Chapter 32 Accompany the fairy to visit the fairy street

The second son faced the table with blue diamonds, watching the large beads and small beads that erupted from the six holes in the table one after another, and those beads sprayed to a height of two universes and then fell, some flowed into the holes surrounded by diamonds, and some were bouncing on the table. Then new pearls of all sizes erupted, and I saw the beads flying up and down in front of me, falling and flying, and "ping pong" jumping in the disc. He was dizzying and dazzled to see. I only saw three of the six holes with "Big Bead Cave" written next to them, and three with "Little Bead Cave" written on them. It is estimated that the beads are classified into the hole.

On the side of the disc near his own side there is a gold disc with a number 0, 1, 2, 3-10. It is for the player to choose the number.

In his ignorance, a series of beautiful imaginations sprouted in his mind, what would the second parallel universe look like? Isn't there a lot of scenery that is more thrilling than the dangerous peaks and waterfalls of Monlisada? Are there many Qiongtai pavilions that are more luxurious and fairy than the Grand Duke's Mansion and the Fairy Building? Are there many grassroots and great people who are much more legendary than legends? Is it the immortal gods with immortal posture and boundless mana? Is it that the people who ask for food there are richer than the boss of the money bank in the transit star? Isn't it...... Anyway, I'll have to go and see, as the saying goes, seeing is believing, hearing is false, isn't it?

Thinking so, he raised his hand with the strength of the Nine Dragons and Two Tigers, stretched out his fingers with the strength of the Nine Donkeys and Two Tigers, looked at and counted the beads on the plate, and pressed 280 on the gold plate with confidence.

"Fill in the error! You have a problem with your IQ. "Please do it again, try no more than three." ”

The chronograph on the gold dial recounts the time, and the hands turn rapidly for only one minute.

The diamond-polished disc re-erupted six pillars of pearls, like a six-note fountain, and then fell, and before the beads rolled into the hole, the second son made a rough calculation, stretched out his hand and confidently pressed 580 on the gold plate.

"Fill in the fallacy! You can go to the Fool's Conference. Jinpan said.

The second son hurriedly seized the time to rewrite it to 480, and at this time, two big pearls spewed out, flying two people high, and then slowly fell, as if to remind him, he hurriedly added 2, writing 482.

"You've made a mistake again, you're stupid and you're still having a runny nose," said Jinpan, "and when the time comes, you'll have one last chance to prove that you're not stupid." ”

The gold disc timer re-zeros. Then the timer was restarted, and the large and small beads began to erupt again.

This time, two big pearls were the first to erupt, and the second son seized the time to write a 2 on the gold plate first.

"You're really two," said Kinpan mockingly, "why do you love to write 2 so much?" Seeing that you are such an idiot, I have to remind you that those two beads are to induce you, don't give you a donkey and use it as a bench. ”

When the second son heard Jin Pan say this, he saw the beads spraying wildly, and quickly rewrote it to 300. I thought, whatever, there are dates and no dates to hit three poles.

But the golden plate was incomparably just, and he said,

"When the time comes, you're really incorrigible, you lost, you know?"

"I don't understand." The second son said.

"You didn't finish the game within the allotted time, you filled in the wrong numbers, and you didn't sort the beads on the table into the hole within a minute. You've failed, fool, do you feel stupid? ”

"Am I stupid?"

"You're too stupid to realize." Jinpan said.

"You say I'm stupid, it doesn't matter, can you deform the fairy shuttle door and let me in, I really want to go to the parallel universe." The second son said.

"This door is closed to you. Don't be delusional. You'll have to try your luck at the fairy shuttle door somewhere else. ”

After speaking. The chronograph on the gold disc went out, the blue diamond disc slowly sank into the mirror underground, the dancing girls in the mirrors on both sides were gone, and the fairy shuttle door was restored to a mirror.

The second son poked there blankly. He turned to look at the peach fairy, who was looking in the mirror, tidying up his temples.

The second son also walked over and looked in the mirror. In the mirror, he used to make him proud of his eyebrows and smile, but at this time, he didn't smile at all. Looks a little silly.

