the food, don't listen to the nonsense of the two of them." ”

"After eating, ask Li Er to settle the bill, you can't kiss our family's rouge in vain." Xing Er shouted.

"Okay, okay." Li Er agreed quite happily.

During the meal, Li Er saw Xing Er's intimate appearance with Liu Rouge, and his heart was sour, not a taste. Scratching his scalp and thinking: What kind of way to make Liu Rouge and Xing Er have a fight, wouldn't it be better to watch something lively? They have been lovers for many years, what can they do? Li Er pondered hard??????

Liu Rouge and Xing Er, this pair of dewy mandarin ducks, can they fight? Can Li Er's conspiracy come true? (To be continued......)