Chapter 475: Fluttering Chest Hair
Well, Yoko, you're a layman, you don't understand. The Japanese are so virtuous, if anyone beats them numb and falls down, they will obey whomever they want, and they will cry and shout that they want to mess with whom.
In ancient times, we were powerful, and they would mix with us all day long, and they would be mixed for hundreds of years and thousands of years. In modern times, the Americans defeated them, and they mixed with the Americans. The Americans want them to be square, and they want them to be round.
They have also heard of the virtue of the Japanese, Han Guanyang, but they just didn't think about it just now. Han Guanyang was thinking that Sun Buwu's ideological consciousness had improved, and this guy suddenly asked in a sly manner: "Have you ever seen a woman wearing open crotch pants?" Han Guanyang was not used to this kind of leaping thinking, and he didn't understand it for a while.
"It's a woman who runs around the street in open crotch pants." Sun Buwu explained step by step.
Han Guanyang understood this time, but he said with a disdainful look: "All the nonsense, how can there be such a thing." ”
Sun Buwu straightened his waist and said, "There is such a thing in Japan. If you don't believe it, ask Lao Wu to go. He saw it with our own eyes. ”
Wu Zhen is a reputable brand among the younger generation in the cultivation world, and what he said has never been wrong. It's just that there is a suspicion of being abused recently, and Zhang Qiusheng should cherish his good reputation and don't take this credit seriously at all. But Han Guanyang, they don't know, they think that Wu Zhen is still a high-quality brand like before.
Han Guanyang wiped his saliva, and asked with bright eyes: "Tell me, what kind of situation is that?" ”
Sun Buwu's answer disappointed him: "No, I didn't see it clearly." ”
Han Guanyang stomped his feet: "You guys are so bad, why don't you see it clearly?" It's a shame that you're wasting resources. ”
Sun Buwu accepted the criticism and said: "If you want to blame Lao Wu, you have to blame Lao Wu." It was he who said that he was indecent and disrespectful. What to say that we Chinese can't let the Japanese look down on us, and we can't look too tasteless. ”
Han Guanyang stomped his feet again: "Wu Zhen is good at everything, it's just too roundabout." Women dress like this on the street to show people, pay attention to the indecent and don't look at wow. Sun Buwu nodded, expressing understanding and support for Han Guanyang's argument.
Sun Buwu touched and touched in his arms, took out a pack of cigarettes, and handed one to Han Guanyang. Han Guanyang shook his hand and said that he would not smoke. Sun Buwu said: "Smoking a cigarette is nothing. Your true qi can be released, and toxins can be excreted from your body. I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of? ”
A sense of pride in cultivating to be brilliant arose from Han Guanyang's heart, and he reached out to take the cigarette. The two leaned against the base of the command platform and swallowed the clouds.
Li Xiuying and Sun Miaoyin were sitting on the steps next to them, watching Han and Sun smoking openly, Li Xiuying said, "You saw it, right? It's hard not to learn bad in twenty-one! ”
Sun Miaoyin looked at Han Guanyang, a little dazed. I thought, aren't we here to fight? Why haven't you started fighting, crying and crying, learning bad and learning bad?
Li Xiuying abducted Sun Miaoyin again and asked her to see Wu Zhen. Wu Zhen still had his hands in his trouser pockets, but he was holding a cigarette in his mouth, and two puffs of green smoke came out of his nose. Li Xiuying asked, "Do you say that Wu Zhen has become pedantic or has he learned badly?" ”
Han Guanyang was still immersed in the condemnation of Wu Zhen's indecent disdain, and Sun Buwu suddenly broke the strange news: "Hey, Yangzi, do you know what patterns are on the inside of the girl?" "Huh? Cough, cough, Han Guanyang almost choked on a puff of cigarette. What, what, you repeat? No. 21 middle school students can encounter anything.
Sun Buwu roughly told Zhang Qiusheng about lifting the girl's skirt. Han Guanyang asked with infinite yearning: "What is the painting on the inside?" "Damn, how mighty is this, how awesome? Zhang Qiusheng has been my idol ever since.
Sun Buwu's answer disappointed Han Guanyang again: "I didn't see it." The angle is wrong, Zhang Qiusheng just covered me. But that's why we got into a few fights with Japanese boys. ”
This Han Guanyang believes that not to mention his own school, even the girls in his own country are being bullied, and this fight will be fought no matter what. The problem is that Japanese boys beat Sun Buwu, they are nothing more than that. Japan is so wow, women wear open crotch pants, and girls' skirts are lifted. Be sure to take a trip to Japan.
The sound of killing on the auxiliary battlefield shook the sky, and the main battlefield was harmonious. Suddenly, I heard a strange scream: "I am a black whirlwind, Li Kui is here!" "I saw a man shirtless, with black chest hair on his chest, and a bamboo broom in his hand, walking towards the middle of the playground with Peking Opera steps.
Sun Buwu looked at it, paused it slightly, and said to Han Guanyang: "You wait a minute, I'll come when I go." So saying, he threw him another cigarette, got up and turned around and ran.
Li Mantun was the same, and said to Hua Hanzhou: "I'll go get something, and I'll come right away." Then he grabbed his pants and ran away. Wu Zhen and Song Nianren were the same, they ran without even saying hello.
Zhang Qiusheng carried two brooms, came directly to Ma Lao Boxing, pointed at him with a broom and shouted: "Who in front of you dares to block the way of my black bull and eat me with an axe!" Ma Lao Boxer looked at the droplets of water dripping down the broom, and asked in horror: "You, where is your broom?" ”
Zhang Qiusheng said with a grinning face: "This axe is made in the toilet and placed outside the door of the women's toilet. There is a pit outside the door, and the pit has been soaked in that for many years. ”
Ma Lao Boxer was shocked, the broom outside the women's toilet door, so it was returned? The water on the broom, the water, the water, will it be good water?
