Chapter 863: The Best Situ Kong
Maserati turned into a small alley and finally stopped at the door of a quaint-looking courtyard house.
"Your father Situ Kong usually lives here?" After getting out of the car, Wang Zi looked around and asked.
Situ Ruoshui smiled: "I said that you believe it?" ”
Wang Zi was speechless for a while, he felt that Situ Ruoshui was too annoying, and he kicked the ball back to him at every turn, but he really didn't believe that Situ Kong usually lived here, and this was at most a foothold for him, and the cunning rabbit still had three holes, not to mention Situ Kong, a lone thief who had a reputation for the whole world?
At that moment, he followed Situ Kong into the courtyard, walked into the house after passing through a courtyard, and heard Conan's voice from the house, which seemed to Wang Zi to be very forced: "There is only one ...... truth"
"Do you have a baby?" Wang Zi looked at Situ Ruoshui with an incredulous expression, "Otherwise, how could there be Conan's voice?" ”
Situ Ruoshui looked at Wang Zi with a natural expression, and didn't take Wang Zi as a joke about her having children, and blinked at the moment and said, "Do you think I look like a person with children?" And who sued you, only children can watch "Detective Conan", you are so old, aren't you the same as a child? I'm so stingy, won't I hit you a few times? Still won't forgive me? ”
"......" Wang Zi shut up stupidly, he felt that if he said one more nonsense, then he would really be a guy with a small belly.
As soon as he walked into the living room, Wang Zi was stunned by the scene in front of him, but saw a middle-aged man sitting on the sofa, holding a smoking cigar in his right hand, and holding a wine glass in his left hand, with half a glass of amber wine in the wine glass, and his hand was shaking regularly...... Of course, this scene is nothing, aren't all the underworld bosses in the TV series like this? What really made Wang Zi feel like laughing was that the underworld boss was smiling stupidly, staring directly at Conan on the big TV in front of him.
Is he really Situ Kong? An incomparably huge question mark popped up in Wang Zi's mind, was he really the Situ Kong who shocked the world and slipped into the world's famous museums like walking in his own kitchen?
"Coming?" Situ Kong, who was watching Conan's case-solving with relish, suddenly turned his head, looked at Wang Zi with a smile, and then looked at Situ Ruoshui on the side, and then said, "Tut...... It's really a good match, it's even better than Kudo Shinichi and Xiaolan...... That's it! ”
Wang Zi was a little confused, what is this guy talking about?
Situ Ruoshui had an extremely painful expression on his face, and walked quickly to the TV at the moment.
Situ Kong's face changed greatly, and he exclaimed at the moment: "Don't ...... Baby girl, there's one more thing to do......"
"Smack!" With a muffled sound, the TV was simply turned off by Situ Ruoshui, and then glared at Situ Kong angrily and said, "Dad, if you are talking nonsense, I will ignore you all day." ”
"Uh...... Other...... Wouldn't it be okay if I didn't say it? Situ Kong said with a flattering smile, "If you ignore me all day, I won't suffocate to death?" ”
"I brought it to you." Situ Ruoshui pointed at Wang Zi with a painful face and said.
"Why is it so slow?" Situ Kong glanced at Wang Zi, and then was happy like a child, "Why don't you run halfway?" It's okay, it's okay, you don't have to explain, I'm from here, I understand, Dad, I absolutely support it. ”
"Dad......" Situ Ruoshui was speechless, "I went out early in the morning and didn't eat, I just went to have breakfast!" ”
"......" Wang Zi felt as if he was redundant, neither standing nor sitting, and he had an urge to turn around and leave.
Is this really Situ Kong? This completely subverted Situ Kong's most beautiful image in his heart, he hadn't forgotten how boiling Zeng Xiaorou was when he told him about Situ Kong, how much he wanted to meet this god-like figure immediately, but now, ...... Oh MyGod's, this is Sun Wukong or not, it was the Buddha who sent him over to brush his own teasing!
It's better to be famous than to meet...... That's probably the kind of person you're talking about, right?
"You are Wang Zi?" Situ Kong stood up from the sofa and then looked at Wang Zi with a kind smile on his face, "I'm used to having trouble with my daughter, don't think about it." ”
"I didn't ...... There is no ......" Wang Zi only felt that cold sweat was breaking out on his forehead, but he shouted thank God in his heart, he Situ Kong finally remembered himself.
"That's good, that's good...... What are you doing standing, sit ......" Situ Kong walked over with an enthusiastic face and patted Wang Zi's shoulder and greeted, "In the future, it will be a family, this is your home, you are welcome......"
"......" Wang Zi wants to cry, uncle, are we so acquainted?
