Chapter 376: If
Referring to this, Yang Kang tilted his head and thought about it, and said: "In fact, Australia is okay, it is rich in minerals, forestry and animal husbandry, etc., so it has developed two relatively rich countries, and the other country is also rich in minerals, but the money is made by others." ”
"Huh?" In this regard, Guo Fatzi expressed his incomprehension and asked, "What country is so stupid?" Have minerals that they don't know about developing? ”
"The only place in the world where jadeite is produced." "Although I have never been to Myanmar, that country is a federal government, and the money has been made by others, and the local people are living very hard, and there is not even a decent road." But Myanmar is also rich in minerals, not to mention jadeite, there are also rich gold and silver mines, red sapphires, precious forestry and so on. ”
"Really?" Guo Fatzi asked stunned.
"Really!" Yang Kang nodded, "What did I lie to you for?" In the future, if we have the opportunity, we will go to Myanmar for a walk. ”
"Okay!" Guo Fatzi smiled, "I heard that they can hunt in the forest, and there are big tigers or something?" ”
"I've heard there are, too." Yang Kang listened, looked at Guo Fatzi's curious look, and couldn't help but say, "But if the tiger touches a fat man like you, it will definitely be a beautiful meal!" ”
"You-" Guo Fatzi glared at him, for a long time, but still didn't hold back, and said, "Little Wangye, a fat man like me, when I encounter a tiger, is it the tiger that eats the fat man, or the fat man I smashed the tiger's head with a fist, and then got a tiger skin jacket or something, it's hard to say." But if you run into a tiger......"
"I'll have more tiger mounts." Yang Kang laughed, "It's definitely more eye-catching than Lamborghini." ”
"Don't you dream, you still have a tiger mount?" Guo Fatzi smiled, "The tiger will drag you back to the cave as an appetizer, you look at your skin, pink and tender, the tiger absolutely loves it." Of course, just like you, it's not enough for the tiger to have a full meal. In the words of our owner......"
"What did your boss say?" Yang Kang was stunned for a moment. Asked.
"Our boss said that you are too thin and need to get someone who is a good cook to fatten you up. It's enough for the tiger to be full. Guo Fatzi said seriously.
"You...... You're a dead fat man. Yang Kang scolded angrily. You're fat. Are you enough for a tiger? ”
"I'm naturally enough for the tiger to eat, I'm sorry, what do I say?" Guo Fatzi's words just came out. After reminiscing about it, he immediately hurriedly said, "When the tiger touches me, it's not enough to see." ”
"Hahaha!" Yang Kang took out his mobile phone, shook it at Guo Fatzi, and then clicked it, and inside the phone, Guo Fatzi's words just now came - I am naturally enough for the tiger to be full.
Then, Yang Kang pressed a number and sent the audio over.
"Little prince, who did you send to you?" Guo Fatzi was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and scolded, "Can you not be so bad?" ”
"Who told you to bury me for not enough for a tiger?" Yang Kang said.
"I won't tell you, you said, we are talking about the big boss in a good manner, why did we talk about this topic?" Guo Fatzi sighed and said, "Little Wangye, let's continue to talk about the big boss? ”
"Huh?" Yang Kang nodded, he also wanted to talk about Shao Wenmo.
"Okay, say Big Boss." Guo Fatzi sighed and said, "You also know, I am a fat man, and I still practice martial arts - as a fat man who practices martial arts, do you say, is it my fault that I eat a lot?" ”
"It's not!" Yang Kang nodded seriously and said, "It's a blessing to be able to eat." ”
He is not a joke Guo Fatzi, when the stupid big man followed him in the past, he has always been very emotional, it is a blessing to be able to eat, unlike people like him.
"Every time the big boss sees me eating, he will say-" Guo Fatzi sighed.
"What are you talking about?" Yang Kang was very curious.
"I don't say, you guess." At this time, Guo Fatzi's coffee had already been brewed, and he immediately poured a cup for Yang Kang, and then turned out the brown sugar from the drawer of the hotel table, put two packets of sugar, added milk, stirred well, and handed it to Yang Kangdao, "You don't dislike sweetness?" ”
"No, I have a sweet tooth." Yang Kang said.
"Hmm!" Guo Fatzi nodded and said, "Guess-"
"I can't guess." Yang Kang shook his head and said, "Say you eat too much?" ”
"It's not!" Guo Fatzi said, "He always talks - why is my Akang so thin, I want to cook for him and fatten him a little more." ”
Speaking of this, Yang Kang was stunned, and remembered his first meeting with Shao Wenmo for no reason.
"It's okay if you don't say it, you said it, I actually miss him." Yang Kang said softly, "When will he come to Huaxia to cook for me?" Last time you were really, when he came back, you didn't tell me, and I almost didn't see him. ”
"We all thought you didn't necessarily want to see him." Guo Fatzi shook his head and said, "At the beginning, the master said that Xiucai and you have similar personalities, and it is best to be your playmate, and it can also help you take care of the outside business, but then the boss said that Xiucai can't cook, and if two people who can't cook live together, his family Akang will be thinner, so in the end, I was considered." ”
"I want him to be my playmate, and I can't bully him to death." Yang Kang smiled, "Think about it, you are as noble as me......" The last sentence, he imitated Feng Xiucai and said, which immediately made Guo Fatzi laugh.
"You two are really similar in temperament." Guo Fatzi smiled, "Little Wangye, do you know the specific reason why you don't grow meat?" ”
"Huh?" Yang Kang shook his head and said that he didn't know, he had always felt that he was normal, why didn't he grow meat since he was a child?
"One reason could be genetic." Guo Fatzi said, "There are no fat people in your family, this is very important, and another reason is that you like to eat piecemeal, and eating less and more meals is a very effective way to lose weight." ”
"Oh?" Yang Kang thought for a while and asked, "If I eat more at a meal, I will gain weight?" ”
"yes!" Guo Fatzi said with a smile, "Eat more at one meal, slowly, open the stomach, and then wait for the time when you are very hungry, and then eat a second meal, you will naturally eat more, and then because of hunger, it is also very helpful for gastrointestinal absorption and digestion, and it will naturally grow meat." ”
"You seem to have a lot of experience, huh?" Yang Kang said.
"Of course, I've been obsessed with losing weight for many years." Guo Fatzi said, "All kinds of methods have been studied, by the way, little prince, have you ever thought about what to ...... What if Mr. Tang is not your father? ”
Yang Kang took a sip of coffee, although he put two packets of sugar, but, I don't know why, he still felt a little bitter and unpalatable, the dead fat man pulled him around, and finally asked a "if". (To be continued......)