Passing through layers of mist, passing through the lightning and thundering Bailei Bridge, in front of you is a gourd golden pagoda immortal palace surrounded by rainbow bridges, and the gourd golden pagoda in the center is particularly tall and full of golden light. Fourteen Lang Yunpeng Bridge guest and seven sisters on the flower on the smile masked horseback on both sides of the Hongqiao, seeing the county lord coming, Yunpeng Bridge guest kicked the horse's belly, the mount Yunxiang Wan Xiao flew in front of the county lord, the seventh sister also patted the horse's crotch, and the golden air horse also stepped on the idle clouds, and fell in front of the county lord.

Fourteen Lang clasped his hands into fists: "Welcome to the county lord." Yunpeng Bridge guests hereby welcome. ”

The seventh sister also clasped her fists with both hands: "Welcome to the county lord." The seventh sister is hereby greeting. ”

Lord Yanyun waved his hand: "No courtesy, I came from the Hanging Temple, and I met this Alpha Princess as soon as I arrived on Leichi Island, and I specially invited her to come as a guest." ”

"Is this elegant cutie the princess of Alpha? I've seen it, I've seen it on TV," said Hua Shanglu with a smile, "I've heard that you've broken through the encirclement of the Iron Armor on your own, and you're amazing." ”

"I'm not alone, I'm breaking through with my pet gorilla." The princess said.

"Then your gorilla is amazing, too." The seventh sister said.

"My baby gorilla is nothing remarkable, she was kidnapped by the fake Yanyun County Lord." The princess said.

"You're saying someone kidnapped your baby pretending to be my master, where was it tied up?" The seventh sister said.

"I heard her say that she was imprisoned in the spherical fortress under your thunder pool." The princess said.

"Unlikely, even if she would go through the wall, we have a strange induction diaphragm in Secret Castle, we will immediately spot strangers, and we will also find gorillas. I'm not getting an induction right now, so I don't think anyone will bring gorillas in. The seventh sister said.

"Aren't gorillas really here?" The princess said.

"I'm not there," said the seventh sister, "I don't believe I can take you to see it." ”

"Okay then." The princess said.

The county lord said: "You are really anxious, don't be so anxious, you can go to the fairy palace to sit down first, Lei Gong is not here these days, he went to the south to make rain, here now I have the final say." I can talk to you freely. ”

"I'm worried about the gorillas now, I'm not in the mood to speak freely, but there are some suffering words, as the saying goes, seeing is believing, I'd better go and see the secret castle first." The princess said.

"Then let the seventh sister accompany you, I'll wait for you in the fairy palace, and we'll talk when you come back." The county lord said.

Saying that, the county lord walked into the gourd Shwedagon Pagoda. The princess followed the seventh sister down the stairs to the lake.

"Do you want to go into the water?" The princess said.

"We're going to the bottom of the lake very deep, deep." The seventh sister said.

"I have a dive stretch suit, do I need to change it into?" As she spoke, the princess wanted to take it into her arms.

"No, no," said the Seventh Sister, "you just need to ride on my golden hat." ”

The princess also liked her swagger, and rode up happily, hugging the waist of the seventh sister. Feel her waist gentle and tough.

"You have three abdominal muscles, you can see that you have a good physique, good martial arts, and your horse," the princess praised her and praised her horse.

"Do you know this golden horse?" The seventh sister said.

"I don't know where it came from, I only know that Liu Bowen likes this horse very much, and Su Shi also has a sentence in "Song of the Horses", 'I don't know if I have my own wooden horse', and I don't know anything else." The princess said.

"There is also a sentence in the poem of Li Nai in the Song Dynasty, 'The gentleman is a gentleman and a horse, and he is not bound by dust.'" It is more appropriate to say that a talented person is just like a horse, who will not be bound by dust and gallop forward. The seventh sister said, "This horse is a good horse, very humane, and it is a mount given to Jiang Taigong by King Wen of Zhou." This Jiang Taigong is also a person who has never met talents, and he fished in the stream when he was bored one day, and fished with a straight hook. Later, he assisted Ji Chang and Ji Fa to achieve the hegemony of the Western Zhou Dynasty. He was called the martial saint Taigongwang by Ji Fazun. This is far away, and there is one of our Yanyun Eighteen Horsemen, who is the martial arts Dalang Mao Li Sui, who has never met Huai Cai at the beginning, set up a stall, raised chickens and geese, worked as a sparring partner, and practiced clothing. One day, the lord of Yanyun County was on a parade, and in front of a clothing store in an alley, he saw a young man spreading a straw mat on the ground in front of the door, selling socks and cultural shirts. The straw mats were filled with socks and cultural shirts, some of which were written, and some of whom had not yet had time to write. I saw that the young man was holding a printing pen in his hand, stained with Yonggu brand ink produced by the White Washing Company, and was writing on the cultural shirt. The county lord turned over and got off the horse, came to him, and wanted to see what words he wrote, only to see the young man writing Situ Jiaer's popular words on the blank cultural shirts:

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"''''Cute lady, Bohu is good.'

