Chapter 162: Ten Monsters of Literary Play

In the morning, Stinky Bao went to the exam in a hurry, Yang Ping chased after him and said: "Hurry up, check the ...... carefully after answering", Stinky Bao impatiently shook his hand and entered the school.

Yang Ping shook his head, bought two breakfasts opposite the school, and got in the car to go to Gu Jing's house.

Abu and Gu Jing estimated that they chatted too late last night, and Yang Ping waited at the door for a long time after making the phone before Gu Jing came over to open the door. Seeing the breakfast in Yang Ping's hand, Gu Jing pouted: "Sister Abu is here, the treatment is good, and some people send breakfast early in the morning." ”

Yang Ping carried the breakfast with one hand, wrapped Gu Jing's waist with the other, and kissed the little woman's mouth vigorously: "Hehe, you didn't brush your teeth." ”

Gu Jing's face turned red all of a sudden, and she slapped Yang Ping on the shoulder: "Oops, **......"

Entering the house, Yang Ping asked while putting breakfast on the dining table: "Gu Jing, who else is Abu?" ”

Gu Jing poked her head out of the bathroom and took a mouthful of toothpaste: "Well, you can go and see it yourself, anyway, you are desperate." ”

Yang Ping smiled without refuting, and tiptoed into the bedroom, Gu Jing looked at Yang Ping's sneaky appearance and couldn't laugh.

Abu had already been woken up, and he hooked his fingers at Yang Ping sleepily, and his creamy shoulders were exposed outside the quilt, which was very seductive. Yang Ping has always had no immunity to Abu, but early in the morning, he was still at Gu Jing's house, so he had to swallow and spit and go over to cover Abu's quilt, ignoring Abu's resentful eyes: "Ahem, get up if you want, don't catch a cold." I bought breakfast, washed and eaten. ”

Abu stretched out his arms and coquettishly said: "Why are you dressing me......"

Yang Ping is pretending to be serious: "Wear it yourself, Yang Jin won't let you help you get dressed, hurry up!" As he spoke, he tried his hand on Abu's buttocks.

Abu pouted, grinding and getting dressed. Gu Jing stretched out her head to look in and sneered: "You two haven't played enough?" I've got it all in order. ”

Yang Ping's rare old face turned red: "Doesn't this urge Abu to get up for breakfast." Are you going to work today? ”

Gu Jing turned around and went back to the dining table to eat, not angry: "Is this because I'm in the way?" I really can't be late in the morning, I have to have a meeting. ”

Yang Ping comforted: "Then eat quickly, after eating, you can drive Panamera to work." That car won't be parked in JC, right? ”

Successfully diverting the topic, Gu Jing really diverted her attention: "That's not true, it's still less than Jimny." It's too eye-catching, but it's much more fun to drive than a Jimny. ”

Yang Ping followed and chattered: "You are telling the truth, that car can buy ten Jimnys." How about fritters, are they delicious? ”

Gu Jing nodded while eating, she couldn't speak, and after the three of them finished eating and touching up her makeup, she picked up her bag and kissed Yang Ping: "Sister Abu, you and Yang Ping stay, I'll go first, and eat together at noon." After saying that, he hurried out the door.

Abu replied in the bathroom: "Okay, call us then." ”

After breakfast, Yang Ping and Abu Wen saved for a while, and then accompanied Abu to the old site of Tusi Yamen. Abu came to the branch to do some errands, and after staying for a long time, he was sent out by many people. In the end, the big boss came, all the middle management were respectful, and Abu's shelves were also very full, waving like Hillary to let the employees go back, and he turned to Volvo himself.

Yang Pinglehe: "Your posture has a fight with the mother of the country." ”

The car turned around the corner, Abu breathed a sigh of relief, and slapped Yang Ping with disgust: "You think everyone is as bad as you." I want you to help share a little bit of it, but you don't want to ......."

Yang Ping laughed at the direction: "Change the topic, I like idle clouds and wild cranes, haven't you already summarized me, I don't rely on labor to obtain wage income." ”

Abu rolled his eyes: "That's a moth that satirizes your society, and it's complacent." ”

Yang Ping went over and pinched Abu's face with one hand, and saw the bicycle shop on the side of the road: "Hey, this is the JAVA bicycle shop, let's go, buy something with me." ”

Park the car and pull Abu into the JAVA bicycle store. The boss of Shandong was busy assembling bicycles for a few customers, and when he saw Yang Ping coming in, he got up and greeted with a smile: "Haha, Boss Yang, you haven't been here for a long time, what, what do you need?" ”

Yang Ping snorted: "Business is good, do you have a bicycle bag here?" It's the kind of bicycle that you put on the plane. ”

The boss wiped his hands with a rag, took out a cigarette and gave it to Yang Ping: "Come on, come on, smoke a cigarette first, the car bag has it." Are you planning to go the long distance? Where to? ”

Yang Ping lit the fire, asked Abu to sit on the chair for a while, turned around and said, "I plan to take my son to Hong Kong and Macao, and go to Jingbei when I return." ”

Several customers are young people who are bicycle enthusiasts, and they are all interested when they hear this, and they come around and gossip: "Hey, that's thousands of kilometers, how old is my son?" ”

"Seven or eight years old." Yang Ping replied with a puff of cigarette.

