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The Purple Dragon Daoist looked very anxious, as if Guo Cripple could die at any time, so he hurriedly got up, closed the door, and pulled the thick curtains, and the room suddenly darkened.

The Purple Dragon Daoist took his baggage, put out a row of charms, took out a sharp knife, rolled up his arms and sleeves, picked up the knife, and walked over to Guo Cripple.

He first pasted the charm on Guo Cripple's head and limbs, and placed another on top of his head and at his feet, then pulled open Guo Cripple's clothes, revealing his dry and lean chest, dipped his fingers in some cinnabar, and drew on his chest.

The category is fresh and a little nervous, Guo Cripple seems to be very strict, the first time I have seen the Purple Dragon Daoist look like a great enemy, but what is he using a knife for?

The Purple Dragon Daoist drew a rather complicated talisman on Guo Cripple's chest, then lifted the knife, took a deep breath, and focused on it, the knife was about to slash towards Guo Cripple's chest.

Is this to disembowel Guo Cripple? Or bloodletting? The scope widened his eyes, and he didn't dare to intervene to disturb him, so he watched the Purple Dragon Dao Elder carrying the knife, approaching Guo Cripple's chest little by little

Suddenly, the category seemed to see Guo Cripple's eyelids move, and hurriedly shouted: "Slow, I seem to see him move"

"Huh?" The Purple Dragon Daoist was slightly stunned, and as soon as his hand slowed, he sat up with a cripple and shouted, "You, what are you going to do?"

The Purple Dragon Daoist was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Are you okay?" How does it feel? ”

Guo lame ripped off the talisman on his head and scolded, "It's okay, fart." I'm going to go out for a while, and you're going to disembowel me? Lao Tzu is not dead yet, okay! ”

"What disembowelment. Am I summoning you a spirit, okay? Who let you get out of your body just now, I thought you were going to die. ”

"You're just about to die, and I'm walking down there, when I hear someone call me, and I'm hurrying back, and when I open my eyes, it's pitch black in the room, and I have a charm on my head, and my clothes are lifted. The chest is cold, and you are dangling a knife in front of my eyes again, why do you say that you are not disemboweling? I thought I had crossed into Sun Erniang's human meat bun shop."

Guo lame said, turned over and jumped off the ground, screamed for bad luck, tore off the talisman attached to his hand, and took a towel to wipe the cinnabar on his chest. Rolled his eyes angrily.

"Uh" Daoist Zilong was also embarrassed, holding the knife and saying: "Good intentions are not rewarded, I want to use your blood to summon spirits, this effect is the best, it just cuts the chest, and it won't kill you." Look at what scares you. ”

The category couldn't help but laugh, stepped forward to help Guo Cripple tear off the talisman on his feet, and said, "You just said that you went out for a walk, and then walked around below, did you go through the yin?" ”

"Nonsense. The soul is out of the body, but can the yin still do it? Can I still go to the movies? ”

"Well, you've got a good idea, and you can evade the ticket - but can you let me know in advance? Lying there with our heads covered, as if we were dead, can we not be afraid? Thanks to us, if Wei Dabao catches up, he will directly pull the morgue for you, and now it is estimated that you will be stripped naked and put in the freezer."

"Ahem, it's true, in fact, I also temporarily remembered to do something, but I didn't mean to hide it, forget it, anyway, my business is almost done, don't worry about you."

Guo lame put his clothes in order, put on his shoes, poured a cup of herbal tea into his stomach, and his face gradually became bloody, and it could be seen that he was a little tired at this time.

"What were you doing? I haven't received any business in the past two days, what are you doing in the shadows? Daoist Zilong put away his things, pulled a chair and sat down, and asked suspiciously.

