In front of him, there is a main hall, on both sides of the main hall, there are countless Buddha statues, these Buddha statues are all men and women sitting together, the man sits cross-legged, the woman has her legs apart, the plump buttocks sit on the man's left leg, four arms hugging, the chest is tightly together, and the naked body is mated.

These Buddha statues in front of me turned out to be the Buddha of Joy!

Zhang Meng, as the shopkeeper of Shui Yuexuan, has also received many such Buddha statues, although this thing can often be sold at a high price in Southeast Asia, but it is not popular in China. Therefore, at that time, Zhang Meng did not study the Buddha of Joy too much, and when he saw the statue of the Buddha of Joy in this hall today, his heart trembled.

The fat man next to him was even more excited, and suddenly ran to the center of the main hall, which was two meters high, the size of an adult, and was in front of the happy Buddha statue of a woman.

Although Lady Na and Xiaolou are also engaged in archaeologists, they have never come into contact with such a huge Huanxi Buddha Hall, looking at those Huanxi Buddhas, the faces of the two of them turned red with embarrassment. Listening to the fat man's obscene laughter, both of them snorted lightly and turned their heads away.

But the fat man didn't care about the disdain of the two of them, and turned around and smiled flatteringly at Zhang Meng.

"Don't even think about it." Zhang Meng knew what the fat man meant, and hurriedly said: "We said in advance, you can't take any of the tombs in the mainland." ”

"Damn!" Listening to Zhang Meng's response, the fat man pursed his lips with a dissatisfied expression, and muttered in a low voice: "This is the fucking border junction, who knows if it's still in China?" If we were taken by those gringos, wouldn't we be accomplices? ”

"It's not like an accomplice, I think it's impossible for them to take such a big giant Buddha out." Raiko said.

"Alas! It's a shame that these genuine bronze Buddha statues are genuine. The fat man said with a look of regret, and took advantage of the fact that people were not paying attention to the female Buddha statue and secretly touched it.

"Indecent."

The fat man's actions were seen by Lady Na on the spot, so she opened her mouth and cursed.

"Humph!" The fat man was not ashamed, and proudly crossed his waist.

Zhang Meng turned his head, looked at Lai Zi and said, "Does Brother Lai Zi have any research on these Happy Buddhas?" ”

"You don't know?" Raiko asked rhetorically.

"Shui Yuexuan has very little contact with religion, so I really don't have enough knowledge about Tantra." Zhang Meng confessed.

"Well, as you said, this Buddha of Joy is indeed the Venerable One of the Tibetan Tantric Sects." Raizi explains: "More precisely, Buddha Huanxi is the Buddha-deity of Tibetan Tantra, which combines Indian Esoteric Buddhism with local Tibetan beliefs, and it is actually based on people's worship of fertility, with the male body representing the Dharma and the female body representing wisdom. ”

"Ugh." Zhang Meng was slightly stunned.

"Damn!" Seeing Zhang Meng's expression, the fat man said to Laizi: "You guys told him that these are a fart, it's too deep!" You just tell him the origin of the Buddha. ”

"Then you say." Laizi looked at the fat man and smiled, as if he wanted to give the fat man a chance to show off.

"I'll just say it." The fat man was not polite, and boasted: "This happy Buddha is also called Hehuan Buddha, only Tibetan Buddhism, that is, Tantric Buddhism in our country likes to worship these Buddha statues, you see these happy Buddhas in the main hall, the facial expressions are not consistent." Some of them are ugly, some are handsome, some have a beast head, and some have many hands, and the one still has a human head hanging on his waist, and a boy and girl under his feet, all of which have a saying. ”

"What's that?"

"It's the thousands of incarnations of this joyful Buddha male Vajra." The fat man grinned and said, "This man's name is Vinayaka, and he turned out to be a king who advocates Brahmanism, and Brahmanism you know, right?" ”

Zhang Meng nodded and said: "This is the state religion of India, and its status in India is higher than that of Buddhism. ”

"Yes, Brahmanism has always been at odds with Buddhism, this king is cruel and kills Buddhists, and later the Buddha Shakyamuni sent Guanyin to turn into a beautiful woman and Vinayaka ****, and Vinayaga, who was intoxicated with women's sex, finally converted to Buddhism for the conquest of beautiful women, and became the lord of Vajra on the Buddhist altar, and also the god of love." The fat man continued: "Later, the doctrine of dual cultivation of men and women was slowly derived. ”

"I see."

"Of course." The fat man pouted and said: "The more backward the place, the more primitive their beliefs and worship become, didn't Lai Zi say?" Our human beings' fertility worship predates totem worship, and in these remote places, there has always been a fertility cult like the Buddha of Joy. Speaking of which, Tibetan Buddhism is very different from our Han Buddhism, the Buddhas worshiped by our Han people are very compassionate, but the Buddhas they worship are very evil......"

"Oh?" Zhang Meng was aroused by the fat man's interest, the last time he went to Kunlun Mountain, he did not come into contact with things about Tibetan Buddhism, so Zhang Meng did not know much. Now listening to the fat man's words, Zhang Meng was aroused: "Then tell me, how did Tibetan Tantra come here?" ”

"Nonsense!" The fat man looked at Zhang Meng like an idiot, and scolded: "Do you really think that Qiu Chuji is the national teacher of the Mongolians?" ”

"Isn't that what the history books say?" Zhang Meng was confused.