"''''Lu Bu plays Diao Chan.''

"''''Jiang Taigong fishing.''

"The old man fell asleep under the moon."

"''''The bird is not annoying.'''

"'''I'm not afraid of night owls, I'm afraid of Pan Jinlian.''

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“……

The county lord looked at the cultural shirt he wrote, and thought that this young man was very interesting, so he said:

"'How much is your cultural shirt that says 'Empty energy pulls up mountains and lifts the peak, and sells socks in the alleys'?'

"'10 gold coins.' Said the young man who sold cultural shirts.

"'Then I'll buy one.'" The county lord said.

"The lord gave him the gold coin, took the shirt, looked at the words on it, and said to him, 'Do the words on this vest describe yourself?'

"'Yes, beautiful female Gu, I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, I am naturally strong, and I am very familiar with eighteen kinds of blades, and I have never met an opponent who can fight me for three rounds. I once showed the door to the owner, the teacher of the owner's nursing home was a reckless man, looked down on me, I beat my head like an urn, there was a fool in the door, scolded people every day, one day he scolded me for being 'women ignore men, men ignore me, bears ignore them, monkeys ignore them, chickens ignore them.' I also kicked him, and he was five inches shorter, like a jar. Later, I worked as a sparring partner again, but every time I practiced the main training, I was beaten by my sparring partner and my nose was bruised and swollen. So I can't find a suitable career, I can only practice clothing, I am really unwilling, and I always feel like a tiger falling into Pingyang. Dear Nu Gu, I am such a down-and-out person, with the power to pull out the mountains and lift the peak, and I have the world's best skills, but no one supports me. ’

"'We're the opposite, I'm traveling all over the world, visiting people with amazing martial arts, but I've traveled most of the planet and haven't met you!' The county lord said.

"'What are you going to do with those martial artists?' The youth said.

"'I want them to join me in helping the common people and slaying the demons. What I need are people who are honest and sincere, and do not betray their masters for personal gain. ’

"'Do you want them to accompany you in defending our old King Stugar and our planet?' Said the young man who sold cultural shirts.

"'It's not just that, it's too narrow-minded, not only to defend our homeland, but also to help men and women in distress on other planets.'"

"'Where's your home?' The youth said.

"'I am the lord of Yanyun Mountain, I grew up in the Confucian Pavilion of the Hanging Temple since I was a child, I like Taoism and Confucianism, I am friends with Lei Gong of Lei Chi, and I also have a friendship with the Queen Mother of the West. I want to find a few loyal companions to protect the Hanging Temple and the Thunder Pool. ’

"'I feel that I have the ability, and if you can take me in, my partner can't talk about it, I can be your personal bodyguard. But first of all, I don't want a penny, and you don't have to pay me a salary. The youth said.

"'For what?' Don't you need an annual salary? The county lord said.

"'I don't want to be hired, I just want to be useful so that my martial arts can serve the planet. I want someone who can discover my talent as my master, not the owner. So I'm not interested in money. ’

"'Do you really have peerless martial arts?' The county lord said.

"'I really have, I can nominate myself.'" The youth said.

"'I can accept your self-nomination, what's your name?'

"'My name is Mauri.'

"The county lord nodded: 'You can follow me from now on. As your master, I'm going to give you a new name, because you like Mao Sui to recommend yourself, so you can call Mao Li Mao Sui. ’

"'Good one, dear Lord Yanyun, Mao Li Mao followed you.'

After he finished speaking, he stood in the alley and shouted: 'It's a big sale, it's a big sale, it's a big sale!' One piece of gold coins. After this village, there is no such shop, and it is closed for sale! ’

"At this time, a beautiful blue-haired girl came running from the alley and said to him: 'Boss, boss, do you have a new cultural shirt?'

"Mao Limao then pointed to the cultural shirts he had just written and said, 'These cultural shirts are newly written, can you buy one?'

