Chapter 524: Midnight Buddha Light
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He never had much experience with women, and he didn't expect that women would be so easy to get angry, but they just stomped away when they didn't like what they said in two sentences.
At this moment, the fact that he wanted Xia Bing to help with acting was also in vain.
Returning home with a sad face, Dou E saw at a glance that something was wrong with him, and after questioning, she learned that he had offended Xia Bing, so she comforted: "Sir, don't worry, women are like this, if you are annoyed today, maybe it will be better tomorrow." ”
Lu Bu also said indifferently: "That's right, as the saying goes, a woman's heart is like a needle under the sea, unpredictable, and like a June day, it snows when it snows, this is it."
Before he finished speaking, Dou E's face was a little strange, and he hurriedly covered his mouth: "Brother Lu, you just don't say a few words, and practice your nunchucks." ”
This guy is really a stinky mouth, in front of Dou E, what kind of June snow are you mentioning?
Dou E smiled: "It doesn't matter, Brother Lu is also unintentional, besides, it's been hundreds of years, who still cares about me, why don't we take the initiative to find that little female ghost and talk to her?" ”
Category smiled bitterly: "What are you talking about?" Persuade her to empathize and don't fall in love? What if she doesn't listen? ”
Dou E said coldly: "If she listens to persuasion, it's okay, otherwise, Mr. doesn't have to worry, just take care of your business, I promise that you will never see her again in the future." ”
The category shuddered, this Dou E is usually gentle and virtuous, why are these two sentences like a killer? It seems that this woman is going to be ruthless, more ruthless than a man. Especially. To other women!
Lu Bu also made an idea: "Or." I'm going to try it? Don't you say that you peed there and she saw it before you didn't leave, I'll also learn from you, pee, hum, I promise, once she sees my majesty, she will forget you immediately. Let her pester me, alas. Everyone is so familiar, I am willing to share your worries and solve problems for you, let me bear your pain! ”
Category waved his hand at him again and again: "Come on, don't beat other people's little girls with your little caution, if you want me to say, let's bother with it, what should we do, wait for her to come, anyway, I'm not afraid of her, she will be disobedient." It's a big deal to put her away, the wishful gold bowl is not suitable. Isn't there still a bag of impermanence, when to be honest and when to release it, if you have been dishonest, then stay, you can't starve to death anyway. ”
He was also helpless, so he had to think of such a way that was not a way, in fact, many times, people are like this, going around in a big circle, the most effective method is often the first way to come up with it, simple and rude, clean and neat, thinking too much, and just adding trouble to yourself.
Soon, the category left this matter behind and worked on a manuscript with Dou E.
This manuscript was specially commissioned by the magazine with him, saying that it was a series of nonsense columns, and there was a lack of long-form serialized articles, so he should hurry up and get one out. But how can the category be free, the short story is easy to say, just let Dou E make up a deal with it, but this long story needs to have a complete outline and main line, and it must be interlocking, each chapter must be an independent story, and it must attract people to look forward to watching the next episode, it's difficult!
The two of them studied until the evening, and they didn't come up with anything, and after thinking of a few ideas, they all vetoed them, and finally got angry, so they simply told the editor, this can't be done, so let's write a short story
In fact, it's a pity, because only long stories can make a name for themselves, and short stories are always petty fights, and there are very few people who can get ahead, but there is no way, and the current situation does not allow him to sit at home and code words at all.
It was dark, and after resting for a while, he was ready to go out, he hadn't gone out to hunt ghosts for a long time, he was going out to try his luck today, and by the way, he was also going to inspect the Kek Lok Temple to see if there was anything around there.
Shangguan has to deal with the things he explains, after all, he has now joined other people's organizations, and he is short of others.
The north wind was blowing outside the window, the snowflakes were fluttering, and as soon as the door was opened, he was almost blown down by the wind, Dou E said distressedly: "Why don't you go, it's a cold day, and the ghost won't go out." ”
Category smiled bitterly: "Ghosts don't go out, I have to go out, no way, Buddha treasure is a big deal, I can't be said to be lazy, besides, I'll go out for a walk, if there's nothing to do, I'll be back in a while, so I'll get through the past few days, and I'll be fine." ”
Dou E wanted to go out with him again, but she didn't agree, after all, she is a ghost, and if she goes near the temple, it is still not very safe, especially if there is a Buddha treasure recently, who knows, will there be any Dharma protector King Kong and golden-bodied Arhat in the temple in the past few days, to sit in the Jile Temple?
In the end, the category is still out of one person, he is cotton clothes, cotton pants, cotton gloves, leather jacket and leather hat, big scarf, big mask, three layers of several sets inside and outside, looking at the mirror and startling himself - more terrifying than a ghost.
In this way, after tossing and turning for a long time, he finally arrived near the Kek Lok Temple and walked around the streets outside.
At this time, the street at the entrance of Kek Lok Temple was already closed, all the shops were closed, and there was no one on the street, and it was very empty.
Riding a bicycle around the street, there seems to be nothing abnormal, the scope searched with the Yin Jade Ring, and the prompt sound I got was: There is a strong signal interference nearby, and it is impossible to search. There is strong signal interference in the vicinity, and it is impossible to search
I was stunned, and I was stunned, strong signal interference? This thing is still shielded, think about it carefully, he kind of understands, this magic weapon is a thing of the underworld, belonging to the ghost road of the underworld, and this is the Temple of Paradise, that is, the territory of the Buddha and Bodhisattva, a small ghost thing, want to search and detect in front of the Buddha and Bodhisattva, isn't that a joke? It has to be blocked!
This thing was beyond the scope of expectations, he changed several angles and directions, but the result was the same, strong signal interference!
Puzzled in his heart, he looked up at the night sky above Kek Lok Temple, and was suddenly startled.
I saw that inside the Kek Lok Temple, there were colorful auspicious clouds rising up, faintly appearing in mid-air, just like the light of the golden-topped Buddha.
Come on, this is also a search, since the Buddha's territory is so bullish, he can't even use the magic weapon of the ghost way, so he is still worried about a fart? Not to mention that the Buddha treasure has not yet arrived, even if it really comes, there must be a god who protects the Dharma, and Shangguan's worry is probably superfluous.
But then again, Cui Ming's idea should also be very bad, and if he wants to steal the Buddha treasure from here, it is simply wishful thinking.
He pinched his nose, looked up at the Buddha light, and thought to himself, thanks to not letting Dou E and Lu Bu come over, this Buddha light was a little afraid to even look at himself, let alone a few of them.
In this way, I am also a little redundant, so I might as well go for a walk and see if it is possible to meet a ghost or something, not to mention, I haven't caught a ghost these days, and my hands are still a little itchy.
He turned around and was about to leave, but at this moment, a black shadow suddenly flashed at the gate of Kek Lok Temple, and he hurriedly turned his head to look, and saw that the black shadow jumped high and disappeared on the wall of Kek Lok Temple
Someone jumped in? (To be continued......)