Chapter 225: The contents of the diary
One of the three men who came first said a key word: "Keep a diary." "As the time passed, the first comers began to gasp slightly.
Later people became more curious and asked, "Keeping a diary?" Shouldn't journaling be written in the house, on the table? How did you run down the street? "No, you have to figure it out, otherwise you won't be able to sleep when you go home.
The police also wondered, how did my wife keep a diary with my leader? Although I don't understand, I know that this kid must have nothing good to say. He only now deeply realized that it was not so simple to win all the money in the pockets of the three old liars. Typically, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
Lao Tzu's physical fitness was tested well in the city's police system. And this kid is carrying a hot water bottle in one hand, and his running posture looks awkward like a zombie, but Lao Tzu just can't catch up with him. And this kid is not like an ordinary middle school student at all, how can an ordinary middle school student not be afraid of the police? finally looked forward to a few pedestrians, hoping to help, but this kid made up a sentence to write a diary, and easily turned the people against him. This kid may be a disciple of the Taoist Sect, and he is full of experience. It's a big achievement to catch it, and it's much bigger than a small gamble.
The policeman was exhausted at this time, but he still opened his mouth and said, "Don't ——,, don't ——,." He wanted to persuade the masses not to listen to Zhang Qiusheng's nonsense, but he really didn't have the strength to finish his words coherently, and the result was like this. For those who don't know, if they only listen to the recording, they think that which martyr asked his comrades-in-arms to pay the last party dues before his death.
The masses ignored the police's breathlessness, farewell, farewell, and focused on asking about the suspense, and it would be a lifelong regret if this question was not clarified. Everyone urged Zhang Qiusheng to say quickly, what is going on with writing a diary, and what is written.
Zhang Qiusheng gasped and said: "He, they, the leader, the leader has a good habit." I like to talk with, talk with subordinates, subordinates, wives, mothers, mothers, mothers, and mothers. Then, then, the results of the heart-to-heart conversation will be written down. ”
Talk? What do you have to talk about with your subordinate's wife and mother? It's too ambiguous, too reverie, too much imagination. The imagination of our people is very rich, especially the imagination of male and female comrades talking together.
"Talk about something, talk about it, talk about it." Some people actually began to itch and urge vigorously. Zhang Qiusheng snorted, as if he was being urged, and then continued: "Of course, of course, yes, it's about ideals, about life." ”
Talking about life? Looking for a subordinate's wife and mother to talk about life? I'm afraid it's talking about the living! The crowd who ran after them all smiled knowingly. No, this suspense is not only inconclusive, but even stronger. Everyone kept urging: "What about the diary, what is written in the diary?" Tell me about it! Zhang Qiusheng snorted and said, "No, I can't say it." Less, younger, younger, not appropriate. ”
Damn, that's amazing. Everyone believed it to be true. Keeping a diary? Something that none of us adults have ever heard of, this boy can't make up. The masses who didn't sleep at night and wandered on the street didn't have much consciousness, and urged Zhang Qiusheng vigorously: "Tell me, tell me what is written in the diary, and let the broad masses of the people see and understand." We're all adults, it's good, it's good. ”
Zhang Qiusheng snorted and said intermittently: "Day, day, the diary says, talk about him, say his wife, wet, wet, wet, and tight, tight." I don't understand either. ”
The eyes of the whole crowd lit up. Depend on! I knew the excitement was to come. The momentum to follow the run was even stronger, and everyone urged unanimously: "Say, go on." You don't understand, we understand, we understand very well. ”
Zhang Qiusheng went on to say that there was a poem in his diary about his mother and wife. The masses are more interested: "Come back and we'll listen." Their leader can also write poetry, and he is a talented leader. In recent years, corrupt leaders have been everywhere, and talented leaders are really hard to find. ”
Zhang Qiusheng backslied:
The sun comes out a little red,
Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are more holes at home;
My hole is bigger than yours,
My daughter-in-law said that my hole is redder than yours.
Zhang Qiusheng finished reciting and said: "I, I, I don't, I don't know, yes, what, what does it mean." ”
Again, what do you mean? The meaning couldn't be clearer. A few people began to get hot and took off their padded jackets and ran with them in their armpits. A few others turned their heads to look at the policeman's face, presumably to study the connection between the big hole and his face.
That wet and tight twenty-first-century netizen knows to be a quote from a celebrity. And that so-called poem is actually a ballad of Qilin Xishan. Deng Fatzi taught Zhang Qiusheng these little children to sing.
The police were indignant. Nima, Lao Tzu also grabbed a gamble, generated some income and made some welfare, and actually made this mess. Full of anger turned into strength, the policeman yelled: "Ah——! At the same time, he jumped up, and blue sparks came out of the electric baton sizzling, and they poked Zhang Qiusheng on the back.
Zhang Qiusheng fell forward with a dog eating. Because the policeman jumped up and rushed forward with all his strength in the air, Zhang Qiusheng suddenly fell down, the policeman lost his support and was tripped again, and he also fell down, and the electric baton was also thrown forward according to inertia. The joint defense team had been following the policeman with his head down, and the policeman suddenly fell under his feet and stumbled and fell.