"You need to look in the mirror," the fairy said, glancing back at him, "it seems that your IQ is really bad." Now that the fairy shuttle door is closed to you, you can temporarily dismiss your plan to go shopping in the second parallel universe. ”

"Yes, dear fairy, I'm not good at games. Won't play. It seems that I can only cancel the plan to go shopping in the second parallel universe for the time being, but if I don't go shopping over there, where can I go shopping? ”

"You're here for a walk." The fairy smiled at him.

"Where? Where is the street? The second son looked at the mirrors on all sides, and was a little confused.

The peach fairy raised her left hand, and the mirror on the side revealed an open blue diamond star door. There is a plaque on the lintel with the words "Jumbo Street" written on it.

"Please follow me."

The fairy moved the lotus step lightly, and walked into the star gate. The second son also entered.

Opposite is a alley shop street, fairy lanterns are swaying, most of the customers are fairies of fairy Xiaozhu, each shop is shining with jewels, and there is a fairy sitting on the bench at the door of the store, shaking a small incense fan. When he saw a guest coming, he smiled sweetly and beckoned the incense fan in his hand.

"Dear guests, please come and see, our store supplies unique immortal supplies, one step to the heavenly staff, with it, Yaochi Heavenly Palace is close at hand, you can ascend to the sky in one step."

The second son took a closer look with great interest, and saw that the store was displaying all kinds of crested crutches of different lengths with exquisite workmanship, and the crested heads were lifelike.

"Can I buy one?" The second son said.

"I'm sorry, but my store's crested cane is only for women, not men." The shopkeeper fairy said.

The second son shook his head helplessly: "It seems that it is difficult to buy fairy goods with money." ”

Moving on, there is a gift shop in front of you. A fairy beckoned him with an incense fan:

"Dear guest, please look here, don't regret it for 10,000 years."

"Do you sell men's fairy gifts?" The second son ate closed-door soup before, and this time he learned to be obedient.

"My family's fairy gifts are open to both male and female guests." The fairy said.

The second son watched the gifts in the store, and the shelves were full of dazzling, from necklaces and diamond rings, gift boxes and fruit baskets, fairy tea and fairy wine, handheld fairy bags, fairy pillows and fairy quilts, everything.

"Do you have any gifts for your girlfriend?" The second son said.

"Would you like to give your girlfriend a gift? That's great, if your girlfriend is cheerful, you can give her a concentration necklace that will make her ignore other people's passions and fall in love with you at first sight. If your girlfriend is cold, she may not like you or is extremely reserved, you can give her a Turnaround Ring to wear it to make her no longer indifferent to you. ”。 As she spoke, the shopkeeper took out a red diamond necklace and a blue diamond ring and handed them to him.

The second son took these two exquisite gifts and looked at them, and liked them in his heart, so he said to the store:

"Dear fairy lady, I think these two gifts may be useful to me, I will give them to my girlfriends in due time, I have two girlfriends now, and they are both good to me now, can I give them to them?"

"You can buy them now, but you don't have to rush to give them away," said the shopkeeper, "and it won't do much now, because they're good to you, and you'll have to wait until one day they quarrel with you, and the opportunity will come, and you will give them one day after the quarrel." That's when a miracle happened. ”

"Thank you so much, beautiful fairy lady, I sincerely hope that they will quarrel with me."

"Yes, as long as you have a heart full of anticipation to quarrel, your wishes will come true." The fairy said.

"And how much are these two gifts?"

"Necklace, 180,000 gold coins, ring, 240,000 gold coins." Said the shopkeeper fairy.

"Okay, clap your hands."

The second prince didn't bargain, reached out and clapped his hand with the fairy's little fairy hand, and then put his left hand under his nose and sniffed it.

"Your hands are so fragrant, fairy fragrant, my rough and thick hands are stained with your fragrance." The second son said while sniffing his hands.

"If you like to smell the fragrance of your hands, you often come to Jumbo Street to shop, our fairy's hands are very fragrant." The fairy smiled slightly, put the gift in a shopping bag and handed it to him.

