A rental spaceship with a yellow label stopped at the entrance of the hospital, and two girls came down.

One had a somewhat cold face, looked like a man at seven points, looked like a fairy at all, looked like a devil at one point, had a big chest, was wearing a pink tulle, and carried a gun on his back. One was dressed in snakeskin armor and carrying a bag of fruit.

It is a hospital, which used to be a hospital, and because there were no patients, it was transferred. Why are there no patients? It's all because people have taken the Germ One Qi Pill. Now it has become a medical beauty salon with beauty as the main focus, supplemented by medical and surgical procedures.

Inside, the hall was silent, except for a beautiful female clone nurse standing in front of the consultation desk, leading a germ dog. This kind of dog has a pair of black bright eyes, snow-white, only the nose is black, it has the function of catching viruses, because with this kind of dog, the hospital does not need to give patients laboratory tests, no feces and urine tests, no fluoroscopy, CT scans, not to mention any old MRI. It only needs to be around you to know what is wrong with you, where there are germs, and there are no rays or radiation.

The fungus dog barked twice, ran over and sniffed the two girls. Then he ran back to the consultation desk and said a few words to the female nurse.

The two girls came to the consultation desk and said to the female nurse coldly, "Dear female nurse, I want to register."

"I heard the dog say that you don't have any germs in your stomach, what do you want to see?" The female nurse raised her eyebrows.

"I had a breast augmentation at your place last time, and everyone thought it was too big, and I wanted to get it back."

The female nurse looked at her swollen chest and said, "It's a bit big, but the restoration is more detailed than the general surgery, and no filler can be left, so the cost of the operation is twice as expensive as the expansion surgery, can you accept it?" ”

Nodding coldly: "I can accept it." ”

"Alright then, please pay 60,000 gold coins and go to the plastic surgery room on the second floor." The female nurse said to her in a sweet voice.

Coldly patted the female nurse's hand and paid.

"You're number 28, go to the second floor." The female nurse said.

Coldly nodded. Then I got into the elevator in the hallway.

The female nurse turned to the girl in snakeskin armor: "Did you come to see the doctor with fruit?" Do you want to give me a baby bear fruit? ”

"No, I wanted to give it to my great-grandmother, who loved to eat fruit. But if you like it, I can give you one. ”

"No, no, no, I don't want it," the female nurse waved her hand, "Our hospital prohibits doctors and nurses from accepting any red envelopes and gifts from patients. If there is a violation, it will be recorded by the hospital's surveillance, and the medical staff who violate the regulations will be confined and locked up in the basement of the backyard, and will be bitten by the bat lizard. It's scary. None of us dared to break the rules. ”

"In that case, I'll give this bag of bear fruit to my great-grandmother." Said the girl in snakeskin armor.

"Your great-grandmother is very old, is she able to eat?" The female nurse said.

"Of course she can eat it for the elderly, she sleeps quietly in the thousand-year-old sarcophagus of the housemaiden's secluded house, and she says she wants to eat it very much."

"Can a dead man speak?" The female nurse was a little surprised.

"She gave me a dream." Said the girl in snakeskin armor.

"I see, it scared me a half." The female nurse said, "I heard the dog say that you don't have a virus in your stomach, but the wound on your buttocks is infected with bacteria and needs to be anti-inflammatory." ”

"Then what do I call?" Snakeskin Armored Woman said.

"You're on the ass." Said the fungus dog.

"You guys have a butt department here?" Snakeskin's eyes widened.

"Yes, you can hang on to the buttocks." The female nurse said, "The buttocks doctor on the third floor can specialize in treating diseases of the buttocks and beautiful buttocks. ”

"Okay, I'll hang a hip number." Said the girl in snakeskin armor.

The female nurse pointed to the price list on the wall behind her and said, "5 gold coins for the ordinary number of the buttocks department, 100 gold coins for the expert number, which one do you want to hang?" ”

"Give me an expert number." Said the girl in snakeskin armor.

"Please pay 100 gold coins, dear girl with an inflamed ass." The female nurse held out her left hand.

The girl in the snakeskin clad patted the female nurse's hand and paid the registration fee.

"You can take the elevator up to the third floor, and Ms. Muggle Lodens, an authoritative expert in hips, will treat you in all directions."

"That's good, thank you."

The girl in snakeskin finished speaking and walked towards the elevator in the hallway.

There are two patients waiting outside the plastic surgery room, one is very slim, wearing a gold silk skirt, looking graceful and luxurious, and his face is very beautiful, but he has a pair of donkey ears. The other was an old lady, who seemed to be healthy and talkative, but her nose was a little crooked.

