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The two ghosts were suddenly startled, thinking that they had heard it wrong, and one of the ghosts said tremblingly: "This ghost master, we just arrived in the underworld, and we didn't have much money on us, so give it to you, mercifully let us go to the underworld."

As he spoke, the ghost took out a handful of paper money from his pocket and was about to hand it to the category.

Seeing this, the other ghost scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, touched his whole body, and scolded and said: "These unfilial things don't give me any pocket money."

After touching it for a long time, it took out a half-pulled steamed bun from its waist, and said with a bitter face: "I don't have any money on me, so I'll just hit the dog steamed bun, and there is still half a pull left, or you can take it."

The category is happy, the first robbery in more than 20 years of life, actually robbed a handful of paper money and half-pulled dog steamed buns, and it was a joke to go back.

But the category rolled his eyes and had an idea.

"What are you doing, what are you doing here? Hurry up and put away the money and steamed buns, when did I say I want your things? ”

The two ghosts were stunned, looked at each other, and said, "Didn't you just say robbery?" ”

"Well, you heard me wrong, the lingua franca of the underworld I said is not robbery, it is the great precept, and everyone who comes to the underworld for the first time must follow the great precept." The category is falsely said.

"So, what is the Great Commandment? We were new to the city, and we didn't understand anything, so we begged the ghost to send the master for guidance. ”

The two ghosts nodded and bowed, taking the category as a ghost, in fact, they are also inexperienced, which ghost who didn't slip away wore an Angry Birds T-shirt?

The category is pretending to be a ghost here, Hua Xiaoxin was stunned when she looked at it from behind, and Sister Furong was trembling with laughter. But he didn't dare to speak out. Covering his mouth tightly and snickering.

"Hmm. Seeing that your hearts are sincere, I will sue you, lest you be punished for breaking the precepts in the city. ”

The category pretended to say: "Actually, it is very simple, all those who are reincarnated, whether they are human or animal, are all naked, so. It should also come back naked. What's the deal with wearing clothes? This is a violation of the great precepts, everyone is equal in front of the Buddha, and they should all be naked, returning to the most primitive state of life. Therefore, even though you have come in your clothes, you will be stripped of when you go to the underworld. It's better to take it off yourself than to be picked up, well, I think it's time to take it off now, and then report it with a relaxed body, maybe you can be exempted from a lot of sins in this life. ”

The two ghosts listened. are dumbfounded, estimate the scope of this remark. It completely subverted all the illusions they had in their minds about the underworld.

"You always say, take off, take off your clothes?" The ghost who was holding the half-pulled steamed bun finally came back to his senses and asked sneeringly.

"Uh, that's right, take off your clothes, and then, just leave it to me, and I'll report your name to the Yin Priest and remove some of your sinful karma." The category is determined to put the ghost to the end.

"Then let me ask, can you leave some pants for you?" The other ghost grabbed his clothes and tried to take them off, but asked with a sad face.

The category pretended to think about it and said, "Okay, I won't let you be too reluctant when you first arrive, just hold on, you won't be able to catch this train for a while." ”

The two of them nodded again and again, and agreed heyly, and at the same time they picked themselves up clean after dividing them by two, and one person only had a small pants left, holding his arms and tremblingly handing the clothes to the category, and he didn't forget to nod and say, "Thank you."

The other ghost was moved, wiped away his tears and said, "Fate."

He forced a smile and waved his hand and said, "Also, don't take this road, although this is a big road, but go far away, listen to me, go along this grove, turn right when you see the stones, and soon you will be in the city." ”

"Hey, we remember, Master Ghost, you are merciful, and the immortal blessings will be enjoyed forever."

The two of them kept bowing, grateful, and then, according to the instructions of the category, they ran down the road and turned into a small forest, which was misty and soon could not see clearly.

Sister Furong floated out from behind the stone, she was already laughing, Hua Xiaoxin looked at the category with admiration on her face, and gave a thumbs up: "Boss, there is really you, they all say that Lord Yan is not too thin to be a ghost, you are more ruthless than Lord Yan, and all you have left is a little pants." ”

The category said helplessly: "Okay, hurry up and put it on, do you think I'm willing to do this, let people report to the underworld with their bare butts, this is also a strange story through the ages." ”

"Where did you just let them go?"

"I don't know what it is, whatever I say, anyway, we can't let them go more than half a step, otherwise we're going to show the stuff, so let's let them wander around the woods for a while."

