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Inside a normal living room

An old grandfather is playing a two-player game with his eldest grandson.

The name is Contra.

The screen was full of bullets, the old man was nervous, his hands trembled, and a careless little blue man burped.

"Don't play, don't play. The old man angrily threw the handle aside.

The eldest grandson reluctantly persuaded, "Grandpa~ We are playing with infinite lives, and it doesn't matter if you die." ”

The old man was anxious, "You little rabbit cub, curse who to die!"

Eldest grandson;......

With that, the old man pressed his eldest grandson on the couch and spanked his ass.

Syllable~

The eldest grandson didn't feel the pain, but giggled, "Grandpa, if you use a little more force, it just happens that your butt is a little numb after sitting for a long time." ”

Ay~

The old man withdrew his hand and sighed leisurely.

It's not good to be old, it's okay to play games, and you can't even use your strength to beat your grandson.

I think he was the child king of the village back then, fishing for fish and shrimp, jumping big ropes...... What won't?

When he was a little older, he went to be a soldier, although he didn't make great contributions, but he was also a person who had been shot, who would dare to look down on him when he returned home?

Then he had a son, and now the eldest grandson is so old.

And now he can only square dance with those old ladies, and he can't do anything delicate.

The old woman in his family didn't even let him jump, obviously he was very happy to dance, don't you think it's strange?

"Grandpa, are you still beating?"

The eldest grandson asked with a wave in front of him.

The old man is angry, do you listen to this like human words, it is all used to the old woman!

Today, I have to let his grandson understand that your grandfather will always be your grandfather!

Syllable!

"Haha, ha......" The eldest grandson can't be happy.

It's obviously aggressive when it swings, but it's soft when it hits.

"Grandpa, hurry up. ”

Grandpa;......

Ay~

Forget it, he can't bear to beat him with a feather duster, so let's go square dancing.

The old man got up and walked out the door, and the loudspeaker downstairs rang for a while, and his heart was itching.

"Grandpa, what are you going to do?" asked the eldest grandson, confused.

"Ah~ I'll go downstairs and relax. The old man opened the door.

"Grandpa, you're going to square dance. "The eldest grandson was lying on the sofa, with an expression that I had already seen through you.

The old man turned his head and said solemnly, "Don't tell your grandma, otherwise I will let your father deduct your pocket money for next month!"

The little grandson looked bitter, "Okay, but you have to come back and play games with me quickly." ”

The old man was not happy, "What kind of game to play!" Your dad asked me to supervise your homework, I've been playing for so long, if you don't write again, your dad will have to complain about me when you come back, hurry up and write!"

The eldest grandson sighed, turned off the TV, and went back to his room to do his homework.

The old man watched his eldest grandson return to the room and walked out happily.

Bang~

The old man seemed to have hit something and fell to the ground.

The old man stroked his forehead and sighed, looking forward to reprimand the other party.

But there was nothing in front of him, only a layer of pale blue gelatin, like a door blocking him from getting out.

The old man slowly got up and stretched out his hand to touch it, it was soft but it just couldn't be penetrated, and a lot of blue words appeared with a wriggling.

[Please be Yi Yun...... ］

The old man was frightened, and turned his head to ask his eldest grandson to come and see what it was, but it was sealed all around by this glue body.

The old man tried to calm himself.

It took him a long time to remember the incident that his eldest grandson had told him about the Internet that went viral, and at the time he thought it was a popular story, but now it seems that everything is true.

He began to look at the words on it

......

After a long time, the old man muttered.

"Do you want to give a gift......

He remembered the first gift he gave to the old woman, it seemed to be a break dance, and this guy named Yi Yun probably wouldn't be ......

"Forget it, just say a few if you can get it, it's a little scary here, let's go out and square dance quickly. ”

After speaking, the old man hurriedly said three options.

The surrounding pale blue colloids gradually dissolve.

The old man's heart was put down.

......

[Option generated]

[(1) Pills (2) Reijing (3) Square Dance]

Three-yuan meeting

Yi Yun looked at this last option, and Yi Yun already had a picture in his mind.

The end result is also obvious.

［①1%②1%③98%］

[Start Execution]

Square Dance Wins with High Votes!

Frozen time melts quietly.

Everyone looked at Yi Yun who stood up and cast curious glances, and so did the three sect masters seated.

The treasures taken out by those people in front of them are all rare and high-quality products, and everyone is open to everyone.

Based on this alone, I don't lose money this time, I don't know what this young man is going to come up with......

At this time, Yi Yun smiled awkwardly, "The gift I gave was a square dance. ”

"Square dance?" the crowd wondered.

"What kind of dance is this?" Yang Wanping asked curiously, is there any peculiar effect?

Yi Yun pondered.

"This ...... It should be regarded as an ancient dance that prolongs life. ”

Ancient dance, prolonging life?

The Good Spirit Sect Master became interested, "Jump quickly and show me." ”

Yi Yun walked to the center of the hall and began to twist on his own.

I once observed it with Zhang Wei when I was bored, and at that time it was more similar to who danced the most, which came in handy at this time.

"The vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers are bloom......ing at the foot of the green mountains," Yi Yun hummed by himself without a soundtrack, and his voice was quite beautiful.

If he didn't deserve this dance, he suspected that he could also be a drama or something, and make a name for himself in the entire Xuanhong Domain.

There was silence in the hall, and the boy who poured the wine was also stunned, and forgot to take it back when the wine was full.

"Always singing the most dazzling national style, is the most beautiful posture in the whole sky, hey!"

After the song, Yi Yun took a pose, and then left the stage leisurely.

The sect masters sitting around were okay, but many of the disciples under the sect trembled.

I have to say that art is powerful.

"Nonsense!" the Good Spirit Sect Master was very annoyed.

"This is simply twisting, how can it have the effect of prolonging life!"

Yi Yun couldn't listen to it anymore, and before he could sit down when he returned to his seat, he confronted the Sect Master of the Good Spirit, "Where can you not prolong your life by exercising? And it's too much to say that it's twisted, please take back what you just said and apologize to countless aunts!"

The Good Spirit Sect Master is full of question marks, what's the matter with this aunt?

Sect Master Luo Feng laughed, "This gift from Little Brother Yi Yun is really unique, and the gift is light and affectionate, so I think it's okay." ”

Yi Yunhu looked at him suspiciously, not knowing why this Luo Feng was talking to him.

"Sect Master Without a Trace, I remember that the Holy Maiden of your sect seems to have a dance to show you next...... Luo Feng continued.

Yang Wanping smiled and shook his head.

"Exactly, the sword dances. ”

"Don't discourage everyone, let the holy maiden come up first, it's not too late to continue this banquet and so on. ”

Yi Yun finally understood, this guy wanted to slap himself in the face!

But he wouldn't admit that the saint's dance would be better than his own.