A young man was obviously a player, with two strings of olive pits in his left hand, a string of golden hair crystals in his right hand, and a string of Xingyue Tibetan barrel beads around his neck, and asked in surprise: "Can that kid hold on?" ”

Yang Ping nodded: "It's estimated that it's about the same, and I don't plan to ride the whole way, let's take a plane to Liuzhou or Zhanjiang first, and then ride to the SAR port." Young man, you're a good one. ”

"You have to get a Hong Kong and Macao permit to go to Hong Kong and Macau," one girl reminded.

Yang Ping smiled: "That has been done a long time ago." ”

The owner of the car dealership hesitated: "Boss Yang, you are going to Hong Kong and Macao to ride, although my shop is small, but I can't help but express it, in this way, I will give you two bags, you see what equipment you need, I will sponsor some more." ”

Yang Ping continued, and sure enough, the owner of the car dealership continued with a smile: "But I hope you can use our brand of cycling clothes, how about it?" “

Yang Ping laughed: "I originally used JAVA's cycling clothes, I brought it last time I bought a car, did you forget?" “

The owner of the car shop remembered it, and he also laughed, turned around and took two bottles of oolong tea and handed them to Yang Ping and Abu: "That's okay, I'll sponsor a cycling backpack and a camel bag." ”

Yang Ping shook his head, opened the oolong tea for Abu and handed it over: "Abu, you drink." Boss, you don't need to send those, I've already bought it, you just send two bags, and I'll use JAVA for my riding clothes. ”

The boss was embarrassed: "How embarrassing is this, advertise for us in vain, hehe." ”

Yang Ping didn't care, and waved his hand: "Originally, I used your bicycle here to pull long distances, it's all my duty, you're welcome." ”

The boss nodded: "Okay, then I'll contact our cycling club, and you can be received in any city you go." ”

This is still very necessary, so Yang Ping did not refuse again.

The player boy saw that Yang Ping was wearing a string of blood amber bracelets on his wrist, and was interested: "Big brother, you are blood amber." This thing is not good-looking, I have always wanted to buy it but I always feel unsure. ”

The girl who just asked the question pouted: "You see people wear a string, look at you, three strings in your hands, one string in your neck, and two on your belt." I'm afraid that others won't know that you have it. ”

The young man was very hurt, and he was anxious: "What do you know, don't you play like this now." ”

Abu sneered: "He used to be the same, he can take off half a catty of beads and beads from his body." Those who don't believe in Buddhism are simply bored. ”

Yang Ping pressed the cigarette butt and asked with a smile: "You don't understand this, do you know the top ten monsters of literary play?" ”

Everyone shook their heads, indicating that they did not know.

Yang Ping laughed and took a sip of oolong tea: "Eh, this is a big monster in the entertainment circle, it is difficult to save money and spend it quickly; Two big monsters, there are people selling bone sticks; The three monsters, the rotten wood jujube kernel is loved by everyone; The four monsters, someone has to bring it when it costs money; Five monsters, three no products come out quickly; Six monsters, go out and wear beads; Seven monsters, a mention of lotus flowers are surging; Eight monsters, all kinds of stones are sold; Nine monsters, with bad condition; Ten monsters, rub the bath towel quickly. Do you see if there are any lying guns? ”

The young man looked at his beads and beads embarrassedly, afraid that he really had a catty, scratched his head and laughed: "Big brother, I hope I like this very much, and I am reluctant to put it down." ”

Yang Ping smiled: "It's nothing, in fact, I'm the same, it's not to show off, but I like to be reluctant." Playing cultural play is this process, when to return to the basics, maybe you really understand the true meaning of cultural play. ”

The girl pouted in disbelief: "Big brother, what realm are you in now?" ”

"Me?" Yang Ping took a sip of tea and thought, "Well, it's the same as this young man." Today happened to be a day of purity and was met by you, and I usually have more things on me than him. Hehe, it's all nonsense. ”

Abu smiled happily, he has seen countless successful people, why is he so fond of this unobtrusive man?

Yang Ping noticed that Abu was smiling weirdly, and he smiled heartily.