The second son put the necklace and ring on the inner layer of the armor and returned the shopping bag to the fairy.

"It's good, if I have the chance, I'll come back to smell it, and see you again, beautiful fairy."

The second son said goodbye to the store and continued to walk forward. He saw the peach fairy waving to him in front of a shop.

He ran in six steps and two steps. There are really a lot of customers in this shop, there are a few fairies picking things, and there is an old man in a yellow robe, with a yellow beard and yellow hair, starry eyes, and a fairy aura on his body.

"Come and walk around the store and see if there's anything you like." The peach fairy said to the second son.

"Okay, I'll take a look." The second son said and paced into the door.

It turned out to be a Xianjia VIP store. As soon as I entered the door, I saw a gold medal in the center of the store, which read:

'''Are you a guest of honor? Welcome to Xianjia VIP store

'''This store is a joint venture between Xiaozhu Fairy and Queen Mother, in order to provide shopping convenience for celebrities in the fairy world who have a certain immortal position on the planet.

If you are not as famous as Feng Lixi, but just an ordinary fairy girl like He Xiangu, please pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other. And Feng Lixi can take it casually, without giving money at the time, Xiaozhu Fairy pays attention to the other party's character and reputation.

'''The goods here are all authentic fairy goods. No warranty. If it breaks down because you broke it yourself when you were fighting or when you used it, you can only buy a new one.

If you are a grassroots, you can only look at it, and if you want to buy it, you can only ask a fairy with a position to buy it on your behalf.

'''Purchasing agents can only buy one piece at a time, not more. If you have nine children and want to buy nine nipples that come out of fairy milk, you can do so, because baby products are not subject to this restriction for the sake of children. The premise is that you do have nine children, and you can't talk nonsense. See the mirror behind the counter? It shows your true state of mind when you shop, and if you lie, the store will be closed to you permanently.

'''This store has a lot of fairy goods, so as not to make you picky, we classify and put it.

Do you see the left shelf? It was a weapon, including the Thunder Hammer, the Oolong Glove, the Chengyu Flying Staff, the Dinghai Divine Needle, and the Dragon Descending Fence......

'''The middle shelf is daily necessities, food and clothing, we won't go into details, you can understand it yourself at a glance.

'''Do you notice the right shelf?'' It was equipment, including a wind-resisting horse, a beauty star mirror, an earth escape hat, a drill monkey, a fire extinguishing spoon, and a banana fan......

'''Since Xianjia products are in short supply and there is not much inventory, it is highly recommended that you only buy one item at a time. If you want to make a round, tell you, you can't do it, you can't do it if you have money.

'''Our store does not welcome wealthy customers, only buyers who are in urgent need of fairy goods.

'''Buy when you see it, don't move your hands and feet, touch around.'''

'''If you want to buy, buy it quickly, don't stand stupidly if you don't buy it.''' The store is crowded with people and space is limited.

'''Please come in a proper manner and buy in a proper manner.'' There is no childcare in our store, so good goods are not sold.

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"Have you finished reading?"

The second son was looking at the gold medal, and suddenly heard the voice of a fairy beside him, and turned his head to see that it was the fairy proprietress of the fairy.

"I'm sorry, I just finished reading it, and your cards are quite detailed."

"Yes, my store is full of customers every day, especially for tour groups that come to visit, I can't introduce the products endlessly, and the brand is written in detail, which saves a lot of tongue."

"That's true, I don't need your introduction, I also have a general understanding." The second son said.

"This son, you are asking someone to buy it on your behalf, see that you don't have fairy energy on you." Said the beautiful shopkeeper.

"Can I ask the noodle peach fairy to help me buy on my behalf?" The second son said, glancing at the peach fairy.

"Yes, I'll buy it for him, let him choose for himself." The face peach fairy said.

"(⊙o⊙) It's the peach fairy, hello, the owner of the fairy Xiaozhu," the fairy said hello to the peach fairy opposite the shopkeeper, and said to the second son, "Childe, you are really pie, you can invite the owner of the fairy Xiaozhu to help you buy, you really have a pie." ”

"I'm not a faction, I'm just a mortal." The second son said modestly.