The pretty girl looked at it and nodded with satisfaction: 'I feel good about these things, I'm all round!'

"'Great! Dear blue-haired female gu, you are the most popular female guru since I opened the store until today, I am so touched, may I ask you, what is your name? ’

"'My name is the black belly, and some people call me the black belly girl, dear cultural shirt boss.'" The blue-haired woman Gu said and paid.

"'Dear belly black, why are you buying so many cultural shirts?' The owner of the cultural shirt said.

"'You ask this, I don't just buy cultural shirts to wear, I also want to participate in the otaku salon in Elivi Plitzer in the capital of Montesada, I have an admission ticket, I used to get it when I was shopping in Situ Jiaer Commercial Street, I think I can have the opportunity to go to the otaku salon in the future. You know, I'm not a fashion designer, and I don't have the money to hire someone to design and produce, so I can only buy cultural shirts. It's cheap and affordable, but I don't know if it can be well received. ’

"'I wish you a pleasant adventure in the future at the Otaku Salon.' The owner of the cultural shirt said.

"'See you again! Thank you for your blessings. The shopping spree beckoned to him, picked up a large bag of cultural shirts and disappeared into the alley.

Mao Li shouted a few more times, and attracted a few greedy men and women to buy the rest of the goods. He accepted the money, turned around and locked the door of the shop, and then said to the county lord of Yanyun: "Dear master, I have nothing to worry about now, I am alone, I can follow you to the north and south, if one day you don't need me, I will come back and continue to practice my cultural shirt." ’

"'Alright then, come with me, Maori.'" The county lord said.

“……

"In this way, Mao Li, who recommended himself, followed our master." The seventh sister said.

"I see, is this how your county lord searched for your eighteen warriors one by one?" The princess said.

"Yes, let's just talk about me, I'm from the richest planet in the universe, Bohuxing, my dad is a local tyrant, and the family is very rich, but somehow, I just can't find a partner, and no one mentions the matchmaker, people say that I am destined to offend the White Tiger, why do you say that the men on our planet are so superstitious? What age is it, and it's still so old-fashioned! Later, I simply didn't get married, so I went out to travel, and one day I met my master and followed her. ”

"Are you Bohuxing girls pretty?" The princess said.

"The girls on our planet look the same as the girls here, they also have blue hair and blue eyes, and they all love to laugh."

"I've heard that girls who love to laugh are beautiful, and I can intuitively tell that you're beautiful too, can you open your mask? Let me see your pretty face. The princess said.

"No, I want to listen to the master and learn the master's dress, since we went to the earth to see Xu Maogong, my master let us cover our faces, and one day my master won't let us cover our faces, so naturally we won't be masked." The seventh sister said.

"It seems that your master will dress up as you want." The princess said.

"But it's not necessarily true, for example, when the Queen Mother of the West came, our county lord didn't mask his face, and we didn't mask either. There is also the seventeenth sister Shuangxue, Feng Lihequn, her heart is lofty, she is not masked now, I heard that the eighteenth Lang Yanzi Yunkong has taken a fancy to her and wants to fall in love with her, but Shuangxue can't look down on him. Yan Zi Yunkong didn't cover his face in order to get close to her, he was the most handsome of the men in our Yan Yun Eighteen Rides, but Shuang Xue still disdained him. ”

"Is Frost Snow beautiful?" The princess said.

"It's not pretty, it's just beautiful! She was arguably the prettiest girl I've ever seen in my life. The seventh sister said.

"Really? That's great! The princess said excitedly, "I must find her." ”

"What are you looking for her? Are you in love with her too? The seventh sister said.

"Why do I love her?! I'm a girl too. I asked her to accompany me to the beggars' meeting, and I wanted her to go to the beggars' palace with me. ”

"Do you want to go to Longling to be more beautiful? I guess Frost and Snow will do. The seventh sister said, "If you want to find her, go to the Hanging Temple, she and the thirteenth sister Vermilion Bird Huaxi and the swallow Yunkong, Shilang is lonely, the fifteenth sister is smiling in the spring breeze, and the sixteenth Lang is there to smile and the scholars." ”

"Okay, I'll go when I have time." The princess said.

As he spoke, the horses had come to the shore of the thunder pond, a row of bamboo hedges on the side of the stone steps, encircled a flower garden, which was full of five universes and acres, and the flower garden was full of strange flowers and fairies, swaying and smiling in the wind.

