Li Er got up in the morning and wanted to eat chaos, his wife Zhang Fengxian had already bought fried dough sticks and bean juice home, Li Er just didn't eat it, Zhang Fengxian was angry, his stomach was bulging, and he said angrily: "I can see it through, you just see me honest and bully my wife and son incompetent." In the future, you don't have to eat at home, just go to the seafood restaurant to eat, and ask the vixen to serve you, and she will serve people. Also, drink tea and go to the Pijia Chicken Shop, where there are your confidants and good friends, what blind donkeys are huge, they are all your fox friends and dog friends. ”

Zhang Fengxian finished nagging, knowing that she couldn't resist Li Er. went out alone to buy chaos for Li Er, and as soon as she left the door, she ran into Li Er who couldn't breathe head-on, saying that she would ask Li Er to call the shots for her.

Zhang Fengxian said: "Ask Li Er to call the shots for you?" And his Lord does not know who will do it for him? Sick of it. Go in and find him yourself, he wants to eat chaos, and I have to go and buy it for him. This enemy is about to me off to death. My life is miserable, even if I am tired to death, no one hurts. ”

Zhang Fengxian complained and went all the way to the morning market.

Li Er saw that he couldn't breathe in, so he joked with her: "You came today, isn't it your Zhang Bao, and found a woman who specially shouted to pay attention to reversing and reversing, and hid in the car of the three jumpers?" He looked at his breathless face and continued: "The fat man who repairs the car is just a bad heart. He deliberately sticks a mallet in your eye. You should have beaten him up. Come to me, I can't follow you to fight that fat man. ”

Breathless, he said: "Last time, the woman was in the computer, I know, it's the chip that's doing the trick." Today, Zhang Bao's daughter-in-law is a real woman! ”

"Huh? Is there really a woman? What is he wearing? Li Er estimated that he couldn't breathe and was lying, so he couldn't breathe and said what clothes the woman was wearing, because he didn't see a real person, and he couldn't just talk about clothes.

Breathless, he gestured and said, "The woman is wearing a red jacket and green pants, cloth shoes on her feet, and white socks. The age is forty-eight nine. Certainly not more than fifty years old, with gray hair and clear wrinkles on his face. Carrying a large plastic bag with some change of clothes in it. ”

Li Er originally thought that he couldn't breathe and was talking nonsense, but when he listened to the woman's outfit that couldn't breathe, he felt like that. It's as if a woman is really in this house. He continued to ask, "What did the woman say when she saw Zhang Bao?" ”

"She pointed to me and asked Zhang Bao, who is she?"

"How do you answer this?"

"What else could he say? He told the truth and said that I was his daughter-in-law. That woman is not simple, she must have come prepared. At that time, he asked me and Zhang Bao. Whether there is a marriage certificate or not. ”

Zhang Fengxian came in, holding a food bag in his hand. There's chaos in it. She said: "I can't breathe, you are too honest, an unknown wild woman outside enters the house, you don't beat her out with a stick, what are you talking to her?" Listen to me, hurry home and blast the invaders out. If you can't beat her, I'll help you! ”

Li Er shook his hand and said, "Sister Zhang Fengxian." Is it okay for you to mix less? I'm working, not at home. You take the fritters to the kitchen to eat, and I figure out the problem of breathlessness, so I go to eat. ”

Unable to breathe, he whispered very aggrievedly: "I haven't eaten last night's dinner yet." ”

Li Er beckoned. said: "Okay, eat one piece." Anyway, I bought one more person's meal. You two eat fritters and drink bean juice, and I eat chaos. After eating, let's move on to your problem. ”

Breathless emphasized: "It's not my problem. It's the wild woman's problem. ”

Li Er's mouth was big, a bowl of chaos, and he took it into his mouth in a few clicks. He couldn't breathe, he was full of food and drink. Only then did he ask: "I can't breathe, tell me about the wild woman, she entered your house, what is Zhang Bao's attitude?" It stands to reason that he couldn't let the woman in for no reason. This is the minimum moral standard of a man. ”

"Humph!" Zhang Fengxian snorted in her nose, didn't say anything, put away the dishes and chopsticks used by the three people on the coffee table just now, carried them into the kitchen, turned on the faucet and began to brush the dishes, she scolded in her heart: "What! Little Peach came to harass her for three days, and dared to pretend to be a big dog, and she couldn't breathe with others to say that the moral level of a man is purely a flashlight, and he is a good hand according to others, and he never takes care of the stinky problems on his face. This is a typical example of only allowing the state officials to set fires, and not allowing the common people to light lamps. The face is not red yet! ”

Of course, Li Er knew what Zhang Fengxian was thinking, and he didn't look at Zhang Fengxian. I couldn't breathe and continued.

