Chapter 22: The Gorilla's Troubles
Heaven and earth Qiankun Tower is an ancient tower, the round tower body is mottled, with the tempering of the years has lost the past exquisite and clear brilliance. The tower is 66 floors high, standing on the bottom of the tower and looking up, there is no staircase below the 10th floor, and the stairs have fallen off in some places above the 10th floor, and the existing staircase also seems to be leaning crookedly. It is said that there is an old man living on the roof of the building, but this is just a legend, and no one has ever been up to the transit star, and no one has seen it.
Tortor stood on the ground floor and looked up, starting from the 30th floor to the top of each floor there was a string of copper bells, and it was curious, because when it saw the copper bells, it thought of the tung bell fruit, which was a very delicious fruit. It knows the way.
"Will there be fruit on it? Since there is a copper bell, maybe there will be a tung bell fruit. The gorilla muttered to himself.
"I've got to go up and have a look." It finally said.
It had made up its mind to put the second princess and the palace aside first, and it was full of curiosity about the ancient tower.
It's hard to go up though.
It spun around, and finally found a window with a half-framed window, and it pulled it open, and a half-crouched orangutan jumped, and with a whoosh, jumped onto the windowframe, and then grabbed the edge of each floor and climbed up, and when it reached the tenth floor, it grabbed a worn-out curtain and climbed up, and then swung it hard, and landed on the opposite staircase.
The gorilla is happy and now it can go. It walked up the staircase to a broken staircase, and with a few steps of hard jumping, it grabbed the crumbling railing of the staircase on the opposite side, stood on the railing and jumped again, and finally jumped to the 30th floor. There is a string of copper bells in front of the window.
It picks up the copper bell and shakes it, and the copper bell makes a string of "jingle bells" sounds. With this crisp and beautiful ringtone. Its orangutan ears faintly heard a string of bells coming from the top floor. It seems to be a response to it, and it is like a call to it.
"Someone called me." Tortor said.
It ran up the stairs to the top, and when it saw the stairs falling off, it climbed the window lattice, grabbed the curtains, and the orangutan jumped. Running around and jumping around, it finally climbed to the sixty-sixth floor. There is a wooden door, closed.
It slapped the door with an orangutan palm, and the door squeaked open. When I entered the door, it was a pavilion, the room was not large, and it was full of miscellaneous things. There were toolboxes, old leather shoes, old felt hats, old umbrellas, rusty bows, broken arrowheads, toothpaste skins...... It's something gorillas don't like anyway. There is a staircase next to it.
It went up the stairs and in front of it was an oval wooden door with a keyhole in it.
It knocked on the door, but there was no response, and it saw a red button next to the door, like a doorbell, and it reached out and pressed it, and with a "creak", a bamboo basket came down from the top of its head, hanging by a rope.
It dragged it through the bamboo basket and saw that there was a bamboo plaque with three footprints and an arrow drawn on it, and a keyhole drawn next to it. Nothing else.
Torl thought about it and understood.
It returned to the pavilion and found the broken arrowhead, then opened the toolbox, took out the hammer and pliers, and connected the arrows with the skeleton of the umbrella and the skin of the toothpaste. In this way, it has an arrow, but it is not strong and does not have tail feathers.
It picked up the rusty bow, pulled it, and it worked. It took its bow and arrows and went up the stairs.
Tortor was three steps away from the door, and with a bow and arrow, he raised his hand and "swished" an arrow. The arrow is centered on the keyhole.
"Ha Luha, my archery skills are not bad, I really didn't expect it." Tortor jumped for joy.
I heard a "clang" and the wooden door opened. In front of you is a vertical wooden ladder. It descended up the wooden ladder and came to an attic.
In the corner of the room sat an old man with a golden beard, full of blond hair and golden eyebrows, dressed in a shabby yellow robe. There were three treasure chests and a pile of bronze utensils beside him, including copper shoes, copper hats, copper bowls, copper hammers, and so on.
"Welcome, little hairy man." The old man with the golden beard said.
"I'm not a little hairy man, I'm Tortor."