The second son began to look at the fairy goods. The yellow-haired old man was also picking out fairy goods.

"What are the characteristics of this beauty starlight mirror?" The yellow-haired old man rolled up the sleeves of his yellow robe and pointed his finger at the glasses that were like the sunglasses worn by earthlings, but the difference with the sunglasses was that the frames were inlaid with bright gold fairy phoenixes, and the lenses shone with rose-colored fairy light.

"This beauty star mirror is specially designed to observe women, whether she has used ordinary disguise or advanced disguise surgery, as long as you wear it, you can see her real body and gain insight into her background. If you like to deal with women, it is worth buying one, but it is more expensive, and the price is 5 million gold coins. The fairy lady said.

"It feels a little bit expensive," the yellow-haired old man said, and then pointed to another item, "What about this weapon, it looks like the Chengyu Flying Staff mentioned on the brand, right?" ”

"You really have a vision, this is the Chengyu Flying Staff, which is refined from 100 million years of nebula particles, and it is infinitely powerful, and a slight wave can make 100,000 heavenly soldiers tremble and be paralyzed like mud. The upper can stir up the moon in nine days, and the lower can go straight to the Yama Difu and save thousands of unjust souls. If you have a good heart, you might as well buy one, but I don't know who you are and what position you are for? ”

"I'm the fifth stinky god king, have you heard of it?"

"Oh! You are the protector of the transit star, the fifth king of the sixty-eight miles of the wind and smell? The fairy looked stunned, "Why don't you smell bad at all?" ”

"I used to use the stinky gong every time I went out to protect the country, so it stinked and people hid, but now I have put away the stinky gong and have not used it for many years. But sadly, I've become notorious, and pretty girls know that I stink, and no one likes me, so even though I'm 9,000 years old, I haven't been able to find a match. I want to find a partner and get married as soon as possible. Save others from saying that my king and the fifth king got married late. ”

"If you don't get married until you're 9,000 years old, you can only marry late." The fairy proprietress said, "I heard that you are in seclusion, right?" ”

"Hey, can I not live in seclusion? A notorious person can only live in seclusion. I dug into my mind to find a place where no one knew about me, and it was a shame, and I ended up on a very conservative planet where the girls didn't know who I was, and no one knew that I was ......."

"Which planet doesn't know that you stink?" The fairy proprietress said.

"I came to Venus, the seventh star of the Xianhuang Fit Nova in the south of the black hole, which is a very conservative and secluded planet, where people are used to turning a deaf ear to what is happening in the outside world. So I stayed in the Qianwei Cave of Jiuyoumanshan Mountain, known as the Xianhuang Nine Flavors True Immortal, abandoning the smelly skills and cultivating the tasteless magic skills, so as to win the ladies who love me, the king of the fifth king. "The former stinky god is now the Xianhuang Nine Flavors True Immortal said.

"Is there any girl who doesn't recognize the smell of fragrance and fancy you?" The fairy proprietress said.

"Not yet, and I haven't seen a single girl until now." Wang Lao Wu said.

"For what? Are the girls still avoiding you? ”

"Not to hide from me, but to hide from the bandits, there are so many bandits there that there are so many that the villagers of each village hide their girls in the cellars. If I want to see the girl's shadow, I must eradicate the bandits. ”

"Then you just beat the bandits away?" The fairy proprietress said.

"How can I fight without a weapon? The bandits all over the mountains, if I hit them with my fists, it is equivalent to hitting fleas with my fists, and when I hit them, they will burrow and shut their doors without fighting. As soon as you get home, they come again. If you perform a stinky skill, the stinky wind blows, the thieves will blow away, and the girl will also blow away, and it will be notorious again, and the gains outweigh the losses. ”

"That's right." The fairy proprietress said.

"So I urgently need an immortal weapon, how much is your Chengyu Flying Staff?" Wang Lao Wu said.