Breathless, he said: "At first, I was right, and I was in charge of my man. Together every day, sleeping on a quilt every night, the man is mine, and the old and young of the East Kidnappers know wow. But then I became a bear, and I didn't have enough confidence. People took out the marriage certificate from their arms at once, and I was dumbfounded. I didn't wow. The man who has slept in his arms for so many years turned out to be someone else's! Do you say that people are angry? ”

"Huh? You didn't have a marriage certificate, so you were partnering with each other. Zhang Fengxian couldn't breathe, and her eyes widened. She muttered to herself: "No wonder people kicked you out, it turns out that you are a third party who intervened, wow, I know now, I can't breathe, you can't breathe, you turned out to be a bad woman." I knew you were such a thing, and I just fed the dog this fritter today, and I won't give it to you. In my life, I have made a third party miserable, and when I see it, I get angry. ”

Li Er said to Zhang Fengxian: "What are you excited about?" Arrange for you to go to the seafood restaurant, tell Xiao Taohong, and say that I will treat you at noon. ”

"Who are you invited? Isn't it the third party in front of you? ”

"What nonsense, it's the leader, the leader above, go wow." Li Er waved his hand anxiously and drove Zhang Fengxian out.

Zhang Fengxian muttered: "Leading the leader all day long." I think you have to guide yourself with a tie. In fact, that's fine, saving two people to fight. Even though there were a thousand unhappy people on her mouth, she was used to listening to Li Er's words, and she couldn't listen to them, so she came to the seafood restaurant with a grunt and shouted upstairs: "The leader's instructions are here, please invite the leader's guest at noon, and tell you to prepare." ”

Xiao Taohong was combing her hair upstairs, and when she heard Zhang Fengxian's sour voice, she felt a little uncomfortable. "I hear you," she promised. How many people? ”

"How many?" Zhang Fengxian was stunned. She said: "The leader didn't say a few people. It's estimated that it's five, six, seven, or eight, maybe two or three. ”

When Xiao Taohong heard Zhang Fengxian say this, her anger disappeared. What, five, six, seven, eight, and two or three in the back? How many people are there? She ran down the stairs. looked at Zhang Fengxian's face and asked, "How many people are in charge?" ”

Little Peach circled around Zhang Fengxian. Seeing her lips pursed upward, knowing that she was angry at home, she comforted: "That ancestor of the wrong family, is there a famine at home?" Look at the one who makes my eldest sister angry, when he comes, I have to criticize him well. Give the eldest sister a breath. What is it for? ”

"In the morning, he slept in bed, and I bought the fritters and bean juice as usual, thinking that he would get up and eat it while it was hot. I didn't expect to change the charter today, don't eat fritters, I want to eat chaos. You say, I've bought all the fritters back, so you can make do with a meal, and let's change the chaos tomorrow. But he doesn't! You have to eat the chaos. Makes me angry enough. We can't twist our arms and thighs, so let's go buy Chaos home, and I can't breathe to find your brother and have breakfast at my house. ”

Yes? Still out of breath? Little Peach hurriedly asked, "What is it if you can't breathe?" Dare you to serve? Wouldn't you just raise your leg and give her a kick? Sensei talk to her. She came early in the morning, what are you looking for me to kiss my brother? Could it be that they? ”

Little Pink straightened the two thumbs of her two hands together, indicating the meaning of flying like wings.

Zhang Fengxian said: "Wrong. That's not what it means. I'm not angry about it. People couldn't breathe at home, I don't know why, Sister Lin fell from the sky, and the wife in front of Zhang Bao suddenly came home. Squeezed out the breathlessness. I can't breathe, and now I'm waiting for your brother to call the shots for her. ”

"I see, a false alarm. I thought I kissed my brother and attracted bees and butterflies outside. It's not good, wow. Little Pink was relieved. Xiao Taohong handed a cup of hot tea to Zhang Fengxian. Then he turned behind Zhang Fengxian and began to beat her back, with little effort, Zhang Fengxian's face gradually smiled.

Xiao Taohong asked: "You said that I kissed my brother, and he had a treat at noon today, shouldn't you be unable to breathe from that ex?" The village pays for it? ”

Zhang Fengxian shook her head, unclear.

In Li Er's house, he couldn't breathe and told Li Er why she didn't have a marriage certificate. After her words were finished, Li Er also figured out what was going on.

It turned out that the ex, who couldn't breathe, had a high family composition, and he was stealing the marriage certificate with Zhang Baoling. The two of them want to live, but Zhang Bao's father and mother don't let them. There was no dowry, bride price, wedding ceremony or anything, so the girl came directly to Zhang Bao's house and shared a room with Zhang Bao. Such a daughter-in-law, of course Zhang Bao's father and mother didn't recognize it, so they took advantage of Zhang Bao to go out to work and beat the nominal daughter-in-law away with a stick. From then on, the woman worked outside to earn food for other people's families. Later, I went to a city and worked as a nurse for an old lady, who was also the nanny. Coincidentally, the old lady of this family is old and has a strange problem. Whoever doesn't believe her words trusts her as a nanny. No one was allowed to take her pension, so she asked the nanny to take care of it, and later, even the money she had saved for a lifetime was held by the nanny. No one else trusts it. I am entrusted with a heavy responsibility, and I can't go if I want to. When the old lady's road was over, she stretched out her legs and ran to the Western world, and the good time was now. finally explained all the old lady's money and accounts, and took all these years' wages, and then went home to find a man. She estimated that after all these years, Zhang Bao's stubborn father and mother should have died early, right? But when she went home, Zhang Bao's father and mother were dead, but Zhang Bao's family had another successor who couldn't breathe, which made her unacceptable.