"Yes, welcome, little Mautor Torre." The old man said, "If you're not busy, I can give you something." โ
"Are you giving me fruit?" Gorilla said.
"It's for you fruits, and they're all delicious fruits." The old man said, "Take a bite of the fruit that sweetens your teeth." โ
"Is it better than Tongling fruit?" Tortor said.
"It's better than tung bell fruit." The old man with the golden beard said, "Have you eaten any of these fruits?" โ
As soon as he raised his hand, a copper fruit bowl appeared in front of him, on which was placed a fruit that looked like a rabbit, a fruit that looked like a winged fairy holding a red gourd, and a fruit that looked like a transparent little foot.
"Can this be eaten? Doesn't it stink? This foot. Tor said.
"It doesn't stink, it's delicious." The old man with the golden beard said, "You can taste it." โ
Tortor had the courage to pick up a little foot and take a "snort" bite, which felt sweet and refreshing, delicious and delicious.
"Yes, yes, it's sweet, it's crispy." The gorilla said, "It's the best fruit I've ever come across." โ
The golden-bearded old man Ha Luha smiled: "Ha Luha, it's delicious, this is a fruit from Mengli Shada Star, one in a million, it is the most delicious foot fruit." That little rabbit fruit is called the smart fruit, also known as the spirit rabbit fruit, and you can grow wisdom when you eat it. Look at that fruit, it looks like a little fairy, she is holding a gourd fruit with her wings. There is a key to eating this fruit, you will have a stomachache when you eat a fairy, she will make a fuss in your stomach, so you can only eat a gourd, you can't eat a fairy, you just need to break the wings and the gourd will fall off, and the fairy will fly, this gourd can live a long life if you eat it, and you can extend your life by eating a year, it is called fairy fruit. This tree is rare, grows on the cliffs of Mount Bulao, is difficult to pick, and cannot be cultivated artificially. In addition to the Mt. Monrisada, there are also a few trees on the top of the Mt. Bulao on the South Mountain of the Alpha Star, and when the fruit is ripe, the brave travelers will pick it. โ
Tortor hurriedly grabbed a cactus fruit, broke the little fairy's wings, took out the red gourd cactus fruit, and the little fairy flew out of the window with one wing. Tortor picked up the fairy fruit and took a few bites, and suddenly felt refreshed and fluttering, as if he was a year younger. Then he picked up the clever fruit and put it in his mouth, swallowed it in one gulp, and suddenly felt a stream of spiritual energy go straight to the top of his head, and suddenly his ears and eyes were clear, and he became smart in confusion.
"It's good, I feel young and smart." Gorilla said.
"Ha Lu Ha, there is more." The golden-bearded old man said.
"What else?" Tortor said.
"There's also a fruit called Strongfruit." The old man raised his hand as he spoke, and a copper fruit plate appeared in front of him, on which was a fruit like a fist, "Don't look at your small stature, eat it with infinite strength, do you want to eat it?" โ
"I want to eat it, I haven't eaten it yet." Thor stretched out his hand and grabbed the air. The fruit is gone. Only the empty fruit bowl remains.
"What's going on? Where did the fruit go? Where did you hide it, did you eat it? "The gorilla is in a hurry.
The golden-bearded old man smiled: "I didn't eat or hide, I put it away." โ
"For what?"
"Because the fruit is said, only obedient children can eat it." The old man with the golden beard said.
"I'm very obedient, I've always been obedient, if you don't believe me, you can ask my master."
"Who is your master?"
"My master is Alpha Star Princess Sima Feihong." Tortor said.
The golden-bearded old man slapped his thigh: "Your master is the daughter of the old king Sima Cangnan?" โ
"yes, that's right." The gorilla shook its head triumphantly.
The golden-bearded old man slapped his thigh again: "The children can be taught, the children can be taught." โ
The gorilla shook his head: "What are you talking about, why don't I understand?" โ
"Don't you understand? Then you will understand as soon as I say it," the old man said, "That's the case, I wasn't here before, I lived in the Immortal Cave of Longevity Peak in Alpha Star Nanshan, known as Nanshan Immortal." King Sima Cangnan and I are close friends. โ
"Mock friends?" Torl didn't understand.