As he spoke, he and Hua Xiaoxin put the clothes of the two ghosts on themselves together, looked at each other, and they fit quite well.

In fact, this dress is the shroud worn by the dead, after changing the clothes, I saw Sister Furong looking around casually next to her, and couldn't help asking: "Hey, we changed our clothes, what should you do?" ”

Sister Fleur looked down at herself and said with a smile, "I'll do it easily." ”

She stretched out her arms and turned around slightly, and her long skirt fluttered, and suddenly changed her appearance. The original embroidered palace skirt disappeared in a blink of an eye, and she was replaced with a white long skirt with wide sleeves, a long shawl, and a smile, which really looked like a female ghost.

The category is not strange, Hua Xiaoxin was full of thoughts about Xiaoyu, and he didn't care, the two of them lay on the big stone and looked at the road.

After waiting for about a few minutes, there were 6 ghosts coming over on the road, some walking alone, some in groups of threes and twos, some in gangs, some ghosts escorting, some wandering around, some men and women, some old and young, all kinds of things.

It is really that there are no young and old on the Huangquan Road, rich and poor, no matter what happened in life, this place is the final destination of everyone.

However, none of these people have a small fish. The category was a little anxious, for fear that he would be late, and Xiaoyu had already gone more than half a step to report.

After waiting for a while, four or five very strange ghosts came in front of me, attracting the attention of the category.

The ghosts were bound together by a long rope, with blindfolds on their eyes, and their faces were glazed, moving forward step by step. There were two green-faced ghosts in the back, wearing uniforms similar to those of security guards, one holding a leather whip in his hand, and the other seemed to be holding an electric baton, shouting at the ghosts, and walked over slowly.

There are no small fish in this, but the more you look at this wave of people, the more awkward it becomes.

Ropes, blindfolds, whips, batons

When did the underworld get SM?

"Let's go!" The whip ghost almost snapped and whipped the ghosts, causing them to wail and stagger.

The electric baton ghost is behind to see which ghost is slow, so he stabs it with an electric baton, and the ghost screams and runs a few steps forward desperately.

The more I looked at the category, the stranger it became, but I heard the electric baton ghost say: "I said brother, this work is rare today, you estimate, what kind of sentence will these fools be sentenced to when they go back?" ”

"It's hard to say, there are a lot of people who dig tunnels to steal bank vaults, but it's really rare for landslides to stone themselves to death, it stands to reason that they should be punished by God, and they didn't succeed, so they should be able to alleviate some of the guilt, right?"

"Well, let's be careful, although the Impermanence Master blindfolded them and tied them together with ropes, but these are all underground workers, and it is easy for one to slip away if you are not careful."

The two ghosts chatted while walking, holding these unlucky ghosts, and slowly walked under the noses of the category.

"Where is the geist over there?"

The whip ghost suddenly shouted at the place where Hua Xiaoxin was hiding.

The category was taken aback, if they realized that they and Hua Xiaoxin were not normal ghosts, something would happen.

However, the category was in a hurry, pressed Hua Xiaoxin in place, stood up by himself, and followed the appearance of those ghosts, his expression was dull and stupid, and he floated in another direction.

"It's just a geist, what are you fuss about?" The electric baton ghost said.

"You don't know, something happened in our underground mansion recently, even the seal of the Heaven and Earth Bank has been lost, the upper errand confessed, pay attention to a suspicious person in the near future, if we can catch the stealing seal, we will be promoted to official wealth."

"Stealing the sigils? Didn't you say last time that Master Cui did it, and he had already been arrested. ”

"Shhh, be quiet, this can't be nonsense, anyway, that's what the above explains, what do you care about so much, true or false, it's not a matter of a word from the old man?"

The two ghosts muttered and muttered, ignoring the category and Hua Xiaoxin behind the stone, and gradually walked away.

But these words were heard word for word, and he quietly returned to the stone and thought about it.

Could it be that the seal of the Heaven and Earth Bank given to him by Cui Ming was stolen by him? If he was arrested for this, then I would be so sorry for him.

However, listening to the words of these two ghosts, it seems that someone is secretly saving Cui's life, and it is normal to think about it, the brother-in-law of Lord Yama committed a crime, and it is inevitable that he will have to move up and down to find a scapegoat or something, it seems that this point, whether it is ancient or modern, or the two worlds of yin and yang, is universal.

The category was thinking about it, Hua Xiaoxin pulled him, and whispered: "Boss, there is another person over there, there is a woman inside, like a small fish" (to be continued!)