Denied a visa, hehe. So it's only people's comments that motivate me to write. Everyone interacted more and put forward more opinions. Criticized by heaven today. Received thank you.

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I lit a cigarette, took a puff, and exhaled the smoke: "I'm really afraid of women now, big or small." In fact, in addition to Abu, there is also a woman in my life, and it is very chaotic now. I called up the photo on my phone to show the third child, and the third child jumped up and grabbed my neck with his arm after reading it: "Amazing, if you are not rotten, you will not be rotten, and if you are rotten, you will bloom." ”

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble" The third child let go of me, and I said with a wry smile: "I used to envy people who were so stupid, and I always felt that rich people were so idiotic, what do you want to buy a junior, a luxury house and a famous car." When I have the situation, I know that my woman is a part of life, and I am willing to share my happiness and success with her. Besides, your monthly income is 4,000 yuan, spending a few hundred yuan on your own woman is nothing, and if you have a monthly income of hundreds of thousands, spending tens of thousands on your own woman is a fart. This can only be blamed for our lack of money before. ”

"So you're rich now, and when you have money, you become fond of the new and hate the old? Oh, you love the new and never tire of the old. "The third laughed at me.

"Me?" I don't know what kind of situation I am now, it seems to have something to do with money and it doesn't seem to have much to do with it: "I'm just turning over now, I can do something I like, and I'm far from being rich." These bad things of mine can't be compared with you, you are not married, no matter how bad you are, you can rely on love. In my marriage, no matter how much love I have, I can only mess around. Alas, you say it's money? What level is Abuna, listed, I never dreamed of leaning on which level. And I don't want to have anything to do with her company, Qian is a bastard, and she looks so good. I have never had the revenge of the world in mind, I like the small-scale peasant economy, it's OK to be self-sufficient, don't you burn your hands if you have more money? I still like millions of them, and tens of millions of them don't hold me blood in my urine. ”

"What about your other situation?" The third child is very curious, hum, you know too much.

"The other one" I looked at the sky with great fascination: "That's a famous reporter, I bought a BMW motorcycle to interview me, it's a little magical." It's called Gu Jing, I've always felt guilty about her, and it's strange to say, I don't feel any guilt about my wife, shouldn't I feel the most guilty about my wife? Is it because all I have is hers? Or has it now come to the time when the left hand touches the right hand? The seven-year itch, haha, isn't that exactly seven years?! ”

The third child was not interested in marriage, and asked with a frown: "Are all married men so sullen?" What do you want to eat tomorrow? My mom wanted to cook you a good meal, but I forgot to ask you. ”

"Tomorrow? I'll cook a home-cooked meal for your family tomorrow and invite your family out for dinner in the evening. "I was planning on my own, and before I knew it, I had arrived at the door of the third child's house.

"I guess not, my dad definitely doesn't agree, besides, don't you come to my house and invite my family to dinner?" The third child took out the key and opened the door.

Entering the room arranged for me, I washed and slept, very tired, and slept comfortably.

I slept until ten o'clock the next day, and had breakfast at the third child's house, so I made Uncle Meng and his family agree to cook at noon and let them taste JC's fried noodles.

I went out to the supermarket and bought a green onion mate, a noodle sauce, PX bean paste and dumpling filling and went back. At home, I mix noodles first, a bowl of warm water, put a little salt in it, and put two large bowls of flour. Begin to knead the dough until the surface of the dough is smooth and buckle it in the basin to rise for ten minutes, then divide it into several small balls, roll it out into a sheet with a rolling pin, smear oil on it, press it one by one, put it in the basin, buckle the lid, and continue to rise. Next, fry the fried sauce. First stir-fry the dumpling filling with oil, put it out, and then fry the prepared green onion with oil, small chopped pepper foam, and put PX bean paste and green onion mate immediately when the fragrance comes out, and then put some sugar, pepper, salt and other small seasonings. Stir-fry and put it in a bowl and you're done.

Wake up the third child at noon, I began to cook noodles, cut the noodles into chopstick-thick strips, wait for the water in the pot to boil, put some salt, and then pull the noodles, it becomes a slender strip, throw it into the pot, one by one, after a while, cook a bowl, put it in the bowl, pour the fried sauce, a bowl of authentic fried sauce noodles is OK.

I was busy in the kitchen and shouted, "Who doesn't have enough to add more, there is still noodles." ”

A meal of fried noodles made the third family popular, and for YN people who are often rice noodles, an authentic jc fried noodles is really attractive.

I walked around alone in the afternoon, and the third child wanted to accompany me, but I didn't let me. Walking out of the ancient city, coming to a business district, looking at the dazzling array of ethnic trinkets, a little visual fatigue. As I walked, I suddenly saw a shop in front of me called Jade Dragon Gambling Stone. Eh, aren't the gambling stones all in the area of TC and YJ, and there are also in Lijiang? Go inside and have a look.

The shop is very large, it is divided into several districts, I don't understand it, I look at it in a hurry, someone squats and smokes a cigarette to see the excitement. A few characters who looked like bosses came over: "Brother, I see that your bracelet is good, do you mean to let it?" High price, how's that? "A big back looks at the full grimace Hainan Huanghuali bracelet.

"Don't sell it, I'll keep it for myself, don't block me from looking at the calcite" I finally got it together, which pot are you.

"Young man, can you get your hands on this string of dzi?" The other old man seemed to be very learned.

"No, this is blessed by a high monk, you can't touch it casually." I'm impatient.

"This Green Ghost ......"

"Don't sell it, Li Chaoren brought it, gave it to me" I'm really not interested in talking to them. Just go in and take a look at the rough stone, if not, we'll make a whole piece.

