Huge came to look for the donkey, and before he entered the door, he shouted: "Drink tea, drink tea!" ”

The leather donkey impatiently grabbed Bai and said, "Drink tea? You should drink urine. ”

"What's wrong? I didn't mess with you. Could it be that Li Er's eight lambs provoked you, you don't dare to say a word to him, take Lao Tzu out of anger, right? "Huge is very dissatisfied with the donkey.

The donkey said: "Huge, you huge king, do you really not know, or are you pretending to be confused?" Li Er and Huang Dakuo engaged in fraud, coaxed the money in Wufeng's hand, and set up a bullshit handicraft factory. Now it's posted. At the beginning, it was started with Lao Tzu's money. Tell me, now Huang Dakuo, should he give me a share? ”

Da Da looked at the indignant appearance of the leather donkey, his mouth opened, and he wanted to make a statement, but suddenly remembered that his wife Liu Xueyin had taken the advantage, so he quickly closed his mouth and said with a smile: "Drink tea, drink tea, eat chicken, eat chicken." ”

When the donkey saw the huge and thin mud, he began to scold the huge: "You huge king, eat chicken and drink tea, I will provide you with something serious, you are pushing and hindering, you just don't cooperate." What is the intention? Let me ask you, last time Huang Dakuo, did he really borrow Wufeng's money? Tell the truth, my grandfather is greatly rewarded. ”

Just as he was about to speak, the donkey's mobile phone rang one after another, one after another, and the sound was endless. The donkey didn't know who was calling, because people often called to order chickens, so he was afraid that he would miss the business, so he hurriedly shook his hand to stop talking. Quickly picked up the phone, and when I heard it, it was the phone department calling, and asked the donkey to receive the award, saying that his points were enough to receive a first prize.

Huge waved his hand quietly and said to the donkey: "Ask what the first prize will receive?" ”

The donkey asked, "What kind of prize will you receive for the first prize?" ”

The other party said that there were a lot of prizes for the first prize, and called the owner of the mobile phone to choose it himself. Huge and faintly heard, as if there was a mobile phone or something. What exactly it is, before I heard it clearly, the people hung up.

Huge asked, "Who's calling, man and woman?" ”

"It's a little girl. It seems to be a customer service agent on the phone. Tell me to go and claim the prize. The donkey was at a loss.

"Call the phone back and ask where to get the prize, as long as it doesn't cost money, it doesn't matter what you get." They give us something, and we can't afford to lose. Let's ride an electric car and don't spend any money. Afraid of what? It's a big deal, I sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman. I'll go with you, and that's all right. ”

Under the encouragement of the huge donkey, he asked clearly on the phone, the specific address, and called the huge to go home, and rode Liu Xueyin's electric car, and the two of them were about to go on the road, fortunately, the road was not far away, on the side of the inclined road in the city. There's a landmark there's a lot to remember. It's right across from the old department store. How many years has the old department store been, who doesn't know, who doesn't know? Back in the day. It's very hot, it's full of traffic every day, and people can't squeeze it away. Those waiters in department stores, you call her three or five "waiters". She patronizes and talks, ignoring you at all. That kind of service attitude, if you put it aside now. I told the boss to get out of here. In a market economy, how can there be leisure to feed idlers? Your aunt and uncle? My father doesn't want to raise it yet, hum!

The donkey said: "Huge, why don't we ride an electric car, you take me?" I'm light, I can't crush your electric car. Besides, your electric car is new. It's the new three-point hard. ”

Huge look at the small body of the leather donkey, at most a hundred catties. Nodding yes.

The leather donkey jumped on the huge electric car, and the two of them were just about to leave, when Li Er came unhurriedly and shouted at them: "What are you going to wow?" Wait for me. ”

Da Da said: "Blind donkey, throw the key to the chicken shop to Li Er, ask him to show you the door, come back so that you can knock on his bamboo pole and slaughter him for a meal of seafood." ”

The leather donkey reluctantly took out the key to the chicken shop, and while throwing it to Li Er, he also threw down a sentence: "Look at the chicken shop, come back and get a reward!" ”

Li Er saw the huge donkey with the skin, and the two of them ran away at a gallop and ran in the direction of the city. I couldn't catch up with myself when I ran, so I went over and picked up the key thrown by the donkey, opened the door of the chicken shop, entered the house, and thought to myself: You two have entered the city, look at the Western scenery, don't call me, okay, I can't eat chicken myself? Lao Tzu is waiting for you while eating and drinking.

Li Er was self-reliant, found out the best tea leaves of the leather donkey and soaked them, took out the good cigarettes hidden on the top of the leather donkey's refrigerator and lit them, found out the good wine hidden under the bed by the leather donkey and drank it, nibbled on a roast chicken, leisurely, hummed a little song, and generously became the boss of the leather donkey.