Situ Ruoshui rolled her eyes, she was already speechless about Situ Kong's actions, and she just wanted to slip away quickly, so she said, "Dad, let's talk, I'll go buy some food and cook at noon." ”
"Go, go, remember to cook more, I'll have a good drink with Wang Zi......" Situ Kong looked at Wang Zi with a smile and waved his hand to Situ Ruoshui, and then said to Wang Zi, "Why don't you sit down, we are already a family, you don't need to ...... politely"
Wang Zi had a very stiff smile on his face, and had to sit down in humiliation, he felt that he could still reluctantly accept becoming a family with Situ Ruoshui, but he was under the same roof as Situ Kong...... How can it feel so weird? Would he come over every day to discuss with him the technical question of why Conan hadn't grown up after all these years?
"Drinking?" Situ Kong picked up an empty glass from the table and pointed to the whiskey on the table.
"I'd better drink tea." Wang Zi said, "If there is." ”
"Haha......" Situ Kong laughed and said, "If it's someone else, I'm sorry, no, if you don't, you have to have it, you wait." Saying that, Situ Kong walked to the TV cabinet, opened the drawer, picked up a box of tea leaves, then grabbed some and put it in the cup, and ran to the water dispenser to inject hot water, and then brought it to Wang Zi and said with a smile, "I only have this kind of tea here, if you are not used to drinking it, you will be settled first, and when you come next time, there will naturally be another kind of tea you like to drink." ”
"Uh...... Thank you. Wang Zi hurriedly took the cup of tea with both hands, looked at a few pale yellow chrysanthemums floating on it, smelled the faint fragrance, and thought to himself that it should not be poisonous, right? He couldn't poison himself as soon as he met, so he took a sip, only to feel that his mouth was sweet, as if all the fire and tiredness in his body had been driven away in an instant, and his body was indescribably comfortable.
"Good tea." Wang Zi sighed, "How did you get this tea?" He felt that it would be of great health for the girls and his parents to drink.
"Visionary." Situ Kong said with a smile, "This is not ordinary chrysanthemum tea, this kind of chrysanthemum grows in the misty place of the high mountains, it is extremely rare, and each plant only blooms once in three years, and the time for each flower to bloom is only a short hour, this flower is picked in that short hour, after adding some materials for stir-frying, and finally drying, it becomes what you see now, the quantity is very small, and I only have such a box in my hand." ”
"So, this tea is priceless?" Wang Zi was slightly disappointed, it seemed that his idea had failed.
Situ Kong shook his head, looked at Wang Zi with a calm face and said, "Priceless treasure? I don't think so, for me Situ Kong, there is only one priceless treasure in this world, that is, my daughter Situ Ruoshui, and everything else is outside the body...... I don't want her to be wronged in any way, I say that, you know? ”
After being silent for a while, Wang Zi nodded and said, "Understood...... I'll stay away from her. ”
"......" The corners of Situ Kong's mouth twitched slightly, and he shook his head calmly and said, "Young man, you still don't understand. While saying that, I yelled in my heart, you know what a fart!
Wang Zi was stunned: "What do you say?" ”
"You shouldn't stay away from him, on the contrary, you should get close to her, try to get close to her, and finally conquer her......"
Wang Zi already has a black line on his face, is this guy encouraging him to chase his daughter? At that moment, he said with a crying and laughing face: "I ......"
Situ Kong waved his hand calmly and said: "I'm not joking with you, what I say is my heartfelt words, I understand my daughter's character, although she doesn't necessarily like you, at least she doesn't hate you, otherwise do you think you can get into her car?" Can you have a romantic breakfast with her? Can she approach you under the pseudonym 'Princess' because of you? Princess, princess, isn't it just to match you Wang Zi? ”
Wang Zi smiled bitterly: "I think you must have understood some of my situations. He knew that Situ Kong had already investigated him when he was attacking the 'call of the sea', "I already have a girlfriend, and there is more than one, you forcibly stuffed your daughter to me, don't you think you are wronging her?" ”
Situ Kong shook his head and said, "I'm not the kind of pedantic person, and your girlfriend has nothing to do with me at all......"
Wang Zi wants to vomit blood, how can it be okay?
"I just know that now my daughter doesn't hate you, if you don't like her, you're making her feel wronged, and as soon as she is wronged, I'm angry, and if I'm angry, ......"
At the same time as Wang Zi's face was black, his eyebrows were raised instantly, he didn't come here to let him Situ Kong threaten.
"I know you're good at fighting, but don't look at me with murderous eyes." Situ Kong said with a disdainful face, "I have already said, I am such a priceless treasure, whoever makes her wronged, I will make him feel bad...... Oh yes, I'm pretty good at playing too! ”