Chapter 159: Squeezing is healthier
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"Don't play tricks on me, in short, you are not allowed to go out from now on, it just so happens that you have made so many mouse traps, tell you, no one is allowed to move, I want to closely monitor your every move, anyway, you have so many vegetables at home, and you are not afraid of starvation, hum, I want to see how many rats you can catch." The Shangguan police hugged their shoulders and said coldly.
"Uh, I'm not a cat either, what kind of mouse do I catch. I said, you are illegally restricting the personal freedom of citizens, and I still have to go to the hospital to see Xiaoyu, why don't you let me go out? The category protested.
"It's okay to watch Xiaoyu, but it has to be monitored by me throughout the process, that is, from now on, I will follow you wherever you go."
"Are you sure you're going to do that?" The category was lucky, and there was a hint of strong dissatisfaction in his eyes.
"That's right! And I reserve the right to enter your home and search it if necessary. The Shangguan police were tough and aggressive.
"Okay, you have that right, whatever you want." The category suddenly shrugged his shoulders, and his face was full of a very relaxed expression, "By the way, how is Xiaoyu, did you catch any evil ghosts last night?" ”
"Hey, you're pretending to be quite relaxed, hmph, there was nothing to do last night, I only heard a few ghost screams, and I ran away before I could do it, and I didn't need to look at it to know that it was just a small role, and I wasted my time all night. As for your sister, it's okay if you don't go today, but your friend, the one surnamed Hua, was picked up by his family in the morning, saying that he was going home to recuperate. Also, I set up a formation in Xiaoyu's ward, and no matter how powerful the evil ghost is, it can withstand it for a while. And I'll get the signal right away. Chase away the ghosts. ”
The Shangguan police told all the information in one go. The category looked at her incredulously and said, "Captain Shangguan, you are interesting enough, I just asked you about Xiaoyu, and you told me all the time." ”
"Anyway, you have to ask later, I might as well say it all at once, so that you have nothing to say, stay at home honestly, I will come to you at any time to investigate the case." The photo returned to me. ”
The Shangguan police stretched out their hands and asked for a photo from the category, but the scope looked at the distance, pinched the photo and said, "Sister, I don't have your two hits, I can't throw it away." ”
"Forget it, I'll send it to you, take a good look at it yourself, reflect on it, I have the photo anyway."
The Shangguan police finished speaking. turned around and left, but when he turned his head, he muttered, "This guy is so weird." The rat traps are all made of bamboo and wood, and they are all over the yard, what a freak. ”
As soon as the Shangguan police left, they immediately went back to the house, wiped the sweat from their foreheads, and exhaled and said, "This plague god is finally gone, but I won't have a good life in the future, damn it, you want to spy on me." Ahem, but thanks to Brother Tai's rat trap, she would have had to come in today. ”
Lu Bu glanced at him disdainfully and said, "Come in, come in, are you still afraid of her stinky old girl?" ”
Category shook his head: "This girl is not easy to mess with, the old woman who came down from Mount Emei, and she also has the status of an official family, the first two times I inadvertently provoked her, she has always misunderstood that I am raising a little ghost privately, this is not, something happened last night, she suspected my head." ”
As he spoke, he handed the photo forward and said, "Let's take a look, just this little ghost hollowed out a person's internal organs last night to see who knows." ”
Everyone gathered around, and the photos were quickly circulated in the hands of several people, but after reading them, they all shook their heads, saying that they had not seen it.
Liu Bei frowned and said, "It's strange, why is this little ghost so evil-looking, this is a bit unreasonable." ”
"What's wrong? Aren't all evil spirits like this? ”
"No, no, no." Liu Bei shook his head and said, "The evil of evil ghosts does not necessarily lie in the appearance, but in the heart, many evil ghosts actually just lose their nature, and only act on instinct, if someone violates it, or has a grudge against it, it will do evil." But you look at this little ghost, its evil is from the heart, and then it flows to the outside, look at its eyes, to be honest, I have been in the underworld for so many years, I have never seen such a vicious look, this is the expression of hatred, hatred, and destruction, I estimate that if there were not many people together last night, I am afraid it will create a greater killing. ”
Category scratched his head, didn't understand too much, and said to Liu Bei: "I don't see anything inside and out, I can only see that this little ghost is very terrifying, just like yes, like a mad dog, is it the Five Ghost Boy?" ”
Liu Bei shook his head again: "Then I don't know, the name of the Five Ghost Boys, it's the first time I've heard of it, but you described it well, it does look like a mad dog, a mad dog that can hurt and bite people at any time." ”
Everyone was silent, and there was an inexplicable chill on the category, and they were stunned for a long time holding the photo, without a clue.
He sighed, looked at the few people in front of him, and suddenly remembered something.
"By the way, I'm afraid you won't be able to live here recently, that girl said, you may come to search at any time, I'm afraid you will have trouble here, it just happened that the day before yesterday I said that I would take Sister Rong to a place to hide from the land lord, I think you should just follow along."
