"Don't think I don't know, don't look at how you look like a human, you're obviously a big man with your feet behind your back! The old skins dug up from your feet were all drunk by you making tea! ”

Xiao Si was not to be outdone, picked up his bag and chased Lu Chenyu hard, and scolded while chasing.

"You scumbag, fowl beast, pervert, hard-hearted bastard!"

Poor Lu Chenyu, while running around the tea table, once again remembered the words of a certain master: Don't offend a high-end species like a woman!

"Hey, hey, you drink the most tea in my house, I can tell you now, it's all brewed with the old skin of my heels!"

Lu Chenyu didn't want to die, and he dared to "hurt" Xiao Si again.

"Lu Chenyu, you're dead!"

Xiao Si put down the bag, grabbed the tea set on the table instead, first the small tea bowls, and threw them at him one by one.

The sound of broken porcelain was heard one after another.

Lu Chenyu was possessed by the great god, swaying from side to side, dodging the attack.

Xiao Si was anxious, and finally picked up the special teapot with a spout more than one meter long with both hands, and directly used it as a sword to slash at Lu Chenyu.

"Hey, girl, stop playing!"

Lu Chenyu stepped forward to take it, look at this scene, I don't know if I have to pay for death today.

"I'm going to kill you!"

Xiao Si was furious and arrogant, and she could go to the battlefield to kill the enemy and become a female general by putting on a cloak.

"Listen to me, girl, calm down, come, take a deep breath!"

Lu Chenyu grabbed the spout of the long teapot and demonstrated a deep breath for Xiao Si.

"Breathe in, you big-headed ghost!"

Xiao Si was angry and tired, and there were undried tears on his face.

She held the long-spout pot and sat on the ground, "I'm going to cut you off, don't come out to me for tea and chat in the future!" ”

"Don't do that!"

Lu Chenyu squatted in front of Xiao Si with a sympathetic attitude, "I don't love you, so I will sincerely sue you, is this also wrong?" ”

"That's right, you know best!"

Xiao Si glared and hated Lu Chenyu, "You have loved Ya'an, just imagine, if you and Jin Zhen want to go to the toilet together, and Ya'an is the one who looks at the toilet, she only allows Jin Zhen to go up, pushes you out of the door, and cruelly sues you, not letting you go because she doesn't love you, what would you think?" ”

"Hey, hey!"

Facing Xiao Si's eyes that almost killed him, Lu Chenyu smiled again, "I'm ashamed to be a big writer of the emotional column, it's really unhygienic, go to the toilet, it's disgusting!" ”

"I don't want to talk to you, I'm going home!"

Hate is fake, divine sadness is real, no girl can calmly face the boy she likes and openly express her love for another girl in front of herself!

This is a capital offense that can be forgiven for no reason!

"Good boy, just go home and get some sleep!" Lu Chenyu still reached out and pinched Xiao Si's delicate little face, "In order to make amends, I will take her to purchase a gift package and deliver it to your house!" ”

"Ahh Xiao Si hugged his head and wailed, "Lu Chenyu, will you die if you don't show affection in front of me?" ”

"I'm sorry!" Lu Chenyu admitted that he did it intentionally.

Because he believes that Xiaosi's self-healing ability is the best in the world, and no one can match it.

Sure enough, as he expected, Xiao Si sniffed in pain, "Forget it, I was born with great difficulty from my parents, I must be strong, I can't be angry with you!" ”

"That's right!" Lu Chenyu actively encouraged on the side, "That night a few years ago, your parents were tired for most of the night to create you, and I was angry with me, so I wasted their labor!" ”

Xiao Si gritted her teeth, the little fairy who didn't eat the fireworks of the world now looked like a witch, and she spewed viciously at Lu Chenyu's face: "I bear it!" ”