Chapter 33: Wu Zhen Wu Yan
Wang Shaoyang and the three of them had no way to avoid and no way to hide, but in fact, they were slapped a few times by this person named Uncle Sun before they even had time to dodge. Immediately, I felt itchy all over my body, like 10,000 ants crawling on my body, and there was nowhere to scratch or scratch. It is an itch that emanates from the heart and spreads to the meridians of the whole body. It's too late to scratch with your hands, so you have to roll on the ground, but it's useless, this itch is not on the skin. The hard cement pavement rubbing against the skin only increases the pain, and it does not touch the itch at all, but makes it more painful and unbearable.
Li Weijun, who has always prided himself as a tough guy in the Gang of Five, was the first to beg for mercy this time: "Spare your life, spare your life, a good man spare your life." "I'm afraid that someone will take the lead in everything, whether it's good or bad. As long as one person starts to flee on the battlefield, the others will follow, and the so-called defeat is like a mountain. Li Weijun begged for mercy without blinking an eye, and Wang Shaoyang immediately followed: "Uncle, uncle, uncle, spare your life, spare your life, ouch, ouch, it's itching me, uncle-"
"Grandpa, my ancestors spare my life, I have an eighty-year-old mother, ouch, there is a yellow-mouthed child below, ouch spare my life-" Hu Bin screamed the loudest, and he couldn't think about Li Weijun's usual scolding him for being greedy for life and afraid of death, but today he was the first to beg for mercy.
Generally speaking, if there is an itch on the body, as long as you scratch the itch with your hand, there is actually a sense of comfort and a sense of relief. What he is most afraid of is that he can't scratch the itch, and the itch is under the skin, in the flesh, and in the heart, and he can't scratch it. That itch is worse than death. He can't die yet, he's itchy and weak, he can't have the strength to hit the wall, he can't get the medicine into his mouth when he wants to take rat poison. Anyone at that time was, "Oh my God, thunder and kill me."
Wang Shaoyang and the three of them had not yet reached the point where they were looking forward to a thunderbolt to kill them, and they knew that the itch was caused by Uncle Sun, who was standing respectfully behind the girl, and the root was in the piece of jade they asked. Do you need to say much about this, think about it with your ass and know that all their goods are just a pile of rotten stones except for the ones that were picked up by Zhang Qiusheng just now.
Among the three, Wang Shaoyang was the most single, and he didn't need to be forced to ask, so he gasped and said: "That, that, that jade, that jade was sold, just now, ouchββ, just sold." Ouch, tskββγ β
"Oh, it's sold, where is it sold?" The handsome guy asked tepidly and unhurriedly. These three, at a glance, know that they are not good people, let alone that they are forced to buy and sell, and they dominate the market. Watching the bad guys suffer, what's the hurry?
Hu Bin preemptively pointed to Xinyuan's antique jade shop and said with difficulty: "That, that, thatββγ This guy is well aware of the policy of confessing, resisting and resisting strictness, and striving for leniency by making meritorious contributions, and actively expressing that he wants to get out of this inexplicable pain one second earlier. It's a pity that the words are incomplete.
The handsome guy and the beautiful woman turned around and walked towards the Xinyuan antique jade shop. Uncle Sun grabbed Li Weijun and Wang Shaoyang's trouser belts one by one, and followed behind them like carrying two large plastic pockets. Kui Wuzi put one hand in his trouser pocket and the other hand dragged Hu Bin's right foot, like a cleaner dragging a big broom after work, and followed behind.
Hu Bin couldn't stand the pain and itching on his body at this time, and shouted at Kui Wuzi: "Hey, hey, uncle, the old man carries two, you, you." Ouch, why are you, why is there only one, ouch, all, all of them, they can't be carried? "That's the case with the scoundrels. Unless they use thunderous means, they tremble from the heart and are afraid from the heart. Otherwise, it's all rotten meat and not rotten mouths. This man looks very burly, but he doesn't have any hanging skills. The old man and Zhang Qiusheng are the ones with real skills, and they have internal strength. This strong man has no internal strength, so Hu Bin disagrees with him at all.
Kui Wuzi didn't care, and dragged Hu Bin as a broom as usual. Originally, Hu Bin's stall was placed on the sidewalk, and as long as you followed the sidewalk, you could go to Xinyuan antique jade shop. Kui Wuzi deliberately dragged Hu Bin down the sidewalk, and then went to the sidewalk after walking for a while. Hu Bin was tossed to death, and he didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore. Fortunately, there are not many roads, only a few dozen steps away. Entering the Xinyuan store, Uncle Sun threw Wang Shaoyang and Li Weijun to the ground like throwing sacks, and Li Weijun immediately screamed like a pig, and it turned out that his injured arm hit the ground first.