"This is the Zhipu Garden sown by the fairy grass seeds brought by the Queen Mother of the West from Yaochi, since there is a Zhipu Garden, our horses have grown wings after eating the flowers and plants in it, and they have become Pegasus. It seems that the Queen Mother of the West is worthy of being the boss of Taoism. ”

"Do you mean that the Queen Mother's immortal technique is the first in the sky?" The princess said.

"It used to be the first, and now there are many rising stars, who are already better than the blue, compared to how the fairy girl, has never stopped practicing, and her Taoism I think is far more than the Queen Mother of the West, if you want to put in the ring, I think she can have a tie with Guanyin Bodhisattva." The seventh sister said.

"Really? If you fight in the ring one day, you have to inform me, I want to see He Xiangu vs. Guanyin, it is estimated to be very exciting. The princess's eyes shone with the sparkle of an innocent girl full of expectation.

"Okay, one day when they come to Lei Chi, I will ask the Queen Mother of the West to come from Yaochi, and then let He Xiangu and Guanyin Bodhisattva set up the ring to compete. I'll let you know when the time comes. The seventh sister said.

"Do you have a deep friendship with the Queen Mother? Can you please touch her? The princess was a little unconvinced.

"At the beginning, our county lord and the old lady had a deep friendship, and then once I beat the old lady's back, using a thousand hands and thousands of soft beating skills, she was beaten up and down, and the old lady felt comfortable all over her body, and her eyebrows were smiling. I'll just say:

"'Dear Queen Mother, how am I thumping my back?'

"The Queen Mother of the West said, 'Comfortable, comfortable, comfortable all over, only a little uncomfortable.'

"I hurriedly said, 'What's wrong with you?'

"'I have a toothache.' The Queen Mother of the West said.

"I said, 'Toothache, it should be that your old man ate too many peaches in Yaochi and gave birth to moths.'

"'So what to do?' Little Seventh Sister. The Queen Mother of the West said.

"'Don't worry, dear Queen Mother, my dad used to have a toothache, he ate too much delicacies, he bought the germ pill invented by Dr. Li Ang of the University of Science and Technology, not to mention the moth, it is anthrax, avian flu, foot-and-mouth disease, and various unknown mutant viruses, as long as you take a pill, all the bad cells, bad bacteria, and bad viruses in the body that are not conducive to the human body will be so angry that the mouth will be swollen and the belly will be angry. I'm away now, and my dad doesn't feel at ease, so he asked me to carry two bottles with me. I'll give you a pill. ’

As I spoke, I took out the medicine bottle and took out a pill of germs and qi and gave it to the Queen Mother of the West.

The old lady immediately smiled: 'Huh? It's weird, my teeth really don't hurt anymore, it's amazing! I didn't expect that there was such a panacea in the mortal world. ’

"'It's not strange at all that this is called a mortal doctor for the disease of the immortal family,' I said, 'dear Queen Mother, please don't look down on the mortal world and mortals, there are many fairy-like mountains and rivers in the mortal world, and there are also sages who prosper the country and wise men who benefit the people......

"'Who said I looked down on mortals?' The Queen Mother said.

"'Since you can afford mortals, then why do you object to the Weaver Girl looking for the Cowherd?'

"'I'm against the Weaver Girl looking for the Cowherd, what's wrong! This is not the same thing as looking down on mortals and looking down on mortals. All of you come to judge for me, I am an old lady, 20 billion years old, I finally got pregnant with her, I worked hard to conceive her for three years, and then I pulled her up with a handful of fairy and fairy urine, but I didn't think she ran away from home, you said that this little hoof is not angry! If she went to the mortal world to find someone like Tang Bohu, Yan Xiaoyi, Zhao Zilong, or the doctor who invented the germ pill, I don't have a problem with finding that Liu Bowen and Liu Luo pot, but who knows that she found a stupid cowherd. Don't you think she's clumsy? This little hoof! There is really no one on earth, and there is one in heaven and everywhere. ’

"'Why is the cowherd so stupid?' I say.

"'Let me tell you, little seventh sister,' said the Queen Mother of the West, 'I let them meet on the Queqiao every year on the seventh day of July, and my old lady heard what they said......

"'What did they say?' I really want to know how they show affection. I'm interested.

"'I'll come to learn, listen,' said the Queen Mother, 'and as soon as they met, the Cowherd said:

"'Have you eaten?'

"'I've eaten it.' Weaver Girl said.

