Chapter 49: The last vegetable leaf on the second face
Seeing Wang Yuyan's sudden appearance, Qin Xiaomao naturally didn't want her to discover her weirdness!
Li Chanjuan said that he had taken a preventive shot in advance before, saying that this group of people knew him, no matter how strange she was, he could still be cheeky and lame her.
But this vexatious Wang Yuyan little lady is different, in case her curiosity and pungent energy come up, he can't help it, and more importantly, she is still doing business with her, if she uses this as a threat, it will be bad.
As for the other strangers, it is estimated that except for Shi Jinchao, who may suspect that he is a little evil, most of those security guards will probably either think that they know these people and deliberately made this nonsensical scene, or think that this group of people has a psychopathy. After all, this is the real society, and if he didn't experience this thing personally, 99% of the people wouldn't believe it.
Qin Xiaomao, who thought so, continued his lyrics, "I can't love you too much, my little red face warms my heart......"
The lyrics hit this, Qin Xiaomao gritted his teeth, picked up the cactus ball and shone it on his chest, trying to inadvertently give the other party a fatal blow......
And those people still didn't hesitate to smash the baseball bat into the chest, but this time because the baseball bat was too long, it was almost the heel of the stick that hit the chest, and it was not lethal at all......
Seeing this, Qin Xiaomao, who felt a few holes in his chest, suddenly regretted it, but at the moment, he didn't have any thoughts about it, and he could barely lose the attack power of one of these people's arms and thighs. Now, he is eagerly thinking about which time period he can pick out to run away, he is not a professional singer after all, this continuous singing and dancing snorting and panting, in the blink of an eye, the novice in his mind has been protected for five minutes, and more than a minute has passed!
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"Chanjuan, are they playing a flash mob?" Seeing that Li Chanjuan glanced at herself angrily and didn't speak, Wang Yuyan asked curiously, but still got a roll of her eyes.
"Oh, it can't be! After all, what is this flash mob doing in this field? Who is Flash for? Wang Yuyan shook her head again, but then saw her take off her tongue mirror, go back to the car and change into a pair of flat shoes, take out her mobile phone and stuff it to Li Chanjuan.
Li Chanjuan was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing here?" It's too late to call the police! ”
"Call the police? No kidding, I've recorded it for my sisters! Regardless of whether they are flash mob or not, sisters, I will continue this scene with an alternative flash mob!! Regardless of Li Chanjuan's stunned expression, she ran down the road and ran towards Qin Xiaomao's crackling place, like a little white rabbit seeing a carrot.
"Three minutes to go! It shouldn't be difficult for me to get to the road......"
Thinking about this, Qin Xiaomao suddenly stopped dancing, and ran back. But those people continued to repeat the previous action slowly, as if the network was delayed, and then suddenly stopped.
"Big hair! What are you playing so high! Why did it end so quickly! Seeing Qin Xiaomao running back, Wang Yuyan also stopped and asked with some curiosity
"Flash!!" Qin Xiaomao hurriedly ran to Wang Yuyan's side, left the next sentence and continued to run his way
"Flash mob?" Wang Yuyan was puzzled for a moment, "Flash, why are you running in such a hurry?" Come back, plus me, let's dance a little more and record a video together, this video is on the Internet!! ”
"I'm on fire with your sister!!" Qin Xiaomao still ran out desperately, and dropped another sentence
"You dead hair, dare to scold me?" Wang Yuyan was in a very good mood today, and when she met him, she wanted to talk to him, the person who helped her last time, and explain that he was not a 'liar', but she didn't expect this guy to treat her like this!
Immediately, regardless of what the flash was, she chased directly towards Qin Xiaomao, this time she had to kick him with her taekwondo, and even his wife's fat girl couldn't recognize him.
Qin Xiaomao, who was running wildly, suddenly heard the crackling sound behind him, and didn't care about looking back, he quickly ran to the side of the road, climbed into the electric car, and began to light the fire to prepare for flashing.
"You big damn hair, you stop me! Don't run!!! ”
Hearing the voice, Qin Xiaomao saw that it was Wang Yuyan, the little girl, who was so angry that he almost fell off the car, and he thought that the gang was chasing him so quickly!
Qin Xiaomao looked at the group of people again, and those people were just limping and scolding at him at this time.
"Xiao Mao is sorry!!" Li Chanjuan walked to his car again.
"It's all old classmates, don't be sorry!" didn't start it for a while, and Qin Xiaomao twisted the key door again
"Oops my grass!!"
"What's wrong, Xiaomao?" Li Chanjuan saw Qin Xiaomao's instantly flushed face and asked again
"Hey......" Qin Xiaomao really wanted to scold her mother at the moment, so she turned her head helplessly and glanced at Li Chanjuan, and it hurt in her heart! ! The car is out of battery!!
Also, he was forced by Li Chanjuan to wander around this morning, buying things from east to west, and it took nearly two hours to get to her parents' house, and he didn't charge it last night, so it's strange that the car has electricity. Before, he also felt that the power of the car was a little insufficient, but he didn't care about it because of the pain on his face.
"Da Maozi, stop for me!!" Wang Yuyan's speed is not slow, and she is about to run out of the vegetable field in a blink of an eye.
Looking at this speechless little girl, Qin Xiaomao smiled bitterly, "Your brother Mao, I'll just sit here and don't move!" ”
"Good! You're a bit of a man! Wang Yuyan puffed up and jumped left and right in a series of seconds, and soon came to the electric car on the side of the road, "You come down!" ”
"What for?" Qin Xiaomao was stunned for a moment
"I'm going to beat you !!"