"It's not a simulated friendship, it's a friendship that can't be reversed," the golden-bearded old man explained, "Our relationship is very iron, but I am 100,000 years old this year, and Sima Cangnan is only 300 years old." He still seems to me to be a child. โ
"Then I'll compare you to you, and I'll have to call you 'grandpa'." Tortor said.
"It should be called grandpa." The old man with the golden beard said.
"Yes, old man. You go on. Gorilla said.
"Where did I go?" The old man said.
"You said you had a good relationship with the old king." Tortor said.
"Yes, I have a good relationship with him, but a good relationship will also attract right and wrong," the old man sighed, "I don't know why, one day I went to the king for a drink, and the palace maid had just led me to the back garden of the palace, when suddenly a tornado broke up on the ground and blew me here. The wind was so cold that my legs couldn't get down the tower. And the window in the attic seems to have been enchanted, and I can't get out. So I had to stay here for years. โ
"How many years? What do you eat? โ
"I eat fruit." The old man with the golden beard said.
"Do you have enough fruit here for several years?" Tortor said.
"Although I was enchanted by others, it did not affect my own martial arts, and I used a trick of mind relocation, so that I could move food and my own things from afar."
"That's right, it turns out that (โoโ) fruit came from this way." "As soon as you say it, I'll understand." โ
"Got it, just get it, it seems that you're really smarter." Nanshan Immortal said.
"Grandpa, can you teach me this method of moving fruits?" Tortor made a request.
"Want to learn? If you want to learn, you have to be obedient. โ
"I'm obedient."
"That's good,"
As soon as Nanshan Immortal Man said this, a copper bowl with juice appeared in the fruit bowl, and he bit his finger and dripped a few drops of blood into the bowl.
"You drink some blood first." The old man with the golden beard said.
"Before I drink it, let me ask, is there anything special about this?" Tortor said.
"This kind of martial arts is the primary version of the 'Nuwa Mending Heaven Technique', anyone who has a little immortal energy and a woman with royal blood relatives can practice it, if you drink my blood, even if you are a person with a little immortal energy, you can practice it."
"Are you an immortal?" Tortor said.
"Of course." Nanshan Immortal said. "Aren't immortals able to live for 100,000 years?"
"That's right." Tortor said. "Then I'll drink it."
It picked up the bloody juice and drank it from its neck.
"I drank it, old man."
"Okay, then you wear copper shoes on your feet and a copper hat on your head." The old man pointed to the bronze beside him.
Tortor reluctantly put on his copper shoes and put on his copper hat.
The old man raised his hand and hung a sandbag from the tower beam. Dangling in front of Tortor. Torl punched and it felt like cowhide.
"It's cowhide, it's very strong." It says.
The golden-bearded old man pointed to the sandbag: "You can beat it, until this cowhide sandbag is burst, and you can eat fruit." โ
Tor threw a few punches and kicks. Stopped:
"I said old man, I don't have the strength now, you still let me eat the fruit, I have the strength to eat the fruit, and I can beat it."
The old man smiled: "The fruit said, it's not okay to be lazy, and you can't eat it if you're lazy." โ
Tortor threw a few more punches and stopped: "Hit this sandbag, I'm very worried, can you change the bag." โ
"What bag?"
"Change the bag of fruit." The gorilla said, "If you change to a fruit bag, maybe I'll be able to break it soon." โ
"Ha Luha, this is the fruit bag." The old man smiled and said, "There is a strong fruit in it, and the fruit will only pop out if you burst it." โ
"Really? It's annoying. Tor said.
"As the saying goes, people have no troubles and are light, monkeys have no troubles and it is difficult to learn from them, and it is a good thing to have troubles."
"But I'm not a monkey, I'm a gorilla."
"It doesn't matter what you are, you're like a monkey." The old man with the golden beard said.
"How can I be like a monkey?"
"The monkey has the mantra that Guanyin Bodhisattva gave him on his head, and you have the bronze hat I gave you on your head."