Old Ma Boxer shouted in fright: "Don't mess around, don't mess around-"
Zhang Qiusheng still said with a grin: "I like to mess around." It's hard for you to ask me to call me to come. ”
Ma Lao Boxer didn't wait for Zhang Qiusheng to finish speaking, he had already drawn out his long sword and danced so tightly that Feng Shui couldn't splash in. If it gets on your body or even your face, it will be a big deal.
Zhang Qiusheng didn't attack either, carrying his "plate axe" and stupidly watching the old horse dancing with a sword. Master Ma Lao's swordsmanship is quite skillful. At this time, I saw the shadow of the sword, shining with silver light. A cloud of sword light enveloped him, and he couldn't see his figure at all.
It's just that with such a crazy sword dance, the strength can't last. People are not machines. Even the machine has to have enough energy. After dancing for a while, Ma Lao Boxer's speed slowed down. However, his dancing speed slackened slightly, and Zhang Qiusheng raised his broom to aim at his flaws. The poor old horse mustered up his strength again to speed up his dance.
Ma Lao boxer is almost sixty years old, and he doesn't know how many fights he has fought in his life. He has a lot of experience in facing the enemy, and he knows that he must attack, and he must attack in defense to solve the current crisis.
The sword light rolled towards Zhang Qiusheng, and the long sword stirred the air and let out a sharp whistling. Zhang Qiusheng slowly circled around the sword group, his gait relaxed and unhurried. The sword light rotated with Zhang Qiusheng, and the moves were all defensive and attacking.
Now a circle has been formed with the sword group as the center and Zhang Qiusheng's footsteps and trajectory as the perimeter. No matter how the sword group moves, it can't break this circle, but the circle moves to the left for a while, then to the right, and then moves forward and backward for a while. The people next to him, whether they were the other party or themselves, avoided each other, and they were afraid of the pair of "plate axes" and the water on them.
Lin Ling and Deng Erya looked at each other, how did Qiusheng look like this? Could it be that when a boy grows up, he becomes like this? No, dads aren't like they are now.
Deng Erya asked Wei Leshun, and Lin Ling asked Chen Jianxing. The two boys shook their heads and said they didn't know. When we swim together in the summer, we are still good in the autumn, and we grow like this in an autumn and a winter? Did he sprinkle fertilizer on his chest?
Wu Yan and Li Xiuying were stunned. The hair on Zhang Qiusheng's body is really disgusting, and he is embarrassed to beat shirtless. This guy really doesn't know what shame is.
It's a long story, but it's only a matter of two or three minutes. Ma Lao Boxer followed Zhang Qiusheng in circles, his blood pressure was a little high, and he was dizzy when he turned around. I had no choice but to give up the offense and switch to a single-minded defense. Ma Lao Boxer has a regret in his heart. How happy am I to be at home with my grandchildren? Why wade into such troubled waters?
Hua Hanzhou and the others in No. 1 Middle School were preparing to ignore Li Mantun and them, and first go and destroy a few people from No. 21 Middle School. Suddenly, there were shouts from several people. This one shouted: "The Demon King of the Mixed World, Cheng Bites Jin Laiye!" "This is Li Mantun, also shirtless, with fluttering chest hair in front and shiny back hair. Holding a mop in both hands, he hit Hua Hanzhou when he saw him pick up the mop. It's good that there is no water on the mop.
Immediately afterwards, there was another shout: "The Demon King of the Mixed World, Cheng Bites Jin Laiye!" "This is Sun Buwu, who is also shirtless, with fluttering chest hair in front and shiny back hair. Both hands are also holding a mop, and they also beat Han Guanyang when he sees him pick up the mop. Fortunately, there was no water on the mop.
There are only two brooms and two mops in the first class of high school. The brooms were all taken away by Zhang Qiusheng, and only one of them grabbed a mop. Both of them were careless and panicked in their rush for time, forgetting to get some water from their mops.
Hua Hanzhou and Han Guanyang hurriedly pulled out their short swords to resist. Han Guanyang shouted: "Sun Buwu, didn't you say that you are too lazy to fight now?" ”
Sun Buwu danced the mop and said: "Everyone on the earth knows that Sun Buwu's words never count. ”
The long mop has a great advantage over the short sword in length, so Li Mantun said to Hua Hanzhou without hurrying: "That Cheng Biting Jin over there is counterfeit and shoddy, and this is an authentic brand." ”
At this time, he shouted again: "The Demon King of the Mixed World, Cheng Biting Jin is here, Qiang Qiang Qiang, Knock-" This is Song Nianren, who is also shirtless, with fluttering chest hair in front and shiny back hair in the back. Holding a three-legged chair with both hands, he smashed it when he saw Kuang Yuchun.
Song Nianren's movements were half a beat slower than Li and Sun, and he didn't grab the mop. I was so anxious to look around, I finally saw Zhang Qiusheng's exclusive sun lounger downstairs in the classroom, and I didn't care about running away.
Kuang Yuchun hurriedly pulled out his short sword to resist. But where can the dagger hold a chair? The chair was too large and heavy to be resisted by ordinary short swords. Kuang Yuchun had to hide in Tibet and avoid it again and again. However, it takes too much effort to make the chair, and after a long time, I am afraid that Song Nianren himself will be defeated first.