Dou E was surprised: "Mr. Fan, do you want us to go?" ”
"It's not for you to go, it's just to change places, there have been a lot of troubles here lately, and I want to take you back when things are stable. In fact, that place is also very good, big and comfortable, two floors, the TV is several times bigger than ours, and there are more rooms, one person and one room are not too crowded. ”
The category is talking about Xia Bing's villa, in fact, he is right, at this time it is eventful, they are really likely to be in trouble here, not to mention anything else, in case the Shangguan police show their deposit, it is estimated that they will have to play with their lives on the spot, it is a perverted guy who has been trained by the exterminated old nun, and seeing a ghost is like seeing a person in the demon sect.
Lu Bu waved his hand, leaned on the sand, and said: "I'm not going anywhere, whoever likes to go goes, how good it is here, there is a TV and a refrigerator, there is sand, comfortable, what are you afraid of, didn't it be said on TV, 'squeezing is healthier'." ”
Lu Bu learned the accent of the foreign beauty on TV and interpreted this classic advertising slogan in an alternative way. Then he grinned and said, "You want to be too crowded." At night I slept with Dou Dou. ”
"Phew. People say that 'washing is healthier', and you still sleep with Dou Dou, beautiful you, in fact, the living environment is a trivial matter, and the key is that the home is not safe now. ”
"Do you know that your home is not safe? Then you still let us go, if we go, the geopolitical hall will come in a big way, and you will raise a white flag and surrender. Or is it stubborn to be killed directly? Besides, this trouble was also caused by a few of us, how can we leave you alone. Lu Bu said righteously.
The category sighed with emotion: "Brother Lu, don't look at your usual inattention, at the critical moment, your character is still leveraged." Actually, I think so, they say revenge within three days, but it's been two days, and tonight is the third day, if it's still okay today. Tomorrow I will go to talk to the geodo-dorido hall and try not to interfere with the river water from the well. Even if we want to fight, we have to store more food, train more troops, and only after we have sufficient preparations can we confront them head-on, otherwise it will be easy to suffer. ”
"Talk to them, what do you want to say? We burned down someone's house, although it was only a small fire, but this feud is dead, can you still say it? Lu Bu questioned the words of the category.
The category thought for a while and said: "What are you afraid of, they have a handle in my hands, and they haven't figured out my details yet, so they don't dare to do anything to me, judging from the situation in the past two days, they have made threats and sent evil ghosts to sneak attack, it should be just a temptation, otherwise they would have killed the door directly, that Uncle Li, who is very scheming, is not 100% sure, and will not shoot lightly." ”
Liu Bei interjected on the side: "Actually, Mr. Fan's concerns are also reasonable, we are here, he will have a lot of inconvenience in acting, and it has not been peaceful here recently, in case of a quarrel, Mr. Fan will be accused by those people in the Taoist sect of being like a self-raising ghost, which is also a big taboo, even if he is full of mouths, he will not dare to tell the secrets of the underworld, but we have caused him trouble." ”
"Actually, I'm also thinking about this problem, the more fierce the trouble here, the easier it is to get the attention of the land lord, even if you don't leave, I have to go, brother, don't care about them, you can take me away today."
Liu Bei looked at Sister Furong and nodded: "Just according to Madame's words, she will leave first today, and we will leave after tonight, but we have to let Dou Dou stay to protect you, anyway, she can transform into a human body now, just say that it is your cousin." ”
After listening to their words, he was silent for a while, but Taishan spoke: "What are you doing with all that effort, wouldn't it be better for Mr. Fan to move away with us?" ”
"I've thought about it too, but no, wherever I go now, there will be trouble, the Shangguan police said, from now on, she will follow wherever I go."
Dou E, who hadn't spoken for a long time, suddenly had a smile on her face and said: "Actually, it's not a way for you to blindly think about escaping, even if we all transfer, there are still Sister Feng and Xiaotong in the refrigerator, even if you take all of us away, but if she really monitors you all day, won't you catch ghosts in the future?" Don't forget your mission. ”
"Then what do you say, I really can't help it." Category said with a bitter face.
"Otherwise, I will sacrifice once, for you, rape her first and then kill her, and get rid of the trouble forever!"
Lu Bu gritted his teeth and said, his eyes lit up when he mentioned rape first and then kill.
The category kicked over: "Rape first and then kill for me, you can say it!" ”
"Then it's okay to kill first and then rape." Lu Bu dodged and dodged, smiling lewdly.
"You have such a strong taste, don't do anything harmful!" Category Scratch Crazy Road.
"Actually, I have an idea here, so I don't know if I can do it," Dou E said with a grin.
"Huh? What an idea, hurry up and speak up. The category hurriedly leaned over, and then Dou E whispered a few words in his ear, and the category's eyes suddenly lit up
Twenty minutes later, the scope cautiously went out, according to Taishan's instructions, three steps to the left, one step to the right, and two steps straight when encountered, and actually walked out of the courtyard full of rat traps. Looking back at it with a smug moment, then he coughed outside, pulled his neck and shouted, "I'm going to the hospital." ”
Soon, a head stuck out from a small car parked not far away, it was the Shangguan police, who shouted fiercely at the category: "Get in the car, you don't want to go out alone!" ”
The category pretended to be unhappy on his face, but in fact, he was secretly snickering in his heart (to be continued!).