Besides, the huge leather donkey came to the place mentioned on the phone in a hurry. When I entered the door, it was a shopping mall that sold mobile phones. There are all kinds of mobile phones on the counter. There is no shortage of brands. The girls at the counter thought they were here to buy mobile phones. Smiling faces, smiling sweetly, rushing to introduce the products they sold to the two people of the huge leather donkey, talking exaggeratedly and talking wildly. After speaking, I realized that they were not here to buy mobile phones, but to get points to receive prizes, and the girls pulled their faces one by one, not giving them a good look. After talking for a long time, busy in vain, come to receive the prize? Why didn't you say it earlier?

An old lady received a huge leather donkey, and her attitude was lukewarm. asked, "Report your phone number, and I'll check it for you." ”

The donkey told the mobile phone number, don't look at it as an old lady. It's good to remember, the donkey said his mobile phone number, and people remembered it, and knocked it on the computer, and then said: "First prize." Pick these things up. She pointed to a section of the counter in front of them and told them to look at the contents.

Take a closer look with the leather donkey, what, in addition to pumping paper, it is some dry batteries on the remote control, and a few plastic mobile phone cases, just now the leather donkey didn't hear clearly on the phone, what people are talking about is not a mobile phone, it is a mobile phone case, the kind on the waist, how many years has it been outdated. Give it to those who collect rags, and people don't want it. As a prize?

The leather donkey looked at it one by one, and the most expensive thing in it was the paper, a pack of two cents a piece. He thought, he can't come in vain, it's a colorful head, so he asked the old lady to give him a pack of pumping paper, put it in his pocket, and beckoned the huge to come out, the two of them rode the electric car, walked seven or eight steps, and the huge shouted away: "No, no, hurry down!" How do I feel. The air pressure on the rear wheels is not very high. ”

The leather donkey hurriedly jumped down from the back seat of the electric car, bent down, pressed the back seat of the electric car hard, and pressed it hard, and the outer tire of the rear wheel deflated all of a sudden. Almost hit the ground. It seems that it will not work if you don't fix it. If you carry the two people back like this, you have to pay for the rear tires. Huge said to the donkey: "You sit here and wait, I'll go to the car repair shop in front of me and get full of energy." Come back and pick you up. ”

The mechanic carefully looked at the rear tire and said, "Boss, your tire needs to be repaired." ”

Huge asked, "How much?" ”

"Ten pieces."

The huge bargain said: "Master, how about giving you six yuan?" ”

"Not very good. Don't do it. "The car mechanic expected that the huge was a passer-by, and the tires of the electric car were out of gas, so it was not possible to repair the car. If he rides the electric car back like this, the tires will have to be exhausted. Therefore, the car repairer has a fixed price. There is no room for huge bargaining. He wasn't given that leeway.

Pangda asked, "Master, how much does it cost to use your gas bag?" ”

The mechanic said, "Do you want to ride back quickly with full gas?" ”

"We repair cars and repair tires there." Three dollars a piece, you open your mouth for ten dollars, that's a lot. I'll just borrow your gas pump. ”

The mechanic said, "Use the air pump for a dollar." Full of gas, you hurry up. It should be fine to go home, but you can't bring people with you. Such a new tire is more than 80 yuan. ”

Huge holds the pump in his hand. After comparing for a while, I put the rear tire of the electric car full of gas, gave the car repairman a dollar, and didn't care about the donkey, and ran home desperately when I stepped on. He didn't even look back. In one breath, I ran to the vegetable market in Dongjiaozi, where there was a car repairer who was friends with Da Da. He repaired the electric car for a huge amount and asked for a huge tire repair fee of three yuan.

After the electric car is repaired, he should go back and bring the donkey back. But he didn't, he was afraid that the electric car would break down on the way back. I rode an electric car, came directly to the chicken shop, put down the electric car, sat down in the chicken shop, ate chicken, drank tea with Li Er, and waited for the leather donkey to run back on foot! Isn't that pure, you say? How can anyone do this in the world? The forest is big, there are any birds, and it's so big, what do you say? Whoever works with him is unlucky.

Li Er asked Dafang: "You're back, where is the donkey?" ”

He hurriedly stuffed a piece of chicken into his mouth and chewed it, because he was in a hurry, he choked, and quickly poured a cup of tea into his mouth, washed the chicken down, and then said, "The donkey is waiting for me there." The rear tire of the electric car was broken, so I went to fix it. ”

"And now?" Li Er asked.

Huge said: "Now, I'm not here, eating chicken with you?" ”

Li Er asked dissatisfiedly, "Where is the leather donkey?" What did he do? ”

"Love. He has long legs on his body, and he will run back when he is tired of waiting. It's not yet noon, and it's early before it gets dark. When he said this, he was very relaxed. It's as if you don't need to run back with a donkey.

Li Er looked at Pangda's current appearance, and suddenly remembered that a few years ago, it was also this season, when Pangda was dealing with traffic accidents outside the customs, and he asked people to detain people at home and not be able to leave. Call Lao Cuihua and Li Er to help deal with the accident.

After Li Er and Lao Cuihua got there, Li Er and Lao Cuihua were left there, and he took the opportunity to escape, almost forcing Li Er to die outside the gate. If it weren't for Li Erxin's flexible eyes, he would have to be ugly that time!