Hu Bin couldn't help but secretly rejoice, it was still good to be dragged and thrown high. Anyway, the broken can is broken, the duck meat is not rotten, and while humming, he said to Kui Wuzi: "Look at Uncle Sun, carrying two people is like carrying two broken toilets, leisurely." You can't carry a person, you can only drag it backwards. Insiders look at the doorway, laymen look at the excitement, people are more popular than people. β
When Kui Wuzi heard the words of this scoundrel, he could only be depressed and had nothing to reply. Of course, it's okay to carry two people to yourself, but to be as leisurely as Uncle Sun is like a bird in a cage, swinging his arms like a normal walk, it's absolutely not okay. It's no problem to carry a person, but the body must be leaned to the side empty-handed, which is more ugly, and it is not as chic as dragging it upside down. He knew that his martial arts were 108,000 miles behind Uncle Sun, but he was so embarrassed by what Hu Bin said, he couldn't help but feel depressed for a while.
Before Hu Bin was about to talk nonsense, Uncle Sun came over and kicked him in the waist. The kick was still very light, as light as the man he had just slapped. Hu Bin knew that this Uncle Sun's lightness was heavier than others', so he was so frightened that he quickly shut up. However, this closed mouth found that there was no itching on the body, and then looking at Wang Shaoyang and Li Weijun, they no longer called, and they might not itch anymore.
Boss Xinyuan was not shocked when he saw such a large group of people coming in, but he only asked the handsome guys and beauties without being arrogant or humble: "The two young masters and young ladies came to the shop, I don't know what to do?" As he spoke, he caught a glimpse of the three scoundrels lying on the ground like Laipi dogs, and he already knew in his heart what the handsome guys and beauties were all about.
The handsome guy stepped forward and said to the boss, "I'm sorry to interrupt." There is just one thing to inquire," he turned back and pointed to Wang Shaoyang and the three of them, and said: "They said that a piece of jade was sold to your store just now, I don't know if it is true, and I hope to see it." β
The boss said calmly: "It's true, the shop just received a jade pendant." But it was not from these three people, but from another student who looked like a young master. "Just kidding, these three rascals and ruffians, if I take them from them, today will be a catastrophe. Who knows that they are stealing, robbing, cheating, but I'm afraid that they are stealing, cheating, and robbing. So what's wrong with me? That's a dirty pin! I still have a good one when the owner comes to the door? However, the old man still has eyesight, and this jade pendant must have a great origin. This pair of young masters and young ladies are dressed extraordinarily, followed by bodyguards, and they must be the daughters of sons from wealthy families. Such people attach so much importance to this jade pendant, so is the origin of this jade pendant still small?
The handsome guy said, "Oh, then thank you boss for helping us keep it, how much did you receive?" "The upbringing of a large family is good, and they speak politely and elegantly.
"The young master quoted 50,000 yuan, and I paid 35,000 yuan to make a deal." People only ask how much you charge, and they don't ask you how to make a counteroffer. The boss replied with two meanings. One is, you see I saved you 15,000 yuan; Second, since I have saved you so much money, of course you can take it back, but you can also give me some interest, right? As for omitting the difficult bargaining process in the middle, the boss is a person from the old society, who knows that there must be intrigue and gossip within the wealthy family, but he doesn't like to listen to people's verbosity to the outside world. I'm an old man, and it's inevitable that I'll be rapped.
Sure enough, the young lady listened to the boss's words and said, "Uncle Sun, write a check for this boss." Wang Shaoyang and the three of them looked at Uncle Sun a little strangely, they couldn't see it, this old man, he could write (smell) and cover (martial arts) when he farted in the bed, and he could not only beat people but also manage accounts. Uncle Sun stepped forward and asked the boss for his bank account number, took out the checkbook from his bag, climbed on the counter to write the check, handed it to the boss and said, "This is 50,000 yuan, please take it." β
What's the matter with this old man, it's only 35,000, how can he give 50,000? Sure enough, he will only beat people, but the level of accounting is a mess, and it is not appropriate to take that beauty's money. Wang Shaoyang and the three of them couldn't help but feel uncomfortable.
How can Wang Shaoyang, these three rotten, understand the affairs of the Xiuzhen sect? This is Uncle Sun's own money. The Xiuzhen sect or the family, due to some rules that have been handed down since ancient times, they cannot interfere in secular life. But Xiuzhen is in great need of great wealth to support it. The solution to this contradiction is that the Xiuzhen sect or the family all cultivate or support one or two martial arts sects. It was up to such a martial arts sect to provide for the wealth they needed, while the Xiuzhen sect was responsible for teaching them martial arts and providing protection. In this way, the martial arts school handed down from ancient times is generally called Guwu.
The Xiuzhen sect and the family are not static. One facsimile sect declined, while one remained. Then, this sect becomes a family. On the contrary, if a Xiuzhen family recruits disciples with foreign surnames and develops and grows in the Xiuzhen world, this Xiuzhen family will become a Xiuzhen sect. If a Xiuzhen sect or family declines as a whole, and only some martial arts remain, they become a martial arts sect or family.