I walked casually, my hand swept over the rough stones, and the slightest sense came, but there was no trace. What's it about feeling comfortable? What's it about feeling cold? What's going on with feeling messy? What's the deal with feeling heart palpitations? So many feelings, try them one by one, and I guess the money is not enough. Let's try a cheap one that feels cold in the palm of your right hand.

"Boss, boss! What is the price of this piece? "The customer is God, so it's right to be louder. Hmm~ No one pays attention to me?!

I took the palm-sized sharp stone, walked over to a glass counter and asked a middle-aged man, "How do you sell this stone?" ”

"It's marked with the price, see for yourself, so much I remember where to live." The bags under the eyes of middle-aged people caught up with goldfish. He looked at the number on the stone: "Five hundred in the fifth district." ”

"Is that seven hundred in the Seven Districts? Nine hundred in the ninth district? I asked, looking at the goldfish eyes.

"Why do you talk so much nonsense, there are prices on the district cards, do you want to?" I wondered, goldfish eye can't lose money if you do this.

"Yes, here you go," I threw out five hundred. Took the stone to the door, waited for the stone to be solved, and after a while, it was my turn, and the little worker clamped the stone and cut it slowly with a cutter, the stone; re-cut, stone; Cut it again. I'm going, and I feel that the cold feelings are letting me stay where I'm cool. When did the space have such a sense of humor?

I continued to look for it, and found an ostrich egg in the seventh district, similar in shape and color, with a price tag of two thousand.

"Boss, can this be cheaper?" Goldfish Eyes ignored me: "OK, when I didn't say it." Give this is the money. "Two thousand more were thrown. I'd like to see what I feel comfortable with.

Keep cutting, stone, still stone, but a little messy color. The worker finally told me that this is shit and garbage. I was asked just now that Hai Huang's big back head was bought for 2,000.

Let's go on, I found a stone in the first area that feels very messy, black skin, rustling, the sign shows a bunch of English letters, and Chinese characters to say, 10,000, cash is not enough.

"Boss, can you swipe the card?" I asked Goldfish Eye, "I'm tired of holding a rock."

"Credit cards have a fee, and bank cards are the kind of debit cards that don't need to be used." The goldfish watched me buy a few pieces, and his attitude changed a little better.

"Swipe the card, the kind that doesn't have a fee."

Walk out of the door and start calcing.

After the small worker finished cutting, he told me that this is a bean seed, no color. The big back head leaned over and gave five hundred, and took it.

I went back to find the piece of palpitations, found the brown stone the size of a schoolboy's dictionary in the eighth district, returned to the boss, gave three hundred, and went out to solve the stone.

It's too small, the little worker can't cut it, rub it on the edge, go down with a knife, and there is no sound? Isn't every piece cut to attract countless ridicule? Look at it, I don't understand: "Hey, little brother, what is it this time?" ”

"Goo" Xiaogong swallowed and spitted: "It's hard to say, like a glass species?" ”

There was a big uproar, and the goldfish eyes ran out: "Come on, I'll cut, you go and make a pot of tea for this brother." Brother, you sit first, and I'll rub it slowly for you. ”

This boss is a master, and he has Zheng Banqiao's style: tea, tea, good tea. Sit, please sit, please take a seat. He who breaks an ox will have a place for it.

Several bosses on the sidelines were foaming at the mouth, and one of the bosses pondered my fingers before cutting, but now they are silent.

When the goldfish-eye boss finished wiping this piece of material and splashed it with water, everyone stepped forward and took a closer look.

"Glass species, where there is green, the sun is green, and the colorless place is the same as glass."

"Is there any price for this?"

"I can't afford it, why don't we make it up?"

"Wait and see, people may not have the meaning."

I looked at the cigarette case-sized jade in my hand, but what I thought had nothing to do with the price. Nima, this is still a deadly rhythm, if you come a few more times, you can go directly to the hospital for rescue, and you have to do a heart bypass several times. Do you have to take a quick-acting heart-saving pill with gambling stones in the future? This feeling of palpitations is so uncomfortable.

"Little brother, do you intend to sell this piece of jadeite?" Goldfish asked, holding the teacup in both hands.

"What? Oh, let it go, no, I'll keep it for myself. I took a drag on my cigarette and continued to think. Let's go, wait for the robbery?

After walking a few steps, I came back and stuffed a thousand yuan for the worker: "Take it, I will also have this thousand cash, thank you." "I turned around and hailed a taxi, and there was the sound of firecrackers behind the car.

Return to the ancient city.

When I arrived at the third bar, I sat on the sofa on all fours: "The third brother, my brother has made a fortune, are you a broken bar?" The elder brother bought it. ”

"Yo, isn't this Brother Yang? Is your domestic small displacement not bad, and there is a BMW logo on it? "What's wrong with Little Nizi? How did she see my motorcycle? She has an unusual relationship with the third child, and they are all in the house.

The third child came over, "Miss Guo has to take me to see your domestic small displacement in the afternoon, no way, people take care of my business, and I'm about to live here for two months." ”

"This is a situation," I lazily tilted my head over to look at the third child: "It seems that Aunt Meng's grandson has hope." ”

"Don't talk nonsense, there's really no such thing."

"This can be there." Tease.

Xiao Nizi sat in front of me, stared at me coldly, and said seriously: "I came to China, everyone is very enthusiastic, you are the same as that liar, you are very bad." Don't worry, I won't ride in your car. You don't need to make fun of Brother Meng with me. With that, he turned around and walked out the door.

I was dumbfounded, what's going on?