"'Have you really eaten it?' Cowherd said.

"'I've really eaten it.'"

"'If you're hungry, say you're hungry, I'm worried you're hungry.'"

"'I'm not hungry.'

"'You're not hungry, I'm hungry, I've brought the gnocchi.' Cowherd said.

"'Then you'll eat your dumplings.'" Weaver Girl said.

"'Will you let me eat fennel-stuffed gnocchi or let me eat mushroom-stuffed gnocchi or let me eat purslane?'

"'You ate fennel-stuffed gnocchi last year, so you're still eating fennel-stuffed gnocchi.'" Weaver Girl said.

"'I can't eat fennel-stuffed gnocchi this year, because Erya likes to eat fennel-stuffed gnocchi this year, and I have to leave it to her.'"

"'Then you'll eat mushroom-stuffed gnocchi.'"

"'I can't eat mushroom-stuffed gnocchi either, because the big girl likes to eat mushroom-stuffed gnocchi, and I have to leave it to her.'" Cowherd said.

"'Then you will eat the purslane stuffed vegetable dumplings.'" Weaver Girl said.

"'I can't eat purslane-stuffed gnocchi either, because it's for you.'"

"'I'm not hungry, so let's eat the dumplings.'"

"'If you don't eat the gnocchi, I won't eat the gnocchi, it's not that I don't want to eat it, it's because I'm embarrassed to eat the gnocchi left for you.'"

"'Eat it.' Weaver Girl said.

"'I won't eat it, so I'll save it for next year.'"

"'Then I'll eat it next year.'" Weaver Girl said.

"'Aren't you hungry if you don't eat vegetable dumplings?' Cowherd said.

"'I said it, I ate it.'

"'What do you eat?'

"'I eat dipterocarp liver.'

"'Will you make anchocarp dragon liver?' How come I haven't seen it? ’

"'I didn't do it, they gave it to me.'" Weaver Girl said.

"'Who gave it to you?'

"'It's a barefoot immortal.'

"'Did he put his feet on his feet while he brought you food?'

"'He likes to go barefoot.'

"'Weaver Girl, Weaver Girl, in the future, don't you accept any barefoot immortals, shirtless immortals, and bare-legged immortals to bring you food, okay? Don't accept even the dipterocarp and phoenix liver, you know, we can only see each other once a year, and the time to meet is only for a short time. I really don't know what will happen after the Dao. ’

"'Don't think too much. We don't have any shirtless immortals here, bare-legged immortals. The Weaver Girl said.

"'You don't make me think too much, what do you make me think?'

"'Just think about eating your gnocchi.'"

“……

At this time, the magpie chirped, and the time was up, and the magpie bridge shrank into two balls in an instant, carrying them separately to their respective galactic shores.

"This is the end of the show of affection. You say, isn't the Cowherd a little stupid? The Queen Mother of the West said.

"'He's a bit of a dumb mouth.'" I say.

"'Ha Luha, great, you think the same thing as this old lady of mine.'

"'Yes, I think the same thing as your old man, dear Queen Mother. There is no generation gap between me and you. I said.

"'Little Seventh Sister, you are really a good boy, a hundred times stronger than the Weaver Girl, you can see it. There is no generation gap between the two of us, I love talking to you, I love to see you, I really want to think of you as a goddaughter. The old lady said.

"'Dear Queen Mother, I would love to be your goddaughter too.' I say.

"'That's great, come here, kowtow to me, call me Mommy.'"

I immediately knelt down and kowtowed to the Queen Mother, and called her Mom.

"'Great, my good daughter Little Seventh Sister, you are my daughter from now on, if you want to see me, go to Zhipu to pick a Yundan flower, shake it three times at the sky, and I will come to see you. If anyone here dares to bully you, I will teach him (her) a lesson mercilessly, punish and punish him (her). Including your master, Lord Yanyun. The Queen Mother of the West said.

"'Thank you, thank you, dear mother.'

"From now on, I am the goddaughter of the Queen Mother of the West, what do you say about my friendship with the Queen Mother?" The seventh sister said proudly.

"So you and the Queen Mother are as close to each other as mother and daughter." The princess said.

"It's mother and daughter." The seventh sister said.

"In this way, you can really pry the Queen Mother of the West and let He Xiangu and Guanyin Bodhisattva set up a ring to compete in martial arts." The princess said.

"Of course."

"That's a word, you must let me know in advance, I don't want to miss this wonderful show." The princess said.