Li Er thought of this, and his heart was full of anger. However, it has been several years since things happened, looking at Xiao Taohong's face, Li Er has long stopped worrying about these things. He held back his anger. Start chatting with the giant.

Later, Li Er looked at the sun, it was time to eat, and when he looked out, he still didn't see the shadow of the leather donkey. He said, "Huge, you can watch the door here, or go and bring the donkey back, you can pick and choose." ”

The huge greedy for eating chicken and drinking wine waved his hand and sent Li Er out and told him to go to pack a donkey. He himself was in the chicken shop, eating and drinking.

Li Er came to the clinic and told Liu Xueyin: "Dafang asked me to ride an electric car and bring the leather donkey back." ”

Liu Xueyin pursed his lips and smiled: "If you want to ride an electric car yourself, do you still want to play a huge banner?" Liu Xueyin personally pushed the electric car out to Li Er and told Li Er: "Pangda is guarding the door in the chicken shop, the seafood building is going to work, I will go to watch the door for Pang, replace him back, and hurry up to work in the seafood restaurant." ”

Li Er nodded. No matter what Liu Xueyin said behind him, he rode quickly towards the city.

Besides, the leather donkey, honestly sitting on the steps of others, looking left and right, but there is no huge shadow. At first, he thought that it might take a little longer to repair the car, repair the tires, and pump up. Just wait patiently. But as the sun slowly moved, I saw that it was noon, and there was still no huge shadow. The donkey has a premonition that things are not good, is it a huge person, regardless of my life or death, and ran away? Thinking of this, he knew that it was broken, so he hurriedly ran to the car repair shop and asked the car repair master, was there a car repairer just now? Not tall, short and stocky, bald, with a melon head. What about him?

The mechanic said: "He pumped up the electric car and ran early." ”

The donkey was deflated when he heard this. Sitting on the ground, he muttered, "It's over, it's over, I've been deceived!" ”

It's not an idea to sit here. Dust doesn't run away on its own. It's fast, but it costs money. The donkey thought about it and made up his mind, so I might as well run back slowly. Aren't those who run and exercise stupidly along the road? Just when I exercised my body.

The donkey ran and ran along the way home. He usually doesn't exert himself, but before he ran out of two miles, he was already sweating, and his legs were as heavy as lead. I couldn't run, so I changed running to walking, and then I replaced walking with moving, and then I couldn't move anymore, so I simply lay down on the side of the road in the sunny place, basking in the sun. The clothes all over the body were also soaked with sweat, and when the cold wind blew, it was cold and cold. The donkey yawned repeatedly, and the symptoms of a cold were very obvious. He looked weakly in the direction of the east crutch, ruthless, and wanted to fight home, but then he thought about it, my dignified leather donkey, a man, do you just admit defeat? No, damn it, there's a sickle in the crotch of your pants, and you're running back! I don't believe in it! The leather donkey got up, shook his spirits, and was just about to start running, when he saw Li Er, riding an electric car from a distance. He shouted happily, "Here I am." ”

Li Er came to the donkey, turned the electric car around, and then asked, "Are you in a hurry?" ”

The leather donkey hurriedly asked Li Er: "Why are you here?" What about huge? ”

"He's eating chicken. Tell me to pick you up. Li Er said calmly.

"Ah, chicken? Broken! The leather donkey beat his chest and howled, urging Li Erdao: "Hurry up, run back." ”

Li Er listened to the words of the donkey, and ran as soon as he accelerated. I heard the donkey shouting behind him: "Stop, stop!" I haven't gone up yet, what are you running? ”

Li Er smiled and pretended to say, "It turns out that you didn't get in the car, I said that the car feels light." ”

The leather donkey knew that Li Er was deliberately mischievous with him, and he didn't care about it. jumped into the back seat of the electric car, and urged Li Er to run quickly.

When the donkey came home, he saw that the house was in shambles. On the small dining table, chicken bones are everywhere. The wine bottle is horizontal on the ground, the teacup is full of tea residues, cigarette handles everywhere, two cigarette boxes, empty, and then look at the big aluminum basin containing chickens, when I left, there were ten chickens in it, and now there are only seven left, and the whole loss of three chickens!

The donkey counted the account with his fingers: ninety dollars for three chickens. Forty dollars for two boxes of cigarettes. Two bottles of good wine, one hundred and twenty yuan, tobacco, alcohol and chicken, the three parts add up, a total of two hundred and fifty yuan, ah? Half-hung two hundred and five?

The leather donkey stomped his feet and shouted: "I'm just a half-assed two hundred and five, I listened to the gossip, I went to get some bullshit reward, I ran for a long time without saying anything, I didn't count the tea, and I lost two hundred and five in the whole number, my God, this is my net income for three days." He took out the box of paper and threw it on the ground outside.

When he lost his breath a little and went back outside to find the box of paper, where was the wow? Turning her head to look into the distance, Liu Xueyin was holding the box of paper, riding her electric car, and walking home! (To be continued......)