Lao Ao felt that Zhang Qiusheng was a reasonable person, and when he looked at him, he was much more pleasing to the eye, and he forgave this guy for defecating everywhere. Keeping your head smart is, of course, more important than keeping it clean and hygienic.

Lao Ao asked Zhang Qiusheng: "What did you eat just now?" Give me something to eat, I want to be smarter too. Zhang Qiusheng was very generous, grabbed a large handful of melon seeds and handed them to Lao Ao. Then lead it to the chaise longue and teach it how to knock melon seeds.

Before he knocked a few pieces, Lao Ao became impatient: "Peel off the hard shell on the outside, there is only such a little benevolence on the inside, and you can't eat anything Mingtang." ”

You don't understand this, right, you're not smart, right? Zhang Qiusheng said: "First of all, this melon seed is very fragrant, right? Secondly, this is the key to knocking melon seeds, its benevolence is small, so no matter how much you knock, no matter how much you knock, even if it is a day to night, you can't get enough stomach. In this way, you can keep knocking, that is, you can keep being smart. ”

Lao Ao nodded, feeling that what Zhang Qiusheng said made a lot of sense. Since eating and drinking can make the brain smarter, of course, it is necessary to eat and drink constantly. What if you don't have enough to eat in a while? Then turn around and be stupid. If you eat a small snack at a time, you can't get enough of it, so you can keep eating smart.

Zhang Qiusheng took out another recliner for Lao Ao to sit on, and then continued to talk: "There is another good way to knock melon seeds, because there is less to eat in the stomach, so there are fewer to pull out." As I said earlier, eating and drinking are equal to Lazar, and we can only eat less to poop less. Lao Aowow, do you think this is the reason? ”

Lao Ao nodded again, thinking that this was indeed the case. I blamed this person just now, and people try to as little as possible. That's it, as long as it's not intentional, then it's forgivable.

One person and one cau, lying on the recliner, talking and drinking water while knocking melon seeds. Lao Ao has been a tool spirit for tens of thousands of years, and he has never been so happy as he is now. The first is that there is someone to talk to, and there is no longer loneliness. Secondly, there are melon seeds, and he feels that he seems to be much smarter. Again, there is such a reclining chair, which is much more comfortable than sitting or lying on your stomach than usual. Clever, this man is clever. Whether it is a person or an Ao, in the world, you must keep eating and drinking, so that you can be smart.

Lao Ao learned from Zhang Qiusheng, and it took more than ten minutes to knock a melon seed. He still thinks that's the cleverness to eat as little as possible and keep eating. The two of them don't know how much time they have been lying down, Lao Ao doesn't care that it has lived alone for tens of thousands of years. Zhang Qiusheng is reading books, some science and technology books are not like novels, not only have to read but also have to think and calculate.

Lao Ao suddenly asked, "Hey, what are you looking at?" Zhang Qiusheng didn't raise his head and said, "Books, don't you even know books?" Lao Ao was ashamed, he really didn't know what a book was. In fact, there is no need to be ashamed, it died in an era when books were not invented.

This, the book, I'm afraid it's also something that can make people smart, Lao Ao makes the right judgment. Then he asked, "Can you show me a little bit?" ”

Zhang Qiusheng took out a martial arts novel, and he estimated that Lao Ao didn't like to read science and technology. But here's the problem, Lao Ao doesn't know words at all, whether it's traditional or simplified. Has anyone ever seen a literate turtle or turtle?

It doesn't matter if you can't read, Zhang Qiusheng taught it, anyway, it's so idle. Lao Ao's cultivation is so high that it is not difficult for literacy work, but the description of the scene in the book, as well as the psychological portrayal.

Zhang Qiusheng can't help this. When Lao Ao was alive, the planet was still a wilderness, and there were no human beings in the modern sense at all, not even human beings in the ancient sense. There are only a few great gods and their subordinates. Or rather, there are only some tribes, and the so-called great gods are the chiefs of these tribes.

In the wilderness era, it was more desolate than some of the current no-man's land. Even some of the so-called great gods did not have the complex thoughts and rich social life of later human beings.

Zhang Qiusheng told Lao Ao that this is the case outside now, don't be surprised. And asked Lao Ao to read it slowly, and read the book three times to understand its meaning.

Lao Ao finished reading all the novels in Zhang Qiusheng's ring, and he still couldn't imagine what the current human society was like. Zhang Qiusheng thought about it, took out the TV, DVD, and battery. He has a lot of CDs in his ring, and he took out one, which is a youth inspirational TV series made by Good Years Entertainment Company.

The TV series has not officially started yet, and Lao Ao is stupid. The music, the flowers, the characters, the cars, the high-rises, and so on. Zhang Qiusheng told it that this is the case with the outside society now.

Lao Ao watched several TV series collected in Zhang Qiusheng's ring repeatedly, and asked Zhang Qiusheng if he didn't understand anything. His questions are all simple to naïve, but fortunately, Zhang Qiusheng is an unreliable person who takes the trouble to explain it repeatedly.

In the end, the melon seeds were eaten. A large bag of melon seeds, the two of them knocked one or two grains for more than ten minutes, but they couldn't stand the long time, and finally finished knocking.

