"Hey, brother, lend me a cigarette"

Yan Xiaokai originally didn't want to deal with this kind of person, he didn't bring cigarettes or fire, what kind of cigarettes are you still smoking, just quit it. But he heard the voice as familiar to him, as if he had heard it somewhere, and turned his head.

After taking a closer look, he couldn't help but be surprised, because he had actually seen this person, wasn't this the wet father who met by chance in a small hotel that night, claiming to be a full-time fisher and occasionally a duck?

Father Shi also recognized Yan Xiaokai at a glance, but his face was obviously more surprised than Yan Xiaokai, "Huh? It's you."

Yan Xiaokai replied sullenly, "It's me, Wet Father, and you also accompany someone to buy underwear?"

Shifu nodded, "Men have a lot of helplessness, and accompanying women to visit underwear stores is one of them." ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded in agreement, handed him a cigarette, and helped him light it.

Smoke is still the Chinese given by Shifu before

Shifu took a deep breath and spit out the clouds before asking, "Silly Da, how are you doing?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's okay." Not too good, not too bad. ”

Shifu nodded, looked at the various underwear hanging in the transparent floor-to-ceiling glass, and said meaningfully: "Silly Dada, you see that in this kitchen window, there are really many styles of women's underwear, red, yellow, blue, white, green, purple, pure cotton, linen, silky, nylon, conservative, thick, sexy, and transparent...... All kinds of underwear, so many underwear, women wear on their bodies, in addition to covering their shame, for health, for beauty, for fashion, the most direct reason is because it looks good. But what is good-looking, who will say? It's up to the man to decide because it's meant to be worn for the man to see, do you agree with me saying that?"

Yan Xiaokai thought about it, nodded slightly, the clothes worn on the body were naturally for others to see, whether they were worn outside or inside. Anyone can see what wears the outside, but it's only her man who wears the inside.

Shifu asked again, "Then do you know how to make a woman willingly show you her underwear?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's very simple, accompany her to visit the underwear store, and it won't be over."

Father Shi sweated slightly, shook his head, and said, "What about other than that?"

Yan Xiaokai groaned and said: "Use coaxing to deceive the pit, anyway, as long as the man really wants to see it, he will always come up with a way." Some even don't hesitate to take the rest of their lives."

Father Shi smiled, "Very good, silly Da, are you quite smart and flexible?" How can you be a little stupid, who gave you such a nickname?"

Yan Xiaokai sneered, was he embarrassed to say that it was himself?

Shifu said again: "Ah Da, how did you think about the matter I asked you last time?"

Yan Xiaokai said blankly: "What's the matter?"

Shifu said: "Enter my industry, I will pass on to you the magic skill of the golden gun, after learning, don't say it is five times a night, you can do it a few times a night if you want to"

Yan Xiaokai was cold and cold, and shook his head again and again: "Wet father, I understand your kindness, but I really don't want to be a duck."

Shifu said: "You don't necessarily have to be a duck if you learn this magic skill."

Yan Xiaokai couldn't cry or laugh, if I didn't be a duck, what should I do so bravely? I don't want to be Superman

Shifu said earnestly and kindly: "And this magic skill is not only the function of the golden gun, but also has many incidental attributes."

Attached attributes? Yan Xiaokai couldn't cry or laugh, are you an online game skill?

While the two were talking, a woman with a beautiful but cold face walked out of it.

This cold and glamorous woman is obviously not the one that Shi's father cheated on in the small hotel last time, and when it comes to appearance and temperament, this one is obviously better.

Has Wet Father changed patrons again?

Yan Xiaokai was guessing, Shifu casually threw the cigarette butt towards the trash can, and then said: "Ah Da, think about it again, I hope that the next time we meet again, you can give me another answer."

Yan Xiaokai was sweating so much, "Wet father, I ......"

Shifu smiled and interrupted him, "I'll go first"

With that, he stepped forward and grabbed the woman's hand with a big grin, then walked to a Bentley parked on the side of the road, and after the driver closed the door for him, they both sat in.

Watching the expensive Bentley drive away, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but sigh, being a duck to the level of a wet father, it is really a mythical existence.

When he turned around, he casually glanced at the trash can next to him.

Just this glance, his gaze froze.

On the side of the trash can, there is a cigarette butt.

At the beginning, Yan Xiaokai thought he was dazzled, but when he stepped forward to take a look, he found that it was real, on the edge of the trash can, there was really a cigarette butt inserted horizontally, like a bullet that pierced the trash can, and after shooting through the trash can, it was stuck there, the yellow cigarette butt was outside, but the white cigarette butt was inside. And this cigarette butt was obviously thrown by Shifu just now, because it not only has the word "Chinese" on it, but also carries smoke that has not been completely extinguished.

Such a garbage can, although the outside is painted with green paint, but it is not entirely plastic, and there are some steel wires or something inside, so if it is because the cigarette butt is not extinguished and is burned by the heat, it is absolutely impossible.

If it weren't for this reason, there would only be one other possibility, strength, strong strength.

At such a distance, you can get used to wearing a semi-plastic and semi-metal trash can, how strong is it, and how much internal qi is needed to emit such a strong strength.

