Chapter 534: The Big Wedding

Zhang Jian was nervous, very nervous. I will go to Zheng Lei's parents' house to pick up my relatives in a while, Zheng Kai said yesterday that he will not help, and Zheng Lei has too many girlfriends, so let him prepare more red envelopes.

Next to Zhang Jian are Lin Ming and Huang Wenxuan, and Huang Wenxuan is still one of today's best men. Inform Huang Wenxuan to attend the wedding, and also send an invitation to Director Wang. As for Mr. Wang, Zhang Jian asked himself if he was not qualified to send invitations to others, but Mr. Wang still asked Huang Wenxuan to bring a gift, and he personally inscribed the four words - "A hundred years of good harmony". The most important thing is that there is a payment, just with this character, Zhang Jian can walk sideways in the ice city.

Director Wang naturally won't come, but he also asked Huang Wenxuan to send a gift, but it was just a very ordinary signature pen, even if it was a gold pen, it was not very expensive, and it was drizzling for Zhang Jian's current net worth. The important thing is that friendship, which can continue to maintain a good relationship.

"You two pay attention for a while, your pockets are all stuffed with red envelopes, I suspect that they will set up cards on the road, and the red envelopes will open the way, if it doesn't work, they will dodge it and let Yue Peng get on."

Rhubarb followed Director Wang, apparently knowing some secret things now. I have seen it with my own eyes, and I naturally believe that this child is only a teenager, but three or five strong men are usually knocked down in minutes.

The lengthened Hummer is dressed up very festively today, and the wedding company has added all the decorations that can be added.

The Humvee was unimpeded along the way, because Fang Fang had already sent people to help maintain order at various intersections along the road. How to maintain it? Use their cars to block the lateral road, and only those who are in the same direction as them can pass along the lĂŹ. Isn't that a lot faster? Inevitably, traffic jams also occur in the same direction. At this time, it depends on Huang Zhihang's ability.

Say hello. Find two traffic police buddies and ride a motorcycle to patrol in front. They don't sound sirens or open the way, but others will naturally dodge them. This not only conforms to the rules, but also gives Zhang Jian great convenience.

At eight o'clock, I went to the gate of Zheng Lei's parents' community. After the car stopped, sure enough, a group of old men and old ladies came over to dance the square dance, and the music was "Today is a Good Day". Huang Wenxuan was stupid at the time. I've seen it blocked by a bridesmaid troupe, blocked by a group of relatives and friends, and blocked by a square dance troupe, but it's the first time I've seen it.

However, Zhang Jian has been prepared for this. When Zheng Kai was planning to fix him at home, Zhang Jian asked the toad spirit to monitor with a magic mirror, and all the plans were clearly seen.

"Uncle and aunt, do you see it here, I gave you a professional audio, the effect is very good. Tens of thousands. If you get out of the way, the sound is yours. And seeing this no, professional choreographer, we have hired him for a month, and we will definitely teach you three new dances this month. Lin Ming asked people to move things down, and then began to persuade.

In less than three minutes, all these old men and old ladies left happily, because Lin Ming promised to sponsor a set of team uniforms for each of them. Just talk to the company's advertising department, I didn't say that I couldn't print the company's advertisement, it just so happened that the company had a real estate opening this year, so they advertised the company.

"Eh~~ Wait a minute, if you want to go upstairs, you must sing three songs, all about today's theme, otherwise this door will never be opened!" The bridesmaids of a bridesmaid group stood downstairs and stopped Zhang Jian and them.

"Xiaoyu, can anyone sing it?" Zhang Jian asked.

"No, only you and the best man can sing, and we must sing well, and we are satisfied." Xiaoyu said very principledly.

"Brother Hua, it's your turn." A person with a best man's chest sign came over, this person is not Zhang Jian's friend at all, nor is it Zheng Lei's friend, let alone a relative of the two, this is Zhang Jian's resident singer invited from the best music bar in Bingcheng, and once released a record, but because the person is really good-looking, he didn't become popular in the end.

Zhang Jian had long known that they had this trick, and he specially invited the masters. I saw this Ah Hua carrying an acoustic guitar on his back, and walked over in style, and then sang three songs in a row: "Today You Are Going to Marry Me", "Finally Waiting for You", "To You". All of them are suitable for the occasion, and each song imitates the original singer, and it is also vivid.

The bridesmaid Xiaoyu was dumbfounded, how could such a difficult trick happen to be known by them, someone must have leaked a secret. When she was still hesitating, several groomsmen had already set her apart, and then stuffed her with a red envelope with 888 yuan in it.

The group rushed upstairs, these bridesmaids were ruthless enough, Zheng Lei and their house were on the third floor, and they actually put a bridesmaid at the entrance of each staircase and the rest platform (corner), each of them had a question, and Zhang Jian couldn't consider it, and answered it quickly.

"Your father's, your brother's, your grandfather's, your wife's, your son's, your grandson's? Sister Zi, what is the relationship with you? ”

"Brother and sister or sister and brother." Zhang Jian replied confidently.

The bridesmaid Xiaomei was stunned, and then the two groomsmen pulled her away and stuffed her with a red envelope, Zhang Jian continued to walk up, this question is a question that others have to think about for a long time, but for Zhang Jian, who already knows the answer, it is simply blurted out. Still in order to pretend to think, Zhang Jian paused for a second to answer.

"What is Zheng Lei's favorite cartoon?"

"Make a big fuss in the heavenly palace."

Other girls, especially the post-80s, may like Flower Fairy and Sailor Moon, but Zheng Lei likes to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Zhang Jian never knew before, and the two didn't talk about cartoons, but fortunately, when they designed the topic, Zheng Lei said it and was remembered by the toad.

The second level was easily passed, Zhang Jian went up to the second floor, and the third bridesmaid Wanjun stopped them.

"Please answer: waves? What is the capital of Lan? ”

"Warsaw." Zhang Jian shook his head proudly at Wanjun, even if he didn't know this question in advance, Zhang Jian could easily answer it, because when he was bored, he had already memorized the flags, national emblems, national anthems and capitals of all the countries in the world.

"Pay attention, in a pool, all the frogs are bare-assed, only one frog wears a pair of pants, may I ask why?"

"Because the others are bathers, and those who wear pants are bathers!" Before Zhang Jian could say it, Huang Wenxuan said it out loud, this brain teaser was what he told Zhang Jian back then.

And the final level, which is to answer the question of the last bridesmaid standing at the door.

"Excuse me, in the exam with a full score of 100 points, Xiao Ming scored 100 points, why did his father still beat him?"

"Because he's got a hundred points for all the subjects combined! If I were his father, I would smoke him too. It was another brain teaser, but this time it was Lin Ming who answered, and Zhang Jian smiled and spread his hands, making a smug look, a strong team. (To be continued......)