It's just melon seeds, it's gone, it's gone, it's not a big deal, Zhang Qiusheng doesn't care. But Lao Ao can't do it, this thing is delicious, fragrant, and the main thing is that it can make people smart. Lao Ao obviously felt much smarter than before, as for whether reading books or TV series made it smarter, or knocking melon seeds made it smarter, Lao Ao didn't analyze it carefully. It feels that this melon seed cannot be missing, and it will become stupid without melon seeds, which must not be tolerated.

The melon seeds are indeed gone, and Zhang Qiusheng can't change them. Dizzy from being nagged by Lao Ao, he took out a small bottle of wine and said to Lao Ao: "You have to drink this wine slowly." That's all, if it's gone, it's gone. ”

Handing the bottle to Lao Ao, Zhang Qiusheng concentrated on writing his thesis. It's not enough to just read a book, you have to write down your experience and publish it as a paper later. Anyway, being idle is idle, and it's good to do something serious.

I haven't heard Lao Ao's movement for a long time, and Zhang Qiusheng didn't feel anything. The essay writes a paragraph, drinks saliva, smokes a cigarette. When I lit a cigarette, I occasionally looked at Lao Ao and found that this guy was crying. If you look at the bottle, there's still more than half of it.

Zhang Qiusheng didn't bother Lao Ao and continued to write his own thesis. I don't know how long it took, Lao Ao said to Zhang Qiusheng: "Hey, do you still have this wine?" ”

I've told you earlier, no, that's all. Zhang Qiusheng said while coding words: "Didn't you see it? I didn't drink it myself, so I saved it all for you. ”

The truth is that Zhang Qiusheng never drank this kind of wine. But Lao Ao didn't know, he only knew that Zhang Qiusheng really didn't drink. Lao Ao was very moved, this person gave it all the best things, but he was reluctant to drink it at all. This is a good person, an absolutely good person, Lao Ao made a judgment.

Zhang Qiusheng coded a paragraph of text, and said: "This wine is very difficult to brew, and there are very few outside. There are a lot of melon seeds outside, and you can eat as much as you want. "That's the truth. This wine is only available at Enron Winery, and there are no other branches.

Lao Ao begged: "Please go out and do a little, you can do as much as you can." In addition, the more melon seeds are better, the more the better. ”

Going out to buy alcohol? How to get out? If I could get out, I would have left a long time ago, and I would still be here to grind with you.

It's easy to get out, Lao Ao said, "I'll let you out." Well, this was unexpected by Zhang Qiusheng. Zhang Qiusheng, who has always been rough-spoken, has always thought that Lao Ao, like him, was unlucky and was imprisoned for so long. I didn't expect it to be a machine spirit, but it's fun to think about it.

Zhang Qiusheng agreed to Lao Ao's request and went out to find wine and melon seeds for it? No, his virtues are known to all. No one begged him, maybe he would consciously go out to do something. Once someone asks, if he doesn't grind to make people dizzy, then he won't call Zhang Qiusheng.

Some people will ask, Zhang Qiusheng is not in a hurry to go out? Of course, I am in a hurry, but I am not in a hurry at this time. It's been so long, why don't you care about staying a little longer?

How did Lao Ao know about Zhang Qiusheng's bad virtue? Zhang Qiusheng was not in a hurry, it was in a hurry. Lao Ao begged and said, "Otherwise, I recognize you as the Lord, what do you think?" In Lao Ao's mind, Zhang Qiusheng's cultivation is too shallow, and it is simply not worth seeing. But he's smart and has a lot of magic weapons. Those so-called Taiyi Golden Immortals are not as powerful as his magic weapon, and they can even put a square box so that many people can move in it, and they can also talk and sing.

In addition, the most important thing is that Zhang Qiusheng is a good person, so let him be the master without being wronged. Lao Ao planned to recognize Zhang Qiusheng as the master, but Zhang Qiusheng disagreed: "Nonsense, in today's society, everyone is born equal, and there is no such thing as a master or slave for a long time." The landlords and old fortunes have long been defeated, and some have even been shot. Besides, we are brothers now, buddies, and it is not good to become a master-servant relationship all of a sudden. ”

Lao Ao, who is extremely cultivated and has a high IQ, but is honest, was moved by Zhang Qiusheng's words. Who didn't want to refine the Exquisite Tower of Babel before, and who didn't want it to recognize the Lord? Only the person in front of him, not wanting to at all. For so long, he never mentioned it. With Lao Ao's vision, it can be clearly seen that this person really has never had such an idea.

People are like this, the more you don't want something, the more he has to give, and Lao Ao is no exception. Lao Ao said to Zhang Qiusheng sincerely: "As a magic weapon, you have to recognize the Lord anyway." This confession of the Lord does not prevent us from being brothers and buddies. "After watching many TV series, Lao Ao now speaks almost like a modern person.

Seeing that Zhang Qiusheng didn't answer, Lao Ao said again: "Actually, if you recognize the master, this magic weapon is completely yours, and it's useless for others to pick it up." In addition, there are many interesting places to visit the Linglong Babel Tower. It leads up to the fairy world and down to the netherworld. You can go wherever you want. ”

Lao Ao waved his hand ahead, and an endless sea immediately appeared in front of him. He waved his hand behind him, and a rolling mountain appeared behind him. Lao Ao said: "If you want to go to the sea, you can go to the sea, and if you want to go up the mountain, you can go up the mountain." Fun, right? Lao Ao was almost coaxing Zhang Qiusheng to recognize him as a servant.