"The original price is 90 million gold coins." The fairy proprietress said, "Since you are 9,000 years old and waiting for a late marriage, I will give you a discount, 45 million gold coins, how about it?" ”

"It's still a bit expensive, you know, I'm not a local tyrant, nor a fairy hao, my money almost comes from the bonuses awarded to me by the old Empress Angela during the victory of the previous protectorate. You think, if any girl takes a fancy to me in the future, she will have to do a happy event, and now when you come to Venus to do a happy event, you need the man to be motionless. ”

"What's motionless?" The fairy proprietress said.

"One move is the Rice Rice brand-name spaceship, and the other move is the golden tower house with seven towers, seven halls, six bathrooms, double spiral staircase and garden. Without these two things as a bride price, the girl's parents would not agree to marry their daughter off. Wang Lao Wu said a little helplessly.

"That's right," said the fairy lady, "I think so, too, if I marry later, I want the man to remain motionless." ”

"You also want the man to be motionless? Aren't you a fairy with fairy energy? Wang Lao Wu was a little confused, "I heard that the Weaver Girl and the Cowherd got married, so I didn't ask the Cowherd to be motionless." ”

"The Weaver Girl asked the Cowherd for a motionless Cowherd didn't have to give it, he only had a cow. What age is it now, it's 2020 A.D. Do you think fairies are the same as Weaver Girls? Let me tell you, there are few fairies around the Queen Mother who have the same noble qualities as the Weaver Girl. There are few in heaven, and there are many on earth. You should be able to find the parents of the girl who doesn't recognize money on the ground, and in the future you will get along with the mother-in-law who doesn't recognize money than with the mother-in-law who gets along with the mother-in-law who is in the eye of money. ”

"Then does your mother-in-law recognize the money?" Wang Lao Wu said.

"Look at what you said, I'm a girl, how can I have a mother-in-law! I used to be a Qionghua, lit by the little bead fairy, our little bead fairy doesn't recognize money, I can also say that I basically don't recognize money, but I just like to be motionless, you can't care. ”

"Okay, let's not talk about this, can your Chengyu Flying Staff be cheaper?" Wang Lao Wu said.

"Look at the sticky thing you buy, it's really annoying, okay, so let's do it, I'll give you another discount, 22.5 million gold coins, this is already unprecedented, close to the cost price, you can buy it, don't buy it." The fairy pouted her little cherry mouth.

"Okay, clap your hands." Wang Lao Wu said.

"Don't be busy, don't your hands stink? I don't want to slap my hands. The fairy lady said.

"I've cultivated the Tasteless Divine Skill, and my hands don't smell at all, I don't believe you smell it." Wang Lao Wu said and stretched out his hand to the proprietress.

"I don't smell it." The fairy proprietress said.

"If you don't smell it, what should you do?" Wang Lao Wu turned to the customer, "Customers, can any of you help, come and smell my hands?" Make proof for me, I'll pay. ”

When the fairies next to him heard this, they all ran away. Wang Lao Wu looked at the second son with the eyes of request.

"Well, I'll prove it for you."

The second prince took a step forward, pinched the left hand of the former stinky god and the current Xianhuang Nine Flavors True Immortal and sniffed it.

"This old fairy's hands don't stink, they don't smell at all, I can prove that I sniffed it with my own nose." The second son said.

"Thank you, thank you, this son who helps the king and the fifth child to be happy." Wang Lao Wu said.

"I won't shoot when I smell it." The fairy proprietress said, "I can pat the hands of everyone present, but I don't clap your hands, I'm afraid of getting a little residual stench." ”

"How can you pay if you don't clap your hands?" Wang Lao Wu was a little anxious.

"It's okay, do you think this is good, dear fairy shop," the second son said to the proprietress "I can exchange pictures with this Wang Lao Wu, and then I will clap with the peach fairy, and the peach fairy will clap with you, you can always do it." ”

"That's backwards." The fairy proprietress said, "But the ugly words are said first, according to the financial laws of the cosmic bank, which planet you shop on, the bank under the jurisdiction of which planet will deduct the handling fee, and the same is true for transferring and transferring." The price of this Chengyu Flying Scepter is 22.5 million gold coins, if you shoot each other again like this, the Black Hole Dynasty Bank will deduct your handling fee of 22,500 gold coins more, I don't care about this. ”

"It's okay, I'll bear the extra 22,500 gold coins." The second son said without thinking.

