Chapter 373: Ask the Crotch of the Wine! (1st Update)

Thinking of this, You Yang calculated, Damn, this Nizi actually went to school in the First Primary School Affiliated to South China University.

The first affiliated primary school in South China is not far from South China University. Xiao Yue is five years old this year, although he has never gone to school, but with Xiao Yue's intelligence, it is no problem for him to finish the entire sixth grade course. In this case, I'll arrange it another day, let Xiao Yue be ordered to pick up a girl, and get his future wife done!

It is best to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and slowly capture the heart of this cliff, people say that love when you are a child is the easiest to cultivate, and I hope that Xiaoyue can succeed! Son, Dad, I will help you so much, but you have to fight for me......

At this time, the big bucket truck has passed through the dirt road, in front of which is a cement road leading to the ancient city, as mentioned above, the body of this agricultural vehicle, only iron sheet, iron sheet can not absorb shock, so although a few people did not bump up and down as just now, but the body is also trembling slightly with the engine, Zhou Yanni is not wearing much, this trembling, it is cheaper This You Yang.

"What do you see?" Zhou Yanni said angrily.

"No, don't you think the frequency of this vibration is quite like something?" You Yang suddenly glanced at Cao Deshuang obscenely.

Cao Deshuang was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, "It's really like!" ”

"What do you say? Like what? Zhou Yanni is still very pure, she didn't know that these two men would shake just because of this, and she thought of a certain stick-like tool that is often used in some island country love action movies.

"Hahaha." You Yang smiled and didn't answer.

Zhou Yanni looked at You Yang suspiciously, suddenly as if she had seen something strange, her face became very weird, Zhou Yanni stabbed Cao Deshuang with her hand, and her eyes motioned for Cao Deshuang to look at You Yang.

Cao Deshuang was puzzled, and looked down at Zhou Yanni's eyes, and was stunned, and his face turned red.

"See." Zhou Yanni also smiled obscenely.

"See." Cao Deshuang nodded, and the two looked at each other and smiled, all without saying a word.

"What are you laughing at? Laughing so obscenely? You Yang felt as if the roles had been changed this time, hadn't they all been obscene before? Why did Zhou Yanni become obscene too? Could it be that even obscenity is contagious these days? Thinking about it again, I was originally quite pure, but I have been out of the mountain for a long time, and I have become more obscene by the bad atmosphere of society.

Guiyuan, a child, found out that his uncle and Zhou Yanni were strange, and immediately looked at You Yang, who was puzzled at first, but then suddenly burst into laughter.

"I'll you, why are you all looking at me so obscenely, are you going to join forces to give my brother to XXOO?" You Yang was a little panicked and protected his chest with his hands.

"Cut, just your little sample, where can I give people XXOO?" Cao De said after a pause, "You Yang, do you like red ones?" ”

"What do you mean?" You Yang wondered.

"Your panties are so red, how can you ward off evil spirits?" Cao Deshuang laughed. This time, even Ya Yu looked at You Yang's crotch.

You Yang hurriedly looked down, I wiped it, I don't know if it was because of the vibration or what, the zipper of the pants on the lower body was opened, and the red little Nene inside was proudly displayed in front of everyone.

You Yang hurriedly reached out to pull the zipper, but the zipper seemed to be broken, and it couldn't move!

You Yang violently exerted himself and suddenly screamed!

"What's wrong?" Zhou Yanni hurriedly stepped forward.

"I've caught Xiao Youyang!" You Yang painfully pulled the zipper down again, and then closed the zipper again, but his face was wrinkled.

The laughter and laughter along the way were accompanied by the wailing of someone who was caught somewhere, and the farm truck drove to the ancient city of Donghai City.

The farm vehicle carrying You Yang and others stopped at the gate of the ancient city, Cao Deshuang's shop is located near the entrance of the ancient city, it is a store of agricultural products, Cao Deshuang invited You Yang and a few people into the store to have a cup of tea, but You Yang and Zhou Yanni declined, saying that they would come out to disturb Cao Deshuang after they had fun.

After separating from Cao Deshuang, Ya Yu's grandmother also appeared in everyone's sight, this is a very capable old man, looking about 60 years old, with a smile on his face, seeing Ya Yu and everyone coming back together, the old man thanked him and took Ya Yu away.

Before Ya Yu left, she also took a meaningful look at You Yang, and Zhou Yanni thought that You Yang had done something to others, and then the two entered the ancient city.

As mentioned earlier, everyone who comes into this ancient city has to pay a tour fee of 10 yuan, but there is no mandatory demand for you to pay, you can pay it if you don't pay, but if you don't have a payment voucher for the tour fee into the city, you can't go to many places, such as the Qinglou Shenma in the city, so You Yang consciously went to pay 10 yuan.