Tortor was taken aback, and hurriedly raised his hand to take off his copper hat, but he couldn't take it off, and he couldn't take off his copper shoes.
"What's going on?" Torl was terrified and said to the old man with the golden beard.
"It's nothing, it's just that this copper shoe and copper hat are taking root. You can't take it off. But I'm better than Guanyin Bodhisattva. There is no 'Tight Spell', no 'Tight Hat', no 'Tight Shoe Charm'. That way you won't hurt. โ
"Then you are really better than Guanyin Bodhisattva, but it is a little unsightly." The gorilla said, "I don't want a broken brass hat." โ
"Then I can turn my hat into gold."
"Really?"
"Immortals don't speak."
As soon as Nanshan Immortal raised his hand as he spoke, the gorilla's copper hat and shoes immediately turned into bright gold. The golden hat sparkles above the gorilla's head and shines brightly.
"It's pretty." The old man said and threw it a small mirror and a comb.
The gorilla picked up the mirror and looked at it, huh? The exploding head on the top of its head was suppressed and turned into (โงโOโโฆ) long hair, and the bright gold crown on the top of its head was beautiful. It combed its hair with a comb and combed it into a shawl. Then he put the comb and mirror in his pocket.
"It's good-looking, hey, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity that I have an explosive hairstyle and a divergent hairstyle, or I spent 0.6 gold coins to make it."
"Are you a woman? You love hair so much. The old man with the golden beard said.
"I'm not a woman, I'm a sexual." Tortor said.
"Hey, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity that you're not a woman." The old man with the golden beard said.
"Why is it a pity not to be a woman?" The gorilla scratched its head and looked at the old man.
"If you want to be a woman, when you finish practicing the 'Nuwa Mending Heaven Technique', a halo will appear on the top of your head like Nuwa. This aura is beautiful, golden and always spins on the head. โ
"Spun in your own head?" Tortor said.
"Yes, only spin in your own head." The old man said.
"Then it doesn't matter, if you're not struggling, you can't see it anyway." "But my princess seems to be a woman." She is going to practice, and I can see the halo on her head. โ
"You're right, where is your princess?"
"Who knows where she is? I don't have a handheld either. Tor said.
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The princess crossed the street, stood on the edge of the road, and gave a thumbs up.
A two-wheeled open-top carriage pulled up beside her:
"Hello, Lady Bright Gold Armor, where are you going? Take my car for a gold coin. โ
"I'll go to the Heaven and Earth Qiankun Tower."
"I'm sorry, but you'll have to pay 5 gold coins." The handlebar shook the whip.
"For what? Extortion? The princess said.
"It's not blackmail, it's in the mountains, the mountain roads are rugged, the roads are slippery, and there will be mudslides in the rainy season, which is very dangerous."
"Is it the rainy season?"
"It's not the rainy season, spring flowers are blooming, and it's a good time to beg for food." Handlebar type said.
"Begging season? Do you want to ask for some money too? The princess said.
"I don't mean that, I'm a handlebar type, I don't make much money, I will have enough food and drink, and I won't have to beg for food." The driver said, "I mean the beggars begging for food, the Heaven and Earth Qiankun Tower is the territory of the beggar gang, and when I get there, give them three gold coins, and I will earn two gold coins." โ
"You don't want to give it to them." The princess said.
"To put it mildly, they don't go around you, you chase them, and they do it. None of them are foodies, they are strong in martial arts, and the dog-beating sticks in their hands are elusive, and our handlebar-style horsewhip can't do them. โ
"What if I beat them away?"
"If, don't be even, you're just a girl." Handlebar smirked.
"What if they run away?"
"If those beggers run away, I'll only charge you two gold coins."
"Okay."
"If you're beaten away by someone who asks for food, I'll ask for 5 gold coins."
"You can go to the public traffic police station and ask a female police officer for 5 gold coins."
"Female police officer?" The handlebar style is a bit confusing.
"There's only one female officer there."
"And what do I say?" Handlebar type said.
"You just said her girlfriend was beaten away by someone who asked for food." The princess said.
