Li Er had a drink with Huang Dakuo in the seafood restaurant, firstly to thank Huang Dakuo for giving up his office to him, and secondly, to thank Huang Dakuo for giving him several shops with the best locations as business premises. I don't know if it's because there are fewer drinks for a thousand cups of wine and confidants, or if it's not speculative for more than half a sentence. Anyway, Li Er and Huang Dakuo were drunk, and later, they couldn't hold back their passion and joined in drinking, and the three of them drank from noon to night, and they didn't break up, so they called Xing Er, who was kidnapping from the west, to make it clear, no one was allowed to call women to participate in the war, so the four old men were fighting, catching and killing, and at ten o'clock in the night, Liu Rouge couldn't hold his breath, and was the first to find Xing Er. When I asked, it turned out that Zha Tiantian went abroad to talk about business, but she was not at home, Liu Rouge answered a long-distance call from Zha Tiantian from abroad, and told her to find Xing Er home, Liu Rouge didn't dare to go into the seafood restaurant to find someone openly, so Xing Er would have no face. Liu Rouge pretended to come to Liu Xueyin's house to visit relatives and relatives, aren't the two of them uncles and sisters, so they used this excuse to get Xing Er back.

Li Er first discovered Liu Rouge and shouted, "Xing Er, how is it?" Or if you lose, it's okay, whoever comes first to find someone will be the king and the eight lambs, and whoever loses! Today's meal is your payment for it! ”

Xing Er looked at Liu Rouge, nodded and said, "It's still my old Xing who hurts, just saying it can't be done, my old Xing is not shallow." Look at our family's Liu Rouge, how painful it is! Come here, ask Lao Tzu to hug one, and show the three old bastards! Our life is sweeter than honey! ”

Huge said: "Xing Er, who wouldn't hold a woman?" Lao Tzu also hugged the policeman outside. ”

"Male or female cops?" Li Er tilted his head and asked.

"Male cops, of course! Who would dare to hug a policewoman? Do you think you're dying slowly? I was drunk that time. "When he speaks, his tongue is not bent.

Xing Er said with a smile: "I thought you had eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall, and dared to flirt with a female policeman in broad daylight, but it turned out that you hugged a male policeman!" It's not powerful, it's boring. ”

Li Er said: "Liu Rouge, it's just right to come." Go and settle the account, your Xing Er lost the bet. ”

"Go, settle today's account." Xing Er is a manly man this time.

Liu Rouge came back from the bar and asked casually: "Li Er, I heard that you broke with my sister-in-law, but is it true?" Haven't you kissed your brother and sister since you were a child? It seems that love is unreliable. Or do you have a new love and forget the old love? ”

Xing Er pointed at Li Er and shouted, "Yes, yes!" Li Er, the eighth lamb of the king. It's just that you have a new love and forget the old love! I found a female secretary who was Jieyu, and I got carried away, what's the big deal! Just give that Jieyu to Lao Tzu and me, and there will be nothing left, right? ”

Liu Rouge said provocatively: "Li Er, you claim every day, without your shaved head, it's up to you today." Do you dare to go to Little Peach's house to sit down? If you are a man, you will lead the way, and a few of us will follow behind, mules and horses. Pull it out and yo-yo! If you can't do it, admit it as soon as possible and pretend to be a bear egg, it's not a shameful thing. You tell me? ”

Li Er took advantage of the wine and said Huang Dakuo: "Do you dare to follow me?" ”

Huang Dakuo said: "Lao Tzu is the dignified Huang Dakuo, invincible opponent all over the world!" Except for being afraid of my wife. Who have you been afraid of when you see me? I'm not afraid of pigs! "It seems that Huang Dakuo is really drunk, and he can't even tell the difference between a man and a pig. treats his wife Aihua like a pig.

Aihua happened to come to Huang Dakuo, and when he heard Huang Dakuo's last words, he asked with a smile: "Do you say I'm a pig?" Who is so bold? ”

Huang Dakuo pointed at the huge and said: "I said that his wife is a pig, not you, wife, don't get me wrong." ”

Aihua said: "It's not a shame to say that your wife is a pig, the important thing is to be honest outside, it doesn't matter if you say I'm a pig, I won't become a real pig." ”

Huge said: "Huang Dakuo, you are really not a thing!" Just now you said that your wife is a pig, why did you say what I said? Aihua is your wife, and she is not my family. ”

"Haha, pig family!" Xing Er laughed.

Li Er stood up, walked out of the seafood building crookedly, and took the lead on the way to Xiao Taohong's house. Xing Er wanted to follow to see the excitement, but was stopped by Liu Rouge and stopped on the sidewalk on the side of Baoshan Road, the two of them muttered a few whispers, and went directly back to the west crutch from the road in the building area, what the two of them were doing, no one asked.

Da Da wanted to follow Li Er, but was rewarded by Liu Xueyin from behind, so he obediently stayed in the seafood restaurant. Liu Xueyin was afraid that Li Er would come back to talk about it, and when Li Eryi left the door of the seafood building, she immediately plugged in the door and turned off the lights, and when Li Er looked back, the seafood building was already quiet on Weishan Lake, and there was no movement at all. Li Er knew Liu Xueyin's set, so he scolded at the seafood building: "What's the matter, Lao Tzu just sleeps on the street, and he doesn't go to drill your Wang Bawo, I hate it!" ”

Li Er couldn't be angry, so he leaned over and picked up a brick on the ground, threw it towards the seafood building, and the iron door of the seafood building was smashed, and Li Er shouted: "Open the door, the police station is here, and I came to catch the villain who hugged the police just now!" Li Er thought about it, and was still angry, so he added: "And his wife, neither of them can escape!" ”

Li Er came to the door of Xiao Taohong's house, and when he saw that the door was closed, he went up and gave the door a kick, but he kicked it in the air, and it turned out that Xiao Taohong was hiding in the door, waiting for him to kick it.

Li Er kicked in the air, leaned forward, and almost lay in the living room of Xiao Taohong's house, he laughed at himself: "It's still early for the year, so I'll be on my head first, it seems that it's easy for me Li Er to ask God to send God." ”

Little Peach asked coldly, "Where did you drink horse urine and come to me to spread wild?" Watch out for me kicking you out of the way! ”

Li Er's knee walked a few steps, came to Xiao Taohong, hugged Xiao Taohong's legs with both hands, and cried: "Jieyu and I worshipped on the mushroom mountain, and we became relatives, but I didn't move a finger from her, wow, the sky can be seen, if I have half a lie, let me choke to death by drinking." ”

"Why don't you say that you are tired of working with Jieyu, and you swear that you are playing falsely. I don't listen to your nonsense, let's go home and lie to your wife, I don't have spare food here to feed idlers. ”

Li Er staggered out of Xiao Taohong's house and disappeared. At dawn, Zhang Fengxian called to ask Xiao Taohong if Li Er was at her house, Xiao Taohong said no, came for a while, left, and then asked, "Didn't he go home?" ”

Zhang Fengxian said anxiously: "No, I thought he was resting at your house, it's over, and the owner can't find it!" ”

"Then look for wow." Little Peach was also anxious. (To be continued......)