Chapter 207: Unworthy of the surname Xu
Hearing Wang Tian mention Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, the faces of the generals of Eastern Wu changed color...... One is Sun Ce's wife and the other is Zhou Yu's wife. Insulting them is tantamount to insulting the entire Eastern Wu, and the reason why Sun Quan finally made up his mind to fight the Battle of Chibi was Cao Zhi's revelation in "Tongque Taifu" that he liked Xiao Qiao.
Cao Cao listened to Wang Tian's words and didn't dare to continue. If he continued to talk about this topic, he would not fight with Wang Tian, but would have fought with Sun Quan's side first.
Cao Cao smiled and changed the topic: "The work is really good, and the casual poems are actually misinterpreted by you like this...... Do you know Quzhou Famous Scholar Youheng? ”
You Heng this person Wang Tian knows, he is uninhibited, his mouth is extremely powerful, and in the end he was killed by Yan Baihu because of his words, Cao Cao heard it and laughed "Rotten Confucianism tongue sword, anti-suicide also".
Here's the thing. Cao Cao once invited him to be an official, but You Heng was unwilling. Cao Cao was ready to humiliate him, so he held a feast for his ministers, and asked You Heng how his men were doing. You Heng is a person who is used to playing tricks and looks down on others, so he talks nonsense regardless of the occasion.
He said that Xu Chu was only suitable for killing pigs and selling meat, Zhang Liao was only suitable for Mingjin and beating drums, and Xun Yu could only be a copywriter and copy books...... offended everyone, Zhang Liao immediately wanted to kill him when he heard that he drew his sword. As a result, Cao Cao was unwilling to bear the name of harming the virtuous because he was a celebrity, so he let him go. If you can't keep it, you will give it to Liu Biao. As a result, Liu Biao couldn't stand him, and he also didn't want to kill him, so Liu Biao gave him to Yan Baihu again. And Yan Baihu is a rough man, he asked You Heng how he was, You Heng said that he was like a statue in the temple, he received incense but never fulfilled it, which means that Yan Baihu eats white food. Yan Baihu was furious when he heard this, so he killed him.
Cao Cao said this to ridicule Wang Tian, saying that he was a person who could only play tricks. In the end, it will end up like Youheng.
"Of course I know about Youheng, but have you ever heard an allusion?" Wang Tian said.
"What allusion?"
"There was a parrot and a pig on the plane. During the flight, the parrot said to the attendants, 'Come, pour a glass of water for you.' The attendant poured a glass for the parrot. When the pig saw it, he did the same, and said to the waiter, "Come and pour a glass of water for you." As a result, the waiter got angry and threw them all off the plane. As a result, the parrot flew away, and the pig fell and died. In mid-air, the parrot said to the pig: "Dumbfounded, you can fly......"
Although Cao Cao didn't know what the plane Wang Tian was talking about, he also imagined from what he said that the plane was a flying machine, and at the same time understood what Wang Tian meant. You Heng is the stupid pig, and Wang Tian is the parrot. The master can fly, and the master dares to talk nonsense about the benefits of Chen's tongue. How can I, the king, be compared to that pig?
The story is very easy to understand. Cao Cao is also irrefutable.
"Hahaha......" Cao Cao snorted, seemingly laughing at the pig in this allusion, but in fact he was playing a round for himself. We'll talk about it here today, and we'll have a ...... later" Cao Cao followed the horse and left.
He was afraid that if he continued to talk about it, Wang Tian would say something shocking.
Wang Tian secretly thought that this person was interesting, and if Cao Cao didn't leave, he would refute him to the core. Cao Cao was a smart man, but he had a big shortcoming that he couldn't tolerate people, and Wang Tian was ready to attack him at this point. In fact, everyone has weaknesses. Unless you're a saint. And the 'crow's mouth' is to pick up other people's weaknesses to attack and disintegrate their psychological defenses. Therefore, only a 'saint' can escape from Wang Tian's crow's mouth. It's just that there doesn't seem to be such a person in the world.
Sure enough, he is worthy of being the third smartest person in the Three Kingdoms, who knows how to advance and retreat. Although Cao Cao retreated, Wang Tian couldn't help but look at him with admiration. The intelligence ranking of the Three Kingdoms Wheel, Zhuge Liang is the first, and Sima Yi is the second. And the third is this Cao Cao. He was not only a poet, but also wrote a famous book and a "New Book of Mende", whose wisdom can be seen.
But he can't tolerate people. There is no room for anyone smarter than you. A military advisor like Zhuge Liang, he is unwilling to stay by his side, otherwise he would do everything possible to recruit Xu Shu, how could he not recruit Zhuge Liang, who is ten times more powerful than Xu Shu? And because Sima Yi was smarter than him, he kept Sima Yi by his side and didn't reuse him until he died.
And a fool like Yang Xiu was killed by Cao Cao without hesitation because he showed his intelligence in front of Cao Cao.
If he didn't retreat, Wang Tian would expose his thoughts and make him feel ashamed.
"Lord, when I go and capture him, the grinding and chirping is so boring." Seeing Cao Cao retreating, Xu Chu beside him immediately stepped forward to ask for battle. He is a reckless man, he likes to fight hard with real knives and guns, and he is very disgusted with Wang Tian's crow's mouth.
"Okay, you go up and try his force, if you capture him, it will definitely shock Huaxia." Cao Cao encouraged.