"Oh well. Let's get in the car. "The handlebar beckons.
The princess got into the open-top carriage. The handlebar shook the reins, and the two-wheeled carriage drove towards the Heaven and Earth Qiankun Tower.
"Have you ever been to the Heaven and Earth Qiankun Tower?" Handlebar type said.
"I haven't been there, I don't know the way, that's why I took your car." The princess said, "If I knew the way, I wouldn't have to spend these two gold coins." โ
"Whether it's two gold coins or five gold coins, I don't know until I get to the place. Please don't jump to conclusions. โ
"I think it's two gold coins."
"I think it's 5 gold coins."
The car rider and the driver chatted word by word, and after a while, I saw a 66-story tower in the distance. The carriage went up a high turquoise mountain, turned a few corners, and stopped in front of the tower.
"This is the Heaven and Earth Qiankun Tower." Handlebar type said.
Before the princess could get out of the carriage, the carriage was surrounded by a crowd of beggars, each with rice bowls in their hands and brandishing dog-beating sticks.
"Give money to money to money to give money to give money to money." The beggar stretched out the rice bowl, and there were rice bowls in front of him.
"I'll give it to you." The princess said.
"We don't want it, we want money." Said the beggar.
The princess pulled out the nine-ring invincible bright golden sword with a "puff of the edge", and with a wave of her slender wrist, the nine rings shot out in an instant, only to hear a cracking sound, and the rice bowls in front of her became shattered one by one, and the porcelain pieces were splashed everywhere.
A bold shouted "hit", and several dog-beating sticks were divided into three ways: upper, middle and lower, and attacked the princess head-on.
The princess smiled slightly, and used a big fist to wrap the diamond, and the bright gold sword was wrapped and stretched, and suddenly the dog stick was all broken and flew into the sky.
The beggars were frightened, and hurriedly ran away, shouting in their mouths, "When you meet the Lu and see the Heng'er, the helmsman, you will see the Heng'er!" โ
The princess saw that the beggers had run away. Turning to the handlebar style, he said:
"Well, they're all running away."
"Indeed, they all ran," said the handlebar, "please give me two gold coins, hurry, I have to go." He held out his left hand as he spoke.
The princess raised her hand and slapped it on his palm: "Give you two gold coins." Then jump out of the car.
The charioteer collected the money, and immediately whipped the horse, and the open-top carriage rushed down the mountain.
When the princess came to the tower, two old beggars stopped her.
"Stand still, not very good-looking lady." A beggar with an agarwood begging stick said. He was in rags, unkempt, and old-eyed.
"Who do you say doesn't look good?" The princess said.
"I'm talking about you." Said the old-eyed beggar.
"How can you tell I'm not good-looking?"
"I don't need to look at it to know it," the old beggar squeezed his blurred eyes, "I've been mixed for 300 years, and now I'm mixed with the helmsman of the beggar gang, I call it a real immortal at a glance." I've seen so many women, and I haven't seen a woman more beautiful than our helper. โ
"Your helper is a woman?" The princess was a little surprised.
"Yes, our helper is a woman."
Another old beggar said. He was extremely weak, as if he had not eaten for ten days, he was dripping with hunger, and he held a golden dragon head and a dog beating stick in his hand.
"Is she in the Heaven and Earth Qiankun Tower?" The princess said.
"The gang leader is not here," said the frail old beggar, "and we are a gang of sixteen helms. The Beggar Palace is in the Longling Ridge of the Priace Star Tour, and our gang leader is now living in the Beggar Gang Beggar Palace, managing the rudder spread across the sixteen planets. It's not me who blows, our gang leader not only has first-class martial arts, but also first-class beauty. Although you are very beautiful, compared to our helper, Ha Lu Ha ......"
"Ha Lu Ha what?"
"Ha Luha, you may not be as good as our helper." The old beggar shook the golden dragon begging stick. "If you don't believe it, just go to the Beggar Palace of the Longling Beggars Gang to compete with our gang leader. If you can compare, you can get a prize of 1 million gold coins, and you can also get the beggar beauty queen cup. The conference is held once a year, and this year's conference opened on June 1. Are you interested? โ
"I'm interested." The princess said.