Yan Xiaokai, who is the champion of civil and military affairs, knows very well that at least he has to recover his previous seven successes.

After thinking about this, Yan Xiaokai was deeply shocked, because he finally realized that Shifu might be a master, a super top master.

His height not only surpasses Ximen Yaoming, but also surpasses the pig killer who assassinated him, and may even surpass himself in his heyday.

Then the golden gun that he just said is not falling down, I am afraid that it is a kind of internal strength method for practicing qi

Thinking of this, Yan Xiaokai regretted it a little, because although Shi's father's internal strength method may not be suitable for him, there is no harm in understanding it, in case it is suitable for himself, it is not a big loss?

Yan Xiaokai thought about it, and hurriedly chased after him, but the Bentley car was long gone, and he couldn't even see the tail lights, and he took out his mobile phone after stomping his feet, but he was even more annoyed, although he met twice, he never left the contact information of his wet father, and he didn't even have this idea, and asked himself, could it be that he really despised him professionally and really looked down on being a duck?

Yes? Or not?

When Yan Xiaokai was struggling, Shang Xin and Hao Qi came out of the underwear store, both carrying two or three bags in their hands.

In order to prevent them from throwing the bag to him, he quickly stopped the cranky thoughts in his mind, opened the door of the Audi parked next to him and got into the car.

As soon as he got into the car, he lowered the rear-view mirror and pressed it straight to the rear cushion.

After the two girls got into the car, he said this and that while talking about it, he looked into the rearview mirror.

As a result, as he expected, Hao Qian had already put on her underwear, but he was very disappointed, because although this big beauty's figure was hot, the underwear she wore was extremely conservative, wide, heavy, and she couldn't even see a hair.

After visiting the lingerie store, I went to the ready-to-wear store, then I went to the cosmetics store, the nail salon, the beauty shop...... If it weren't for Yan Xiaokai's reminder, these two women would definitely have forgotten that they didn't come out to hang out this time, but to sell pots and pans, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.

Accompanying a woman to go shopping is obviously painful.

However, it is obviously not only Yan Xiaokai who is suffering today, but also those plainclothes policemen, and they are obviously much more painful than Yan Xiaokai.

Because Yan Xiaokai encountered a store he didn't like, not only did he not go in, but he didn't even get out of the car, but those plainclothes were not good, in order to ensure Shang Daxiu's safety, they had to ensure that she was in sight at all times, so whether they liked it or not, they had to follow.

After shopping until noon, the two women were finally tired, and the basic ones that should be sold had been bought.

Everyone went home, but when they returned to the shop in front of the house, Hao Qian asked Yan Xiao to stop the car.

Yan Xiaokai thought that she was the eldest aunt who came suddenly, and forgot to buy Xiaomian quilt or something, but she bought some Wang Laoji and a few packs of Furong Wang in the shop, and then walked to the police car that followed all the way and knocked on the window.

The window quickly dropped, and a plainclothes man leaned out to ask.

Hao Qian handed him the drink and cigarettes.

This additional benefit package naturally flattered several plainclothes people and thanked them one after another.

Seeing this scene, Yan Xiaokai and Shang Xin glanced at each other, but they didn't say anything, women, it's a good thing to have compassion, as long as it doesn't overflow, it's no problem, these plainclothes people have been with them all morning, and they should be treated.

It's just that after entering the house, Hao Qian quietly pulled Yan Xiaokai aside, and then handed him something in his hand.

Yan Xiaokai raised his eyes and was immediately stunned, because what Hao Qian handed over was a magazine, which was full of solid golden bullets.

Yan Xiaokai asked in a trembling voice: "Sister, Sister Ao, where did this magazine come from?"

Hao Qian pointed outside, "I stole it from the plainclothes policeman who picked up the water just now." ”

Yan Xiaokai's eyes widened, and he looked at her incredulously, "How is this possible?" Didn't he find out?"

The expression on Hao Qi's face was extremely innocent: "It doesn't seem to be there, if you want to find out, you will definitely scold me."

Yan Xiaokai was shocked, and at the same time extremely puzzled, "But how did you do it?"

Hao Qian said: "His guns are inserted in the inner pocket of the suit, when I received my things, I saw it, and my hand somehow stretched out, and then learned how you unloaded the magazine in the morning, and unloaded the magazine at once, originally I only wanted bullets, I didn't want this magazine, but I haven't seen how you load and unload bullets, I can't get it, so I had to take the whole magazine back."

Yan Xiaokai's eyes opened wider, how fast and clever gestures could this be done without being noticed?

After a while, he said, "Sister Qi, how dare you steal from the police?" It's a crime."

Hao Qian said: "But didn't you say that there were only three bullets left on the gun in the morning, which was not enough, so I stole it for you."

Yan Xiaokai was paralyzed, I said that the bullets in the gun are not enough, you will go and steal the bullets for me. I'm going to say that I have so many bullets in my body that I often waste them, why don't you just steal a woman to load me with bullets?

Although his heart was very entangled and uneasy, Hao Qian still had a harmless expression, and after handing him the magazine, he rolled up his sleeves and said with a chuckle: "What do you want to eat at noon?" I'm going to do it for you, celebrating our new home."

Yan Xiaokai: "......"

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