753 Chiefs protect themselves
(Thanks to szhhxx203/100 for the tip.) It's been a little snub to everyone these days, just one * past, and the next one is brewing*, please forgive me! )
Someone said: "It is impossible not to have an opinion, even the secretary of the county party committee must have an opinion, but that is indeed good for the development of border towns."
The chief of public security said: "If there are benefits, it can't harm our interests, right?" ”
The man smiled and said, "What is our interest?" I think that the border town is still the same, we have no interests, and now that the border town has developed, we are going to seek benefits, is it a little bit of the meaning of snatching the fruits of victory after the victory of the Anti-Japanese War? ”
Without waiting for the director of the public security bureau to refute, someone said: "Your tax bureau has many ways to get money, and there is no shortage of that money." Over the years, our commercial bureau has been embattled and almost collapsed, and our salaries are almost impossible to pay. ”
Everyone said: "In recent years, various industries have been in a recession, only the tax bureau is getting richer and richer, and the enterprises that have worked hard to attract investment and attract investment have come to pay a tax, which is equivalent to making money for the tax bureau." ”
The tax commissioner smiled and said: "My tax is collected on behalf of the state and the county finance, if we don't collect taxes, where will your salary come from?" ”
Everyone was very contemptuous and said, "Don't tell us the truth, you don't keep the tax when you collect it?" The office conditions of other units are getting worse and worse, but you are building a large number of buildings and buildings. ”
The tax commissioner hurriedly said, "Alright, alright." Don't expose me, I'll invite you to this meal today. ”
The chief of public security said, "You said it earlier! If I had said earlier, I would have ordered more expensive dishes. ”
The tax commissioner said, "You can order it now!" ”
It has been said, "Wine should also be good." ”
The tax commissioner said, "I have it in the trunk of my car, I'll get it." ”
Looking at the back of his departure, someone said: "He is not a good seller with us, and he doesn't care about the interests of the border town at all." "The director of the Marine and Fisheries Bureau said that it is not a question of whether to care or not, but whether to respect or not. The director of the public security bureau said again and again: "Yes, that's right! ”
"With the secretary of the county party committee supporting him, who can move him?"
"You don't move, I don't move, of course no one dares him, if you move, I also move, forming a momentum, no matter how clearly the county magistrate stands on our side, the secretary of the county party committee has to consider our opinions!"
Someone said: "I talked to the secretary of the county party committee about this, and he asked me to restrain my difficulties first, and he said that it is not easy in the border towns, and now there is just an improvement, and all departments and units should not stretch out their hands, but on the contrary, they should give strong support." ”
The commercial director said, "I still hope he will support me!" How can you support him! ”
Someone laughed and said, "You can also sell salty goods in your state-run collective department store, like you did in the border town!" I promise, you will become rich in no time, and you don't have to shout poor all the time. ”
Someone said: "This is not only to make money for Xingning people, but also to attract consumers from the surrounding areas, at that time, always have a meal in Xingning, right?" You have to spend a night in Xingning, right? This is all within your jurisdiction, and you can't do it if you want to send it, it's even better than the tax director. He built a fifteen-story office building, known as the highest in the county, and you also built one, one level higher than him. ”
As he spoke, the tax collector came in with a large bottle of wine, leaving everyone stunned.
"What kind of wine is this?" The packaging boxes are all in English for chicken intestines.
The tax commissioner couldn't say it clearly, but it was two simple words: "foreign wine." ”
Someone said: "How much is this bottle, six or seven catties." ”
The Commissioner of Taxation said, "What kind of vision do you have?" Nine pounds! ”
"The gringos are too good to drink, too."
The habit of Chinese is a bottle of wine and a pound, and there is not much left after drinking, and the wine is opened, and if you don't drink it immediately, you always feel that it will go away, so this foreign wine is so big, doesn't it mean that people can drink it?
Several bureau chiefs are still old-fashioned, but they have only seen foreigners drinking in TV and movies, and the director of the commercial bureau said very expertly: "When do foreigners hold wine glasses between their fingers, singing wine is like drinking tea, and it is inconvenient not to engage in this kind of large bottle packaging, like we have a pound and a bottle, I don't know how many bottles to open a day?" ”
Someone still remembered what he just said, and jokingly said, "Next time, you can get a bottle of ten catties." ”
"How can I compare with him."