"Thank you, generous son." Wang Lao Wu said gratefully.

The second prince and Wang Lao Wu patted each other's left hands, and then the second prince clapped his hands with the peach fairy, and then the peach fairy clapped his hands with the proprietress again.

"Alright, payment is over." The proprietress said with satisfaction. "Wang Lao Wu, this Chengyu Flying Staff belongs to you."

The fairy proprietress handed the Chengyu Flying Staff to Wang Lao Wu and gave him another instruction for use. Wang Lao Wu happily took it, and then said thank you to the second son, and did not ask the name of the second son, turned around and happily walked out of the Xianjie archway, soared into the sky, and went back to his Venus Nine Youmanshan Qianwei Mandong Cave. As for which lady he is looking for, what is the personality of his mother-in-law, is it a money eye? That's a later chapter. If you want to see Wang Lao Wu's interesting story, I'll see it later, and now let's talk about the second son.

"Now it's my turn." The second son saw that the fairy customer had run away, Wang Lao Wu went home, and the store was quiet, so he said to the fairy proprietress, "It's time for me to buy something fashionable." ”

"Generous son, which fashionable fairy goods do you have a crush on?" The fairy proprietress said.

The second son looked around, pointed to a cloak and said:

"What's the use of this dress?"

"This is Ruyi against the wind, you can fly against the wind, if you are troublesome to wear clothes, you can turn it into a bracer, put it on your wrist, and you can fly in the universe with a shake of your wrist, which is much faster than Sun Wukong's somersault cloud."

"That's good, I can fly with it, to be honest, I'm tired of walking around on the ground now." The second son said.

"Since you're tired of walking on the ground, you should really buy one, and fly without anything." The fairy proprietress said.

"You're right, dear fairy shopkeeper, how much does this Wind Resistant?" The second son said.

"12 million gold coins are discounted." The proprietress said.

"Okay, no problem."

The second son and the peach fairy clapped their hands together, and the peach fairy clapped their hands with the fairy proprietress again.

"Okay, the payment is over, this piece of wind is yours."

The fairy proprietress handed the Ruyi Yufeng to the second son, and the second son took it, feeling very light.

"Is there a manual?" The second son said that he obviously wouldn't use it.

"This Ruyi Yufeng does not need a manual, the operation is very simple, you just need to put it on, shake the placket and fly, the direction is controlled by your mind. If you want to turn your clothes into a wrist guard, you can turn it into a wrist guard by just pulling the neckline and shaking it three times. When flying, just put on a wrist guard and shake your wrist. The fairy proprietress said.

"Okay, thank you, dear fairy shop." The second son said.

"Let's go." The peach fairy said to him.

The second son walked out of Zhenbao Street with the peach fairy and came to the street archway.

"I want to go back and rest. Dear Second Son. The peach fairy said to him, "You can also go and do your business, I won't accompany you." From this gatehouse, you can connect to the outside sky. You can try it on Feifei. ”

"Okay, I'll fly and try it, and say goodbye."

The second son and the fairy Xiaozhu took their leave. He went out of the gatehouse, shook it three times with the wind, and sure enough, his clothes turned into a bracer, he wore it on his wrist and shook his wrist, and sure enough, his body flew up leisurely.

Now he had flown to the outside of the fairy building. The clear mirror lake can be seen in front of you. He remembered that in the water of the Giant's River, he had seen a reddish cave between the cliffs on both sides. So he flew up the waterfall and flew along the river against the current.

Flying and flying, I suddenly saw a black shadow passing in front of me, and when I looked at it, it turned out to be a Dapeng bird.

The second prince was about to try the power of the improved cold bow, so he quietly took out the cold bow, enlarged it to its own proportion, opened the bow with full force, and shot it with an arrow.

I saw a string of ten blue glittering beaded ice arrows shooting straight towards the Dapeng Bird......

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