Some people think that this ten yuan is too expensive, not worth it, it doesn't matter if XX Qinglou goes or not, the meaning of travel is to walk rather than the purpose, so I didn't pay this money, but You Yang is a layman, in his opinion, come out to play, you don't go to various well-known attractions to take a picture of the gods, so how to tell people that you have been here? How do you brag to people? So these ten yuan still have to be paid.

Before entering the city, You Yang and Zhou Yanni also went to a clothing store that sold ancient costumes.

There are many styles in this shop that sells ancient costumes, and the workmanship is also good, and a set of ancient costumes worth two hundred yuan. You Yang and Zhou Yanni arrived at the store, and one of them picked out a set of ancient costumes and went to the changing room to change their clothes.

In other words, there are some individual styles of this ancient costume, including a set of assassin version of the ancient costume, which is black from beginning to end, and some elder brother versions of ancient costumes in the Qing Dynasty.

Of course, You Yang didn't like anything special, he chose a set of antique blue male costumes, and Zhou Yanni chose a pink female version of ancient costumes.

After the two of them came out, their temperament completely changed, You Yang's ancient costume fits very well, as if it was tailor-made for him, Zhou Yanni's suit is the same, and the body and everything are just right.

The two of them instantly became the focus of the customers in the store, and those customers who were hesitant to buy it instantly took a firm stand and bought a set themselves, but after they wore them, the flavor immediately changed, but the shopkeeper's wonderful mouth was not in vain, and those customers were praised in a few words.

After wearing the newly bought costumes, You Yang and Zhou Yanni paid ten yuan and entered the city. Passing through the city gate in the middle, You Yang saw some hunters soliciting guests in the city. One of them, a woman dressed in a minority costume, walked towards them.

This woman is a dark-skinned Zhuang X woman, with a simple face exclusive to ethnic minorities, next to the boss, followed by a young woman who is also wearing ethnic minority costumes, about twenty years old, not beautiful, but very energetic, the boss is very enthusiastic, stunned to help You Yang and Zhou Yanni as tour guides.

You Yang hurriedly said thank you twice, thank you. And the young girl looked at these people from Donghai City curiously, especially Zhou Yanni, this person can be said to be the most beautiful woman she has seen in her life, but I don't know why, such a beautiful woman actually wears a jade necklace that is worthless when she looks at it.

You Yang and Zhou Yanni followed the boss around the ancient city for most of the day, this ancient city is full of small bridges and flowing water, and there are countless alleys and so on, You Yang is okay, no matter how complicated the route is, you can remember, after all, You Yang has learned Qimen Dunjia, Zhou Yi gossip, if he is confused by these small alleys in front of him, he will also be confused!

It's just that Zhou Yannicole was depressed, although her brain was not bad, but after a few turns in such an intricate alley, she also dizzy, so she had to say to You Yang, "You Yang, wait a minute, where are you going to play, but you must watch me closely." ”

"Do you want me to carry you away?" You Yang said with a smile.

"Come on." Zhou Yanni hooked her fingers, You Yang glanced around, and found that there were quite a lot of people, so forget it after thinking about it.

The woman of the Zhuang X clan, after taking You Yang and the two of them to play around, took them to their final destination, which is her inn, commonly known as the hotel!

Zhuang X Inn is the kind of wooden structure of the house, the gate enters, is a small square courtyard, the wall of the square courtyard, on the ground, there are unknown plants, hanging in the corridor, on the wooden stake, it seems very harmonious, around the square courtyard, is a two-story small building, You Yang looks very good, so he booked a room on the first floor.

After all, he and Zhou Yanni couldn't go back for a while, so they simply had a good time here, and when they were tired from playing in the middle of the night, they would go to this inn of the Zhuang X clan to sleep for a night. In other words, it is absolutely safe here, even if Li Ziyue and the others do some surprise attack, they can't find here!

In the room you Yang booked, there was a stream outside the window, and the sound of gurgling water, combined with the birdsong in the yard from time to time, made people's hearts quiet down at once.

The boss helped You Yang tidy up the room very seriously, and then made two cups of hot tea, the temperature here is still a little cold, but it will not be very hot in summer, after drinking tea, it is already evening.

Before Cao Deshuang left, he asked You Yang for his mobile phone number, no, as soon as he sent his luggage home, he called You Yang, and a few people met together to have some supper.

After eating, Zhou Yanni planned to visit the ancient city night market, You Yang and Cao Deshuang glanced at each other, the two showed a knowing expression, You Yang said: "Yanni, you go play first, you can't find your way home, call me again." ”

"How can you get lost, Guiyuan, you go to play with Sister Yanni, you can buy whatever you want, you don't have to save me money."

"You two, do you want to take advantage of our absence to take advantage of our absence?" Zhou Yanni asked suspiciously.

"How is that possible? Are we those people? It's just that you have to know that men also have men's feelings, and I would rather be with Cao-Deshuang, and our brothers will ask Qingtian for wine! Men's friendship, you don't understand! You Yang looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and together with Cao Deshuang, he made a gesture of expressing his feelings.