The chief of public security said: "You sell salty goods! ”
"You're not going to arrest me?"
"If I don't arrest it, Zhang Jianzhong won't arrest it, and I shouldn't arrest you."
Someone asked the tax commissioner: "Is there no tax on the sale of salty goods?" ”
The Commissioner of Taxation said, "I don't care what he sells." As long as there is a transaction, you have to pay taxes. ”
The director of the commercial bureau said: "You are also deceiving people too much, you don't want Zhang Jianzhong to pay taxes, but you want me to pay taxes." ”
"Do you compare to him? People will marry wives, and they have the support of the county party secretary. Who's backing you? Don't blame me for being rude to you if no one supports you. It's not just me, it's the same for everyone here, don't think that if the public security chief says he won't arrest you, he won't arrest you, and when the time comes, you may be the first to take action. ”
The director of the public security bureau called "ahh ”
Someone said, "Let's not laugh at 100 steps and laugh at 50 steps." Drink bars! ”
"Yes, yes, drinking is the most practical!"
said that he would not mention such a thing again, but his heart was still in a panic, drinking and chatting, and the topic turned back. At this time, everyone was a little drunk, not only did they speak louder, but the content of their speech tended to be more real.
The director of the public security bureau said: "The main reason for everyone to get together is to talk about the affairs of the border towns, I don't believe that you are so open-minded one by one, this is not actually a matter of interests, or our functions and powers have been challenged." ”
-- The first unlucky person was me, Zhang Jianzhong made a mess of the border town, and the underworld was rampant, but in the end, it was me who carried the black pot. I had already asked him to strengthen the police force, but he didn't listen, and went to the secretary of the county party committee, and the secretary also criticized me by name and told him to ask for benefits, is that what I want to be? Doesn't it take money or money to increase the police force?
I'm not afraid to be honest, now that he is living in the hospital, I am the happiest in my heart, and he deserves it, and God has the eyes to punish him.
The tax commissioner smiled and said, "You don't have to comfort yourself." ”
Everyone laughed and said, "People are heroes when they are hospitalized, but you are a bear." ”
The chief of public security said, "Don't laugh, you have days like this." ”
He patted the tax commissioner and said, one day, the above will blame the protection of localism, you don't pay taxes according to the law, at that time, the secretary of the county party committee will carry it for you? Say he won't let you pay taxes in tourist areas? You still have to carry the black pot, and Zhang Jianzhong won't thank you!
He pointed to the director of the Marine and Fisheries Bureau and said, "Have you done your duty?" Has it damaged the natural ecology? Will fishermen be affected when they go out to sea? Did you understand? It's no wonder that you, the director, don't remove you!
Finally, he said to the director of commerce, you shout poor all day long, are you really that poor? The border towns sell salty parallel goods and do not comply with normal economic operations, do you care? Why don't you ask? There should be some collusion in private!
"In short, no matter what day we are investigated, we can't run away from one of us."
Everyone fell silent.
The director of the public security bureau said: "Fill the wine, let's have a drink together, drink this cup, everyone twists into a rope, and through their own channels, reports to the county magistrate, to the secretary, and to the city bureau." Don't think that I have a grudge against Zhang Jianzhong and instigated you, I want you to protect yourself, if there is really that day, at least, we have reported the situation, we have fulfilled our responsibilities, it's not that we don't want to take care of it, it's that the above doesn't let us take care of it. The day when he is really held accountable, he Zhang Jianzhong will be responsible, and we don't have to bear the black pot for him. ”
Someone said: "This is the truth, even if you don't report to the city bureau, the county magistrate secretary still has to report." ”
Someone said: "It's not okay not to report to the city bureau, only report to the secretary of the county magistrate, and when it comes to accountability, they don't admit it, and we are the unlucky." ”
The director of the public security bureau said: "We report according to the normal procedures, first the county magistrate, then the secretary, and then the city bureau, we are not trying to embarrass Zhang Jianzhong, we are protecting ourselves." ”
"Yes, yes." The Director of the Marine and Fisheries Bureau was the first to agree.
"The most important thing is to protect yourself. ”
The director of public security asked the tax commissioner, "How are you?" It can't be that you want to carry the black pot, right? You, the director, are the most valuable, and removing you is the most disadvantageous. ”
(Chapter to be repeated in the evening)