While they were talking, the golden duck was already waiting impatiently on the shore, raising his horse's head and neighing.

The seventh sister raised her hand and clamped the horse's belly between her feet.

The golden horse spread its golden wings and flew into the lake, which immediately divided into a wall of water, forming a hollow, and the horse carried the two girls to the deep water......

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Through the layers of water curtains, I came to the bottom of the lake in a blink of an eye, and a huge semicircular bright silver sphere stood out in front of me, on which thunder was stirring and ball lightning rolling, shining underwater like day.

The seventh sister raised her hand, and the bright silver ball opened a door, and the water splashed outward, and it seemed that the water could not enter, but the golden duck jumped into it and flew in very easily.

Inside is a huge silver-glittering hall lined with 1,000-year-old Monte Carry's famous bright silver craft display cases, which houses Thor's collection of antique fairy artifacts and thunder drums and thunder hammers. Along the four walls around the new bright silver sculpture of Yanyun eighteen horses, one by one energetic, heroic, the horse does flying, two of the heads of handsome men and beauties have been completed in the first draft, the other sixteen horses of the head is still dim, a handsome man wearing a top hat, holding a golden pipe is sitting on the top of the sculpture frame, no need to clean his face, a pair of shrewd eyes, bright and bright, as if thoughtful.

In the middle of the hall, a long table of bright silver has been placed, and the table has been placed with delicacies from the mountains and seas, rhinoceros borneol, and several handsome guys and strong men are pushing cups and changing lamps, feasting. The fairy sound in the hall is ethereal, and a beautiful dancer is dancing with her sleeves to help the fun.

"This is also the member of our eighteen horsemen, from the left is Wulang Wang Da Xihan, Liulang Beiyangui, Balang Sima Yihui, Jiulang Niu Xuan, Shilang Situ Xiongguan." The seventh sister introduced to the princess.

"Why don't they cover their faces?" The princess said.

"They're eating, and they're not masked when they're eating." The seventh sister said.

The two girls rolled over and dismounted.

At this time, a man as strong as a bull, with a face that resembled a cow's face, and a pair of blue bull's eyes, stood up drunkenly and shouted:

"Hey, seventh sister, seventh sister, come and remove the hijab and have a drink. I want to see your little face. Suddenly saw the princess behind the seventh sister, "Hey, who is that alien girl?" It's weirdly good-looking. ”

"This is the princess from the Alpha Star Palace." The seventh sister said as she wiped off her mask, revealing her fluttering blue hair and blue eyes, "Who do you think is beautiful between the two of us?" ”

"It depends on which planet's standards are used," Hachiro Sima Yihui said, "If you measure it by the standards of the universe, your seventh sister's face can charm a company, and your beautiful eyes can charm a group." ”

Liulang Beiyangui stood up and poured a glass of Situ Jiaer's royal wine for the princess and the seventh sister respectively, and then picked up the wine glass and said: "Dear two beauties, please drink this cup of the famous wine drunk beauty loved by the nobles of Situ Jiaer, I think this noble princess has not tasted this kind of sweet wine." ”

"I haven't drunk any of your real estate's famous wines yet, and I'm trying to try it today."

The princess said and drank it all. A red cloud immediately appeared on his face.

"Ha Luha, it's so beautiful, beautiful princess," Bei Yangui said, "your beauty after drinking can fascinate a planet." ”

The seventh sister also took the wine glass and drank it all, and a flush appeared on her face: "Do you think I'm more beautiful than just now?" ”

Hachiro Sima Yihui smiled and said, "You can charm a regiment just now, but now you can charm an army." ”

At this time, I suddenly heard someone shouting:

"Seventh sister, please smile at me!"

The seventh sister looked back, and it turned out to be the sculptor sitting on the shelf, who was specially invited by the county lord from the middle relay star.

"Oops, dear sculptor Rudabanda, are you making me smile at you? Do you have a crush on me? He smiled at Ruda Banda.

"Well, it's beautiful, I remember." The sculptor took a puff of his golden pipe and spewed out a string of smoke rings, "You are very beautiful, and you are the god of beauty in my mind." In a moment, I will sculpt your bright silver head according to your charming smiling face, and I will carve a living image of you with eyes that move, eyelids that blink, and Sakuraguchi who can speak. ”

"Thank you so much, sculptor." The seventh sister said gratefully.