"No!" Xu Chu was extremely excited, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were defeated, if he could win, wouldn't it prove that he was better than Zhang Fei and Guan Yu? So he couldn't wait to pat the horse and rushed to Wang Tian.
"Your name is Xu Chu? Your last name is Xu? Wang Tian asked rhetorically, ready to use the crow's mouth skill. The reason why he asked like this was because Xu Chu killed Xu Yu because of this surname, and if he dared to talk back, Wang Tian would definitely make him vomit blood in anger.
But Xu Chu didn't answer his words, he had already made up his mind that no matter what Wang Tian said, he wouldn't fight back. He took out two strips of cloth from his pocket and stuffed them into his ears. said in his mouth: "Even the lord is not your opponent, and Lao Tzu doesn't dare to listen to your nonsense, and he can't hear anything." After saying that, he stuffed his ears so tightly that he could no longer hear any sound.
When Wang Tian saw it, he was stunned for a while, he actually blocked his ears before he went into battle! At the same time, it was funny that this was the best way for him to deal with the crow's beak.
"Boy, come here!" Xu Chu roared, brandished a big knife, and slashed at Wang Tian's head.
Xu Chu's force was similar to Zhang Fei's, they had all fought with horses, and they all fought from day to night. Xu Chu also became famous because of this battle, and Cao Cao called him a 'tiger idiot', but now this matter has not yet been born.
Like Zhang Fei, Xu Chu's brute strength is better than Wang Tian, but he is greatly inferior to Wang Tian in agility, and after dozens of moves, he didn't even touch Wang Tian with his clothes.
"Are you fighting or running for your life?" Xu Chu stopped and said angrily.
"I'm playing monkey!" Wang Tian said.
However, Xu Chu only saw Wang Tian open his mouth, and he couldn't hear what he was talking about at all, and he still had strips of cloth stuffed in his ears. After fighting for a long time, he saw that Wang Tian was talking, so he took out the strip of cloth from his ear, wanting to hear what Wang Tian said.
Wang Tian saw that he took out the strip of cloth, and was willing to listen to himself, and said with joy in his heart: "Your surname is Xu?" ”
"Lao Tzu is not surnamed Xu, is the surname pig?" Xu Chu couldn't help but fight back when he heard Wang Tian say this for the second time.
"You also deserve the surname Xu?" Wang Tian said lightly. This sentence was said when he killed Xu You, and now Wang Tian has returned it to him.
"Why am I unworthy?" Xu Chu was furious when he heard this, and said angrily.
It's over, Cao Cao saw Xu Chu and Wang Tian talking, and he knew in his heart that Xu Chu was going to be tricked. Originally, he saw that it was wise for Xu Chu to block his ears, but now when he saw him take out his earplugs again, he thought that the reckless man was really a reckless man, and the rotten wood could not be carved, so he shook his head secretly. At the same time, Cao Cao shouted loudly: "Xu Chu, don't talk nonsense with him, fight a battle!" ”
But Xu Chu didn't listen to Cao Cao this time, because he wanted to know why he didn't deserve the surname Xu. It's no wonder that anyone who listens to this will want to ask what happened.
"Your surname Xu originated from the surname 'Ji', which is after the royal family of the Great Zhou Dynasty. Then after the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, Chu and Han fought for hegemony, and Gaozu won the world. At the time of Emperor Wu, Dong Zhongshu respected Confucianism and restored the Zhou ceremony. The emperor of the Han Dynasty can be said to have the grace of knowing the Zhou family, and as the Zhou room, you don't want to serve the court, but follow the Han thief Cao Cao to imprison the Han family and offer the emperor, helping to abuse. How can you stand between heaven and earth with such grace and vengeance? ”
"After you die, how can you go to your fathers and fathers...... I'm afraid that when the time comes, your ancestors in the underground will not recognize you as a descendant, how do you say that you are worthy of the surname Xu? ”
Xu Chu was full of thoughts for a while when he heard this, he never thought that his surname Xu would have such a big background, and the Han family seemed to be kind to him......
"I heard that you led the three hundred strong men of your family to serve Cao Cao, and before that, your Xujiazhuang was also a big family...... Wang Tian continued.
Xu Chu's family background was relatively solid, and he voted for Cao Cao in order to make meritorious contributions.
Half an hour later, Xu Chu retreated to Cao Cao's camp with a shameful face.
In fact, when it comes to fighting, Wang Tian's comprehensive strength is much stronger than him, but it is not very easy to kill him. Xu Chu's martial soul is a big white pig, and if you look at it according to the number of games, his blood is thick. Moreover, the martial soul of the big white pig also gave him a resurrection skill, which is equivalent to two lives. It's hard to kill him.
Wang Tian used a crow's beak to force him back, which was the best way.
Seeing that Cao Cao and Liu Bei's men were defeated, Sun Quan stepped forward. He did not send his men up, but slapped his horse forward.
"Evil thief Wang Tian, you killed me 20,000 Jiangdong Erlang, today you can talk about the lotus, I will also avenge my Jiangdong Erlang." As soon as Sun Quan stepped forward, he stared at Wang Tian viciously, with fire in his eyes, eager to eat Wang Tian raw.
Facing Sun Quan, Wang Tian no longer used the crow's mouth. Although he was forced to do so, he killed so many Jiangdong sergeants after all. If you win with skill, it will be less kind, he has such a criterion for life, what he has done, he must be responsible for what he has done. (To be continued......)
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