The lady with the donkey's ears sat down and accosted her: "Dear lady, are you also here for plastic surgery?" ”

The beautiful woman shook the donkey's ears: "Yes, Lady Pink Gauze, do you look at my ears, do they look like donkeys?" ”

"It's a bit like a donkey, do you really like donkeys and worship donkeys? Deliberately made a donkey ear? Said coldly.

"No, I don't like donkeys, and I don't like to be beautiful with donkeys." The donkey-eared beauty said, "The reason why I am the way I am is because someone has cast a spell on me." ”

"Really? Who enchanted you? ”

"I think my ex-boyfriend did it." Said the beauty with donkey ears.

"Is your ex-boyfriend a wizard?" Said coldly.

"He's not a wizard, he doesn't have the skills, he's just a stingy guy." The donkey-eared beauty said, "I guess he asked the wizard to do it, but I don't know which wizard it is." ”

"Do you have any clues?" Said coldly.

"I only know that he has a close relationship with the president of the otaku salon, but I don't know if the president of Lu Dao is a male witch, I have no evidence."

"Otaku Salon? I'm just going to participate in the Otaku Salon Costume Party, so maybe I'll have a chance to meet the president. Said coldly.

"Do you have a ticket?" The donkey-eared beauty had joy in her eyes.

"I have a ticket."

"That's great! I've heard that admission tickets are hard to come by, and I've heard that I only get them occasionally when I shop, and although I shop a lot, I never get them. The donkey-eared beauty said, "My dear lady in pink sarra, since you have an admission ticket, can you do me a favor and ask me about the president in the otaku salon to see if he is a wizard?" ”

"Okay, I can look into it by the way." Said coldly.

"That's great! Thank you so much, you know, I have to go to this beauty and plastic surgery hospital every week to restore my original state, but the recovery is recovered, but it doesn't last long, and it will be like this again after a week. I guess the wizard was doing magic on me. Said the beauty with donkey ears.

"Well, if I learn that the president is a wizard, I'll ask him to stop magic." Said coldly.

"That's great! , thank you, I don't know what the name of the president of Lu Dao is, I only know the name of my ex-boyfriend, and that stingy ghost is called Vanio Nini. ”

"Okay, I'll do my best to help you." Said coldly.

At this time, the sweet voice of the female nurse came from the radio:

"No. 26, dear donkey ear patient Winelina, please go to Clinic 6 on the second floor, where the expert ENT expert Mei Tiantian is waiting for you."

The donkey-eared beauty left her seat and shook her hand at the cold: "Call me on the radio, then I'll go to my attending physician first, and then I'll see you!" ”

"See you again!" Said coldly.

Winnielina walked towards Room 6.

Coldly turned her head and asked the old lady, "Dear old man, what is your number?" ”

"I also have a ENT department, and my nose is crooked." The old lady said.

"Was your nose born like this?" Said coldly.

"No, no, no, I was a very healthy and happy person, I was born in the planet of San Miguinta, where I had a happy childhood, and when I grew up I got a job in Montisada. Everyone knows that I have a beautiful nose, I have a cheerful personality, and my nose is also very cheerful. I've been happy since I was a kid, and even when I'm not happy, I'll find ways to be happy......"

"Having fun? How do you find fun? I also want to learn. ”

"Don't you learn, it's because I didn't have anything to do to find happiness that I ended up like this." The old lady said.

"Really? Can Fun Be Like This? Leng Xi didn't believe it.

The old lady bowed slightly, as if she was caught in a memory:

"I think so, do you know that a long, long time ago, when I was in elementary school, once the teacher organized our class to swim in the swimming pool of the stadium of the Universal National Games, have you ever been to the swimming pool of the San Mega Quinta Star?" The old lady said.

"I haven't been to the Natatorium of the St. Mirita Star Universe National Games Stadium, I have only been to the Monesada Football Stadium, and I went to see football when the Monesarda Star held the Universe Cup Football Tournament." Said coldly.

"Are you talking about the Universe Cup Soccer Tournament? It was a very exciting and enjoyable game, and I'm a long-time fan. The old lady said.

"Yes, my dad is a fan, he, like me, doesn't like to watch traditional games, only likes to watch modern games, because the modern rules of the game are not offside, and they can also be friendly and rush. My favorite thing is to watch the Muggles play against the Wizards. ”

"yes, last time the Muggles beat the Wizards 100-36 to win the championship. What makes me especially happy is that the wizards missed a shot, the football flew to the stands, and fell into my arms impartially, the wizards asked me, I didn't give them to them, I was so happy to see the wizards in a hurry! The old lady said.

"You're going to have fun." Said coldly.