"Would you like a sculptor to sculpt me in a majestic and beautiful way?" "I'm pretty handsome, but I'm still a little lacking in self-confidence, and I hope to reshape me through your sculptor's hand." ”

"Okay, I'll make you happy." Rudabanda said.

"O(∩_∩)O whoa, the one who plays with gold, silver, and stones, don't smoke, you can come and have a drink," said Niu Xuan, grinning, "Come and take a good look at me, I don't think I'm as handsome as a few of them, I want you to sculpt me handsome." ”

"I'm just going to take two sips, too."

Rudabanda put away his golden pipe and jumped off the sculpture frame, came to the table, unceremoniously poured himself a cup of drunken beauty, drank it all, and took another sip of borneol.

"Good wine, good wine!" The sculptor said.

Niu Xuanyu patted him on the shoulder: "I said that you play with gold, silver and stones, don't patronize eating and drinking, you take a closer look at me, am I handsome?" ”

"What do you think?" The sculptor said.

"I don't think I'm handsome, and they all say I look a little bit like a cow." Niu Xuan said without self-confidence.

"Is there anything wrong with being like a cow? I think it's good, I can sculpt you into a handsome cow handsome boy. Rudabanda said.

"yes, that's great! , I just hope you sculpt me to be handsome. Niu Xuanyu said happily, "You drink, you drink." He poured wine for the sculptor.

The sculptor drank another glass, and his eyes sparkled with intelligence.

"Good wine, good wine!" Rudabanda said, "This wine can inspire my creations, it's a good wine." ”

The seventh sister also drank a full glass, showed a red smile, looked at the sculptor a little drunk, and said, "Does this wine only inspire your creation?" This wine is called Drunken Beauty Wine, which can stimulate people's love and passion, and the love in your heart has not sprouted? ”

"Ahh If you want to talk about love, I don't have much time to fall in love, and I don't have time to pat and drag girls. I like to get married first and then fall in love. ”

"Why do you want to get married first and then fall in love?" The seventh sister said.

"You know, I'm thirty-nine, I'm about to be forty years old, I've been busy with sculpture, I don't have time to find a partner, I'm still single, if any girl takes a fancy to me, I want to get married immediately, have a child immediately, have a child, and inherit our family's sculpture skills in the future. If a girl doesn't want to have children, only values my money, only wants to eat, drink and have fun, and only wants to indulge in the good times of love, I'm sorry, don't harass. The sculptor said.

"As the saying goes, a man has forty-one flowers, I think you are good, handsome and talented," the seventh sister said with a blush on her face, "If you like me, I can marry you." ”

"Really? Beautiful goddess, the moving living beauty in my mind, do you really want to marry me? You have to think about it, this is a marriage first and then love......"

"Marry first, then fall in love." The seventh sister insisted and agreed.

"That's a real deal." The sculptor said.

"But you also have to think about it, dear Ruda Banda, I'm the White Tiger, aren't you afraid?" The seventh sister said.

"I'm not afraid, dear seventh sister, as the saying goes, one thing descends to one thing, and I am destined to descend to the white tiger. Besides, I'm not superstitious. ”

"Oh well. That's it, wait for me to tell the master, ask for a leave, choose a good day and an auspicious day, and you will take me to the door. The seventh sister said.

"I don't have to ask anyone for leave, I am in charge of my marriage. I went back and was ready to stay motionless. Rudabanda said.

"How can you marry me if you don't move?" The seventh sister said puzzled.

"One move is the Rice Rice brand-name spaceship, and the one is the seven towers, seven halls, six bathrooms, double spiral staircase with garden, as the wedding room for the two of us." Rudabanda said.

"Alright then, I'll wait for you." The seventh sister said.

"But one thing, when we get married, we have children." Rudabanda said.

"I will give birth to you and give birth to a child, if you can't give birth, medicine is also very advanced now, besides, I can still eat the fairy grass of the Zhipu Garden sown by my mother. It shouldn't be a problem. ”

"Who is your mother?"

"My mother is the Queen Mother, and I am her goddaughter." The seventh sister said.

"Will the Queen Mother agree to our marriage?" The sculptor said worriedly.

"I think she will agree, as long as I don't look for a cowherd, she will agree." The seventh sister said.

"Then I'll be relieved." The sculptor said and bowed his hand to everyone present, "Please help me to be an engagement witness, and if the Queen Mother comes to ask about this marriage, please help me with a few kind words." ”

The crowd stood up together: "We will say a lot for you." ”

"Don't worry, our little seventh sister has finally married out, and it's too late for us to be happy." Hachiro Sima Yihui said.