Guo Cripple didn't answer immediately, first smiled, drank another cup of tea, and then said slowly: "Hehe, you can't believe it, I was asleep just now, and I took over a business, haha, you can take the job without moving while lying on the bed, right?" ”

Category pouted: "What's so strange about this, a career that can make money while lying in bed has long been there, right?" ”

"Fuck off, the stinky boy is happy with my old man, no big or small, do you know how hard I worked this time? I was slapped back by the stinky old man, and my soul was frightened, I guess I have to eat delicious food for a few days, and I have to make up for it. ”

The Purple Dragon Dao Leader didn't care what he called him, and asked, "What kind of job are you taking?" Could it be that someone has complained to you about your dreams? ”

Guo lame waved his hand: "Forget it, it's just a small problem, it's not worth mentioning, it has been solved, but this time it's a voluntary labor, and if you don't have any money, you should accumulate virtue." ”

Guo Cripple's expression seemed to be very relaxed, but he still couldn't hide his tiredness in his expression, and he wondered in his heart, with Guo Cripple's character of not picking up money when he went out, even if he lost money, how could he be willing to help people live in the underworld for free, and he refused to say it after he came back, which seemed to be very strange.

Daoist Zilong also felt that something was wrong, but he was not the one who asked the bottom of the matter, so he looked at Guo Cripple strangely twice, and didn't say anything.

"By the way, what about the chains last night?" The category simply shifted the subject.

"Oh, throw it under the bed, what?" Guo lame replied.

"It's okay, I just want to ask, that, haven't you eaten? I promised Guan Yu just now, let's be together at noon, call a few brothers, I'll have a treat, how about it? ”

Guo Cripple was happy: "That's a good thing, go quickly, I just happened to be hungry, hey, old Dao, don't look at the store, let's go together." ”

The Purple Dragon Daoist hesitated: "The store still keeps people, right?" In case there is a door-to-door call for help"

Guo lame said: "Pull it down, it's been a few days since it opened, except for Wei Dabao, his second uncle and grandmother died and took over a job, when did someone come to the door?" You don't have to worry about it, I'll go out to set up a stall in the afternoon, and I'll work by the way, so you can wait to pick up customers at home."

The category sneered and laughed: "Let you say it like pimping, okay, clean up, open the curtains, let's eat!" ”

The three of them went out and called Guan Yu and others, planning to go out to eat, and the beast king Tian Qi also called his junior brother Liu Xiaofeng, the bird god, and wanted to call him too, but when he asked, he took advantage of the lunch break of the unit to run home to cook for his wife.

is really a model of a good Chinese man, but Tian Qi shook his head and said: "I really obeyed my junior brother, I think he is a good Chinese daughter-in-law except that he can't have children."

Everyone laughed and went straight to the donkey meat restaurant at the corner of the street

This meal is lively, usually the old three rarely get together, and they are more withdrawn in life, this time I met, and there is Guo Cripple, a living treasure to joke and amuse, and the atmosphere is also very happy.

After eating, he checked out, just two hundred and thirty yuan, he couldn't help laughing, this meal almost ate his electric car, but he was still very happy, although he was a little picky, but only from himself, although he was reluctant to change to a good car, but he invited friends to dinner, but he never frowned.

Back in Peach Blossom Lane, Pi Changshan and Tian Qi went home separately, the bird walker, the dog teaser, and the other three people walked along the way with Guan Yu, and just went to pick up the electric car.

Maybe it was because he drank a little more wine, Guo Cripple shook his head excitedly and hummed eighteen touches, walking crookedly, but the Zilong Daoist was not stained with a drop of wine, and he often looked at him with a grudge on his face Don't fall, the category is interesting, these two people, Zilong Daoist is in his forties, Guo Cripple is in his fifties, and they are both a handful of ages, one is Daomen Quanzhen, and the other is an old bachelor, now they are together, how do you look like a pair, haha

The category couldn't help laughing, Guan Yu watched from the side, and he didn't feel funny, so he went back to the car repair shop by himself.

Guo lame stared at the category with drunken eyes, and his tongue was a little big: "What are you laughing at, there must be no fucking good thing, you must have stabbed me at noon, or he can't show up?" ”

Guo Cripple said, suddenly stopped, looked at the front of the Imperial Spirit Hall in front of him, rubbed his eyes and said, "Look at it, what is standing in front of our door?" It's strange, how does it seem to be a person? ”

He followed his gaze and saw that in the shadow in front of the door of the Imperial Spirit Hall, there was indeed a person standing, leaning there with his back against the door, his body straight, motionless, wearing a large-brimmed straw hat, his head bowed, and his face could not be seen clearly.

The category is a little strange, this is obviously a person, there are feet under the legs, and there are shadows under the feet, why does Guo Cripple say, it seems to be a person?