"I have never missed any opportunity to be happy, it is better to be happy than sad, this is my logic." "So I got a football from a Muggle team against the Wizards, and I hung it in my living room at home, and I was content and happy." But this soccer ball was played to me by the Wizards, and it's a bit weird, and whenever a guest visits, this soccer ball speaks......"

"Football speaks?" Leng Xi said in surprise.

"Football speaks." The old lady said.

"What does it say?"

"It says, 'Wizards are better than Muggles, and their noses are crooked to their homes.'" ”

"Is this a spell?" Said coldly.

"I think it's a spell, and I guess this football was witched by the Wizards. I guess it was because I didn't give the Wizards this soccer ball and forced another soccer ball on the field to lose the game. I'm a little worried about this football spell. "I feared that the spell would be fulfilled, and that my nose would be crooked, so I made a special inquiry to the famous sorceress Sermeldada, the owner of the Witches' Tower west of Eliviplitzer, and she told me that I could avoid the spell with nettle bamboo." So I specially customized a nettle bamboo cage to keep the football inside, and sure enough, the football was dumb. I'm so happy! I'm really happy. ”

"Since football doesn't talk anymore, why is your nose still crooked?" Said coldly.

"Listen to me, because I'm happy, I'm going to travel to St. Virgin's Tower next week, and when I come back, my nose is suddenly crooked."

"You're on a trip next week?" Leng Xi was a little puzzled.

"I turned the clock around," said the crooked-nosed old lady, "and the tour ship I followed adjusted the time, and after the war we went on a tour and came back before the war." My nose was crooked during that time. ”

"Did someone do witchcraft on you?" Said coldly.

"I don't think it's witchcraft because I haven't met a wizard along the way. I think there's another reason. The old lady said.

"What is the reason?" Said coldly.

"I think I'm looking for fun." The old lady said.

"Really?"

"I think it's true. I mentioned the swimming pool to you earlier. ”

"You mentioned the swimming pool, you said that once the elementary school teacher took you to the swimming pool, what's wrong?" Said coldly.

"Yes, I remember vividly that time the teacher organized our class to go swimming, and in the water I twisted the nose of a female classmate in our class, because I have always been jealous of her beautiful nose......"

"Are you having fun?" Said coldly.

"Of course it's for fun, I screwed her up." The old lady said, "She choked on a few mouthfuls of water, and I laughed with pleasure." She cried out: 'Okay, you twist my nose, sooner or later I'm going to make your nose crooked!' I said, 'My nose is not crooked because you let it be crooked, you don't have that ability.' She said: 'Then you wait!' 'Behold, how vicious she is! She cursed my nose crooked......"

"Looks like your classmate's spell has been fulfilled." Said coldly.

"Yes, her curse has been fulfilled! Admittedly, it's all my fault. I think she has been scolding me in her heart since she was a child. But even just scolding people won't scold people's noses?! The old lady said with a sad face and crooked nose.

"yes, I wonder if some wizard did sorcery on you?" Said coldly.

"No way, said Semeldada, the witch of the Witch Tower, nettle bamboo avoids witchcraft, and I have nettle bamboo cages at home, so it is impossible to be bewitched by witchcraft. But I can't figure out what caused it. A crooked nose is really an unhappy thing. ”

"I can't figure it out either." "You can see that a crooked nose does make you unhappy." ”

At this time, the sweet voice of the female nurse came from the radio again:

"No. 27, dear crooked-nosed patient Vanessia, please go to Consultation Room 6 on the second floor, where the expert ENT physician Mei Tiantian is calling you."

The old lady beckoned coldly: "Call me, I have to go to the doctor, I think the expert doctor Mei Tiantian may answer my doubts." ”

With that, she stood up and walked towards Consultation Room 6.

At this time, Winnielina came out of Room 6, and her two donkey ears had become the ears of a beautiful woman.

"Hello, Winnielina, your ears are so beautiful, have they been restored so quickly?" Said coldly.

"Yes, thanks to Dr. Tim Tim, but only for a week. Why hasn't it been your turn yet? Winnielina said.

"I haven't heard the radio yet, I'm waiting, I'm the 28th." Said coldly.

"Really? Then you wait to listen to the radio, and don't forget to help me investigate the otaku salon. Winnielina said.

"Dear Winnielina, I won't forget." Coldly nodded.

"Please, then!"

Winnielina walked towards the elevator.

Now only Leng Xi is left. The corridor was quiet, and I didn't feel anything when someone was chatting with me just now, but now there was no hair, and it looked a little gloomy.

"Ha ......"

Suddenly, there was a faint burst of startling laughter from the end of the hallway.

Leng Xi couldn't help but play a clever one. She had never heard such a strange laugh before, and curiosity drove her to her feet and walked towards the end of the dark hallway......

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