"That's right, it's a mule or a horse that comes out to slip around." Said the old-eyed beggar.
"Come out and yo-yo, you begging people come out and yo-yo, aren't you afraid that the empress will send you to Dinosaur Island?" The princess said.
The old beggar Ha Luha smiled: "Ha Luha, we are not worried at all, first, we will not go to the city where the beggar team is very active, and second, for the strategy of the beggar team to send Dinosaur Island when they find out that the beggar begging for food for the second time, we change our appearance every time we go, and they always see unfamiliar faces." They just gave us some money to drive us away. And we fought guerrilla with them. They go east, we go west, and there are sentry posts at every intersection. โ
"What if they learn to be obedient and arrest all the sentrymen?" The princess said.
"Then we'll have to move to another rudder." Said the old-eyed beggar.
"Then we won't be able to mix up here." Said the beggar, who was very weak.
"You look like you haven't eaten in 10 days." The princess said.
"I'm practicing Bigu, which is an extremely dangerous martial art, so I eat every ten days, and today is the ninth day." Said the beggar who hadn't eaten for nine days.
"Is your gang leader as ragged and unkempt as you?" The princess said again.
"No, no, no, no, of course not," said the weak beggar, "we have a habit of cleanliness, and she is very clean." โ
"Cleanliness?" The princess wondered.
"She bathed eight times a day." Said the beggar of Lian Bigu.
"Eight baths? It's true? โ
"Really."
"For what?" The princess said.
"Of course, I'm going to get married." The two beggars said in unison.
"Marry whom?"
"Marry someone she wants to marry." Said the old-eyed beggar.
"Nonsense." The princess said.
"Let me tell you, anyway, you are also a woman, and you will not rob the bride with me." The frail beggar said, "Our helper recently saw a painting related to her personal experience, the name of the painting is "The Goddess Saves the Beggars with Low Eyebrows", which is the work of the famous painter Svante Golgaard 3,000 years ago. It is said that the painting contains a dumb riddle related to a long-lost martial arts. Our helper said, help everyone, as long as anyone can solve this dumb riddle, she will make a promise. No matter how high or low he is, as long as he is a man. Not ......"
"You can have the opportunity to become the husband of the helper." The beggar, whose eyes were dazed, said, "It doesn't matter if he's lame or blind." โ
"If I can solve this dumb riddle, I can ......," the old beggar stroking his beard triumphantly.
"If I can tell this dumb riddle, I can ...... it too" The beggar, who hadn't eaten for nine days, shook his golden dragon head and beat the dog.
"Can you?" The princess said.
"Maybe, maybe not," said the old-eyed beggar, "will not be decided until June 1 when the Belgian-American conference begins." Because the helper said that the painting will be hung in the middle of the venue on June 1. We were able to see the real thing. โ
"Is that painting "The Goddess Lowering Her Eyebrows to Save the Beggar" by your helper?" The princess said.
"No, it was borrowed from a girl by our helper, that is, rented, and it was rented at a high price, and it was decided a few days ago." Said the old-eyed beggar.
"I heard that the painting owner, that is, the girl lives not far from the Hanging Temple of Yanyun Mountain, have you been there?" The princess said.
"Yanyun Mountain? Ha Luha, we often go to help the master, she and Ji Sanchun are like sisters, and Luo Cheng is like brothers and sisters. Said the beggar of Lian Bigu.
"Do you know the legend of 'the goddess lowered her eyebrows to save the beggar'?" The princess said.
"To be honest, I really don't know what to do." Said the old-eyed beggar.
"I don't know, we don't have this legend in the Transit Star. It's supposed to be an alien legend. If you want to know the way, you can go around the alien planet and ask the children, who are very interested in the strange legends, and they have a good memory. The weak beggar said.
"Yes, ask the child," said the old beggar, "and only the child is interested in the legend that there was a mountain...... and a temple...... and a beggar ......." โ
"Okay, I'll ask the kid, thank you." The princess said, "All right, I won't talk to you, I'm going in." โ
The princess was about to step through the door as she spoke. Two old beggars stopped her.