Liulang Beiyan beckoned, and the dancers ran up to pour wine for everyone. Everyone toasted together to bless a couple:

"Congratulations to our little seventh sister for finally having a home." Sima Yihui raised his glass and said.

Everyone drank it all, and then applauded at Seventh Sister and Rudabanda, and the applause echoed in the hall.

The seventh sister said to the sculptor, "Do you have time for these two days?" I'd like to have a chat with you. ”

"I don't have time to talk or fall in love for the past two days. Today, I will complete the carving of the bright silver sculpture of your Yanyun Eighteen Rides, and tomorrow I will go to the Shilu University of Science and Technology to sculpt the dumb puzzle bright gold giant sculpture for Lao Barlow. ”

"Dumb riddle carving?" The seventh sister was very interested.

"It is a three-dimensional dumb riddle carving, called "Xianfan Road Bridge", whoever breaks the dumb riddle can easily go back and forth between the two worlds of Xianfan." Rudabanda said.

"Then tell me the answer to the riddle." The seventh sister said.

"I can't tell you the mystery, I signed a contract with Old Barlow, there is a confidentiality clause, even if you are my fiancée, I can't tell you, this is a code of ethics." Rudabanda said.

"Then can I come with you tomorrow?" The seventh sister said.

"Of course, you can help me with it, if you don't go, I may need to hire a craftsman." The sculptor said.

"Can I talk to you while I work?" The seventh sister said.

"Of course, the construction hall is usually just the two of us." Rudabanda said.

"Shall I dine with you when I'm done?"

"Absolutely. How can a man go without eating? ”

"Then can I go to the bar with you after dinner?"

"Of course, you can, but how can you be inspired without drinking?" Rudabanda said.

"Okay, can we go for a walk in the garden together after we've had a drink?" The seventh sister said.

"Absolutely, walking is also a great way to spark your creative imagination."

"Well, can we sit on the garden chairs and snuggle up to each other and kiss each other gently?"

"Of course you can, as long as you don't waste time, don't kiss for half a day." Rudabanda said.

"After the sculpture is completed, can we go to the beautiful beach of St. Quinta's star and dive to the bottom of the sea to fish for pearls?"

"Of course, the joy of completion is fascinating, and every time I finish a great sculpture, I get so excited that I want to plunge into the sea and swim."

"Fishing for pearls by the way?"

"Yes, by the way, catch pearls, if there are pearls there, but I haven't fished them." Rudabanda said.

"Then can we talk about love when we have time?" The seventh sister said.

"I said I didn't have time for a relationship!" The sculptor said.

"Well, no love, we just talk together, eat together, drink together, walk together, kiss each other together, dive together, swim together, catch pearls together. All right? ”

"Of course it's good, as long as you don't fall in love." Rudabanda said.

"Then we'll get married and then fall in love." The seventh sister said.

"Yes, get married first and then fall in love." Rudabanda said proudly.

"Then how do you fall in love after getting married?" The seventh sister said.

"We can sweep the floor, wipe the table, wash the toilet, repair the fence, mow the grass, pick up horse manure, swatt flies, change the baby's diaper, ......."

"Hahaha...... It's a wonderful feeling to be in love. The seventh sister couldn't help laughing.

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

The princess tugged at the sleeve of the seventh sister and said to her, "Your life's work is decided, and it is time to take me to see the gorillas." ”

"By the way, I forgot about this stubble," the seventh sister patted her head, and said to the group, "Okay, you should eat, drink, and work, and do your business, I'm going to take the princess to the dungeon to see if there is a gorilla there." ”

"We didn't see any gorillas." Everybody said.

"Then I'm going to check it out too, the gorilla is my precious pet, I must find it." The princess said.

The seventh sister smiled at Rudabanda, and then led the princess to the left side of the hall, where there was a bright silver star door.

As soon as the seventh sister raised her hand, the star gate opened, and the seventh sister flashed in. The princess also flashed in.

Inside is a circular room, also made entirely of bright silver. There was a chill in the room, and the princess shivered.

In the center of the room is a well of a black hole. The seventh sister said to the princess:

"Below this well is an underground cold cell, where two important female prisoners are held, and you have to talk to them less when you see them, both of them are very skilled. Remember? ”

"Remembered." The princess said.

As soon as the princess's words fell, the seventh sister had already jumped down the well, and the princess didn't dare to slack off, so she also jumped down......

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