In addition, if a classical martial arts sect or family has produced a master who has entered the Tao from martial arts, and this master has successfully brought out a group of other people, then this ancient martial arts sect or family will become a Xiuzhen sect or family.
Generally speaking, the relationship between the Xiuzhen sect and the Guwu sect has been inherited from generation to generation. Some of the ancient martial arts sects were isolated due to the decline of the Xiuzhen sect to which they were attached, and this kind of ancient martial arts sect was very painful because they lost the possibility of continuing their cultivation upward.
After entering the modern society, some rules in the cultivation world have also been somewhat loosened, at least it is no longer a lack of interaction with the world. Although he still does not interfere in politics and participates in social activities, he still participates in limited economic activities. In addition, not interfering in political and social activities is not a trivial matter. It's just that this kind of interrogation is not in the capacity of a cultivator, but sends his own agent to interrogate indirectly.
Moreover, the wars that have been fought in this land for thousands of years seem to them to be wars between their own families, and they do not care about it, because the rules do not allow them to intervene in worldly matters. But then the situation changed, and other races from outside came to fight. Many tragic changes have taken place in the land, and the people they are supposed to protect have been slaughtered and bullied by outsiders. The entire cultivation world was shocked and reflected, since the sky and the sea were no longer a barrier to separate and stop the foreign races, and the foreign monks were also involved in the invasion, then they could only change the previous rules.
There is also the use of modern tools, which are powerful and give them headaches with the whims of modern people. For example, the important places of the mountain gates that they have relied on for thousands of years to survive and cultivate are generally where the spiritual veins are located. If the local leader had a whim, he would build a road and a railroad to get here. Then the entire feng shui pattern of their sect will be destroyed, and the spiritual veins may also be cut off. For them, they won't be able to live in the future. If there is another military exercise, it is better to directly kill them with a thunderbolt.
Some people say that don't cultivators know how to do spells, just make a few spells so that those road-building military exercises can't play? Jokes, those ordinary people can't kill them, they will continue. It's dead, it's more troublesome to get it dead. Don't forget that there is one of the biggest troubles for cultivating real people, which is the Heavenly Tribulation.
Cultivators are not allowed to use spells in front of ordinary people, which is both a rule and a taboo. All the bad things you did in your life during the catastrophe came out of your heart like a movie, you have killed ordinary people, and before the thunder falls, your own heart fire will also burn you to ashes.
Whether it is a cultivator or an ordinary person, each has its own difficulties, and all snakes bite people.
The cultivators often fight with each other, especially when they are snatching the treasures of heaven and earth, this is a circle where the weak eat the strong and speak with strength. There are also those who kill innocents indiscriminately, and some know that the future is hopeless, and it is impossible to escape anyway, and it is temporary to be happy for a while.
There are too many of these topics that affect the rhythm of this story, so I won't say much.
I just said that the check written by Uncle Sun is his own money. Everyone should understand that Uncle Sun is a member of the Guwu Sect who is attached to the Xiuzhen Sect. Isn't he a bit stupid to write a check for $50,000? Not silly at all, and very smart.
As the boss said just now, it was sent by a middle school student who looked like a young master. Being able to recognize this jade pendant as unusual means that this middle school student is also a fellow Taoist, and it must be the son of a certain Xiuzhen sect or family. He quoted a price of 50,000 yuan, indicating that this price was only a little less than this jade pendant. According to the price given by this son, it is a respect for this son, and he is praised for knowing the goods. With thousands of years of accumulation, 50,000 yuan is a small thing for them. If you get acquainted with that son in the future, you can sell it in advance.
The boss was also stupid at this time, he had expected to be satisfied if he could give him a few hundred. Where can you find such a good thing as earning hundreds of dollars an hour? It turned out to be an extra fifteen thousand. This, this, this is too embarrassing, and hurriedly said: "Much, too much, you can't ask for so much." But the handsome guy said, "It's not much, this is your storage fee." In addition, please trouble the boss for one thing, if you see that classmate again, please tell him, our Liu family traceless and smokeless brothers and sisters thank him. β
The brother and sister are actually surnamed Wu, the elder brother is called Wu Zhen, and the younger sister is called Wu Yan. People who don't know the details often mishear them, thinking that one of them is called Liu Wuxian and the other is called Liu Wuyan. The brother and sister are also well-known in the cultivation realm, and they have successfully built a foundation at a young age, which makes many people envious, jealous and hateful. To know the natural conditions of today's society, the vast majority of people will not be able to build a foundation in their lifetime. Even if you can reach the foundation building realm, it will take decades of hard work. If you can have the level of the late stage of enlightenment, you can fill the world with six fingers.