Chapter Twenty-Seven: I Am a Genius

Zhang Feng jumped off his broken donkey, but found that the chain of the car had fallen off, Zhang Feng spent a long time trying to get it right, and said in his heart, my dear donkey, you can insist on it again, and when my brother goes to high school, I will let you retire, and I will pay you a pension in the future.

This thing said in his mouth but rode the car fast, because he was afraid that the young man would understand, no one was stupid, Zhang Feng dared to take 20 and exchange it with him, which means that this wrong coin is not only worth 20 yuan, he just didn't turn the corner at that time, maybe he has reacted now.

Zhang Feng returned home, and after dinner, Zhang's mother arranged for Zhang Xiaomei and Zhang's younger brother and sister to go to sleep, and there were only three people left in the living room: Grandpa Zhang, Zhang's father and Zhang Feng.

After Zhang's mother came back and sat down, Zhang's father said, "Feng'er, it's time to go to Dongxing tomorrow, and the exam will be the day after tomorrow." What do you think of this year? ”

Zhang Feng poured a cup of tea for each of the three elders, of course, he also poured a cup, and then sat down before saying: "According to my grades, it is difficult to be admitted to a technical secondary school or a middle school teacher, but it is no problem to be admitted to high school." But I was watching TV in the school auditorium a few days ago, and I happened to see a professor on the Hecheng Educational Television Station talking about the views of secondary school, middle school teacher and high school education. He said, "

Next, Doctor Zhang turned over the follow-up development of the secondary school and the middle school teacher that he had fabricated in the Lu family.

He finally said: I also think that graduating from high school and being admitted to a low-end university is better than a technical secondary school and a middle school teacher, and I also want to go to high school. ”

Grandpa Zhang was the first to say: "I think the professor has a point. Since Feng'er also wants to go to high school, let him go. With that, the old man got up and went back to his room to sleep.

Zhang's father said in his heart, I don't know that going to high school is higher than the technical secondary school, and the starting point of the middle school teacher is higher, and there are more ways out.

But if you don't know how expensive money is, you can graduate and work in two years of secondary school or middle school, and the burden of going to high school is a little heavier, plus my little sister should also go to junior high school this year. This burden ......

Seeing that his parents didn't speak, Zhang Feng hurriedly said: "Dad, Mom, I know that my high school may increase the burden on my family, but during my high school years, I will find a way to earn a little money in my spare time, you can rest assured, I will not delay my studies."

"You kid, the fox's tail is finally revealed, you are trying to make a little money in your spare time are you going to open a clinic in Dongxing, right?" Zhang's father said.

Zhang Feng was startled, how did my dad know about him. Busy road; "Daddy is wise!"

"You don't want to ask me why I know? Lao Lu and his younger brother came to our village to sell livestock a while ago, and they came to our house to ask me for a drink when they were not busy. Father Zhang said again.

Zhang Feng hurriedly asked: "Lao Lu, who is Lao Lu, Dad, does he have anything to do with me opening a clinic in Dongxing?" ”

"Don't you know Lao Lu? I heard him say you've eaten at his house. Father Zhang replied.

Zhang Fengxin said that it turned out to be Lu Suli's father, and it seems that he really knows my father.

Zhang's mother suddenly said: "Don't you kid want to say something, I remember that I don't have a brother who works in Heshi, is your father marrying you a second mother behind my back, or where did your kid come from the uncles who work in Heshi?" ”

"Mom forgive me, that's me fooling Uncle Lu, you are so wise, you won't be unable to see it, right?"

"Mom, I just see that the skin on your kid's ass seems to be tight, it's time to beat you up."

Zhang Feng hurriedly said: "Mom spares her life." ”

Anyway, this thing was beaten up by his mother before he went to junior high school. Don't look at Zhang's father's bad temper, but he has never beaten Zhang Feng's brothers and sisters. At most, I will say a few words about them, so Zhang Feng has been afraid of his mother since he was a child.

"Okay, let him finish talking first," Father Zhang said unhurriedly.

Zhang Feng knew that this was to watch for a while, and he explained that Zhang's father and Zhang's mother were satisfied, and if they were not satisfied, they would have to have a meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots.