Lai Zi hurriedly added beside him: "Qiu Chuji is indeed the master of Taoism in the world, but at best, it is just a tool used by Genghis Khan to win over the Han people. In fact, whether it was the earliest Mongol Empire or the later Yuan Dynasty, their real state religion was Tibetan Buddhism, which is why there are so many lama temples on the grassland. ”

"Oh." Zhang Meng nodded.

"You are still a third-generation Tufuzi." The fat man pursed his mouth and said triumphantly: "Have you heard of Yang Lian Zhenjia?" ”

"Uh...... It seems to be a little impressive. ”

"You have the impression of a fart." The fat man scolded: "Why are there Han and Tang Tombs, Ming and Qing Tombs, but the Song Dynasty, as the first economic prosperity, has not heard of a few tombs left?" It's not all the good things that the Tibetan Buddhist national teacher Yang Lian Zhenjia did at that time, the six tombs in the south of the Yangtze River, more than 100 tombs, all let this old miscellaneous hair be dug up all over, grandma's, fat man, I have been to so many tombs, and I am not as lacking in virtue as him. ”

"Yang Lian Zhenjia?" Zhang Meng was faintly shocked, he seemed to be able to understand the fat man's exaggerated tone, although they were all Tufuzi and tomb robbers, they had never really destroyed any big tomb. For them, discovering an ancient tomb, taking away the burial goods, and letting the owner of the tomb continue to rest is often another sense of accomplishment.

"Grandma's, maybe these evil Buddhas were created by Yang Lian Zhenjia." The fat man pursed his mouth and scolded.

"Historically, wasn't he later put to death?" Lady asked.

"Damn! The little disguise of the emperor's power, who the fuck doesn't know! The fat man scolded: "Maybe Kublai Khan, in order to cover up, asked this old miscellaneous hair to do something more shady." ”

Hearing the fat man's words, Lai Zi's expression changed significantly, and then he turned his head and looked at the happy Buddha statues with different expressions. What did he vaguely feel? Female Girl, Hidden Niang......

As soon as the fat man's voice fell, Lady next to him suddenly felt something.

Xiao Lou looked at Lady Na, who was a little wrong, and hurriedly asked, "Sister Na, are you okay?" ”

"Uh......" Lady Na waved her hand, clutching her belly and shaking her head, "It's okay." ”

"But you're sweating all the time." The small building is in a hurry next to it.

At this time, Zhang Meng and others also found out that Lady Na was wrong, and hurriedly walked over and walked closer, Zhang Meng saw that Lady Na was indeed a little inappropriate, her face was warm and flushed, like poisoning and not like, and beads of sweat the size of beans flowed down her forehead.

"What's wrong with you?" Zhang Meng knew that Lady Na had always been strong, and rarely showed any weakness in front of others.

"I said it's fine."

Seeing that Lady Na had a hard mouth, Zhang Meng said angrily: "At this time, what else is there to be strong, we can help you if you say it." ”

Listening to Zhang Meng's words, Lady's face flushed again, her lips opened slightly, her expression looked extremely longing, and her body was a little weak: "Really...... It's nothing! ”

"Are you ......" Zhang Meng didn't continue to ask, but was grabbed by Lai Zi.

Zhang Meng looked at Lai Zi and asked, "Brother Lai Zi, what are you arresting me for?" ”

"Damn! Are you really an idiot, or are you pretending not to understand? The fat man couldn't stand it anymore, and smiled at Zhang Meng****: "You can't see this big Na Sichun?"

"Huh?"

Before Zhang Meng could react, he heard a gunshot, which frightened Zhang Meng and quickly shrank his neck.

When I turned around, I heard the fat man yelling at Ladyna: "I said you have big tits, what the hell are you crazy?" Dare to shoot to scare the fat man, I think you want to go crazy with a man! It's really not good, fat man, I'll help you vent your fire. With that, the fat man walked over to Lady.

Zhao Sanyi grabbed the fat man and said: "Little fat man, don't look at the occasion when you're joking, this little girl is obviously a person who has been poisoned by lewdness and has such a strong temperament, aren't you ridiculing her for looking for death?" ”

was criticized by Zhao San like this, and the fat man stopped talking much.

Zhang Meng also suddenly looked at Lady Na, who was flushed and full of infinite temptation in front of her, and knew that what Lai Zi and the third uncle said was right, Lady Na must have been hit by something like aphrodisiac. Otherwise, a woman as hard as Lady Na would not be so difficult to speak, and she would react so much to the fat man who has always spoken loudly.

"Brother Laizi, is there a way to detoxify?" Zhang Meng looked up at Lai Zi.

Laizi shook his head and said, "Although I know how to prepare anti-obscene medicine, there is no way to do it at the moment. And I didn't expect this to happen in advance. ”

Looking at the anxious Zhang Meng, the fat man smiled heartlessly, and whispered: "This thing is easy to solve, doesn't she like you very much?" Wouldn't it be all right if you give her a visit now......"

"Get out!" didn't wait for the fat man to finish speaking, Zhang Meng scolded the fat man.

The fat man also obediently hid aside, no longer interfering with the things in front of him.