"Stop!"
"What?"
"You can't go in." The two old beggars said in unison.
"For what?" The princess said.
"Only the residents of Taoyuan Village can enter and exit this tower gate freely, and outsiders must pay two gold coins to enter the gate. We take special care of you, so you have to pay 20 gold coins. The old-eyed beggar said.
"20 gold coins, did I hear me right? Is this called special care? The princess was puzzled.
"It was special care. Originally, you could have been beaten up, but now you are exempt from it, and you only need to pay 20 gold coins. โ
"A beating?"
"Yes, my brethren of the beggar gang were frightened by you just now. As helmsmen and co-helmsmen, we owe it to you to teach you a lesson. โ
The princess smiled: "Then you can teach me a lesson, if you don't teach me, get out of the way......"
Before she finished speaking, the two beggars shook their figures, and a dragon head dog beating stick poked at her door, and another agarwood begging stick also swept towards her legs.
The princess jumped up, pulled up two universes high, flew and landed on the top of the weak beggar's head, and the nine-ring invincible bright golden sword in her hand waved, and the dragon head dog beating stick was cut into two, and the jade hand stretched out, and took the upper half of the dragon head dog beating stick in her left hand. Then with two fingers, the body adopts the second cosmic speed, flies to the top of the heads of the two main helmsmen, and holds the dragon head golden stick and gently buckles it down......
"Bang Bang" twice, and the heads of the two beggars immediately rose with two big bags. Frightened, they immediately took two steps back.
"What's the matter, do you still want to have a big bag in your head?" The princess stood still, shook the half-dragon head in her hand and beat the dog, and said to the two old beggars.
The beggar who practiced Bigu hurriedly took two steps back and hurriedly said, "Good woman, we don't want to have a big bag in our heads. โ
The old beggar touched the big bag of his brain, and hurriedly said, "Good woman, we really don't want to grow a big bag." โ
"Alright, I'll ask you both questions." The princess said.
"Speak, good woman." The two beggars said in unison.
"First question, do you still want to ask me for money in the future?"
"Don't dare, good woman."
"Second question, have you ever seen a gorilla come out of here with an exploding head?"
"We've never seen an exploding head, either human or animal." Said the old-eyed beggar.
"We've been here early this morning, and we've never seen any gorillas come out." Said the weak beggar gang co-helmsman.
"Are you telling the truth?" The princess said.
"It's the truth, if there is half a lie, the sky will be thundered." Said the old-eyed beggar.
"It's the truth, if there is a half-lie, go out and let the carriage crash." Said the weak beggar.
"Okay, I'll spare you today, get out."
The two beggars touched the big bag on their heads and left. The princess dodged into the Heaven and Earth Qiankun Tower.
The tower was empty, and the princess looked up and down, left and right, and saw nothing of it, so she went down the stone steps, out of the waterfall, and came to the lake.
The "Shark Girl's Celebration" has ended, and a few pillars of smoke have risen from Taoyuan Village across the lake, and it seems that there are a few families who are not used to using photon temperature controlled pots and are still using traditional stoves.
The princess flew over the lake with one finger and came to the door of the female painter. The maid ushered her into the house. The female painter was having dinner with her friends, pushing cups and changing lamps one by one, and her face was full of oil. Only the second aunt and grandmother were absent.
Seeing the princess coming, the snake-headed bird dragon hurriedly greeted him, although the room was tall enough, he still had to bend over.
"Hello, princess, come and have some six-legged baby fish, and a glass of Shanila 77 Royal Wine, or a glass of Nikade Wine."
"Okay, I'll come to Nikade." The princess said that she had brought a glass of Nikade royal wine, which she had drunk, and it was delicious. She poured it for everyone.
"Good guys, a toast to the success of our show." Said the female painter.
Everyone drank it all. Then everyone sat down and chatted while eating.
"Dear princess, have you found your precious gift, the Whirling Blindfold?" The six-eared concubine said.
"I found it, but I lost my gorilla Tortor, and I didn't look for it for a long time." The princess said worriedly.