Zhang Bao looked at his original wife, in the city for many years, although she is a little old, she can be said to be a swan and a duck compared to being unable to breathe. can't breathe and work every day, not to mention, and tuberculosis, where is the nanny compared to the half of the city girls? As we all know, not expressing a position is acquiescence, and acquiescence is connivance. In this way, I can't breathe and have to quit on my own. Bai gave Zhang Bao half a lifetime of grinding and made a clean monk. She felt wronged, so she ran to Li Er's house to complain, wanting to regain her territory.

Zhang Bao's two wives, one is reasonable and the other is legal. How does Li Er solve the case? How to mediate?

Li Er found Zhang Bao and first asked for his opinion.

Zhang Bao said with a smile: "Two wives, I want them." One will serve, and after all these years in the city, he has seen a lot of the world. Something sensible. They also cook the food that the city people eat. It's also fashionable to wear clothes. Nice to look at and pleasing to the eye. It looks beautiful and dresses up, goes up to the hall, and goes down to the kitchen. She is a good wife. ”

Li Er asked, "What should I do if I can't breathe?" Could it be that you will take her to the cattle market and let her out? She's a human, not an animal. After so many years of grinding for you, you can't just say you don't want it. Even if you can't breathe, it's the mule that pulls the cart, and you have to eat the forage when you're old, right? How could you send her away with a word? At least there's got to be a saying, right? ”

Zhang Bao said with a smile: "I didn't kick out the breathless." She was a thief with a weak heart, and she went to your house to complain. I didn't rush her. ”

Li Erdao: "Zhang Bao, your words are not right in themselves, what is called a thief's weak heart?" When I couldn't breathe and entered your Zhang Bao's house, I remembered that I was married by beating gongs and drums, why didn't I register at that time? ”

Zhang Bao said: "The situation at that time was that the vegetables and meat for the happy event were prepared at home, the fish was bought and killed, the meat was fried, the lotus root, the pig's head meat was wow, and they were all neatly arranged." The good news from relatives was also sent, and the seven aunts and eight aunts, and the relatives who should be moved, also came one by one. Just waiting for the marriage certificate to be received, as soon as the gongs and drums are beaten, the new daughter-in-law will enter the house. Who knows that the marriage certificate is not easy to get, the daughter-in-law in front can't leave, and the marriage certificate in the back is not done. A radish and a nest, the front can't go, and the back can't get in. At that time, the situation was special, the wife in front of me ran away, I don't know where to go, where to find it, I went to her mother's house to ask, almost called the mother-in-law in front of me to lie on, crying and shouting to ask me for someone, the old lady was going to tear my clothes, scared me to escape quickly. Since then, she has never bothered to kick on her door. At that time, the materials were scarce, and the family borrowed from the west, so they served these tables of banquets, and bought and sold them with a hammer, so they couldn't blind the banquets. This is where we are now. Those who have registered are not married, and those who are married are not registered, what do you say you want me to do? It's really not good, both wives, I want it. ”

"yes, the problem now is a bit of a prickly one. One has procedures, the other has no procedures, and it's not appropriate to rush out. I can't breathe all these years in your house, sweating and tired, I haven't eaten much, and I haven't lost my strength. There is no merit and hard work. Your family's three jumpers, isn't it that you can't breathe and save money to buy it? Li Er thought about it, and walked back and forth in the office dozens of times, but he couldn't think of a good way to get the best of both worlds.

Li Er scratched his scalp and asked, "Zhang Bao, your previous wife, what does she mean?" Do you want to come back to occupy the nest, or do you have a man outside and want to come back and get two money to spend? No one else will ask about this, but you can inquire from the side and see what she means when she comes home. Now that we're right, let's talk about the next step, how about it? ”

Zhang Bao nodded in agreement. Go home and ask around the bush. But far water can't quench the thirst of the near, and I can't breathe, and there is no place to live here. Li Er ran to Zhang Bao's house and asked Zhang Bao to give him a room where he couldn't breathe, and temporarily arranged for him to live first. As for which room Zhang Bao slept in at night, the two women did not give in. Li Er was in a hurry, and he was sweating! He asked the two women for their opinion and said, "There are two paths in front of us. One is one person, one night, wheel tactics, and the other is to draw lots, depending on personal luck. ”

The two women had another conflict for the sake of wheel tactics or drawing lots. One is willing to take turns, and the other is willing to draw lots. Let Li Erhao not have a headache, it is difficult to decide. Listening to the noise of the two women, Li Er became angry, slapped the table fiercely, and shouted: "You two don't have to argue, I have a way!" Tell Zhang Bao to sleep on the sofa, in the living room, whoever of you pulls him to seduce him is a slut! ”

Big guy, look at it, it's not okay to have a daughter-in-law, and it's not okay to have a daughter-in-law. I really don't know how those businessmen and tycoons outside, rich families, and several wives are around, how did they live? (To be continued......)