"So straightforward? Can't you beat while sitting? "Qin Xiaomao is quite strange
"I'm going to experience the feeling of kicking you away and putting your head down and your face on the ground......"
"What the hell is going on!!" A black line appeared on Qin Xiaomao's face again, this little girl was simply too unreasonable, and she didn't provoke her! What the hell is this! However, his face was obviously not visible to the other party.
"You just scolded me!! This is the second time, is it tolerable or unbearable!! Wang Yuyan finally said the reason
But Qin Xiaomao suddenly became bitter, "I said Wang Beauty, you look behind you first......"
"What evil trick did you just use, little B cub?"
"You TMD stay there and don't move! I'm going to kill you...... This Lao Tzu won't listen to the boss! Absolutely guaranteed that you will have a comminuted fracture all over your body!! ”
Wang Yuyan followed Qin Xiaomao's gaze, and suddenly a passionate scolding came over......
Hearing this scolding voice, Wang Yuyan forgot for a moment that Qin Xiaomao scolded her sister-in-law, and asked with a frown, "Didn't you flash just now?" Performance art? ”
As soon as Wang Yuyan said this, Qin Xiaomao felt the pain in her hand begin to recover again, and gently put the cactus ball in the trunk under her buttocks, and then stretched out a scarred old hand to her.
With his action, Wang Yuyan was shocked when she saw it, but Li Chanjuan was slightly red, as for why, it is estimated that Qin Xiaomao can only know by listening to her tell the so-called poignant story decades ago.
After reading this, Wang Yuyan didn't know why she suddenly felt some inexplicable distress at this moment, and secretly shook her head, frowned, and said coquettishly, "You are stupid!" Just holding a cactus ball like this......"
"Hey, being chased and killed, isn't this a weapon that you don't have to take advantage of!" Qin Xiaomao began to talk nonsense again
As they spoke, the men slowly leaned over......
"It's these unruly ruffians who make you so embarrassed?" Wang Yuyan's pretty face froze
"They don't enter the stream, but the weapons in their hands are in the stream!" Now that the matter has come to this, Qin Xiaomao can only take one step at a time, if these people come up and work hard now, he can only accompany him
"You little B cub...... "The little brother who kicked Qin Xiaomao at the beginning, was the first to limp up, and when he came up, he smashed a baseball bat at his head
"Look for death!! Don't look at where this is? Wang Yuyan on the side was suddenly angry, she hasn't beaten this big hairy man yet, where is it the turn of someone else to beat her!
Seeing that she started almost at the same time as this round of stick man movements, a whirlwind leg directly kicked the head of the unlucky little brother
Suddenly, this little brother directly made the same action as Qin Xiaomao and rolled down directly.
"You ......"
"Shut up!" The younger brother fell to the ground and got up, and was just about to climb up, when he saw that the boss who had already gone up directly kicked him down again
"Boss, why did you beat me!" Where is this little brother willing, after finishing speaking, he looked at Qin Xiaomao and Wang Yuyan hatefully, and then picked up a cabbage and threw it towards Qin Xiaomao hatefully.
Syllable!!!
With a crisp sound, the cabbage smashed into Wang Yuyan's pretty face at once, and suddenly the cabbage leaves flew in a mess......
Qin Xiaomao was stunned for a moment, this is accurate!
"Ah!!h Wang Yuyan's anger was full with a scream
But before she could react, the old man suddenly gritted his teeth, "Don't be angry, girl, leave it to me!" ”
As he spoke, I saw him carrying a baseball bat, regardless of the pain in his leg, he ran down, and smashed a stick directly into his knee without asking, "Brother, don't worry, the money you should have in the future will not be worse than yours!" ”
"Ahh The little brother suddenly let out a cry that was even more miserable than killing a pig, and Qin Xiaomao's chrysanthemum, who was listening, suddenly tightened.
This series of changes was so sudden that even the voice that made Wang Yuyan scream half stopped!
"Mountains and rivers meet, there is a chance to see you again!" The boss said that he carried the screaming little brother, called the person with him, got into the van, and left at an accelerated speed, and he didn't know if he would have a car accident in the middle of the car if he drove with his legs.
This...... Is this girl's background so domineering? Qin Xiaomao, like all ordinary people, naturally came up with this idea.
However, looking at the cabbage leaves on her face and body, and Wang Yuyan, who was still a little stunned, Qin Xiaomao suddenly felt a little uneasy, after all, she suffered this cabbage for herself......
got out of the car, walked slowly to Wang Yuyan, and took down the larger cabbage dregs scattered on her body with some gentle movements.
Three cabbage leaves on the head, a pile of finely crushed slag, and even more on the body. After Qin Xiaomao helped to pick the vegetable leaves on his head, he comforted him with a little coquettishness: "Little * girl is not afraid!" I can't be scared by touching my hair, I feel my ears and I am scared for a while, and I feel my chest...... Well, you have vegetable leaves, I'll take them for you! ”
But his somewhat obscene actions, Wang Yuyan was still a little stunned.
Seeing this, Qin Xiaomao shook her embarrassed needle-eye hand in front of her again, but she still didn't react......
"Shall I really take it?"
"Huh? No way? Is it really scary? As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and approached the second face of the woman who was slightly smaller than Li Chanjuan.
But just as he touched the extremely raised cabbage leaf, a voice suddenly sounded in his ears that made him quite stunned, and he was almost stunned at this moment!
Then there was a scene that made Li Chanjuan a little unbelievable......
The two of them suddenly stood in front of each other with almost wide eyes at this time, one with a face full of band-aids, and the other with a head full of unfinished vegetable leaves......