The six-eared concubine listened attentively and said, "Princess, you don't have to worry, it should be around here." I'll help you find it when you're done. โ
"Then I'll thank you here first, dear six-eared concubine." The princess said.
"No need to thank you now, thank you when you find it." The six-eared concubine said with a smile. She sandwiched a six-legged baby fish for the princess.
The princess took a bite and felt crispy and delicious, "It's delicious, the more you eat, the more fragrant it is, and the more you chew it, the more fragrant it is." โ
"Then you can eat more." Said the female painter.
While eating, the princess said to Istebiel, "I heard that you rented the painting of "The Goddess Lowers Her Eyebrows to Save the Beggar" in your house to the beggar gang leader, right?" โ
"yes, how do you know the way? They gave me 100,000 gold coins to rent for 5 days, and I think it's worth it. โ
"I heard from the beggars and said that they were going to hold a conference in Belgium. Is it true? Are they really that beautiful? โ
"She's really beautiful, but then again, it depends on the judges' eyes, I think she's the most beautiful on our planet, and you're the most beautiful on your Alpha planet, if you two are more beautiful......"
"How?" The princess said.
"It's up to the judges." Istebel said.
"To say it is to say nothing." The princess said.
"Do you want to go to Bimei?" Istebel said.
"I kind of want to."
"Then you come to our planet on June 1st. I'll go with you. โ
"Okay then." The princess said.
The princess asked the painter again, "What about the second aunt and grandmother?" โ
"She's back at the bottom of the lake. The old devil called her and said that he was looking for her for something, as if it was about martial arts. She didn't eat a few bites before leaving. โ
"Looks like she's pretty busy, too." The princess said.
The female painter said to the snake-headed bird and dragon: "Are you really beautiful and beautiful with the little tongue of the three princesses of the snake queen?" Is it really dead? โ
"Yes, there is a real person, she has been dead for two weeks, and we have kept her cryosteward. We are saddened by her death. Said the snake-headed bird dragon.
"Did you die because of bile?"
"No, the show is our current plot. In fact, she had a strange disease. He began to lose his memory, then he became a vegetative person, and then he became a plant, and then he became a plant, and he became a plant, and he became a dead person. โ
"Do you want her to come back to life?" Said the female painter.
"Absolutely. I can't ask for it. The bird's eyes lit up with a plea of help.
"I think there are two people who have the power to resurrect her." Said the female painter.
"Which two?"
"One is Dr. Li Ang, and the other is the second aunt and grandmother." "Maybe it's better, faster, and more effective for them to work together." โ
"Can you get a doctor?" "I don't know him well. โ
"I should be able to invite," said the female painter, "I have helped the logistics department of their company to direct a movie, and in a few days there will be a movie "Erlang God and Dalang God" to shoot, and their logistics department asked me to direct it, maybe I will have the opportunity to meet the doctor, if I can meet him, I will ask him to go out of the mountain." As for my second aunt, she is my close friend and listens to my call the most. โ
"Then I'll thank you here." Bird Dragon said.
"No need to thank you now, thank you when you save people." Said the female painter.
The group chatted for a while. The six-eared concubine put down her chopsticks:
"I'm full."
The princess also put down her glass:
"I'm drinking it too."
"Then let's go find Torl." The six-eared concubine said.
"Okay, I think so too, let's go." The princess said.
They said goodbye to the female painter and ran out of the gate hand in hand.
"Let's go to the Heaven and Earth Qiankun Tower." The six-eared concubine said.
"It's good."
The princess picked up the six-eared concubine, took one finger, flew over the lake, and landed gently. The two of them walked through the waterfall, came to the Heaven and Earth Qiankun Tower, and walked into the Tang Tower.
The six-eared true concubine listened carefully, and a smile appeared on her face: "Here." I can already hear the gorillas. โ
"Where?" The princess said excitedly.
The six-eared true concubine pointed to Lu with her hand: "On the top floor of the tower, in the attic, or in the pavilion." โ
"Do you hear what it says?"
"It's saying, 'It's annoying and annoying.'" โ
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