The sudden change surprised the crowd who ran with them, especially the violent yelling of the police at the end. After the moment of chaos, everyone looked at it, and Zhang Qiusheng had already turned over and climbed up.
The scene changed too quickly, and it was like a rabbit falling into lightning. Everyone only saw that Zhang Qiusheng was already standing, but they didn't see how he got up. A few people vaguely saw as if the man was writhing with his feet hanging in the air, rolling to the side before the policeman fell to the ground, and then standing up straight as if he had not used his hands to support the ground, because he was holding a hot water bottle with both hands.
However, it may be that I am dazzled. Can the upper body not touch the ground when falling to such an angle? Can you roll without touching the ground? Can you stand up without supporting the ground with your hands and bending your knees? It must have been dazzling, after all, everything happened too fast at that time, and it was not surprising to see dazzling eyes.
Zhang Qiusheng was carrying a hot water bottle, staggered and staggered and ran forward, accidentally stepped on the electric baton lying on the ground, and stumbled again and almost fell. After stabilizing his body, he still ran forward strongly.
At this time, someone took one last look at Zhang Qiusheng, and then turned his head to look at the police and the joint defense team. After all, his mother's hole is big, and his wife's hole is red. For the sake of the big, red hole, I will also pull him.
Oh no, we can't be too dirty in our minds, and we should be in need of help even more for those who have fallen. Besides, it's also wonderful to fall to the ground and not be able to get up.
Some people went up to ask long questions, and some people stood aside and chatted. A man said to the person next to him, "I said Lao Wang, this boy who ran away seems to be able to do some effort." ”
Lao Wang nodded and said, "Well, I think so." However, if this boy doesn't know how to order, I'm afraid it's difficult, difficult, difficult. The old king appears to be a conspiracy theorist, but he is vague. The man asked, "What's so difficult?" You're talking about it! ”
Lao Wang didn't speak, he waved his hand in the air and made a gesture of raising and dropping his knife. The man whispered in surprise, "Kill people? Lao Wang hurriedly pressed a finger to his lips and said, "Shhhhhh
Although Lao Wang signaled that this matter should not be said, the man immediately passed it on to another person, and the other person immediately passed it on to another person. In an instant, the seven or eight people present knew what was going on.
In addition to gestures, some people also lightly added a "click" in their mouths when spreading rumors, which made it more vivid and vivid. Some people whispered, "No, I know too much." I even know the secrets of other people's daughters. ”
This view was immediately despised by others: "It's a fart if you know the secret of the female dependent." It is important to know the secrets of leadership. This statement was unanimously agreed by everyone. Isn't it, can the common people know about the leader?
The policeman struggled to get up, and also staggered forward to check the electric batons. But when he ran to see it, he immediately fell headlong again.
The electric baton had broken into several pieces, and the components inside were exposed and messy. Everyone looked at the past, and they were all dumbfounded. This is a big deal, and it is probably a big crime to damage the police equipment. The boy may not be able to escape death this time.
Where can you find that boy again? I ran away in the morning. Even Li Mantun didn't pay attention to when Zhang Qiusheng ran without a trace. Everyone was too busy just now, caring about the police and spreading rumors. No one even paid attention to the joint defense team members lying beside them.
The policeman suddenly said to everyone present: "You, you, all, don't go!" "His original intention was to ask everyone to prove to him that the electric baton was broken by someone, so that he could pay the office for help. Otherwise, it would be a big mistake to say that he broke it himself.
But it was good that the police didn't say this, and after saying this, the crowd immediately dispersed. Onlookers, watching the excitement, and playing soy sauce are all available. But if you look at the excitement and get yourself into it for the sake of a big and red, then you can't draw it.
What's more, it can be regarded as knowing a big secret, this policeman's wife is wet and tight. Damn, maybe my neck will be clicked like that. Kill people and destroy mouths, destroy corpses and destroy traces, and there is no place to bury them. It's so good, if you don't leave at this time, when will you stay?
Li Mantun took Xiaoli and walked back. While pedaling the bicycle slowly, I reminisced about the scene just now. Damn, this Zhang Qiusheng is too capable of making trouble. Say that a man's wife steals a man, steal a man, and write a diary.
Write a diary, just keep a diary, and write so wonderfully. Wet and tight, big and red, what is this called! Not to mention, such a statement is vivid and novel, and it is easier to convince the listener and seduce the listener to want to follow the following. This trick must be learned, not to mention harming people, at least it can be used in writing. Isn't writing an essay about vivid twists and turns?
Xiaomei's body is white, and it is very fine. I just don't know if it's big and red, I was too nervous to see it clearly, it's a pity. Next time, be sure to find a chance to take a trip to take a good look. Do you want to pull Zhang Qiusheng, this kid along?
Xiaoli was worried about Zhang Qiusheng, sitting behind Li Mantun and constantly looking back, hoping to see Zhang Qiusheng suddenly appear, although she knew that it was impossible. She pushed Li Mantun and asked, "Where did Xiao Wu go, do you know?" Li Mantun replied heartlessly: "How do I know." I'm not here for the first time, like you? ”