Zhang Feng hurriedly took the initiative: "Dad, Mom, are you asking me why I can be treated, right?" ”

Zhang's father said: "You still know." "Didn't I just want to report to your second elder?"

"Say," Zhang's father and mother Zhang ordered in unison.

"That's how it looks." Zhang Feng had actually thought about this issue for a long time, and he knew that he would not be able to hide it from his parents sooner or later, so he had made up a set of rhetoric earlier.

I saw Zhang Feng looking at his mother and said, "Mom, do you think my dad is smart?" You must think my dad is very clever and witty, right? ”

The guy turned his head and said to his father, "Dad, you must also think that my mother is very smart and smart, right?" ”

"Don't be a sycophant, say it." Zhang Mu said.

Zhang Feng said: "Aren't I talking about this, you see, your two elders are so smart, and I must be extremely smart when I give birth to a son, right, your son I am not a genius, how can I also be a genius." ”

Zhang Feng took a sip of water and then talked nonsense: "It was when I was just in the first year of junior high school, one afternoon after school early, I exchanged 2 catties of meal tickets for a bowl of braised noodles in a small restaurant outside the school. ”

Zhang's father and Zhang's mother glanced at each other, and at the same time said in their hearts, sure enough, the thief did not fight, and he recruited himself for three years.

Zhang Mudao; "Do you really think that your dad and I don't know, there was a diesel incident at your school that year, or I asked your dad to send you more wheat every month." Then he said, what happened to you after you ate the braised noodles? ”

"I saw that it was still early, so I turned around on the small asphalt road, and saw the Tiegu Xinhua Bookstore on the east side of the small asphalt road, so I went in and saw a medical book. When I went back to school, I watched it when I had nothing to do, and the more I watched it, the more interesting it became, so I became obsessed with medicine. Dr. Zhang said nonsense.

"In the past few years, I have used the money I saved to buy a lot of medical books, and of course I have read them many times. Although your son is not as smart as your second elder and is not a genius, he can still afford it, so I have learned a lot in the past few years. ”

Zhang Feng finished speaking in one breath, picked up his teacup and drank it all.

Zhang's mother picked up the kettle and filled her eldest son's water cup. Zhang Feng let out a sigh of relief: Preliminary clearance.

Then what's the matter with you operating on Mr. Lu? Father Zhang continued to ask.

Zhang Feng said in his heart, the following is easy to say, just tell the truth. Zhang Feng hurriedly said: "More than a month ago, at about 9 o'clock on the night, my friend and classmate Chang Huiyong suddenly had a high fever in the dormitory, so I accompanied him to the town health center to get antipyretic injections. ”

"Huiyong is the half-grown child who went to Heshi to play with me during the May Day holiday."

Zhang Feng mentioned Chang Huiyong last time when he was panicked, so this time he said it again to increase the truth of his lies twice, which was also summed up by Zhang Feng.

Zhang Feng continued; "I accompanied Huiyong to get the injection and just wanted to leave, I saw an old man holding his small belly to see a doctor, saying that he couldn't pee and asked the doctor to insert a urinary catheter for him, but the young doctor said that he couldn't insert it, so he asked the old man to go to the big hospital on the river to insert it."

"I saw how to insert a urinary catheter in a medical book, and I thought it was very easy to insert it, so I said, let me try, the old man probably held back hard, so he agreed. As a result, your son is really a genius, and he actually inserted it. ”

Zhang Feng shook his head and continued; "The next day, the old man's granddaughter came to me and said that I was so skilled in urinary catheterization and asked me if I would do surgery for that kind of patient, and if I did, please ask me to help him do the operation. I helped the old man do it, and it was successful. Zhang Feng looked at his parents after speaking.

"Then what is the matter with your saying that your uncle is a doctor at the hospital?" Zhang's mother asked.

Zhang Feng said in his heart, this is better said, and said: "If they knew that I had never had surgery before, although the old man's operation was successful now, they would also wonder if I forgot the forceps and needles used for the operation in the old man's stomach." Isn't that looking for something to do? So I can only make up a few uncles to fool them. ”

Zhang's father and Zhang's mother looked at each other a few times, and they both said in their hearts, they could only believe in such an explanation, otherwise what else could they do.

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